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Shut Up, Tre (@TreJames_)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 04:56 +0000

and meanwhile @IanColdwater was denied verification. WTF.

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This account was setup in March, has fewer than 100 followers, and is already verified. The man behind this account claims to be a physician in SF and is already verified? One of his first tweets was spreading Chinese government propaganda about the Uyghurs.

Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 00:42 +0000

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) (@lizthegrey)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 05:46 +0000

I beg you, please stop referring to “competency at interacting with other human beings” as “soft skills.” Stop it. Just stop. Please. Stop giving cutesy names to things, undermining both their importance and the effort that goes into them. Please stop.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Fri, 02 Apr 2021 21:12 +0000

Speed of light

Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 21:59 +0000

OK, LinkedIn has proven worthwhile for once. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Jack Daniel (@jack_daniel)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 03:04 +0000

The act of physically moving oneself to a dedicated location 5 times a week to open a laptop and do exactly what can be done in any location from 9-5 and repeating this weekly...is a bizarre concept

Eshita (@eshita)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 02:26 +0000

To all who don’t like pineapple on your pizza...please consider this alternative.

Aaron Cohen (@ImoveCar)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 11:00 +0000

Hello, I would like to introduce you to the new plethora of free cliche hacker stock art, now *finally* available in a multitude of genders and skin tones. But still entertainingly cliche and extremely context-free.

Lesley Carhart (@hacks4pancakes)Fri, 02 Apr 2021 23:14 +0000

ALWAYS WRITE MEANINGFUL COMMIT MESSAGES BECAUSE IF YOU DONT SQUASH I HAVE TO READ NONSENSE

Sailor Ghoul 👻✨ (@javavvitch)Fri, 02 Apr 2021 22:18 +0000

Don't talk about Java if you do not know what you are talking about because I will gather you.

Sailor Ghoul 👻✨ (@javavvitch)Fri, 02 Apr 2021 20:27 +0000

this conan o'brien prank remains the best prank i've ever heard about

Jack Hamilton (@jack_hamilton)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 17:46 +0000

What if The Simpsons were British?

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Fri, 02 Apr 2021 09:35 +0000

watching a film from 2004

Chris Thorburn (@CBThorburn)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 18:56 +0000

just been reminded of the time my aunty and her pal met james mcavoy in m&s on byres road and she went “oh god i bet this is your nightmare two middle aged mums following you around the supermarket” and he looked her dead in the eye and said “actually...it’s my biggest fantasy”

eden young (@doeeeyes)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 15:35 +0000

the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining. he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf??

robin (@dreams_of_sloth)Wed, 31 Mar 2021 00:14 +0000

I’m working on a list of blog posts to write about how we’re doing #serverless. Does a post on why we didn’t start with a framework sound interesting? What else would you want to know about a big tech co building serverless tools and infra?

Michele Titolo (@micheletitolo)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 21:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/ConsPostingLs/status/1377338715501174788

amber (@AmberJB2739)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 09:49 +0000

Fun fact: Alfred Aho is the A in Awk. The w and k are Peter Weinberger and Brian Kernighan. The trio created the software tool in 1977

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And the Turing Award for best compilation goes to... Jeffrey Ullman and Alfred Aho reg.cx/3Za7

The Register (@TheRegister)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 01:06 +0000

The Register (@TheRegister)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 18:21 +0000

Eep! My first keynote! 😱

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 11:04 +0000

The UK: Afro hair is unprofessional The man leading the UK:

🧖🏾‍♀️ 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕦𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕣 (@angelamavalla)Wed, 31 Mar 2021 09:32 +0000

One last thought before bedtime

Erika Heidi ✨ (@erikaheidi)Wed, 31 Mar 2021 21:48 +0000

Y'all I am WHEEZING what is my cat doing

Kat Coldwater 📦💥 (@Dixie3Flatline)Thu, 01 Apr 2021 03:47 +0000

Shocking. #CREMEEGG

Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez)Mon, 29 Mar 2021 15:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/ayodocc/status/1375604306511081480

somebody that we used to know

kira ~ (@Sadcrib)Sat, 27 Mar 2021 00:23 GMT

While I’m sure he’d be flattered, I reckon Turing would rather see the Government ban conversion therapy, the (currently legal) form of LGBT torture that he was subjected to before he died in 1954

