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https://twitter.com/sabinameschke/status/1391806551355236353

𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑🦇|✨𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖕𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖙✨ (@Ghoul_YK)Tue, 11 May 2021 03:08 +0000

Fuck it... the bugs in my apartment are having a hot girl summer too

Sabina Meschke (@sabinameschke)Mon, 10 May 2021 17:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/sabinameschke/status/1391806551355236353

the ultimate party pack with a twist 🐻

Tuana (@tuanabout)Tue, 11 May 2021 13:18 +0000

I’ll take any excuse to dress like a Gotham City Siren. In this case all three.

AvantGeek (@AvantGeekArt)Tue, 11 May 2021 15:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1391947595350646786

Compare two numbers: how much money you're allowed to spend on a book, conference, or software without approval. And how many people you can invite to an hour-long meeting multiplied by their average hourly compensation.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Tue, 11 May 2021 02:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/BegoneIsHigh/status/1392201392467718147

If you have 4 kids, you should have gained some maturity and patience within that time. Do better.

Sicarius (@TheRealSicarius)Tue, 11 May 2021 19:39 +0000

Unit testing requires significantly less skill, time investment, and infrastructure than any other form of testing and almost any other form of verification. So anybody can pick it up and apply it to any project. That's why it's the go-to technique

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One thing I've wondered about is why software folks so often use unit testing as their go-to testing technique. When I've worked at companies that ship few enough bugs that it would be considered a failure to have one serious bug in a year, unit testing has been a last resort.

Dan Luu (@danluu)Tue, 11 May 2021 17:42 +0000

Hillel (@hillelogram)Tue, 11 May 2021 18:48 +0000

*PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT* Please stop saying "This is giving me PTSD" or "This gave me PTSD" when it... didn't. It undermines what people with PTSD (like myself) actually have to go through on a day-to-day basis, and it's not because we saw someone wearing socks with Crocs.

Jocelyn Harper (@javavvitch)Tue, 11 May 2021 15:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/gabrtv/status/1391951192176021505

join the work stays on the work devices party - all the cool kids with low anxiety and thriving social lives are doing it

kris nóva 🙂 (@krisnova)Tue, 11 May 2021 03:32 +0000

has literally anyone ever used that post attendee Zoom tab for anything? and/or figured out a way to automate closing it what is it even supposed to be for besides cluttering up your tab bar? I don't get it

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 10 May 2021 19:53 +0000

“Yeah, I’m a self-taught Excel user, and I do spreadsheets on my own time and at the weekends. I’d never hire anyone who doesn’t do spreadsheets outside of work…”

Dan Hon (@hondanhon)Sun, 09 May 2021 20:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/fingerbIaster/status/1391419831308541954

LOL when i made my hubs come to a birthing class as soon as we sat down he said to me “you’re all a bunch of sluts but hey at least we know you put out amiright” i might’ve peed a little laughing at it too

𝓢𝓪𝓶𝓶𝓲 (@Sammi_Sativa)Sun, 09 May 2021 16:33 +0000

everyone loves milfs because you know there's a historical precedent for hitting it raw

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Sun, 09 May 2021 15:48 +0000

amélie was just what if mr. bean was a girl you wanted to fuck

ESPer99 (@_ESPer99_)Sun, 09 May 2021 04:21 +0000

The biggest perception problem in our industry is, as an IC, you grow up to be an architect who design systems. No. There are very senior people whose job is only to maintain very critical tools and libraries that doesn't require much system design work.

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Mon, 10 May 2021 06:05 +0000

the adguard installer is...really something

Sam Kottler (@samkottler)Sun, 09 May 2021 14:35 +0000

I often talk about adding alt text to images, but I never actually talk about what makes good alt text, for people who are unsure. So here's my perspective as a sighted person who sometimes uses a screen reader. Tips for writing alt text for images and gifs:

Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@whykristenburns)Sat, 08 May 2021 19:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/Susan70susan/status/1391315630536626176

Calm it Susan it’s only Sunday morning

James (@JxmesAVFC)Sun, 09 May 2021 08:57 +0000

I still write code for a bunch of reasons. Some of that even runs in production (mainly via open source contributions) or inspires code that does. Prototypes for discussion, demonstrating something to a customer, demos, data analysis, exploration.

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It’s not just VC - there is pressure in executive leadership roles to be further and further from the work itself. You don’t have to do that - you may not be the critical path engineer anymore, but you can stay writing code forever if you want/like it. twitter.com/terronk/status…

Adam Jacob (@adamhjk)Sun, 09 May 2021 00:56 +0000

Gareth Rushgrove (@garethr)Sun, 09 May 2021 09:37 +0000

It’s not just VC - there is pressure in executive leadership roles to be further and further from the work itself. You don’t have to do that - you may not be the critical path engineer anymore, but you can stay writing code forever if you want/like it.

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I’ve been told by some VCs not to code at all, because of how it will make me look “Junior.” I learn so much more by actually writing the code than by reading about the product. This may seem obvious to a programmer. But I promise you it’s not obvious to most VCs.

