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I must be at the wrong conference. This is bbb
Paul Seal (codeshare.co.uk) (@CodeSharePaul)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 07:40 +0000
I must be at the wrong conference. This is bbb
Paul Seal (codeshare.co.uk) (@CodeSharePaul)Sat, 02 Oct 2021 07:40 +0000
happy october to this absolute legend
jonny sun (@jonnysun)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 15:39 +0000
we keep pandas from dying out just so they can do this all day
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I'm not a panda, I'm a ball.
Nature and animals🌿😽🐶🐒🐰🐼🐥🐿️ (@Chinaanimals)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 14:57 +0000
hum dunkin (@hum_dunkin)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 19:47 +0000
Thunderbird does the same from many years ago!
Alejandro Fiore (@alejandrofiore2)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 17:31 +0000
I never wanted to fully mute all the crypto/nft stuff cause I wanted to keep an eye on who I support and if they’re into that kind of crap 👀 But it’s too rage inducing, I can’t deal. Y’all continue burning our fucking planet and scamming each other, I’m out.Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 18:35 +0000
Ok but we cute in this one tho 💅🏼
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externalising the internal trauma with (the one, the only) @CarolSaysThings; the taker of this picture and the narrator of this tweet 👄 📍@dddeastmidlands speaker 🍕 dinnerrizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 20:05 +0000
Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 21:12 +0000
RT @rizbizkitsexternalising the internal trauma with (the one, the only) @CarolSaysThings; the taker of this picture and the narrator of this tweet 👄 📍@dddeastmidlands speaker 🍕 dinnerCarol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 20:15 +0000
I will never understand why tech companies optimize interviews for a college grad to do better than someone with ten years of experience.
Randall Kanna (@RandallKanna)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 19:00 +0000
harper 🤯 (@harper)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 14:54 +0000
I’m just a girl, standing in front of Jira, begging the backlog to get shorter 😭
Laurie (@laurieontech)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 17:59 +0000
It’s October 1st, so a reminder from your friendly neighborhood Blind person (me) that your Halloween-themed spooky Twitter name may be festive, but it breaks screen readers like VoiceOver. Try not to indulge if you can; otherwise someone won’t know who you are for a month.
Steven Aquino (he/him) (@steven_aquino)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 17:37 +0000
Without Jill’s influence, I never would have started contributing to WordPress. Thank you, Jill!
Katie Richards (@KJRichards)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 17:21 +0000
Why isn't there a way to mute a hashtag directly from a tweet that's using it?
Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 14:44 +0000
Every open source maintainer upon realizing tomorrow is October…
Devon Govett (@devongovett)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 03:02 +0000
Hearing #PSD2 and #SCA at workTanin (@LandTanin)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 13:31 +0000
After 10 years of being told I need to get better at communicating with senior stakeholders, I've finally realised that those white men need to get better at listening to me.
clara greo (teoh) 🌈 (@claragt)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 21:32 +0000
Root cause analysis (RCA) implies it's *always* fair to place 100% blame on one specific act. In software, as in life, that's naively simple. There are normally multiple independent factors. RCA creates unfair findings, bad decisions, and anger/distrust. Operations get riskier.Alex Yates (He/Him) (@_AlexYates_)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 09:27 +0000
He got lost looking at pumpkins 🐾
🌼 Jen | Shop Update LIVE!🌼 (@jeeklaart)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 15:00 +0000
"We repro'd the issue" - boring, technical, doesn't really grab the attention "We have confirmed the phenomenon" - radiates power, implies a mystical nature, sounds potentially cataclysmicPost details
[Bugs Occurring in the Steam Edition] We have confirmed the phenomenon that the game stops when matching in "NETWORK" mode, and we are investigating the cause.(1/2)【公式】MELTY BLOOD: TYPE LUMINA (@MB_LUMINA)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 13:39 +0000
Robbie Russell (@vApathyv)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 14:45 +0000
Using this
🧗♂️ Matt Holt (@mholt6)Fri, 01 Oct 2021 05:54 +0000
Just about everyone I know is a snack getting stuck in a vending machine away from total collapse
Meredith Ireland (@MeredithIreland)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 15:34 +0000
An open source project either dies young as a hero or lives long enough to be horribly mismanaged into the ground by a group of big egos with misaligned incentives.
Jamon 🚜 (@jamonholmgren)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 17:02 +0000
I really want October to be lighter for me and anyone else who has been more overwhelmed than they may want to admit.
