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Me? Just reading the memes on 1940s radio:

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Fri, 04 Jun 2021 09:59 +0000

🤷‍♂️ Should've memorised the whole Kotlin language docs before using it. My bad everyone

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Fri, 04 Jun 2021 01:37 +0000

🐺⚔️

The Witcher (@witchernetflxtv)Thu, 03 Jun 2021 14:17 +0000

this image can only be heard by ppl of a certain age

Flex Frontline | 🔧™ (@MechaMacGyver)Thu, 03 Jun 2021 08:29 +0000

Your annual reminder that companies only pretend to support LGBT rights when and where it suits them. #PRIDE #PrideMonth Via: reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuri…

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 03 Jun 2021 13:19 +0000

One of the biggest cultural shifts in my experience from Mozilla to Stripe is code review speed. At Mozilla you'd often wait days and have to hunt down people to review PRs. At Stripe my PR is often reviewed within 10 minutes. That makes a _huge_ difference for shipping fast

James Long (@jlongster)Thu, 03 Jun 2021 17:55 +0000

Thanks to the poor engineer at @cuvva for making my day 😂

Tim Dobson (@tdobson)Thu, 03 Jun 2021 09:47 +0000

men will literally turn mars into a fleshlight instead of going to therapy

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"A hole drilled on Mars." -Credits: NASA-

Insta Science (@insta_science)Tue, 01 Jun 2021 08:00 +0000

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Thu, 03 Jun 2021 15:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/cal_gif/status/1400200919170564096

hey that's me

The Halal Leftist 🕋 🇦🇫 🇵🇸 (@farsazadi)Wed, 02 Jun 2021 21:56 +0000

I love my friends

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Wed, 02 Jun 2021 17:02 +0000

oh my god

cal? (@cal_gif)Wed, 02 Jun 2021 21:21 +0000

Can we get a reverse Indiana Jones movie? Like suave sexy historian from Egypt running heists against museums to take back ancient artefacts.

Joe Hart 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoeHart)Thu, 03 Jun 2021 12:16 +0000

Had to take my top off to get vaccinated in my bra because I’d forgotten to wear short sleeves and the nurse politely said next time I could just stick the relevant arm out rather than be topless. No that’s great actually

Stevie Martin (@5tevieM)Thu, 03 Jun 2021 07:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/uwuuwu00432527/status/1400222737977782277

the big what

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Wed, 02 Jun 2021 22:50 +0000

Does anyone else keep a calendar of important appts/events your friends tell you bc you can't count on your memory to check in but you want them to know you care?

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Wed, 02 Jun 2021 17:28 +0000

Audrey has a new favourite pillow...

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Wed, 02 Jun 2021 09:25 +0000

Filippo Valsorda 💉💉🎉 (@FiloSottile)Tue, 01 Jun 2021 12:14 +0000

I had a go making a CLI for the first time to save myself always googling "how to do x with git". It's still suuuuuper buggy but ~mostly~ functional

katie walker (@KatCodes)Mon, 31 May 2021 19:48 +0000

some of y’all coming out of isolation like

Adam (@adamgreattweet)Sat, 29 May 2021 15:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/adamgreattweet/status/1398658791898419203

Build-A-Bottom

Bette Von Christabel (@CammieHanako)Sat, 29 May 2021 16:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/MateoDeLaMancha/status/1399245809284108289

Because we went out of business

Fry's Electronics (@fry_electronics)Mon, 31 May 2021 06:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/NanouuSymeon/status/1398774276665319425

🙄 oh hooray - tech twitter's getting on the boring heteronormative engagement baiting again.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Sun, 30 May 2021 21:04 +0000

According to @travisci's new rules, we're not legible for the open source free tier if anyone in the project gets paid to work on it... Thanks a lot.

Daniel Stenberg (@bagder)Sun, 30 May 2021 21:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/cherthedev/status/1398993949449244683

This gif might help you remember that dudes suck and you rock 🙂

#BLM 🏳️‍🌈 Aaron Crowder (@CrowderSoup)Sun, 30 May 2021 13:27 +0000

What #agile became vs. what it was (and should be)

Mario Fusco 🇪🇺 (@mariofusco)Sun, 30 May 2021 06:58 +0000

Internet Hall of Fame 🏆 (@InternetHOF_)Fri, 28 May 2021 16:53 +0000

Excellent: The visual effect of this perspective on juggling.

Lionel Page (@page_eco)Sat, 29 May 2021 14:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/addaleax/status/1398755237284941825

Replace humanity with HUSTLE Replace joy with CAPITALISM

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Sun, 30 May 2021 02:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/judeasspriest/status/1398328491179974658

I prefer this one... (sound on)

🔴 Ellie ⭐ #YesToNoCovid (@Ellie_Mae_B)Sat, 29 May 2021 20:36 +0000

PSA: If your company doesn’t have *parental* leave and trans-inclusionary healthcare, we regret to inform you that you have not been authorised to use the queer flag, rainbow, or any byproduct of queer culture in any shape or form for Pride month. No exceptions will be granted.

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Sat, 29 May 2021 13:23 +0000

This is so funny. 😂 Posh boy gets the Oxford vaccine.

Katharine Birbalsingh (@Miss_Snuffy)Tue, 26 Jan 2021 19:19 GMT

Men only want one thing and it's the Baudelaire fortune

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Thu, 27 May 2021 20:39 +0000

First they wasted our energy Then they wasted our storage Now they want to waste our net connections If you're still defending cryptocurrency, you're either immoral, or a moron

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well, they finally did it. pkt.cash 🤮

Aaron A. Glenn (@networkservice)Thu, 27 May 2021 18:18 +0000

Dr Anthony, Eng, of course 💉 (@ofcAnthony)Thu, 27 May 2021 22:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1398201115423002629

Defo 1 🤣

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 28 May 2021 08:56 +0000

Explaining how “senior” is an overloaded title in tech to my husband and he’s annoyed just knowing about it 😂

Laurie (@laurieontech)Thu, 27 May 2021 22:56 +0000

if i made you this millennium falcon charcuterie board would you fall in love w me (please say yes)

e·mo·tion side b (@aubrionna)Fri, 28 May 2021 04:00 +0000

i dont tweet serious things but someone i loved died terribly because matt hancock pretended he was shielding carehomes, we knew he hadn't at the time and just wanted to say he and the rest of the tories are wet sacks of shit ❤️

Stevie Martin (@5tevieM)Thu, 27 May 2021 12:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1397916478993694724

It used to belong to Felix Dennis of Dennis Publishing. He had a big thing about trees which might explain all the wood

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 27 May 2021 14:08 +0000

DOES ANYONE HAVE £4m SPARE LOOK AT THE PHOTOS 😭 rightmove.co.uk/properties/107…

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 27 May 2021 14:03 +0000

Ok first day back in the office, serious question: How did we do this before? Like just sit around holding our farts in. Madness.

Joe Hart 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoeHart)Thu, 27 May 2021 13:22 +0000

A lady just came up to me and said “Speak English, we are in San Diego.” So I politely responded by asking her “how do I say ‘San Diego’ in English?” The look of bewilderment on her face made it feel like a Friday.

Da(Y)go Brown (@ArtyCurry)Wed, 26 May 2021 17:31 +0000