🟣 Lee Edwards (@terronk)Sat, 08 May 2021 20:09 +0000

Adam Jacob (@adamhjk)Sun, 09 May 2021 00:56 +0000

funny meme i had to draw context will not be given

Coatl (@featheredsnek)Fri, 07 May 2021 23:44 +0000

Stop telling me that getting everyone back into the office will be good for mental health. It will be good for SOME people's mental health. Being in the office every day was also very bad for SOME people's mental health.

Nat Guest (@unfortunatalie)Sat, 08 May 2021 12:52 +0000

Everyone wants to talk about “gaslighting,” nobody wants to talk about “how cats domesticated themselves and modeled their meows off of human baby cries to better manipulate our emotions.”

james tison like “tyson” (@doioweyoumoney)Sat, 08 May 2021 13:06 +0000

Came out to a dude at work today and he immediately asked for my name and pronouns and then went ahead and changed my name in his phone without even asking and like, that's how you fucking do it. It's so damn easy.

🖤Katie🖤 (@k_tea_cat)Sat, 08 May 2021 19:12 +0000

D℞. TWEETGOOD (@dildog)Sat, 08 May 2021 01:59 +0000

Scientists: if we don’t act fast, the ice caps will only keep getting hotter The ice caps:

hannah (@TribalSpaceCat)Fri, 19 Mar 2021 19:39 GMT

IM CRYING

Julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Sat, 08 May 2021 22:01 +0000

New video! 10th video! Witness the end... of the Broadmarsh Shopping Centre. youtu.be/b4DXZlOWQyE

Nottsflix (@nottsflix)Wed, 05 May 2021 20:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/WehttamDoowkram/status/1390716691106119681

more like "and hum-on-em" (my balls)

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Fri, 07 May 2021 17:15 +0000

being an adult is just constantly saying "just hang in there a little longer, buddy," like you're talking to a car you hope doesn't die on you except ur the car

Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore)Fri, 07 May 2021 03:27 +0000

Okay I gotta get a new ring for my phone this is now an emergency

polly pocket monster energy (@no_goblins)Thu, 06 May 2021 23:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/no_goblins/status/1390477716714004482

My "No, I won’t peg you" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

polly pocket monster energy (@no_goblins)Fri, 07 May 2021 02:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/sil/status/1390579250202296322

what's the date on the blog post, Stuart? 😂

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 07 May 2021 08:13 +0000

guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral

Christie Koehler (@christi3k)Thu, 06 May 2021 19:19 +0000

Is your fork behind? You can now sync from the parent repo with just a single click! 🖱💥

GitHub (@github)Thu, 06 May 2021 19:06 +0000

No Twitter crop means I can post one of my favorite photos I’ve ever taken without it getting ruined

Austin O’Connor (@oco_photo)Thu, 06 May 2021 02:03 +0000

So, how was your Thursday? Mine? Pretty fucking amazing. Hey @foxshaped - the contract is sealed.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Thu, 06 May 2021 20:56 +0000

DM: "I see you're following [so-and-so]. Did you know they're a sex worker?" Me: "Yep" DM: "Doesn't it bother you that you could be associated with that?" Me: "Someone working for a living in the manner they choose? Nope, not at all." Me: <block sender> #DoBetterBeBetter

Alyssa Miller 👑 Duchess of Hackington (@AlyssaM_InfoSec)Thu, 06 May 2021 15:32 +0000

We moved our desks around and Jazzy likes it

Sarah Esterman ➰ (@SarahEsterman)Wed, 05 May 2021 22:49 +0000

we get it, you have a mechanical keyboard

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Wed, 05 May 2021 21:31 +0000

ah twitter fixing the ol’ racist crop by getting rid of it I see

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Wed, 05 May 2021 21:46 +0000

what if the pandemic happened in 2009 instead

jay Dragon 🌄 (@jdragsky)Tue, 04 May 2021 22:10 +0000

nobody is more smug than me sending someone a link to a document i wrote 2 years ago that exactly answers their question

amy nguyen (@amyngyn)Wed, 05 May 2021 18:13 +0000

Things I do as a technical interviewer: 1. State this is a conversation, not a test 2. Let the candidate look up APIs 3. Tell them when they do a great job 4. Problem solve together 5. Tell them if I learned something new from them Normalize collaborative interviews!

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Wed, 05 May 2021 09:35 +0000

how ur cat sees himself when he hasn't eaten in almost an hour

Lumberzack (@ItsLumberzack)Wed, 05 May 2021 02:15 +0000

We are all gonna be so fucking weird once this is over.

This Machine Kills Fascists (@RoyalHoeliness)Wed, 05 May 2021 04:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1389686207932682243

Dear employee, I hope this email finds you in good spirits. When I decided to pay you in crypto I thought it would be worthless and you would essentially working for me for free. That has not been the case and now I want my crypto back as it is not worthless Sincerely, Boss

🔪🔪bЯyan🔪🔪 (Moderna gang) (@murderxbryan)Tue, 04 May 2021 21:05 +0000

Lmao

🔪🔪bЯyan🔪🔪 (Moderna gang) (@murderxbryan)Tue, 04 May 2021 20:55 +0000