Natelegé Whaley (@natelege_)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 22:43 +0000
i genuinely feel like I’m in a giant prank when people start talking about NFTs as if any second someone’s gonna be like “punked! Of course this is an incredible fuckwit idea no one would actually take seriously!”shelley (@codebytere)Thu, 30 Sep 2021 19:54 +0000
What the world thinks autism on TV and film is Versus What it *actually* is -🐸Holly Smale 🌿 (@HolSmale)Tue, 28 Sep 2021 10:05 +0000
So, all that to say: github.com/ruby/www.ruby-…Jacob Herrington (@JakeHerrington)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 18:49 +0000
Me: Having sex with multiple different people is great! Liberating, even! You find out what you like and what you don't like! Me, being reminded of the fact my boyfriend's slept with other women:Adelaide is #nerdfitness James Introcaso (@ohadelaide)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 21:33 +0000
The Internet is a magical place that connects us all. My friend just moved from London to LA and immediately matched on Hinge with the girl I lost my virginity to
Robert GamesIntrocaso Reeve (@RobertGReeve)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 21:21 +0000
i won't, but i should
Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 20:31 +0000
ok last snippet, because it is delightful
Media Archaeology Lab (@mediarchaeology)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 15:27 +0000
ah yes, America, the country where people get offended over pronouns in bio and then turn to mock people for getting angry at a long history of racial discrimination and sexism
MelBunboi 👑 (@MelBunboi)Tue, 28 Sep 2021 09:40 +0000
It’s called buyers market. They know your worth. YOU … don’t! Guess who’s on the wrong side of the stick. I once almost took 95k. Then didn’t. Found out later a colleague was offered 115k for same job! Same qualifications!Wedge gone Violet: Exploring both worlds. (@QaWedge)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 13:02 +0000
I have a jobby: a job that happens to pay me to do my hobby. The upside is it makes work (a shitty concept, ask any other animals) bearable and sometimes fun! The downside is I really enjoy my hobby, which makes it harder to set boundaries with work.Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 12:12 +0000
New #swag arrived just in time for #NationalInclusionWeek2021 #NeurodiversitySimon Prior (@siprior)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 07:57 +0000
The fact that so many people hate AMP the $3 iOS plugin to get rid of it is #1 in the app store is kind of an incredible sign of what a bad technology it is. Thank you, Google, for thrusting “technology so awful we’ll pay $3 to get rid of it” upon us.Misty (@mistydemeo)Tue, 28 Sep 2021 03:23 +0000
Pretty happy with the new name for the Roomba
Jessie Frazelle (@jessfraz)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 03:07 +0000
all the cool tech in the world is still unethical if the profits from it are used to subsidize providing free service to neo-Nazis and transphobes because of the founder's strange ideological bent.
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One final point: Now let’s remember that the internet is 1-to-many. If 1 million people download that 1GB this month, my cost with @cloudflare R2 this way rounds up to 13¢. With @awscloud S3 it’s $59,247.52. THAT is why people are losing their minds over this.Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 04:52 +0000
Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) (@lizthegrey)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 05:05 +0000
still not giving Cloudflare a cent of my money if I can help it given their steadfast support for the people who doxx me and my loved ones :(
Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) (@lizthegrey)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 05:04 +0000
exactly why I end up in this type of situation all the time
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Does anyone else feel real rude when a plumber or electrician is over because you can't help them and they just have to do it themselves
them fatale (@clondalkhun)Mon, 27 Sep 2021 10:28 +0000
cal? (@cal_gif)Wed, 29 Sep 2021 05:34 +0000
Just when you thought the police couldn’t get any more comically evil, they kill a *white stag*, a metaphor for innocence so universal that it is literally a cliché in fairytales
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This stunning stag was shot dead by Police in Merseyside after cornering it in an industrial estate. They were advised by RSPCA to leave it and it would find its way home but they claimed couldn’t get any organisation to come and help. A vet was called but instead they shot it 😡
@bresh67 (@bresh671)Mon, 27 Sep 2021 17:17 +0000
soma🌸 (@FinalBossFemme)Tue, 28 Sep 2021 10:12 +0000
Introducing our new event type: Apex Chronicles. Peep the link below to learn more and dive into our first one, "Old Ways, New Dawn" featuring Bloodhound tomorrow, Sept 29. bit.ly/3m4inUIApex Legends (@PlayApex)Tue, 28 Sep 2021 19:00 +0000
Most people who make fun of eating tide pods - Eat zero tide pods - Have never prepared a tide pod meal - Have never met tide pod chefs - Have never puked up a tide pod - Aren't "tide pod connoisseurs" - Have won no tide pod eating contests - Missed out on drinking bleachKyle Pflug (@kylealden)Mon, 27 Sep 2021 20:27 +0000
Yesterday I heard a therapist (not mine) say that sometimes "impostor syndrome" is undiagnosed anxiety or other conditions, and I wanted to share that with you :)
Verónica. (@maria_fibonacci)Tue, 28 Sep 2021 15:56 +0000
🚀 Registration is now OPEN for #Hacktoberfest! Let’s GO! 💙🎃 hacktoberfest.digitalocean.com 🔗DigitalOcean (@digitalocean)Tue, 28 Sep 2021 15:44 +0000
If you are quitting public service because of vaccine mandates, you were never there to actually serve.
Heather Thomas (@HeatherThomasAF)Mon, 27 Sep 2021 22:50 +0000
whybluelivesmatter.comlamantin puni (@LamantinPuni)Mon, 27 Sep 2021 15:32 +0000