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This will never not be funny.

Suck a Ditka (@NotDojafat)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 15:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/GISELLE_HGC/status/1370093236111425540

very bizzare that your first thought isn't 'she's alone and passed out, I hope she's okay', rather you choose to moralise about whether or not she's 'classy'. odd behaviour

pez 🇬🇭 (@periuspb)Sun, 18 Apr 2021 08:57 +0000

“A promotion is recognition of the work you’re already doing—so work at that level and wait for it to be recognized.” Fuck everything about that; “wait for your work to be rewarded” sounds like exactly how many successful people you know?

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Sun, 18 Apr 2021 04:47 +0000

IM CRYING twitter.com/mac_slasher/st…

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POV: you wear a pred trail store.playstation.com/#!/tid=CUSA125…

Mac 🗡 (@Mac_Slasher)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 20:03 +0000

Julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Sat, 17 Apr 2021 22:37 +0000

I was today years old 🤦🏾‍♀️

justkam☎️♥️ (@Kamanin_1)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 16:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/dhh/status/1383014287321530368

A single bitcoin transaction now consumes almost a thousand kWh. Or a month's worth of power consumption for an average US household. 🤯☠️ digiconomist.net/bitcoin-energy…

DHH (@dhh)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 11:15 +0000

Best art meme of the year so far (h/t: Matthew Cobb)

Jerry Coyne (@Evolutionistrue)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 18:17 +0000

If you aren’t ready to wear coordinating shirts like this, just leave me alone!

Candi (@ItsLikeCandiiii)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 06:15 +0000

I don’t know what’s happening here but I feel like you guys should see it.

Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 19:50 +0000

Raw File: The edit:

Joe Perri (@wolfmercury)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 17:03 +0000

This coworker is needy

Anna E. Cook ✨ (@annaecook)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 15:37 +0000

https://t.co/mHXvrvKRhU

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Is Prince Andrew redeeming himself? ✍️ Peter Hunt spectator.co.uk/article/the-ro…

The Spectator (@spectator)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 19:22 +0000

︎joe (@jxeker)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 19:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/ReallyNiceDerek/status/1382960038441066496

He's a pedophile, Derek.

B is for Braden (@BradenA8)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 08:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/spectator/status/1382776250704494593

He slept with trafficked teenagers, what the fuck is wrong with you lot

sara✨ (@sararoebuckx)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 19:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/momodaweeb/status/1382926295970021378

man bout to start shooting right then and there💀💀

Will Howard (@TheWillHoward11)Fri, 16 Apr 2021 06:14 +0000

Real News. These reporters did not let up

LA HARA (Breaker of Combs) (@BriHallOfficial)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 22:25 +0000

heal from burnout with this 2-step process: 1.) have lots of extra money and/or few responsibilities 2.) "funemployment"

Miss Amy (@MissAmyTobey)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 15:58 +0000

MacOS devs: please add .DS_Store to your .gitignore_global please

shelby spees is staying home 😷 (@shelbyspees)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 15:53 +0000

When I am in a meeting, and someone refers to the room as “guys,” my assumption is that they are not speaking to me. 🙃

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 16:19 +0000

I just cancelled my contact lens subscription after having that task on the old to do list for ~8 months. It took 5 minutes. 0 lessons have been learnt 😅

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 15:51 +0000

Somebody used my card on Amazon for $3399 for a fucking LG fridge I can't wait to tell them to hold shipment till I can get to the warehouse so they can stuff me in that same fridge and upon arrival I'm jumping out and beating everybody ass at that address

Plush Gawd 💋👑 (@I_Be_kOoLz)Wed, 14 Apr 2021 21:35 +0000

Good morning! 😽

Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 13:24 +0000

Went out in my favourite sweary pandemic mask this morning and a lady told me off because her kids saw it. Me: Do your kids know that word and what it means? Her: YES! Me: Well whose fault is that? She did not appreciate.

