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no thoughts, head empty. just this very pure commentary of garlic cheese bread

🥟 still spooky pierogi with onions 🧅 (@hell_doe)Mon, 03 May 2021 02:03 +0000

We can be friends if you get this. 🤣☠️

𝕁𝕖𝕤𝕤 (@LadyWardog)Mon, 03 May 2021 02:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/DNNACGM11/status/1389581378828873730

Meritocracy is a lie, do your research. After 30 years of being in the industry I expect better from you.

Cake is Kate. Always has been. 💫 (@kefimochi)Tue, 04 May 2021 14:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/shl/status/1389576083138174976

civil rights and racism isn’t “politics”

Zach Holman (@holman)Tue, 04 May 2021 13:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/_holyshift/status/1389396981307510784

This is the tiktok that influenced this cover btw! 💓vm.tiktok.com/ZMeVjWMuL/

Krio Darling🇸🇱 (@yvinthecut)Tue, 04 May 2021 03:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/Outkast/status/1389294689132683266

BUT WAIT

gm ☯︎ (@_holyshift)Tue, 04 May 2021 01:50 +0000

is sysvinit better, or is systemd better? become enlightened. the right answer is that neither is good, because they make the computer turn on. the best init system is no init system. Let the computer stay off.

⁅Gateway of last resort⁆ (@Wxcafe)Mon, 03 May 2021 22:21 +0000

🤡 i feel seen

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Me: I'm never doing a talk again Also me: Sure I'll give a talk

Ricky (@rickhanlonii)Mon, 03 May 2021 16:41 +0000

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Mon, 03 May 2021 21:18 +0000

I told someone it wasn’t Billie Eilish’s job to babysit her kid & she called me ‘aggressive’ 😂 If you’re ok with your kids idol being someone who sings about S&M sex, suicide etc. but not when she wears a corset then you’ve got some work to do...

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Tue, 04 May 2021 09:09 +0000

I made a t-shirt this weekend! 🙌🏼

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Thank you @CarolSaysThings for the most on brand t-shirt I could ever have 😂 (jvt.me/mf2/2021/05/dv…)

Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Tue, 04 May 2021 08:24 +0000

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 04 May 2021 08:38 +0000

bib 🐥🖍 comm waitlist open! (@kapebeansies)Sun, 02 May 2021 22:31 +0000

A moment in my belly. A lifetime in my heart. 💔

Raven the Science Maven (@ravenscimaven)Mon, 03 May 2021 18:35 +0000

A good example of why you should outline subtitles

C. Jade Gultiano-Wyton 🏳️‍🌈 (@cjadewyton)Mon, 03 May 2021 01:04 +0000

Chef and Puppet worked hard to turn configuration management into code. Ansible and Kubernetes turned it back to managing configs.

Patrick Debois - #thinktogether (@patrickdebois)Mon, 03 May 2021 12:07 +0000

I’ll be wearing my mask forever. A man hasn’t asked me to smile in over a year and in return I haven’t had to tell them to eat shit. This is the kind of balance I needed.

Blue Haired Unicorn 🦄 (she/her) (@corprteUnicorn)Mon, 03 May 2021 02:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1389194985220698117

every time, in the back of my head: bofa THESE NUTS

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 03 May 2021 12:28 +0000

Women Posting Their W's (@womenpostingws)Sun, 02 May 2021 19:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/RoyalstonDesign/status/1388846348519231490

Here's the whole collection of sleeves I made for the MCU

Royalston (@RoyalstonDesign)Sun, 02 May 2021 13:26 +0000

I don’t wanna be touched.

Meredith Bull (@meredithbull)Sun, 02 May 2021 14:20 +0000

I can't wait to start at my new dev job next week. Here's the building I'll be working out of.

Jack Forge (@TheJackForge)Sun, 02 May 2021 05:52 +0000

"when are you taking a vacation?" listen any real vacation would involve finally acknowledging that I lived through an event previously only known to me through apocalypse fiction and I would just scream and scream and scream

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Mon, 03 May 2021 05:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1389089610895036420

sure I'll just take a week to comprehend the sheer devastation and loss of the past year and my place within this lonely universe and be back for Monday standup, refreshed

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Mon, 03 May 2021 05:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1389088676659941382

like, yeah, I want to rent a house on the coast but that would mean sitting on a rock watching the waves roll in until I started keening and probably trying to stab the ocean and how do you accurately budget that into your PTO

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Mon, 03 May 2021 05:29 +0000

My boy said “relax dad, I’ll make the breakfast today”... Just came downstairs to this ...

