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she wants to kiss girls so bad

rita (@hissmemore)Thu, 12 Aug 2021 23:36 +0000

Me, trying to take a nap: 😴 My sister, using her mechanical keyboard in the other room:

Pauline P. Narvas (@paulienuh)Sat, 14 Aug 2021 11:30 +0000

Getting into mechanical keyboards is just spending your money and then... waiting

Elle Townsend🌸 (@_elletownsend)Fri, 13 Aug 2021 14:24 +0000

I just started Boyfriend Dungeon and I love how considerate the game is. You can choose your pronouns and date anyone, and the game asks if you're comfortable receiving text messages from a character called 'Mom'.

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 14 Aug 2021 05:55 +0000

As promised, the design of the Apple pay transparency survey. I made some changes based on learnings after the fact, so this is a much improved version. github.com/cherscarlett/p…

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Sat, 14 Aug 2021 06:07 +0000

If you want someone with 12+ years node.js experience , I’m available for hire from 8th September — specifically looking at Staff Platform Engineering roles I work part-time, at 20-25 hours per week (sometimes up to 32), but get done what most people would do in a 40 hour week.

Emelia 👸🏻 (@ThisIsMissEm)Fri, 13 Aug 2021 12:56 +0000

How QR codes are made:

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David Rousset (@davrous)Wed, 11 Aug 2021 12:27 +0000

Nick Craver (@Nick_Craver)Wed, 11 Aug 2021 23:54 +0000

I realize talking money is taboo for many but I’m debating making a blog post breaking down my 5+ sources of passive income and explaining how I earn more on side projects than at my day job. Would this be interesting or annoying? I don’t want it to come off as bragging.

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Thu, 12 Aug 2021 19:10 +0000

So weird how schools can't enforce masks but they could tell me my shorts were too short.

Jillian C. York (@jilliancyork)Thu, 12 Aug 2021 19:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/Target/status/1425516176378040323

i robbed your store

BeegJon (@pikabird9000)Wed, 11 Aug 2021 17:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/krisnova/status/1425904423490916357

sand into cans babe

kris nóva ® (@krisnova)Thu, 12 Aug 2021 19:47 +0000

describe your career poorly i turned silicon to silicone 💅🏼 👙 💻

kris nóva ® (@krisnova)Thu, 12 Aug 2021 19:38 +0000

"loyalty to a company is the fastest way to lower pay" - @DThompsonDev I started at $45k, and when my manager left I got a raise to $74k after I declined an offer from the CFO to move to SF for $69k. I now make 4x what I made when I started in the *next job*.

Tierney Cyren (@bitandbang)Thu, 12 Aug 2021 18:56 +0000

I’m at the point in my life where I’m ok taking a lower base salary in exchange for more vacation, maternity leave, or continued education. But that wasn’t always the case. When I was starting out salary was pivotal to helping me pay off my debt. Don’t feel bad asking for more 💰

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Thu, 12 Aug 2021 19:01 +0000

Cats still taking social distance seriously

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Thu, 12 Aug 2021 19:02 +0000

I'm sure that their state backed insurance means that no customer is left out of pocket…? Perhaps their central bank can trace and invalidate all the stolen tokens…? At least they were regularly audited by professionals - which makes this sort of thing rare…?

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Important Notice: We are sorry to announce that #PolyNetwork was attacked on @BinanceChain @ethereum and @0xPolygon Assets had been transferred to hacker's following addresses: ETH: 0xC8a65Fadf0e0dDAf421F28FEAb69Bf6E2E589963 BSC: 0x0D6e286A7cfD25E0c01fEe9756765D8033B32C71

Poly Network (@PolyNetwork2)Tue, 10 Aug 2021 12:38 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 10 Aug 2021 21:17 +0000

Some of you have never had to schedule dedicated time each month in your calendar to remove all the "nice boobs"/"she's cute"/"can she actually code?"/"get back in the kitchen" comments from your technical videos on YouTube, and honestly? It shows.

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Tue, 10 Aug 2021 20:50 +0000

💀💀💀

Jana ''Trash Monster'' Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY (@ugobananas)Tue, 10 Aug 2021 17:25 +0000

Hear me out here, but if your staff work from home, saving you money in office rental, insurance, IT costs, utility bills, etc etc, shouldn’t they be getting a pay rise rather than a pay cut?

Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew)Mon, 09 Aug 2021 12:24 +0000

This is your reminder that a butt-load is a real thing

John Wetzel (@johnwetzel)Sun, 08 Aug 2021 15:55 +0000

Is anyone else a bit depressed? I thought this was going to be hot girl summer and what we got was variant summer. I just feel sad. I want to sit on a beach with my friends without worrying about bringing a deadly disease to my kid.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Sun, 08 Aug 2021 22:23 +0000

Confident that we’ll all do our bit to tackle the climate crisis given that people have spent the last two years pissing their pants about having to wear a bit of cloth over their face around the Big Tesco to stop their Nan from doing a dead

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Mon, 09 Aug 2021 09:25 +0000

“Did I hear the hose?” 😅

Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_)Sun, 08 Aug 2021 07:37 +0000

The government could easily end homelessness they just choose not to.

