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https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1168200207168954370

Seriously have you ever looked at the definition of a salad. The Wikipedia is MADNESS! It establishes a rule then immediately breaks it. Fruits or veg, but actually no. Chilled but actually warm. The only truth is small bits of food

Joe Nash (@jna_sh)Sun, 01 Sep 2019 18:48 +0000

For the first time in my career I’m the only white male on my team of over 10 people and it’s beautiful 🎉✨

Freddie Carthy 💥 (@FreddieCarthy)Tue, 06 Apr 2021 16:07 +0000

A friend of mine was telling me this evening he got an absolute steal of a deal on a flat he’s renting The ‘absolute steal’? £2000 a month I will never understand why people choose to live in London

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Tue, 06 Apr 2021 23:52 +0000

Been off work for a little while, and mostly off here. I am now back to being a cog in the capitalist machine, as well as swearing at computers on here 😅

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 06 Apr 2021 09:35 +0000

Help! My (43) competitor (22) has reimplemented my public API (25)

jack (@doitwithalambda)Mon, 05 Apr 2021 23:03 +0000

Turns out you are still allowed to reimplement APIs.

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BREAKING: In major copyright battle between tech giants, SCOTUS sides w/ Google over Oracle, finding that Google didnt commit copyright infringement when it reused lines of code in its Android operating system. The code came from Oracle's JAVA SE platform. supremecourt.gov/opinions/20pdf…

SCOTUSblog (@SCOTUSblog)Mon, 05 Apr 2021 14:02 +0000

David Crawshaw (@davidcrawshaw)Mon, 05 Apr 2021 14:09 +0000

Wow--SCOTUS doesn't just rule in favor of Google in @googlevoracle, but says that API reimplementation is fair use *as a matter of law*, meaning that the decision applies to all APIs

Charles Duan (@charles_duan)Mon, 05 Apr 2021 14:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/ThomasHaggarty1/status/1379033780112007168

“Aye mate thats brillant cheers”

Adam (@_ADAMMC00)Mon, 05 Apr 2021 12:23 +0000

the amount of shite you can clearup in your room when you know there's a chance somebody you've never met might end up seeing it is ... legally unimaginable

(◑‿◐) (@matthewherod)Mon, 05 Apr 2021 14:07 +0000

zendaya breaks my brain. am i attracted to her or am i jealous of her? do i want to make love to her or steal her identity? both? both.

yamini (@showmetheyamz)Sun, 04 Apr 2021 18:19 +0000

🤦🏼‍♂️

Richard Nelson (@wabzqem)Mon, 05 Apr 2021 02:15 +0000

Dani M. 🏳️‍🌈 MLT (ASCP) (@War_Kittens)Sun, 04 Apr 2021 03:52 +0000

Pretty much

TheGbemisola🍸 (@Gbemideyforyou)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 16:46 +0000

This may be my favourite thing seen on the interwebs today.

Sarah 'Skullqueen' Cawkwell (@pyroriffic)Sun, 04 Apr 2021 22:56 +0000

Mark Zuckerberg's own data is in the Facebook leak. His Facebook ID number is 4.

@mikko (@mikko)Sun, 04 Apr 2021 13:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1378607158372220933

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Sun, 04 Apr 2021 16:55 +0000

My office is *perfect* 😭😊

Elle Townsend🌸 (@_elletownsend)Sun, 04 Apr 2021 13:14 +0000

What is Easter Sunday if not a day to get drunk at brunch and bask in all of the repressed guilt you’ve accumulated from growing up catholic? Anyway cheers 🥂

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 04 Apr 2021 14:04 +0000

April 2020 April 2021

Amy (@amyis_trying)Sun, 04 Apr 2021 03:01 +0000

Ok, i haven’t really used this platform all that much, but seeing my yearbook photo make so many people happy warms my heart. 🥺🖤

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you go girl

Jules Lipoff, MD (@juleslipoff)Fri, 02 Apr 2021 23:00 +0000

Nika 🖤 (@NecroticNika)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 19:56 +0000

Shut Up, Tre (@TreJames_)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 04:56 +0000

and meanwhile @IanColdwater was denied verification. WTF.

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This account was setup in March, has fewer than 100 followers, and is already verified. The man behind this account claims to be a physician in SF and is already verified? One of his first tweets was spreading Chinese government propaganda about the Uyghurs.

Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 00:42 +0000

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) (@lizthegrey)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 05:46 +0000

I beg you, please stop referring to “competency at interacting with other human beings” as “soft skills.” Stop it. Just stop. Please. Stop giving cutesy names to things, undermining both their importance and the effort that goes into them. Please stop.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Fri, 02 Apr 2021 21:12 +0000

Speed of light

Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 21:59 +0000

OK, LinkedIn has proven worthwhile for once. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Jack Daniel (@jack_daniel)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 03:04 +0000

The act of physically moving oneself to a dedicated location 5 times a week to open a laptop and do exactly what can be done in any location from 9-5 and repeating this weekly...is a bizarre concept

Eshita (@eshita)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 02:26 +0000

To all who don’t like pineapple on your pizza...please consider this alternative.

Aaron Cohen (@ImoveCar)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 11:00 +0000

Hello, I would like to introduce you to the new plethora of free cliche hacker stock art, now *finally* available in a multitude of genders and skin tones. But still entertainingly cliche and extremely context-free.

Lesley Carhart (@hacks4pancakes)Fri, 02 Apr 2021 23:14 +0000

ALWAYS WRITE MEANINGFUL COMMIT MESSAGES BECAUSE IF YOU DONT SQUASH I HAVE TO READ NONSENSE

Sailor Ghoul 👻✨ (@javavvitch)Fri, 02 Apr 2021 22:18 +0000

Don't talk about Java if you do not know what you are talking about because I will gather you.

Sailor Ghoul 👻✨ (@javavvitch)Fri, 02 Apr 2021 20:27 +0000

this conan o'brien prank remains the best prank i've ever heard about

Jack Hamilton (@jack_hamilton)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 17:46 +0000

What if The Simpsons were British?

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Fri, 02 Apr 2021 09:35 +0000

watching a film from 2004

Chris Thorburn (@CBThorburn)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 18:56 +0000

just been reminded of the time my aunty and her pal met james mcavoy in m&s on byres road and she went “oh god i bet this is your nightmare two middle aged mums following you around the supermarket” and he looked her dead in the eye and said “actually...it’s my biggest fantasy”

eden young (@doeeeyes)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 15:35 +0000

the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining. he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf??

robin (@dreams_of_sloth)Wed, 31 Mar 2021 00:14 +0000

I’m working on a list of blog posts to write about how we’re doing #serverless. Does a post on why we didn’t start with a framework sound interesting? What else would you want to know about a big tech co building serverless tools and infra?

Michele Titolo (@micheletitolo)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 21:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/ConsPostingLs/status/1377338715501174788

amber (@AmberJB2739)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 09:49 +0000

Fun fact: Alfred Aho is the A in Awk. The w and k are Peter Weinberger and Brian Kernighan. The trio created the software tool in 1977

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And the Turing Award for best compilation goes to... Jeffrey Ullman and Alfred Aho reg.cx/3Za7

The Register (@TheRegister)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 01:06 +0000

The Register (@TheRegister)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 18:21 +0000

Eep! My first keynote! 😱

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 11:04 +0000

The UK: Afro hair is unprofessional The man leading the UK:

🧖🏾‍♀️ 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕦𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕣 (@angelamavalla)Wed, 31 Mar 2021 09:32 +0000

One last thought before bedtime

Erika Heidi ✨ (@erikaheidi)Wed, 31 Mar 2021 21:48 +0000