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No matter how much better off, more privilege, more safety, more money, more opportunities or more impact I would have in this world, I would never want to be a man. I love being a woman.

Dr. Jessica Taylor (@DrJessTaylor)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 09:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/ohhoe/status/1371266171505410060

i'm just thinking about someone shaking their ass to make you a drink and 🥲

rachel (@ohhoe)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 01:06 GMT

two software engineers walk into a “foo”

kris nóva (@krisnova)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:07 GMT

Linus trashes miners and GPU manufacturers for months over everything going on and then some fucking Crypto company sponsors a video and they go along with it? Spineless. Lost a lot of respect for LTT today.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sun, 14 Mar 2021 18:37 GMT

life goals: remove sudo and package managers from production

kris nóva (@krisnova)Sun, 14 Mar 2021 20:22 GMT

You can get a very helpful insight into what politicians & pundits really feel about men who sexually assault women by recalling how they treated an American President who boasted about being one.

James O'Brien (@mrjamesob)Sun, 14 Mar 2021 08:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/Nogud2/status/1371143811401932805

Hey Stewie. Go fuck yourself eh? Ever considered that the shitheads who make the Covid laws are the same shitheads who are trying to pass laws to prevent our right to protest, you know like in place like North Korea? If that's what you want, I'll pay for your one way ticket.

Գրեգորի Zebulun #BLM 🇦🇲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Master2020The)Sun, 14 Mar 2021 17:03 GMT

I keep reading "if police investigated every reported sex offence, they'd be overwhelmed" So be overwhelmed. Then policymakers might suddenly discover they have to do something about it, rather than sending the message "assaulted women is a price we have to pay" End this shit

Russ (@RussInCheshire)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 21:47 GMT

😞 nothing’s ever going to change is it

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Sat, 13 Mar 2021 19:55 GMT

2 hr Movie 10 hr TV series

BLACKSWAN STAN ACCOUNT (@BrianYoungeArs)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 15:19 GMT

Today’s my 1 year WFH anniversary, and the only thing that’s better now is my setup 😂

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 15:02 GMT

Sketch Final

Andrée Wallin (@andreewallin)Sat, 13 Mar 2021 12:58 GMT

Doing the bare minimum when you’re depressed is valid. Doing the bare minimum when you’re in a pain flare is valid. Doing the bare minimum when chronic fatigue is kicking your ass is valid. Letting your body rest at the expense of your to-do list is NOT slacking off.

René Brooks | Black Girl, Lost Keys | ADHD (@blkgirllostkeys)Sat, 13 Mar 2021 22:30 GMT

The actual people from *THAT* meme, 10 years on ... .

John O'Connell (@jdpoc)Sat, 13 Mar 2021 18:05 GMT

I-

Mat George (@matchu_chutrain)Sat, 13 Mar 2021 02:24 GMT

kai (@kaichoyce)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 10:23 GMT

just hanging out

mo ☆ (@drphiIth)Sat, 13 Mar 2021 18:52 GMT

it’s really not hard

zach (@xyzachh)Thu, 11 Mar 2021 14:48 GMT

BREAKING: very important serious grown up update for all the adults who did business this week

kris nóva (@krisnova)Sat, 13 Mar 2021 06:32 GMT

I went to primary school in the 90s and every form said “parent/guardian” please grow the fuck up, this is not news.

Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster)Sat, 13 Mar 2021 10:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1370382449075613698

Jesus Christ. You literally look gorgeous in anything Here, I made you a meme

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sat, 13 Mar 2021 00:52 GMT

9-5 is really 7-6 if you add time to commute, eat and getting ready.. This ain’t a way to live.

