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https://twitter.com/WehttamDoowkram/status/1390716691106119681

more like "and hum-on-em" (my balls)

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Fri, 07 May 2021 17:15 +0000

being an adult is just constantly saying "just hang in there a little longer, buddy," like you're talking to a car you hope doesn't die on you except ur the car

Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore)Fri, 07 May 2021 03:27 +0000

Okay I gotta get a new ring for my phone this is now an emergency

polly pocket monster energy (@no_goblins)Thu, 06 May 2021 23:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/no_goblins/status/1390477716714004482

My "No, I won’t peg you" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

polly pocket monster energy (@no_goblins)Fri, 07 May 2021 02:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/sil/status/1390579250202296322

what's the date on the blog post, Stuart? 😂

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 07 May 2021 08:13 +0000

guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral guys is not gender neutral

Christie Koehler (@christi3k)Thu, 06 May 2021 19:19 +0000

Is your fork behind? You can now sync from the parent repo with just a single click! 🖱💥

GitHub (@github)Thu, 06 May 2021 19:06 +0000

No Twitter crop means I can post one of my favorite photos I’ve ever taken without it getting ruined

Austin O’Connor (@oco_photo)Thu, 06 May 2021 02:03 +0000

So, how was your Thursday? Mine? Pretty fucking amazing. Hey @foxshaped - the contract is sealed.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Thu, 06 May 2021 20:56 +0000

DM: "I see you're following [so-and-so]. Did you know they're a sex worker?" Me: "Yep" DM: "Doesn't it bother you that you could be associated with that?" Me: "Someone working for a living in the manner they choose? Nope, not at all." Me: <block sender> #DoBetterBeBetter

Alyssa Miller 👑 Duchess of Hackington (@AlyssaM_InfoSec)Thu, 06 May 2021 15:32 +0000

We moved our desks around and Jazzy likes it

Sarah Esterman ➰ (@SarahEsterman)Wed, 05 May 2021 22:49 +0000

we get it, you have a mechanical keyboard

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Wed, 05 May 2021 21:31 +0000

ah twitter fixing the ol’ racist crop by getting rid of it I see

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Wed, 05 May 2021 21:46 +0000

what if the pandemic happened in 2009 instead

jay Dragon 🌄 (@jdragsky)Tue, 04 May 2021 22:10 +0000

nobody is more smug than me sending someone a link to a document i wrote 2 years ago that exactly answers their question

amy nguyen (@amyngyn)Wed, 05 May 2021 18:13 +0000

Things I do as a technical interviewer: 1. State this is a conversation, not a test 2. Let the candidate look up APIs 3. Tell them when they do a great job 4. Problem solve together 5. Tell them if I learned something new from them Normalize collaborative interviews!

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Wed, 05 May 2021 09:35 +0000

how ur cat sees himself when he hasn't eaten in almost an hour

Lumberzack (@ItsLumberzack)Wed, 05 May 2021 02:15 +0000

We are all gonna be so fucking weird once this is over.

This Machine Kills Fascists (@RoyalHoeliness)Wed, 05 May 2021 04:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1389686207932682243

Dear employee, I hope this email finds you in good spirits. When I decided to pay you in crypto I thought it would be worthless and you would essentially working for me for free. That has not been the case and now I want my crypto back as it is not worthless Sincerely, Boss

🔪🔪bЯyan🔪🔪 (Moderna gang) (@murderxbryan)Tue, 04 May 2021 21:05 +0000

Lmao

🔪🔪bЯyan🔪🔪 (Moderna gang) (@murderxbryan)Tue, 04 May 2021 20:55 +0000

no thoughts, head empty. just this very pure commentary of garlic cheese bread

🥟 still spooky pierogi with onions 🧅 (@hell_doe)Mon, 03 May 2021 02:03 +0000

We can be friends if you get this. 🤣☠️

𝕁𝕖𝕤𝕤 (@LadyWardog)Mon, 03 May 2021 02:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/DNNACGM11/status/1389581378828873730

Meritocracy is a lie, do your research. After 30 years of being in the industry I expect better from you.

