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“How a coastline 100 million years ago influences modern election results in Alabama”
Jackie’s voting for Maya Wiley 🗳 (@find_evil)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 21:45 +0000
“How a coastline 100 million years ago influences modern election results in Alabama”
Jackie’s voting for Maya Wiley 🗳 (@find_evil)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 21:45 +0000
👋 I'm gay and this is some of my coming out story. link.medium.com/YQIkh2fGYgb It's been a lot to process. But phew! Here's to #Pride2021Tess Cooper 🏳️🌈 (@tessacooper5)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 15:42 +0000
okay - last meeting as an @Experian_UK employee! Off tomorrow and then on Monday I start my new journey as a Tech Architect for @BJSSLtd Swapping one great team for another, but definitely a big, exciting and slightly scary change. Lots to learn and no comfort zone for a bit😁Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 14:47 +0000
Ahahahahahahaha Fastly is the name of the service that went down 😅Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 22:02 +0000
Did Apple announce native container / Docker support this year at WWDC? They didn’t? Ah, I guess nobody uses containers anyway so no problem… 🙄Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 12:30 +0000
Someone has literally recreated Photoshop feature for feature, for free, in the browser 🤯 photopea.comAndrew Wilkinson (@awilkinson)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 21:32 +0000
The #Bitcoin2021 conference is called “BitCoin 2021” because if they put the word “con” in the name it would be saying the quiet part out loud.Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 08:37 +0000
here's something to say when you receive some particularly exquisite nudes new panties just dropped you're welcomej̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 04:45 +0000
#BATTLEFIELD2042 drops Oct. 22 • No campaign mode • 7 huge maps • 128 players on PS5, XSX, PC • 64 players on PS4, XBO • Dynamic events: Destructive tornadoes, visibility-altering sandstorms, enhanced terrain deformationFandom (@getFANDOM)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 15:40 +0000
Code review is a skill. It takes practice.Laurie (@laurieontech)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 14:07 +0000
If a random stranger isn't arguing with you, are you really on Twitter?
Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 07:45 +0000
Look employers there is one reason and one reason only I’m coming back to the office. To find out how tall everyone isJoe Hart 🏳️🌈 (@JoeHart)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 10:44 +0000
Based on my friend, the lovely @ChloeCondon 😂Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 22:42 +0000
if u said ass hmu
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genuine science y’all…ass or tiddies
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julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 02:57 +0000
Today we are announcing the GA release of #Terraform 1.0. This marks a major milestone for interoperability, ease of upgrades, and maintenance for your automation workflows for what has become a standard for cloud provisioning. #HashiConf hashi.co/3glQiFtHashiCorp (@HashiCorp)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 11:18 +0000
Quickest way to see the root cause of an outage is to check the #hugops hashtag.Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 10:06 +0000
Maybe if he had been called YAML instead of JSON…
Gary Smith (@fl1bbl3)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 08:44 +0000
when I did a brief stint as a PM, I learned a TON of useful skills that I still use as an engineer. fellow engineers: have you ever heard of the "2x2" ("two by two") device for making decisions? if not. pull up a seat! The 2x2 is a sorting tool that starts out like this:Denise Yu (@deniseyu21)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 02:34 +0000
yes, mean JOI edging queen, deny those orgasms
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microdosing hell by waking up every morning
katie ✨ (@katiecantspell)Sun, 06 Jun 2021 22:36 +0000
can we please stop saying “the gender they identify with” and start saying .... gender?