The Hybrid (@kchamps613)Thu, 11 Mar 2021 13:56 GMT

this is my favorite image

UserNA (@PianoREDACTED)Thu, 11 Mar 2021 04:16 GMT

Fox sleeping on sky light

dominic dyer (@domdyer70)Thu, 11 Mar 2021 07:56 GMT

Followed a tutorial and put JWTs in localStorage? If the guy behind UNPKG wanted to, he could inject code to JS requests and collect all of your users JWTs. Same w/ any 3rd party scripts you use. 2B req/mo is a lot of tokens. I put that crap in signed, https, SameSite cookies.

Ryan Florence (@ryanflorence)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 18:02 GMT

Chris Laco (@claco)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 22:43 GMT

✨IMPORTANT PSA✨ You are not a bad person for not doing chores. There's no morality attached to clean dishes/stacks of dirty ones. There's no punishment for not being able to tackle any housework. Don't feel bad about not having the energy right now. It's okay. You're okay.💛

Lily C ♿️🏳️‍🌈 (@paperstainedink)Sat, 06 Mar 2021 16:51 GMT

Everyone’s gonna get vaxxed and think they’re gonna fuck but nobody knows how to talk anymore so it’s just be a whole club of horny people talking about Bionicles.

chris person, Game Freak (@Papapishu)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 02:28 GMT

It’s time I make my own hex, I can’t live with no WandaVision

❀ (@___T0T____)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 07:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1369956476823953411

OK! Here's how to completely remove the Trending section of Twitter *without* having to install plugins, adblockers, CSS, or apps. Visit twitter.com/settings/trends Set your location to China China only has one trend: "Beijing" Tap "I'm not interested in this" 🥳 Trends is now gone

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 17:32 GMT

I've been very quiet on here lately but I thought you ought to know that these two moved in and they're awesome. ❤️

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 17:23 GMT

My favorite thing about DevOps is once you get all this shit set up, you get to be really really lazy

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 17:17 GMT

[seeing other people get vaccinated]

Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt)Fri, 12 Mar 2021 03:17 GMT

Earth is beautiful

VISUALHUB (@VlSUALHUB)Wed, 10 Mar 2021 20:16 GMT

TV Idea: #NotAllSnakes Men who say "Not All Men" are introduced to a variety of snakes. Not all of them are venomous.

Joe Wells (@joewellscomic)Thu, 11 Mar 2021 17:11 GMT

Happy one year anniversary to this text I sent my mom 🥳🥲🥳

Brandon (@bkwhopper17)Thu, 11 Mar 2021 18:22 GMT

i swear, this "remove the wall" effect aged me 2 years in 2 weeks but i reaaaaally like the result☺️ #gamedev

Last Man Sitting (@LastManSitting_)Wed, 10 Mar 2021 14:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/carter721982/status/1369937711771971585

are u actually like dick measuring but with sobriety rn

Raichu (@RaichuMGS)Thu, 11 Mar 2021 09:13 GMT

My favourite vegetable is mangetout bc it’s spells man get out

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Thu, 11 Mar 2021 20:45 GMT

You may think standing in the vaccine standby lines is a waste of time but I think it's worth a shot

Emily (@EmilyKager)Thu, 11 Mar 2021 21:19 GMT

You can empower the next engineer with ✨DOCUMENTATION✨

AV (@driannavaldivia)Wed, 10 Mar 2021 21:29 GMT

I GOT VACCINATED!!! 🙏🙏

Ben Marshall (@notbenmarshall)Wed, 10 Mar 2021 17:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/GremlinInc/status/1369762041309896706

blameful premortems

Jason Yee, but ✨actually a purple-haired goose✨ (@gitbisect)Wed, 10 Mar 2021 21:57 GMT

･ *ﾟ 　 ･ ﾟ* ･｡ *･｡ the pull-out *.｡ ｡･ method °*. ﾟ｡ ﾟ*. is not ｡｡ ･ ｡ ･ﾟ ｡°*. reliable ｡*･｡

H̶͢͝T̨T̸̕͢P̴̕͠ ̕͠Lo̡͡v̸̷͢è̡͢ç̶raf̕t̨͜ (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Wed, 10 Mar 2021 20:42 GMT