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It's wild to think some Christians are still waiting for the second coming. That religion has one hell of a refractory period. I mean if their God was a woman she would have come like a million times by now.

We hire virtually everywhere, in every time zone, from Brazil through Ghana to New Zealand. Also Chicago. All-hands is hard to do on the regular with a globally distributed team, so we just do constant field trips with subsets of the team --- NOLA, Paris, Singapore, Boulder, Capetown, Tokyo --- so we can get everybody face-to-face with parts of the team.

We are going out and being social. As a token of my love for her, I am wearing pants.

you can kick me out of this subway but you can't unfuck the onions

Attached: 1 image POV you were definitely not about to cause any kind of trouble. What? Nothing to see here

I’m going to start my own mastodon instance then defederate from all of you.

My new pickup line is "so, tell me all about something that interests you." It solves two purposes. Lets me listen to someone speak brightly about what they like, and weeds out the non-autistics. 🤣

Attached: 1 image eBay offered me £10 off my order if I used their app instead of the website. So I downloaded it, claimed my discount, made my order, then immediately uninstalled the app. I'm sure this quarter's KPIs are going to look *great!*

A personal key value store 🛼. Contribute to charmbracelet/skate development by creating an account on GitHub.

Debug-level logging for developers (only!). Contribute to appliedgocode/what development by creating an account on GitHub.

The new #github based on #react is an abject failure to improve the user experience. On every count it is objectively worse than previous iterations. Page load time is poor, interactivity is gated seemingly on very large JS loads. Initial page layout is broken on mobile and randomly resizes the width of the viewport after loading. The number of micro-annoyances seem to be adding up daily. This is like an object lesson in what not to do to your successful webapp.

Attached: 1 image ACH, MEIN ASS

Feeling overwhelmed and like some things are just meaningless, but I got a short little walk in for my stupid mental health. The sun felt good at least.

Disney are churning out content based on their IP, yet no more “Well known stories acted by muppets and a single human.” I think we all agree this is the best genre of movie.

Who running Mastodon dot social could possibly imagine that having unrestricted sign-ups and far too few volunteer or paid admins could possibly lead to waves of spam? This whole "internet" thing certainly does not contain any precedents for this sort of behavior or problems of scale. Gotta re-learn everything, every time.

I had a thing yesterday where a mutual made a joke that was likely supposed to be lewd. Someone replied with a follow up joke. I had another joke to that reply and I was typing it up and then I was like “wait, just because this person is telling a sexual joke does not actually mean they want one in response. Being mutuals does not mean I have carte blanche. Don’t be a weirdo” Thought it might be useful to read. Just because someone does something doesn’t mean you can also do it. And being mutuals doesn’t mean there aren’t boundaries. And at the end of the day, is the joke you’re thinking of saying even that funny? Probably not.

Attached: 1 image An environmental message we can all get behind

The best way to learn something is to teach it to someone. I practice this in small ways by recapping people’s explanations of how something works in meetings and document reviews.

Attached: 1 image Genius, minimizing public disruption while hitting the leeches where it hurts the most. Maximum impact, minimum inconvenience.

there’s something really weird in tech about the number of people who will in complete sincerely say, the answer came to me in a dream or in the shower, when they should also visibly be getting more sleep and showering more often

Trump: I will 100-fucking percent be a dictator. GOP: Trump is not a dictator 🙄 Trump: No seriously I'm already planning on killing my enemies and I will kill you too. New York Times: Can Trump really be as nice and friendly as he seems.

Dark colorscheme for gvim and vim. Contribute to srcery-colors/srcery-vim development by creating an account on GitHub.

The sentence “professionally successful but not socially” will be going round in my head for a long time. Like, drag me 😂

you don't let your enemy claim territory in your autonomous zone without being contested every step of the way, read sun tzu

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Okay I said I wasn’t bothered at all by the outcome but, I am starting to feel quite I don’t know, strange? My weak ability to notice my own emotions due to autism is complicating my ability to know how I feel about that lol

I want to do a dramatic reading of my Autism report when it’s done and sent to me next weekish

✋ Apple Software Update 👉 iPatch

Attached: 2 images I'm confused. I know it's a common acronym, but there seems to be conflicting definitions? #bdsm

"Can you arrange that?"

I live every day like it's my last: stricken with the paralysing terror of my own impending mortality

2004: Panic At The Disco 2024: Dissociation At The Gangbang

hear me out, a social platform for kinky people with anxiety, called Fretlife

the irony of Global Orgasm Day only coming once a year

As a "clean as you go" person, I'm firmly of the opinion that tech debt tickets are a good way to ensure tech debt never gets cleaned up.

Been thinking about autism a lot lately, and how my autism explains so much about my life and my relationships in retrospect. It's like I kept looking at things as this chaotic explosions of interactions and suddenly shifted my perspective and everything lines up in a way that makes sense.