Cake is Kate. Always has been. 💫 (@kefimochi)Tue, 04 May 2021 14:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/shl/status/1389576083138174976

civil rights and racism isn’t “politics”

Zach Holman (@holman)Tue, 04 May 2021 13:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/_holyshift/status/1389396981307510784

This is the tiktok that influenced this cover btw! 💓vm.tiktok.com/ZMeVjWMuL/

Krio Darling🇸🇱 (@yvinthecut)Tue, 04 May 2021 03:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/Outkast/status/1389294689132683266

BUT WAIT

gm ☯︎ (@_holyshift)Tue, 04 May 2021 01:50 +0000

is sysvinit better, or is systemd better? become enlightened. the right answer is that neither is good, because they make the computer turn on. the best init system is no init system. Let the computer stay off.

⁅Gateway of last resort⁆ (@Wxcafe)Mon, 03 May 2021 22:21 +0000

🤡 i feel seen

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Me: I'm never doing a talk again Also me: Sure I'll give a talk

Ricky (@rickhanlonii)Mon, 03 May 2021 16:41 +0000

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Mon, 03 May 2021 21:18 +0000

I told someone it wasn’t Billie Eilish’s job to babysit her kid & she called me ‘aggressive’ 😂 If you’re ok with your kids idol being someone who sings about S&M sex, suicide etc. but not when she wears a corset then you’ve got some work to do...

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Tue, 04 May 2021 09:09 +0000

I made a t-shirt this weekend! 🙌🏼

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Thank you @CarolSaysThings for the most on brand t-shirt I could ever have 😂 (jvt.me/mf2/2021/05/dv…)

Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Tue, 04 May 2021 08:24 +0000

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 04 May 2021 08:38 +0000

bib 🐥🖍 comm waitlist open! (@kapebeansies)Sun, 02 May 2021 22:31 +0000

A moment in my belly. A lifetime in my heart. 💔

Raven the Science Maven (@ravenscimaven)Mon, 03 May 2021 18:35 +0000

A good example of why you should outline subtitles

C. Jade Gultiano-Wyton 🏳️‍🌈 (@cjadewyton)Mon, 03 May 2021 01:04 +0000

Chef and Puppet worked hard to turn configuration management into code. Ansible and Kubernetes turned it back to managing configs.

Patrick Debois - #thinktogether (@patrickdebois)Mon, 03 May 2021 12:07 +0000

I’ll be wearing my mask forever. A man hasn’t asked me to smile in over a year and in return I haven’t had to tell them to eat shit. This is the kind of balance I needed.

Blue Haired Unicorn 🦄 (she/her) (@corprteUnicorn)Mon, 03 May 2021 02:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1389194985220698117

every time, in the back of my head: bofa THESE NUTS

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 03 May 2021 12:28 +0000

Women Posting Their W's (@womenpostingws)Sun, 02 May 2021 19:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/RoyalstonDesign/status/1388846348519231490

Here's the whole collection of sleeves I made for the MCU

Royalston (@RoyalstonDesign)Sun, 02 May 2021 13:26 +0000

I don’t wanna be touched.

Meredith Bull (@meredithbull)Sun, 02 May 2021 14:20 +0000

I can't wait to start at my new dev job next week. Here's the building I'll be working out of.

Jack Forge (@TheJackForge)Sun, 02 May 2021 05:52 +0000

"when are you taking a vacation?" listen any real vacation would involve finally acknowledging that I lived through an event previously only known to me through apocalypse fiction and I would just scream and scream and scream

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Mon, 03 May 2021 05:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1389089610895036420

sure I'll just take a week to comprehend the sheer devastation and loss of the past year and my place within this lonely universe and be back for Monday standup, refreshed

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Mon, 03 May 2021 05:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1389088676659941382

like, yeah, I want to rent a house on the coast but that would mean sitting on a rock watching the waves roll in until I started keening and probably trying to stab the ocean and how do you accurately budget that into your PTO

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Mon, 03 May 2021 05:29 +0000

My boy said “relax dad, I’ll make the breakfast today”... Just came downstairs to this ...

Steve Speirs 💙 (@SteveSpeirs4)Sun, 02 May 2021 07:40 +0000

The trader meme has received an update

Holly '7 Cats' Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 02 May 2021 19:09 +0000

Not usually a hackathon person but I must admit that it's truly incredible what people can accomplish in only like 30 hours when they're grouped together and feeling inspired

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 02 May 2021 15:37 +0000

Holy shit my hackathon team won first place????? People want to see fingering elevated???? I'm losing it

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 02 May 2021 17:14 +0000

Some exciting personal news— I got a puppy! This is Coda, she is a black Labrador and my heart belongs to her 🖤

becca 🤟🏻🦻🏻 (@beccamals)Sat, 01 May 2021 19:00 +0000