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The new £50 note featuring Alan Turing is coming on 23 June 2021. Find out about its design and security features: New50.co.uk #TheNew50

Bank of England (@bankofengland)Thu, 25 Mar 2021 08:30 GMT

matt horwood (@matthewhorwood)Thu, 25 Mar 2021 10:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1377319427679559683

the hotwife jokes really write themselves here

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Wed, 31 Mar 2021 18:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/carodoodles/status/1377311719459065856

A fun fact- the ASL for 'transgender' is in a similar handshape and motion as ASL for 'beautiful' but signed over heart. So remember this, #TransIsBeautiful ! Have a great #TransDayOfVisibility you all. 🤟

carlisle 🧏🏻🏳️‍🌈🎨 (@carodoodles)Wed, 31 Mar 2021 17:33 +0000

today is #TransDayOfVisibility , so i thought it would be the best time to finally make myself visible. my name is maisie. i am a woman. some words: blog.mbell.dev/hello-world-ag… 🏳️‍⚧️

maisie 🔔🏳️‍⚧️ (@mbellgb)Wed, 31 Mar 2021 13:35 +0000

March 31, 2021 The due date that never gets to happen. Today will be a tough one. 😔💔

Tori Crawford (@_torrborr)Wed, 31 Mar 2021 14:05 +0000

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JΞSŦΞR ✪ ΔCŦUΔL³³°¹ (@th3j35t3r)Sun, 28 Mar 2021 00:36 GMT

Sometimes I open the head count tracker and delete the row of the person causing me all the issues that day. One day I won't undelete it. I'm coming for you, cell D12

Dean Wilson (@unixdaemon)Wed, 31 Mar 2021 09:41 +0000

My theory of tech debt is that housework is the correct metaphor for the thing we call tech debt, but we can't use it because tech has been made up of people who don't do housework, or manage housework being done.

Yvonne Lam (@yvonnezlam)Mon, 29 Mar 2021 20:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1377077661617455106

~*burnout*~

Kat Cosgrove 📦💥 (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 31 Mar 2021 01:58 +0000

I am SO BORED but I just cannot make my brain agree to do anything. video games? no. call a friend? no. any of the small tasks I'm letting pile up? no. why??

Kat Cosgrove 📦💥 (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 31 Mar 2021 01:57 +0000

Baaaadie💋 (@HislordshipB)Mon, 29 Mar 2021 15:36 +0000

hi guys, just logging on to say i love to work in my job at amazon warehouse. my name is nape. i am 29.75 years existing. moving boxes is my favorite human pastime. i urinate frequently and always in the small white being known as toirlet. please do not give me the human rights!

soul nate (@MNateShyamalan)Mon, 29 Mar 2021 21:15 +0000

For those who missed it, the Executive Director, the Deputy Director and the CTO of the FSF have all resigned. I think those would be the three top staff members? fsf.org/news/statement…

Eric Schultz says "Black Lives Matter" (@wwahammy)Tue, 30 Mar 2021 15:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/m_downey/status/1376730622266380288

How much code wasn’t written, how many contributions not made, how many ideas never expressed, because people refused to participate in FOSS because of people like RMS and his supporters? The community is already divided. Removing RMS and his ilk is how we start to heal it

Aaron Bassett - 🥑🪐 (@aaronbassett)Tue, 30 Mar 2021 03:05 +0000

I wrote a Chrome extension on Twitch that highlights when you are on a GitHub repository belonging to an RMS open letter of support signator. You can download and install the extension from here: github.com/aaronbassett/r…

Aaron Bassett - 🥑🪐 (@aaronbassett)Mon, 29 Mar 2021 18:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/fsf/status/1376714994721689601

if there were a dictionary definition of "talking out of both sides of one's mouth," this would be the illustrated example

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Tue, 30 Mar 2021 02:29 +0000

edge computing for edging

Kat Cosgrove 📦💥 (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 30 Mar 2021 02:19 +0000

I wrote a thing about rape for many reasons but mostly so we can stop perpetuating the culture that violates women in so many ways. link.medium.com/cJ6qg8kU0eb I debated not sharing this on a Monday morning - but I live through this every day. You can choose not to read it.

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Mon, 29 Mar 2021 06:15 +0000