Holly '9 Cats' Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 12:51 +0000

my brother is doing a diversity training at work and this is one of the slides

Maddy Court (@worrierprincess)Tue, 13 Apr 2021 22:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/Jaimi_Shrive/status/1382619903602069504

reminds me of that joke: "People keep telling me at weddings, 'you're next'. I'm gonna start doing the same at funerals."

Elvis A-Z out on March 23rd 2021!!!! (@joeshooman)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 09:11 +0000

does anyone have any good resources for a first time VIM user? i am finally putting emacs to rest given the state of the software foundation formally known as the FSF yes. i am converting to vim to stand up against this.

kris nóva (@krisnova)Thu, 15 Apr 2021 01:08 +0000

I'm really grateful that the FSF board took the time to clarify this. This makes it crystal clear that they's rather have RMS around than become an inclusive and welcoming environment to more than half the people who write software. Toxic to the core.

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Statement of FSF board on election of Richard Stallman (RMS): u.fsf.org/3bf

Free Software Fndn. (@fsf)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 16:07 +0000

Brian Fitzpatrick (@therealfitz)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 17:12 +0000

ok maybe not a brand but still love to see it

brands getting owned (@BrandsOwned)Tue, 13 Apr 2021 14:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/ParissAthena/status/1382010870553845760

It really highlights how terrible that HBO UI is!

Tim Boucher (@t_13_r)Tue, 13 Apr 2021 16:55 +0000

Glad to see I'm not the only Fitz who's had it with the FSF today. Nice work @bradfitz! github.com/golang/go/comm…

Brian Fitzpatrick (@therealfitz)Wed, 14 Apr 2021 01:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/nataliecolliins/status/1093664025949302784

Pockets on all our clothes.

Sick boi (@ImmaRandy)Fri, 08 Feb 2019 04:34 GMT

I strongly disagree with Amazon's description of OpenSearch as being a fork of Elasticsearch. Elasticsearch is a fork of Elasticsearch, because they're the ones who changed the license. Amazon is just continuing the original open source project which Elasticsearch abandoned.

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Today, we at @awscloud are introducing the OpenSearch project, a community-driven, open source fork of Elasticsearch and Kibana. Via the @AWSOpen blog. #OpenSource #OpenSearch aws.amazon.com/blogs/opensour…

Matthew S. Wilson (@_msw_)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 16:21 +0000

Colin Percival (@cperciva)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 19:19 +0000

oh my fucking god

padma’s got a gun (@askipdivided)Thu, 08 Apr 2021 23:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1381643051836211206

Duffie Cooley (@mauilion)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 19:49 +0000

Can we all agree the FSF is just a cult now? Glad to hear RMS regrets that everyone was mad at him. Must've been how articulate he was. 🙄 Worth noting: if you license your code as GPL X.Y *or later*, then THIS is the org you're trusting to write future licenses. Much doubt. https://t.co/GPUi8TKnug

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Statement of FSF board on election of Richard Stallman (RMS): u.fsf.org/3bf

Free Software Fndn. (@fsf)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 16:07 +0000

Todd Gamblin (@tgamblin)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 17:29 +0000

This is the equivalent of masturbating on a Zoom call and then saying "sorry, I thought my camera was off."

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BREAKING: Police officer who fired a single shot that killed Daunte Wright, a Black man, intended to discharge a Taser, Minnesota police chief says. apne.ws/lzElPde

The Associated Press (@AP)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 17:16 +0000

Seth Vargo (@sethvargo)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 19:57 +0000

Ah Mr Bond, it seems to me that you need to work on finely controlling your speed on corners... if you ever hope to step to me

Kill James Bond! (@KillJamesBond)Sun, 11 Apr 2021 21:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1381616728195661825

I GOTS A PRAWN

Holly '9 Cats' Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 14:42 +0000

🚨 TONIGHT 🚨 We have @JamieTanna talking all about the #indieWeb and owning your data plus we'll be asking you to share your personal sites in the second half! ⏰ Online from 18.30 nott.tech/tn-apr-2021

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 12 Apr 2021 11:34 +0000