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Somebody used my card on Amazon for $3399 for a fucking LG fridge I can't wait to tell them to hold shipment till I can get to the warehouse so they can stuff me in that same fridge and upon arrival I'm jumping out and beating everybody ass at that address

Plush Gawd 💋👑 (@I_Be_kOoLz)Wed, 14 Apr 2021 21:35 +0000

Good morning! 😽

Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 13:24 +0000

Went out in my favourite sweary pandemic mask this morning and a lady told me off because her kids saw it. Me: Do your kids know that word and what it means? Her: YES! Me: Well whose fault is that? She did not appreciate.

Holly '9 Cats' Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 12:51 +0000

my brother is doing a diversity training at work and this is one of the slides

Maddy Court (@worrierprincess)Tue, 13 Apr 2021 22:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/Jaimi_Shrive/status/1382619903602069504

reminds me of that joke: "People keep telling me at weddings, 'you're next'. I'm gonna start doing the same at funerals."

Elvis A-Z out on March 23rd 2021!!!! (@joeshooman)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 09:11 +0000

does anyone have any good resources for a first time VIM user? i am finally putting emacs to rest given the state of the software foundation formally known as the FSF yes. i am converting to vim to stand up against this.

kris nóva (@krisnova)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 01:08 +0000

I'm really grateful that the FSF board took the time to clarify this. This makes it crystal clear that they's rather have RMS around than become an inclusive and welcoming environment to more than half the people who write software. Toxic to the core.

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Statement of FSF board on election of Richard Stallman (RMS): u.fsf.org/3bf

Free Software Fndn. (@fsf)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 16:07 +0000

Brian Fitzpatrick (@therealfitz)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 17:12 +0000

ok maybe not a brand but still love to see it

brands getting owned (@BrandsOwned)Tue, 13 Apr 2021 14:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/ParissAthena/status/1382010870553845760

It really highlights how terrible that HBO UI is!

Tim Boucher (@t_13_r)Tue, 13 Apr 2021 16:55 +0000

Glad to see I'm not the only Fitz who's had it with the FSF today. Nice work @bradfitz! github.com/golang/go/comm…

Brian Fitzpatrick (@therealfitz)Wed, 14 Apr 2021 01:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/nataliecolliins/status/1093664025949302784

Pockets on all our clothes.

Sick boi (@ImmaRandy)Fri, 08 Feb 2019 04:34 GMT

I strongly disagree with Amazon's description of OpenSearch as being a fork of Elasticsearch. Elasticsearch is a fork of Elasticsearch, because they're the ones who changed the license. Amazon is just continuing the original open source project which Elasticsearch abandoned.

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Today, we at @awscloud are introducing the OpenSearch project, a community-driven, open source fork of Elasticsearch and Kibana. Via the @AWSOpen blog. #OpenSource #OpenSearch aws.amazon.com/blogs/opensour…

Matthew S. Wilson (@_msw_)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 16:21 +0000

Colin Percival (@cperciva)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 19:19 +0000

oh my fucking god

padma’s got a gun (@askipdivided)Thu, 08 Apr 2021 23:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1381643051836211206

Duffie Cooley (@mauilion)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 19:49 +0000

Can we all agree the FSF is just a cult now? Glad to hear RMS regrets that everyone was mad at him. Must've been how articulate he was. 🙄 Worth noting: if you license your code as GPL X.Y *or later*, then THIS is the org you're trusting to write future licenses. Much doubt. https://t.co/GPUi8TKnug

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Statement of FSF board on election of Richard Stallman (RMS): u.fsf.org/3bf

Free Software Fndn. (@fsf)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 16:07 +0000

Todd Gamblin (@tgamblin)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 17:29 +0000

This is the equivalent of masturbating on a Zoom call and then saying "sorry, I thought my camera was off."

