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if u ever feel insecure just remember that there is at least one couple where your name is a sensitive topic. kinda sexy of you to be that important

kat daddy (@spacebrat_)Sat, 27 Mar 2021 17:32 GMT

i married a google engineer. he stole my work, presented it as his own, tanked my chances at google by telling his mgr he was abusing me, then tried to have my kids taken away from me when i left

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https://twitter.com/default_friend/status/1376019799864602625

@thepersonality5 artists to bed, google engineers to wed

Default Friend (@default_friend)Sun, 28 Mar 2021 03:55 +0000

🕷️ susanna de juanita (@IndigenousAI)Sun, 28 Mar 2021 04:22 +0000

Whewwwww, first time eating out in six months or so, and @momosanramen came with the heat! Duck tacos. Soft-shell crab bao. Sticky ribs. Karaage. Sake flights. instagr.am/p/CM-nMorlW_u/

Stephen Augustus (he/him) (@stephenaugustus)Sun, 28 Mar 2021 21:58 +0000

Happy Finding-out-what-timezone-bugs-you-introduced-in-the-past-six-months Day!! (Should've used UTC...)

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Sun, 28 Mar 2021 19:28 +0000

The neighbours just put the house up for sale. Couldn't resist checking it out on Zoopla. That's our bloody cat.

Michael Hubank (@generoom)Sun, 28 Mar 2021 08:12 +0000

anyone else ever get sleepshamed? “i’ve been up for 4 hours already!” “morni—i mean afterNOON” “nice of you to join us at this time 👀” it’s a real thing and i’ve had enough of it

Hannah Blair (@erhannah)Sat, 27 Mar 2021 14:36 GMT

dinosaur (@dinoman_j)Sun, 28 Mar 2021 12:31 +0000

GitHub now automatically creates a table of contents for your README.md files from your headers. 📖 After much consideration, we made this a feature of the viewer, not a concern of the editor: no special markdown to insert. 💡 Let us know what you think!

Nat Friedman (@natfriedman)Fri, 26 Mar 2021 12:54 GMT

How do I stop thinking about work? 🤦‍♀️

Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Sat, 27 Mar 2021 11:59 GMT

[[ inappropriate cackling ]]

Reid (@arrdem)Fri, 26 Mar 2021 22:18 GMT

You woke up and decided to be fucking gross so I will gladly leave this up for everyone to see. Is this how you talk to your coworkers Alvin Milton? Or is being a creep why you’re just a consultant at Dow Jones? 😕 https://t.co/pyBco8rBnR

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https://twitter.com/wealthy_af/status/1375813866442141698

Just kidding!

💰 Big Candle Poppy 📈 (@wealthy_af)Sat, 27 Mar 2021 14:18 GMT

full-snack developer 🇭🇹 (@notdanilu)Sat, 27 Mar 2021 14:48 GMT

Yo, naw. You might see some of my friends hitting on me. They can do that. The overwhelming majority of you cannot. Starting your gross reply with "Respectfully" or following it up with an "lol jk" does not make it ok. Doesn't matter how much of our bodies are on display.

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You woke up and decided to be fucking gross so I will gladly leave this up for everyone to see. Is this how you talk to your coworkers Alvin Milton? Or is being a creep why you’re just a consultant at Dow Jones? 😕 twitter.com/wealthy_af/sta…

full-snack developer 🇭🇹 (@notdanilu)Sat, 27 Mar 2021 14:48 GMT

Kat Cosgrove, seriously this time (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 27 Mar 2021 15:22 GMT

Open source friends: what are the best pieces of "Git/GitHub etiquette" you've picked up over the years? Things like submitting large changes commit-by-commit to help reviewers out.

Celeste Horgan (@celeste_horgan)Thu, 25 Mar 2021 21:06 GMT

Tanushree Rao (@tanushrao)Thu, 25 Mar 2021 07:46 GMT

If Priti Patel doesn’t have to face trial over her expenses then we truly live in a fascist state because it’s not possible to spend £77k on eyebrows. This is blatant money laundering lol

Primarni Patel (@HarleyShah)Fri, 26 Mar 2021 14:40 GMT

Great thread on remote working - the part about people speaking in absolutes is on point

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A quick hit list of remote working thoughts. Most people who tried it want to carry on. Most people who tried it also want to go back to the office sometimes.

