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𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 — 𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛 — a state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time

Sarah Smith (@sarahesmith23)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 20:46 GMT

If Wall St. had taken the time to look at anyone's Steam library they'd know that we have no problem dropping $40 on something and never touching it again.

Ben Kutcher | black lives matter (@benkutcher)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 17:33 GMT

I got my son a SAD lamp because he lives in New England & his apartment doesn’t get a lot of natural light & he told me his cat taught herself how to turn it on & she has been using it a lot.

Caissie (@Caissie)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 01:21 GMT

So is Kubernetes just yaml

Pauline P. Narvas (@paulienuh)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 12:48 GMT

Just the metaphorical one I wear to appear happier to myself than I really am when looking in the mirror, 322 days into quarantine. https://t.co/dSwbQVFYNX

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How many masks are you wearing today? 2? 3? 4? 10?

Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 21:52 GMT

H̶͢͝T̨T̸̕͢P̴̕͠ ̕͠Lo̡͡v̸̷͢è̡͢ç̶raf̕t̨͜ (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 20:43 GMT

Internationally, we the Dutch are seen to be direct and blunt. Our checklist for travel to the Netherlands lives up to that reputation.

Karel van Oosterom (@KvanOosterom)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 15:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/AtlPartyCrasher/status/1355208321888874503

Why are you eating ice cream with a fork?

Black Dolphin (@OGspankyLoco69)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 19:00 GMT

Eoin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 12:48 GMT

THIS IS NOT A FINANCE ACCOUNT. I DO NOT HAVE ANY TRADING ADVICE. HEDGES-STOCKS IS MY SURNAME.

Zoah Hedges-Stocks (@Zoah_HS)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 08:45 GMT

sorry to be 39 but I would subscribe to a newsletter that just rounds up the best tiktoks

Emily Gould (@EmilyGould)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 21:48 GMT

remember when senators got coronavirus briefings before the public and sold off millions of dollars in stocks before the crash last year and faced no consequences and no regulation? then reddit made one stock into a meme and they’re talking about restructuring the whole market

rudy betrayed (@rudy_betrayed)Wed, 27 Jan 2021 17:44 GMT

Every graph I’ve seen for the last year be like

Sean Kross (@seankross)Wed, 27 Jan 2021 21:22 GMT

TIL that you no longer have to write <a target=“_blank” rel=“noopener”> to make external links secure! The HTML standard was changed in 2019 so that rel=“noopener” is always implied: github.com/whatwg/html/pu… thanks to the @jaffathecake and @DasSurma’s podcast for this tidbit!

shawn swyx wang (@swyx)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 10:51 GMT

I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out. Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed. In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.

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Fully agree. 👇 twitter.com/aoc/status/135…

Ted Cruz (@tedcruz)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 16:47 GMT

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 17:46 GMT

bit of a misnomer then isn't it

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Robinhood has stopped allowing users to buy GameStop, AMC, BlackBerry, and Nokia stock. bit.ly/2YmW80G

Motherboard (@motherboard)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 14:25 GMT

Amy, Mothman Festival Queen (@cableknitjumper)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 17:09 GMT

They shut down that Stocks subreddit in 72 hours. But let them plan the January 6th insurrection on that same app in broad daylight? I got that right??

Openly 6LACK (@TheHusayn)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 00:16 GMT

Wall Street Wrecker (@WreckWallStreet)Thu, 28 Jan 2021 00:12 GMT

Want to see the difference between Windows 10 and Linux? Install dual boot on a Core i3 laptop. Let people choose which one works better for their needs. #opensource #linux #freesoftware @gknauth @rmtux @opensourceway

Phil Shapiro (@philshapiro)Wed, 27 Jan 2021 23:22 GMT

Acapella group doing Windows noises

Mat Osman (@matosman)Wed, 27 Jan 2021 07:33 GMT

My Cameo this season on The Expanse. Just floating around @SAghdashloo , no big deal. If I could be on screen with anyone I’m glad it’s you! #Expanse509 #TheExpanse #VFX

Jennifer Maillet (@vfxjenn)Wed, 27 Jan 2021 01:45 GMT

“We did everything we could” - in pictures:

Matt Smith 💙 (@utb_smith)Tue, 26 Jan 2021 18:06 GMT

I was this many days old when I learned that sudo's logo is a creepy looking anthropomorphic sandwich.

April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Tue, 26 Jan 2021 20:02 GMT

my god im losing my mind over these pictures

ezri ♡ (@wlwjadzia)Mon, 25 Jan 2021 16:01 GMT

congrats to people outdoor dining in L.A. this weekend, your soup has a fine powdering of cremation ash on it, enjoy your human remains!!

Amy, 2022 Mothman Festival Queen (@cableknitjumper)Tue, 26 Jan 2021 20:54 GMT

Well this is a new one

Rachel McConnell (@Minette_78)Tue, 26 Jan 2021 15:00 GMT

Always fantastic to see big Morris on the box @BorisJohnson #DailyCovidUpdate #BorisHasFailedTheNation

Lucky Man 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@luckyma_man)Tue, 26 Jan 2021 17:18 GMT

Boris Johnson, 3/2/20: "coronavirus will trigger a panic and a desire for market segregation that go beyond what is medically rational to the point of doing real and unnecessary economic damage" 100,000 deaths later: ""We truly did everything we could to minimise loss of life."

James O'Brien (@mrjamesob)Tue, 26 Jan 2021 17:27 GMT

No comment, other than “lol”. bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

Rika ✨ (@NekomimiScience)Mon, 25 Jan 2021 15:39 GMT

In the grand tradition of baking things with creme eggs inside (previous editions: muffins, duffins, brownies) may I present the creme egg cookie?

Emma (@foxshaped)Mon, 25 Jan 2021 11:24 GMT

I have never in my life witnessed such a crime...

Kalen Allen (@TheKalenAllen)Sat, 23 Jan 2021 20:17 GMT

A year ago today, I got home from an international trip, and haven't left the country since. I have no idea when I was last in the UK for a continuous year but it's definitely over a decade. I did say I wanted to travel less for work .... #BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor

Lorna Mitchell (@lornajane)Mon, 25 Jan 2021 17:33 GMT

A vaccine rollout that is bottlenecked on manufacturing and distribution is the real dependency injection.

Emily (@EmilyKager)Mon, 25 Jan 2021 18:39 GMT

Putting Kamala Harris as VP into perspective.See the red box? Until then, she would have been enslaved.See the blue box? Until then, she couldn’t vote. Yellow box? Until then, she had to attend a segregated school. The green one? Until then she couldn’t have her own bank account

Melissa Shusterman (@MelissaForPA)Sun, 24 Jan 2021 14:30 GMT

these low poly pants are the only game dev fashion items i approve of and i will not be taking any further questions

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Victoria Tran 🧋 (@TheVTran)Sun, 24 Jan 2021 17:52 GMT

latin students necrophiliacs 🤝 enjoying a dead tongue

𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛 (@chardonyay)Sun, 27 Dec 2020 16:58 GMT