The socialist sailor🌹 BLM🇵🇸🌈 (@paulrob91017199)Sun, 08 Aug 2021 11:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/skamille/status/1424356973605236750

willman (@willmanduffy)Sun, 08 Aug 2021 13:12 +0000

The great thing about The Expanse being on Amazon Prime is you get to enjoy a show about nightmarish space capitalism *and* fund the real thing.

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Sun, 08 Aug 2021 09:10 +0000

Humans: we must do everything we can to save the pandas Pandas:

Taffin (@Ballymoran)Sun, 23 May 2021 17:07 +0000

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 05:19 GMT

A good manager should never surprise you. Never ever. Not during performance reviews. Not during re-orgs. You should always know where you stand and where you're going.

Lily (@lilykonings)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 19:58 +0000

I made a book! It got shortlisted for an award! It's red! PDF version is here: sparkleclass.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/autist…

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Fri, 14 May 2021 11:35 +0000

Thanks Yosemite. You're still spectacular.

Verne Kopytoff (@vkopytoff)Thu, 05 Aug 2021 19:54 +0000

Best explanation of SemVer I've seen yet: FAILS.FEATURES.BUGS

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https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1423677380694986761

Absolutely. The thing about semver major version numbers are that they don't mean new stuff, they're a permanent reminder of how many times you got the API wrong. Semver doesn't mean MAJOR.MINOR.PATCH, it means FAILS.FEATURES.BUGS

Will McGugan (@willmcgugan)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 16:13 +0000

Simon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 16:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1423677380694986761

Absolutely. The thing about semver major version numbers are that they don't mean new stuff, they're a permanent reminder of how many times you got the API wrong. Semver doesn't mean MAJOR.MINOR.PATCH, it means FAILS.FEATURES.BUGS

Will McGugan (@willmcgugan)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 16:13 +0000

Its Christmas Eve in Twitter-land, which can only mean one thing, time to put out my sausage roll nativity scene.

Andy (@Andy_Westfield)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 19:36 +0000

Nothing will have as big an impact on your life (and everyone else’s) in the next 5, 10, 30 years as CLIMATE. Nothing. Climate change is the one thing that will shape all else: health, economy, security, nations, everything. Please think well about who you vote, how you live.

Peter Bihr (@peterbihr)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 09:05 +0000

Alfredo Rivera’s Pulitzer is already in the post

Oli Dugmore (@OliDugmore)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 07:38 +0000

RT @HEXED25 Me after hearing about the delta plus variant

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 06:24 +0000

Post an image of yourself as the leader of an underground organization without downloading any new pictures…

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Post an image of yourself as the leader of an underground organization without downloading any new pictures… twitter.com/frivolous_circ…

Geek Mom Projects (@GeekMomProjects)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 05:20 +0000

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 05:45 +0000

the album art for “The Expanse: The Collector’s Edition” fuckin’ slaps

Emily Strickland (@emilyst@social.emilylilyli.me) (@emilyst)Thu, 05 Aug 2021 05:49 +0000

Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken 🐓🚗 it is bigger than the car

Leo Xander (@STALLE0N)Tue, 03 Aug 2021 16:00 +0000

just occurred to me that a great way to boost engagement with a feature is to constantly pretend that it’s being removed tomorrow

yan (@bcrypt)Wed, 04 Aug 2021 06:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/brendanfosberry/status/1422567422368698373

Of course I am withdrawing, and to be absolutely clear it's not because of "attention". I am not going to be on a line-up with someone with sexist, racist views Sadly I don't have psychic powers, so I didn't know until the line-up was published

Liz Rice 🐝 (@lizrice)Tue, 03 Aug 2021 16:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1422558058203521024

“No Agile bullshit, just bigotry!!”

matty stratton, charismatic grifter on pto (@mattstratton)Tue, 03 Aug 2021 14:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/UnicornCoding/status/1422590252418539522

I’m pretty sure you’d get less declining if you didn’t have the keynote speaker you chose, just saying.

matty stratton, charismatic grifter on pto (@mattstratton)Tue, 03 Aug 2021 16:12 +0000

Good thing I’m not tweeting about tech this week or else I might have to call out devternity.com for pretty much all white dudes as speakers. Given who they have listed at the top it doesn’t surprise me at all. Good thing I’m not tweeting about tech this week.

matty stratton, charismatic grifter on pto (@mattstratton)Tue, 03 Aug 2021 14:00 +0000