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I recently received an issue report that ijq was performing slowly. The issue claimed that, when used on a large (16 MB) JSON file, ijq was “too slow to be usable”. I downloaded the test file which …

Recently, we wanted to know which of our repos had Renovate installed, which is a use case several folks have now shared with us! This post showcases some of the queries we put together around our use of Renovate.

MergeStat enables anyone to ask questions about the history and contents of source code. - mergestat/mergestat

Content warning: uk news, misinformation slash straight up lies about adhd, exercise

why do i need AI to read a pdf? fuck off

Most people seem to agree that building a personal brand requires consistently delivering useful content around a specific topic. I'm putting that together with my understanding of how ADHD presents for me personally. It feels like a challenge. 😅

hey quick question, what’s your mothers maiden name and also lol I was chatting with a mutual and neither of us could remember the name of the road where you grew up! just trying to connect with you on a deeper level :) thanks bestie x

Very happy to announce the release of GrimoireLab 1.0 at long last! Congratulations to all who worked on this release! https://chaoss.community/grimoirelab-1-0/

Attached: 1 image When you redeem your points with the local pizza place and get your meal for free, but the app developers apparently didn't think about this. Best was that it asked me whether I wanted to pay by card or cash. Mate, it's free, why are you asking me ANYTHING about paying? 🤷‍♂️

Yesterday, my friend said they were really enjoying their EV in the garage. I reply oh yeah I like my Chevy Bolt. My friend looks confused. I ask what kind of electric they had. They said of course it’s electric it’s a Jolteon.

Shows how much the performance of Go has improved from version 1.0 through to 1.22 (including PGO) -- in its compiler, runtime, and libraries.

Attached: 1 image Queer and here #possum #opossum #furry

I’ve started yelling “NOT FRIENDLY!” at people when it looks like they’re going to approach me. I learned it from the dog people.

Attached: 1 image Good morning to everyone except the thieves at Redis. You didn't build it; you stole it from the community. If you want it from the ones who built it, it's called Valkey.

Val Town raises seed round. I love the idea behind Val Town: it hosts serverless functions for simple APIs or scheduled tasks. I use it to scrape my local council’s waste collection page and return an …

Attached: 1 image Bullet point 1 is the funniest thing I’ve ever read about #ADHD. Also true.

Someone asked me if staying at a tech company a long time makes it harder to get a job elsewhere. Not really. The real challenge is that a lot of your effectiveness as a long timer comes from knowing people & processes. You just can’t tell how much until after you leave. Was it 10% or 90% of your success? 🤷🏾‍♂️

<p> If you work in shell/terminal often enough, then over time the history will become your personal knowledge vault, documentation and command reference. ...

Any business that depends on third-party APIs that it does not control and is locked into using is not a good business.

Zero-ETL, infinite possibilities. Live query APIs, code & more with SQL. No DB required. - turbot/steampipe

Content warning: anti-lgbt, "groomers", teaching ESL folk about hateful usage of innocent words

one for sorrow two for joy three for a girl four for a boy five to speak to an operator zero to hear your options again

I decided to build a "clap" feature into my #IndieWeb blog, so visitors can show appreciation anonymously and easily, if they want! I wrote a little about it here https://www.byjp.me/posts/easy-appreciation/; it uses https://val.town (I wish they had a Fediverse account, so I could tag them) and progressive enhancement to be useful and easy even for folks without Javascript browsers ☺️

I've built a "clap" feature into my blog so you can show appreciation anonymously and easily, if you want.

GPL is only “viral” if you think freedom is a disease.

Why the FUCK am I getting an ad on my TV from the NHS about measles being on the rise? It’s fucking 2024, never seen an ad like this in my life. 2021: 360 cases in England and Wales 2022: 735 cases 2023: 1603 VACCINATE your fucking kids you fucking selfish arseholes

Today was a lovely spring day, the sun was warm. I decided to open the doors to the garden and read a book. It was cold and windy and next doors cat came in and refused to leave, beat up my dog and destroyed some things. So not fully successful.

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#Hashicorp sending their lawyers on #OpenTofu feels like the last chapter of what was once a great open source company. Oh well, the claims look baseless, and like pretty much any move Hahicorp made this past year, this will only hurt themselves. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/opentofuorg_opentofu-project-was-recently-made-aware-activity-7182147077496344576-jsDQ

Content warning: transpohbia, dhh (the rails dude)

Content warning: dhh and transphobia

How about a Hey Friends! T-shirt!? ALL proceeds go to charity https://www.bonfire.com/hey-friends/

Attached: 1 image #rustlang #xz #supplychain

get into computers, they told me when i was a kid, you'll have fun and possibly a rewarding career! reality: my computers have been interdicted by intelligence agencies to install god knows what on them before i receive them, presumably in the hope of extricating my signing keys, i have to deal with something called "docker", and another thing called "kubernetes", there is a whole profession called DevOops and i have to deal with entitled pricks who say my projects are "dead" because i did not review their error-ridden patches fast enough for their liking

I love people who say “what is missing from society is support for opposing and dissenting points of view.” I then ask them, “did you schedule your pro-cancer rally this year?” Yeah! Go cancer! Those cells have every right to be unique and different and thrive! 🎉

@shanselman I think my biggest concern now is 'code review now comes with a rousing game of Among Us', but I'm still weighing that concern in a larger context.

Ten years ago today, a new app arrived to strip the "media" out of social media, reducing messaging to two little letters. It burned bright, but not for long.

I recently went through a job search, and I thought it would be good to do a mini retrospective on the whole experience. Overall, it was a better candidate experience than the last time I interviewed so I want to believe that the industry is making progress.

Enhance and enrich your OpenAPI descriptions without creating conflicts in the source code using filters and overlays.

Just did a task that was open since Feb. 20th that will unblock six teammates doing full-time work starting this week. It took 5 minutes 35 seconds to finish. I will, again, learn nothing from this.

Attached: 1 image When you realise that people have been *planning* shitty jokes like this just for one day, for the likes

I really can only shitpost about the #xv debacle because the whole thing just makes me tired and sad. Anyone paying even a tiny bit of attention to the conversation about open source sustainability could have told you this was inevitable. And now we're watching people blame a volunteer trying to step back, and rehashing all the same old tired arguments we've been having literally for decades. It's just so tired and predicable and boring and sad.

so do alice and bob ever fuck or like what