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the expanse gifs (@expansegifs)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 19:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/florinpop1705/status/1366433428212756486

Consider actually taking responsibility for your pattern of bad behavior instead of posting feel-good virtue signaling, then.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 19:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/EriPDev/status/1366040873180549122

He only thinks that because people got tired of his grifting and hustle porn

KD's modern Strife (@modern_kd)Sun, 28 Feb 2021 15:40 GMT

ALL YOU WHITE TECH BROS ARE THE SAME. MY GOD.

Sailor Ghoul 👻✨ (@javavvitch)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 17:42 GMT

Bought 8 things from Debenhams in their closing down sale. Paid £2.99 for regular delivery, rather than a fiver for next day. They've dispatched each item out individually! A different courier every day. No idea what bulk rate they pay, but easy to see why they've gone bust!

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 18:20 GMT

TIL Jason Statham has very good interior design taste. architecturaldigest.com/story/jason-st…

Chelsea Otakan (@chexee)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 15:17 GMT

There's "technical debt", and then there are decisions you make the morning of the release date that can only be described as 9000% APR technical payday loans

Jani Eväkallio (@jevakallio)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 13:01 GMT

i am once again asking you to stop perpetuating the rumor that Paramore ever broke up

hayley from Paramore 🥀 (@yelyahwilliams)Sun, 28 Feb 2021 18:21 GMT

Love to read our house buying contract (@TheLawSociety) and see that the buyer and seller are referred to throughout as he/him/his 🙃🙃🙃 They/them/theirs is not only gender neutral, but also accommodates multiple buyers/sellers better. Change it please? 🙏🏼

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 11:29 GMT

Oh you’re rich? Name every number on your credit card.

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 09:27 GMT

currently doing a quiz where one of the rounds is "What film, tv show or book is my husband trying to describe, having never seen or read it?" absolutely brilliant

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Sun, 28 Feb 2021 20:22 GMT

Debugging my robot vacuum today because the future is stupid.

Steph Hippo (@stephhippo)Sun, 28 Feb 2021 20:10 GMT

Do you hear that sound? It’s every screenwriter in the world whispering a reverent “FUCK” under their breath. #WandaVision

Madison Hatfield (@madhat31)Sat, 27 Feb 2021 21:19 GMT

The Setup. The Shot

EDOS 🧚‍♂️🇳🇬📸 (@edosartistry)Sat, 27 Feb 2021 17:04 GMT

6 years ago today I found my nude pics on Pornhub, posted by my ex who had made a profile with my full name, address, & phone number. Today I fight for victims going through something similar. It's crazy how far away it feels but at the same time the way it feels like it was yday

Norma Buster (@normabuster)Fri, 26 Feb 2021 18:15 GMT

It’s official. I’ve found my favorite meme.

Amber Takahashi ✦ Tech (@ambertakahashi)Sat, 27 Feb 2021 12:20 GMT

"Enjoy this gift of a very normal large wooden horse"

Memetaza (@memetazaa)Sat, 27 Feb 2021 00:24 GMT

So let me see if I've got this right. We belittle and berate women for not having kids, but professionally, financially, and socially punish women who do have them?

Summer Brennan 🌈 (@summerbrennan)Fri, 26 Feb 2021 20:44 GMT

British Headlines (@RandomBritNews)Fri, 26 Feb 2021 11:54 GMT

If an intern has the access and authority to make a mistake so critical that it pwns your org and all of your users, the fault is with leadership and everyone else upstream from that intern. The intern deserves an apology for being put in that position at all, not public shame.

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Current and former top executives at SolarWinds are blaming a company intern for a critical lapse in password security that apparently went undiagnosed for years. The password in question, "solarwinds123," was discovered in 2019 on the public internet. cnn.it/3pWdZqx

CNN (@CNN)Fri, 26 Feb 2021 23:35 GMT

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 27 Feb 2021 05:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/vicki_langer/status/1365423658601222146

It’s worth noting this works only at the highest enterprise tier. And even then only via data dump API call not in the app (last I knew). Still important for people to know of course but don’t want to scare anyone unduly!

Alex Hidalgo (@ahidalgosre)Fri, 26 Feb 2021 22:56 GMT

Sometimes I feel like you could pitch re-branded RSS as a hot new startup. ✨ It's a site ✨ where you read other sites/newsletters ✨ with zero bullshit ✨

Chris Coyier (@chriscoyier)Fri, 26 Feb 2021 17:28 GMT

"I want you to be a self-managing team. Here are the ceremonies, roles and practices you must follow so you can do that."

Neil Killick (@neil_killick)Fri, 26 Feb 2021 11:04 GMT

WRONG. God created ONE gender and a RIB But I wouldn't expect a rib to know that

Allison Mickel (@llisonmickel)Thu, 25 Feb 2021 09:24 GMT

Absolutely NONE of y’all. You think your tweets compete with Netflix? Disney plus? Please. I’m literally tweeting this from the toilet. twitter.com/austen/status/…

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Fri, 26 Feb 2021 15:44 GMT

Waiting to join a Zoom presentation...

Dr. Curiosity 🔬 (@DrCuriosity)Wed, 24 Feb 2021 22:45 GMT

Can we not have Eat Out To Help Out again please, it's really not safe & also I'm tired of paying tax (and even more projected in future tax increases) to line Wetherspoons' pockets 🙄 Would prefer my tax goes to the NHS, schools, social care, safe housing, & similar 💜

Jenni 🍉 (@madebyjenni)Thu, 25 Feb 2021 11:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/ferafestiva23/status/1364868205802577921

Why is it that so many anti-maskers are also anti-immigrant, anti-Islam, anti-BLM, and anti-European? Is there a particular template that they're all cut from?

AphexGwyn (@AphexGwyn)Thu, 25 Feb 2021 11:39 GMT

molly (plant mom era) 🌿 (@DoSomeMolly)Thu, 25 Feb 2021 01:12 GMT

an editor said to me the other day, "we are not working remotely. we are living at work."

Erin B. Logan (@erinblogan)Wed, 24 Feb 2021 16:33 GMT

Amazon has hit a key milestone. There are now more women on the S-Team (Senior Leadership team) than there are Jeffs.

Sean Lyndersay (@SeanOnTwt)Wed, 24 Feb 2021 03:49 GMT

Imagine being an apex predator and constantly getting picked up and kissed on the head

Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme)Tue, 23 Feb 2021 18:11 GMT

Lou van der Bijl (@SynStalker)Wed, 24 Feb 2021 05:24 GMT

My lawyer when I send him screenshots of my illegally shared onlyfans content

pretty and rude (@themeredith)Tue, 23 Feb 2021 21:15 GMT

Sharing is caring

Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Tue, 23 Feb 2021 14:50 GMT

Me rn

MF Dinners (@tom_usher_)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 19:35 GMT

The ideal bedsheets don’t exi—

Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. 💸 (@ParikPatelCFA)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 20:12 GMT