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Plesmorade (@Xochipi25812403)Sun, 18 Jul 2021 03:20 +0000
Plesmorade (@Xochipi25812403)Sun, 18 Jul 2021 03:20 +0000
Site: Choose a password Me: oGUWi4!N^*5!y7MkiZnr Site: Must be under 13 letters Me: Pye8z#&9F2Ta Site: No symbols Me: TrbqhSVthFoP Site: No pasting Me: 123456Jon Kuperman (@jkup)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 20:22 +0000
I patiently await the day when I can tell someone I don’t want kids and they don’t reply with “you may change your mind/want one later.” Apparently you can choose to have kids when you’re young, but if you’re 30 and choose not to have kids you’re too young to make that decision.Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 19:18 +0000
Just fucking incredible that the Health Secretary is announcing he has mild covid thanks to two jabs 2 days before throwing open the nightclubs and removing all masks while half the population are not double jabbed
James Felton (@JimMFelton)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 12:57 +0000
Sajid Javid is indeed lucky he’s had two vaccine doses and his symptoms are mild. But what about the 47% of the population who are not yet “double jabbed”? Javid is literally advertising the wisdom of postponing so-called Freedom Day until more of us are vaccinated 🤷♀️Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 13:04 +0000
Against the advice of 1200 international experts double jabbed Sajid Javid is lifting all restrictions on a PARTIALLY vaccinated population in 48 hours, having just tested positive himself for covid. #HealthSecretaryKaty (@KatyJayne101)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 14:02 +0000
Uhm, cool... Should I ask for my paid fee back and go find a podcast app that doesn't insult my career?
Jessica Mauerhan (@JessicaMauerhan)Mon, 23 Oct 2017 02:39 +0000
big boob
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What are you Twitter “famous” for?
Polynesian Sauce P (@officialPdotH)Mon, 12 Jul 2021 18:25 +0000
Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Tue, 13 Jul 2021 01:47 +0000
this guy on tiktok rated emergency alarm sounds from different countries and there's no reason it should be this funny 💀
setota h (@setotah)Mon, 12 Jul 2021 17:16 +0000
Monkeypox virus is a double-stranded DNA, zoonotic virus and a species of the genus Orthopoxvirus in the family Poxviridae. It is one of the human orthopoxviruses that includes variola, cowpox, and vaccinia viruses. I hope this clears it up for you. If it does, explain it to me.
fistofgreatness (@fistofgreatness)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 01:28 +0000
In one photo.
P. Friedlingstein (@PFriedling)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 19:10 +0000
My mom used to think putting nail polish on my nail would keep me from suckin my thumb. Now I eat ass. Everyone lost that battle.
ashy daddy (@Thundercat)Fri, 16 Jul 2021 17:30 +0000
I'm about to end this man's whole career
Out of Context Pokemon (@OoCPokemon)Fri, 16 Jul 2021 17:14 +0000
Nah dead ass, you can’t reform this
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Portland police used Photoshop to alter a defendant's photo to make him look more like a robbery suspect. Now, he'll be released from jail trib.al/5bw20m4The Oregonian (@Oregonian)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 17:27 +0000
️️ (@ZeeToThe)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 20:24 +0000
Views above Mt Fuji, Japan
Earth (@earthcurated)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 11:42 +0000
When you wake up at 9 am and have plans at 1 PM
First Worlder Afraid Climate Change Will Kill Them (@AnimeSerbia)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 06:10 +0000
dying laughing at this
cal? (@cal_gif)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 15:09 +0000
So what is Critical Race Theory, really? And why is it so important? Kimberlé Crenshaw (@sandylocks) sets the record straight on CRT and the right's disinformation campaign in our latest video. Watch and share:African American Policy Forum (@AAPolicyForum)Wed, 14 Jul 2021 17:41 +0000
“I’m having a bad menstrual cycle so I decided not to work yesterday.“ I just Slacked that to a male client. TMI? Meh. This is my truth on the only non-invasive long-term plan to not get pregnant, my IUD. A rage-filled thread about periods & contraception coming soon...Jennifer Riggins (@jkriggins)Thu, 15 Aug 2019 10:19 +0000
Sparksol (@Sparksol)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 00:24 +0000
💯 I thought I was a pretty solid human when I started therapy and now realise that that was my armour I'd created to avoid looking at myself and having to truly be vulnerable.