Steve Speirs 💙 (@SteveSpeirs4)Sun, 02 May 2021 07:40 +0000

The trader meme has received an update

Holly '7 Cats' Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 02 May 2021 19:09 +0000

Not usually a hackathon person but I must admit that it's truly incredible what people can accomplish in only like 30 hours when they're grouped together and feeling inspired

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 02 May 2021 15:37 +0000

Holy shit my hackathon team won first place????? People want to see fingering elevated???? I'm losing it

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 02 May 2021 17:14 +0000

Some exciting personal news— I got a puppy! This is Coda, she is a black Labrador and my heart belongs to her 🖤

becca 🤟🏻🦻🏻 (@beccamals)Sat, 01 May 2021 19:00 +0000

Hello my hair is lilac (and omg so much lint/pet hair on my shirt)

Sarah Esterman ➰ (@SarahEsterman)Sun, 02 May 2021 01:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/SnarkyMi/status/1388697102465839110

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find someone also concerned about the lack of masks.

Tut (@tut_tut_tut_tut)Sun, 02 May 2021 04:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlexLJanin/status/1388585502702546947

Masks?

SnarkyMI #BothSidesAreNotTheSame (@SnarkyMi)Sun, 02 May 2021 03:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/twcuddleston/status/1388579275528409093

As the Model on the bags I can tell you the one on the left is comfier xxx

Amy G (@amy_ginsburg1)Sat, 01 May 2021 20:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/shen/status/1388802740634013699

That’s a horrifying way to convey it.

OXIOXI (@OXIOXIForever)Sun, 02 May 2021 11:01 +0000

place where cat shouldn't be (@catshouldnt)Sun, 02 May 2021 03:03 +0000

I don’t want to sit in a pub in England at the cost of someone’s life in India. #ShareTheVaccine

Mat Ryer (@matryer)Sat, 01 May 2021 15:37 +0000

Cishet guys think “dude” is gender neutral until you tell everyone about the dude they’re dating.

Charlie Moore (@socalledcharlie)Fri, 30 Apr 2021 23:07 +0000

Horny Pingu is nooting respectfully 👁️ (@HornyNooting)Fri, 30 Apr 2021 22:10 +0000

“Don’t be blinded by the light at the end of the tunnel.” Such a good way to put it. Read the thread. 🧵 It’s not truly over until the vast majority of people, including kids, are vaccinated everywhere around the globe. And end then, it won’t be over for some of us.

twitter.com/drtomfrieden/s…

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Globally, the end of the pandemic isn't near. More than a million lives depend on improving our response quickly. Don’t be blinded by the light at the end of the tunnel. There isn't enough vaccine and the virus is gathering strength & speed. Global cooperation is crucial. 1/

Dr. Tom Frieden (@DrTomFrieden)Fri, 30 Apr 2021 16:44 +0000

Jen Simmons (@jensimmons)Sat, 01 May 2021 18:56 +0000

High school trauma is visiting your parents back home, *thinking* you see someone who bullied you in high school at a restaurant where you’re picking up food, and asking your dear mom to go get it for you instead 😭

Karen Chu (@karenhchu)Sat, 01 May 2021 18:07 +0000

It's been an intense week so I decided to organize myself a lil wine & cheese date 🧀🍷🥖🙂

Charlie Gerard 🏳️‍🌈 (@devdevcharlie)Sat, 01 May 2021 17:32 +0000

@DrJessTaylor and @Jaimi_Shrive are two of the most important women of our time. Watch them, listen to them, and learn from them. Their work will change our world! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

Annabelle Knight (@MissBelleKnight)Fri, 30 Apr 2021 18:36 +0000

For my Captain Tom challenge I’m gonna mock 100 men on social media for mansplaining my own work to me. You’re welcome.

Dr. Jessica Taylor (@DrJessTaylor)Sat, 01 May 2021 11:40 +0000

For the #CaptainTom100  challenge, I’m delighted to announce I’ll be smoking 100 joints Thank you for your support.

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Sat, 01 May 2021 11:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/pati_gallardo/status/1388431487234674688

21 out of 55 non-founder employees have taken that severance package. Pro tip: consider therapy before you burn down your life’s work.

Patricia Aas 🐢 (@pati_gallardo)Sat, 01 May 2021 11:56 +0000

don’t be suspicious

˗ˏˋ ciara ˎˊ˗ (@ciaraturnerart)Fri, 30 Apr 2021 17:21 +0000

Haven’t participated in a hackathon since 2017 but I AM this weekend ah wish me luck 🌈👩🏼‍💻🛠✨

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sat, 01 May 2021 09:18 +0000

My attention span is so shot. I literally cannot make it through a news article, and haven’t read a book or watched a whole tv series even since 2020. I can’t put the damn phone down. Is this happening to anyone else?

Denise Yu (@deniseyu21)Sat, 01 May 2021 07:10 +0000

Can we talk about how making friends as an adult is basically happy hour with your coworkers until you leave your job, and then it's a coin toss whether you keep in touch and you just do it all over again?

Lily (@lilykonings)Fri, 30 Apr 2021 18:21 +0000