Polly Mackenzie (@pollymackenzie)Thu, 25 Mar 2021 22:05 GMT

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Sat, 27 Mar 2021 00:16 GMT

hashtag donttweetpicturesofyourfacewithotheridentifyingdatainresponsetodataminingoperationsdisguisedasfunmemeschallenge

Stimulus Functions (@taotetek)Fri, 26 Mar 2021 20:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/katherinecodes/status/1375464147693969410

heyfriends.io ❤️

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Fri, 26 Mar 2021 23:48 GMT

As Springtime approaches, crushing suicidal thoughts give way to more light-hearted and carefree suicidal thoughts

Ken M (@horseysurprise)Mon, 10 Mar 2014 19:57 GMT

This you? https://t.co/HtyJsuj0jW

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https://twitter.com/repmarkpocan/status/1374890264658120709

1/2 You don’t really believe the peeing in bottles thing, do you? If that were true, nobody would work for us. The truth is that we have over a million incredible employees around the world who are proud of what they do, and have great wages and health care from day one.

Amazon News (@amazonnews)Thu, 25 Mar 2021 02:29 GMT

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC)Fri, 26 Mar 2021 17:39 GMT

New Zealand just approved a new measure allowing for paid leave after miscarriage. The legislation is believed to be among the first in the world, applying to couples who lose a baby at any point.

The Female Lead (@the_female_lead)Thu, 25 Mar 2021 07:57 GMT

Anna "Legacy Archaeologist" Filina (@afilina)Thu, 25 Mar 2021 15:24 GMT

ok, pretty pleased with how this plating turned out 😌 crispy smashed potatoes (Molly’s recipe on BA) topped with reverse-seared steak. so red it’s almost mooing — as it should be

Denise Yu (@deniseyu21)Fri, 26 Mar 2021 02:24 GMT

sorry it took me eight months to respond to your text message, someone sent me an email i didnt want to read and i couldnt process any other tasks until it was gone

innes mck (@innesmck)Wed, 24 Mar 2021 23:23 GMT

All I’m saying is that when we go back to in-person conferences, some of y’all managers of women I know that have fucked them over during the pandemic are going to end up in some *really* uncomfortable, in-person conversations with me.

Tim Banks is a melanated Bacchus (@elchefe)Thu, 25 Mar 2021 21:36 GMT

PLEASE stop using Stallmans Autism as either an excuse or a reason for his shitty behaviour. It's so horrible for me to see.

𝜋 (@varjmes)Thu, 25 Mar 2021 08:40 GMT

There’s a miniature licensing storm going on in the Rails world right now. It transpires that a Rails dependency has been using a file from a GPL licensed lib, the de facto implication is every app using Rails would need to be GPL (e.g. open source). github.com/rails/rails/is…

Paul Campbell (@paulca)Wed, 24 Mar 2021 16:06 GMT

Go grab a cup of Java☕ & Git excited - it's IPO day! $DOCN 💙

DigitalOcean (@digitalocean)Wed, 24 Mar 2021 13:01 GMT

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as GNU/Linux, is in fact, Linux. GNU is not an operating system unto itself, but rather a few POSIX-compatible utilities promoted by an organization led by an abuser.

Peter B (@peterb)Mon, 22 Mar 2021 16:02 GMT

Funny how people act like it's so shocking and awful when poor people in faraway countries turn to terrorism just because an occupying army destroyed their homes and killed their family, but when they watch Star Wars they still recognize that Luke Skywalker is the good guy

Yes, You're Racist (@YesYoureRacist)Sat, 28 Nov 2020 19:18 GMT

nobody: an unmuted programmer on the zoom call: CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACKCLACKCLACK

evil maid (@lenazun)Tue, 23 Mar 2021 21:04 GMT

the best engineers i've worked with are not ones who write "great" code (whatever that means!) but instead are the ones who are extremely skilled communicators.

Vaidehi Joshi (@vaidehijoshi)Tue, 23 Mar 2021 17:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/drphiIth/status/1374410234102304768

all politicians do is tweet what we wanna hear and then nothing gets done. i’m really sick and tired of it

mo ☆ (@drphiIth)Tue, 23 Mar 2021 17:18 GMT

Irony in my inbox this morning…

Rob Allen (@akrabat)Tue, 23 Mar 2021 11:06 GMT

I am NOT embarrassed about the number of guys I've slept with. I am obviously embarrassed about the quality.

Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_)Mon, 22 Mar 2021 12:32 GMT

Day one of funemployment was a success.

Czark8ski (@pczarkowski)Mon, 22 Mar 2021 18:54 GMT

To the @fsf: There was no future where you became relevant again. But you could have chosen to use your legacy to elevate a new generation and gracefully retire. Instead you chose to pander to those bleating endless vapid freedom slogans and supporting a terrible man. Screw you.

Stuart Langridge (@sil)Tue, 23 Mar 2021 09:31 GMT

"but he's contributed so much!" cool! imagine how much could have been contributed by all the people he drove away

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 22 Mar 2021 15:10 GMT