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one session in I'm and already seeing value. if you're thinking of doing it, give it a shot, worst case you'll realise it's not for you, best case you tweak your human machine in ways that'll pay back for years to come.fred rivett 👨🏻💻🔳 (@fredrivett)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 09:40 +0000
Tess Cooper 🏳️🌈 (@tessacooper5)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 09:44 +0000
When your software dev team's logo translates to an actually cool shirt
Andrew (@Chagrilled)Wed, 14 Jul 2021 16:39 +0000
Last several months were rough, but I am finally able to contribute to the projects again. Thanks to all relatives, colleagues and friends for their support! // burnout...Oleg Nenashev (@oleg_nenashev)Tue, 30 Mar 2021 08:00 +0000
gary’s not fucking about
three steaks pam (@alexandrakuri)Mon, 12 Jul 2021 09:36 +0000
So trueee
Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 12 Jul 2021 16:13 +0000
🌶🌶🤣
Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 12 Jul 2021 16:14 +0000
That was meant to say gin not fun haha
Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Sun, 11 Jul 2021 22:04 +0000
BUT WHEN I GOT THERE THEY SAID THE PRINCESS WAS IN ANOTHER CASTLE, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? ANYWAY THAT'S WHEN I GOT REALLY INTO GO KARTS
berbatov cocktail (@ComradeYouSpurs)Sun, 11 Jul 2021 20:25 +0000
I have zero interest in football but I will forever celebrate misery for Brexit voters. Racist jerks.
cate, a human being (@catehstn)Sun, 11 Jul 2021 22:03 +0000
Heard cheering next door and for once I’m not mad at the loud neighbors. I too cheer at the sound of brexit voters sobbing.
cate, a human being (@catehstn)Sun, 11 Jul 2021 21:55 +0000
Everyone should be on-call because everyone should share the load The load exists because companies don't invest in proper infrastructure and ample headcount Yet another way this industry will grind you to dustPost details
principal engineers should be on call there - i said itkris nóva (@krisnova)Sat, 10 Jul 2021 18:46 +0000
bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Sun, 11 Jul 2021 20:34 +0000
“No one cares about your gender” let’s play fact or cap.
shenetworks (@notshenetworks)Sun, 11 Jul 2021 13:38 +0000
Never meet your heroes
Tom Moylan (@moylato)Sat, 10 Jul 2021 20:41 +0000
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vicky la Vikinga ⚔🪓🏹🛡 (@VGarcy2)Fri, 09 Jul 2021 22:57 +0000
99% of new infections in the UK are now the #JohnsonVariant and all because he wanted a photo op with the Indian PM. #BorisHasFailedTheNation #DeltaVariant #ToryCovidCatastrophePaul Swift (@paulswiftlibdem)Sat, 10 Jul 2021 09:54 +0000
Burnout is less related to how much you’ve been doing but instead how much progress you’ve been making. When you start feeling burned out, try to figure out which lack of progress is affecting you. Is it your project? A coworker? Another team? Your leadership? Or your career?Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Fri, 09 Jul 2021 18:12 +0000
rt if you'd watch the black widow movie, im trying to prove a point to @marvelkeke (@bIondedd)Mon, 20 Jul 2015 03:27 +0000
It is... curious to see GitHub listed as a type of #OpenSource software in the State of Open UK Phase 2 report. Yes, git is OSS, but GitHub very much is not.julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Fri, 09 Jul 2021 20:42 +0000
For the first time in my professional career, I don't have this tugging feeling to "dial down" my personality. When I feel welcomed, included and 'safe' like this, I show up as my best self - happier, more productive, eager to be brought up faster to fulfil the mission! ✨Pauline P. Narvas (@paulienuh)Fri, 09 Jul 2021 12:33 +0000
I write a weekly newsletter (devopsish.com) about DevOps, Cloud Native, Open Source, industry news, & culture If you're underrepresented in tech and you have any RSS feed I can subscribe to (even if it's only GitHub) I would like to add it to my regular reading.Chris Short (@ChrisShort)Fri, 09 Jul 2021 16:30 +0000
TOP TIP: I turned on a filter in settings that mutes all tweets from accounts which haven’t confirmed their e-mail & mobile number. Amazingly it has instantly wiped all racism from my feed, coz surprisingly people who express those kind of views don’t like being identified.James Wong (@Botanygeek)Fri, 09 Jul 2021 09:39 +0000