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BREAKING: Police officer who fired a single shot that killed Daunte Wright, a Black man, intended to discharge a Taser, Minnesota police chief says. apne.ws/lzElPde

The Associated Press (@AP)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 17:16 +0000

Seth Vargo (@sethvargo)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 19:57 +0000

Ah Mr Bond, it seems to me that you need to work on finely controlling your speed on corners... if you ever hope to step to me

Kill James Bond! (@KillJamesBond)Sun, 11 Apr 2021 21:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1381616728195661825

I GOTS A PRAWN

Holly '9 Cats' Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 14:42 +0000

🚨 TONIGHT 🚨 We have @JamieTanna talking all about the #indieWeb and owning your data plus we'll be asking you to share your personal sites in the second half! ⏰ Online from 18.30 nott.tech/tn-apr-2021

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 11:34 +0000

“Just got vaccinated this summer’s about to be lit!”

Danny Neary (@itsdannyneary)Sun, 11 Apr 2021 03:10 +0000

@JamieTanna Quick appreciation for your gorgeous website. Every once in a while, I end up there based on something I'm running down, and I'm again struck by the text-based elegance. Mad props. jvt.me

J Wolfgang Goerlich (@jwgoerlich)Sun, 11 Apr 2021 20:27 +0000

There's a tank gunner on TikTok showing how he gets into the tank by climbing up and people are roasting him for not just pressing E

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Sun, 11 Apr 2021 15:45 +0000

My girlfriend made this tiny Calcifer (from "Howl's Moving Castle") out of felt today 🔥

Max Böck (@mxbck)Sun, 11 Apr 2021 15:36 +0000

Pandemic Remote Normal Remote

Chris Herd (@chris_herd)Sun, 11 Apr 2021 09:08 +0000

Wait for it.. 😅

Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_)Fri, 09 Apr 2021 21:42 +0000

i'm a man of simple pleasures

HTML Developer (@chantastic)Sun, 11 Apr 2021 02:19 +0000

My therapist told me that if I had to perform "at my best" all the time, then it wouldn't be my best, it'd be my norm. I need a moment to recover. 😂

Yesenia Perez-Cruz (@yeseniaa)Fri, 09 Apr 2021 16:45 +0000

They deleted this tweet but I think it was a good photo choice

Josh Billinson (@jbillinson)Fri, 09 Apr 2021 13:57 +0000

very dark and telling that don jr is posting memes featuring a fantasy scenario where his own father asks him to hang out

jack wagner (@jackdwagner)Fri, 09 Apr 2021 17:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1359601365182541824

🤣🤣🤣

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 10 Feb 2021 20:34 GMT

I've seen all the internet I need to see.

Clara Sia (@seriouslyclara)Thu, 04 Mar 2021 20:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1368125656333221888

It’s me! 😂

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 06 Mar 2021 09:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1380815344634368002

Or... 😅

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 10 Apr 2021 09:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1380816509086400514

😅😅

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 10 Apr 2021 09:35 +0000

Today I’m going to WRITE something. I’ve spent the last month+ rebuilding my life and fell behind on articles. But the stories I’m working on feature brilliant, inspiring humans and I’m excited to finish and share with y’all ✨ Tweeting this for some level of accountability 😅

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sat, 10 Apr 2021 09:36 +0000

Maarika ✨ (@theMaarika)Fri, 09 Apr 2021 17:56 +0000

????

Theo ‎✡︎ טוביה 🏳️‍🌈 (@jewish_activist)Fri, 09 Apr 2021 14:47 +0000

out of context the office (@officecontexts)Fri, 09 Apr 2021 19:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/krisnova/status/1380537943777898500

folks getting checks doesn't mean they're "corporate sluts" :/ this is still a personal account, none of us have any control over twitter's dumb process

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Fri, 09 Apr 2021 15:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/dhh/status/1380096476580286464

As if proving the point…

Bradford Fults (@h3h)Fri, 09 Apr 2021 14:55 +0000

Open for a pathetic little surprise.

Heart Brecher (@heart_brecher)Thu, 08 Apr 2021 15:46 +0000

That time my hair had the Conan O’Brien swoop, so of course I chose this very good hair day to make an important #ApexLegends announcement.

Elle Newlands (@ElleNewlands)Tue, 23 Mar 2021 22:00 GMT