The PS1 startup sound, but as a person (@zenalbatross)Mon, 07 Jun 2021 14:42 +0000
If I were you and I were still a CEO, I would put out this message: Anyone in the company who is unfortunate enough to work for me should quit, and go work for someone who doesn't suck donkey balls
Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 07 Jun 2021 13:34 +0000
Everyone who posts articles from The Guardian: please use dumptheguardian.com instead. All you gotta do is add “dump” to the URL and it’ll link to the Internet Archive version of the story, denying ad revenue and clicks. 😉Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Mon, 07 Jun 2021 08:24 +0000
Aeroplane safety briefing about life jacket: ‘You can hold it in place with the strap’ Jaimi just loudly said to me YOU KNOW HOW TO HOLD IT IN PLACE WITH THE STRAP DONT YA JESS 😱Dr. Jessica Taylor (@DrJessTaylor)Mon, 07 Jun 2021 12:07 +0000
I spent the last 4 hours making this
fem (@femkesvs)Mon, 07 Jun 2021 00:46 +0000
I try to imagine Gates, Bezos or Musk with these backgrounds meant to showcase men at “the height of their powers.” I somehow don’t think they’d go with florals. twitter.com/forbes/status/…Post details
How to represent distinguished women over 50 years of age at the height of their powers? Here's a look behind the photos of the #ForbesOver50: on.forbes.com/6017yJhhUForbes (@Forbes)Sat, 05 Jun 2021 23:13 +0000
Amy Sterner Nelson (@Amy_K_Nelson)Sun, 06 Jun 2021 07:16 +0000
if the linux kernel can be made via fucking mailing list then i'm pretty sure your startup can manage to make a website or whatever remotely
eevee (@eevee)Sun, 06 Jun 2021 18:12 +0000
"how can you program without looking people in the eye??" are you new to this entire profession or
eevee (@eevee)Sun, 06 Jun 2021 18:13 +0000
I guess I am glad that you’re not a CEO then and that I don’t work for you. If you’ve made a mistake so grevious that employees fee the need to publicly shame you into doing the right thing, you’re very likely the problem, not the employees.Jason Goldsmith (@JasonJGoldsmith)Sun, 06 Jun 2021 05:26 +0000
I wish instead of "remote work" we started talking about distributed teams.
Jennifer Davis (@sigje)Sat, 05 Jun 2021 20:02 +0000
Another way to get involved with open source is to write blog posts and unofficial guides, make video tutorials, give talks, provide support. These are things the authors often don't have energy left for, and—unlike code contributions—don't require their time or approval.
🧁🍨 Mark Dalgleish (@markdalgleish)Sat, 05 Jun 2021 12:10 +0000
fr tho i sincerely hope my colleagues that were all day on noise canceling headphones don’t ever have to come to an office again if they don’t wanna
laura bananas (@freezydorito)Sun, 06 Jun 2021 10:16 +0000
straight men who’ve been pegged before....this is your month
kristofer thomas (@kristoferthomas)Sat, 05 Jun 2021 14:45 +0000
I may have left the catnip out... #HollysMankyMoggiesHolly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 06 Jun 2021 01:56 +0000
my life as an edge case
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i am marrying a man whose name is legally one character long. fighting with form validation is about to be the rest of my life. 😭
EricaJoy (@EricaJoy)Sat, 05 Jun 2021 21:34 +0000
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My Tío spent 17 years in prison for a three strikes marijuana charge and then they deported him. He wasn’t allowed to come to my Abuela’s burial. twitter.com/machinepix/sta…Post details
Cannabis pre-roll joint filler by lbs. Distribution.
MachinePix (@MachinePix)Thu, 03 Jun 2021 20:50 +0000
Karla Monterroso 💉💉🎉 (@karlitaliliana)Sat, 05 Jun 2021 15:04 +0000
this is the horniest sign I've ever seen
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i am so intensely obsessed with this image please understand
Bibi✨ (@numeil)Fri, 04 Jun 2021 19:20 +0000
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At the pool & there’s a young girl revising for her exams. We put so much pressure on teenagers. No wonder there’s a mental health crisis in young people.Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Sat, 05 Jun 2021 13:56 +0000
lmao I bet you fucking are
Կարէն (@gjtorikian)Thu, 03 Jun 2021 17:39 +0000
The curl user survey 2021 daniel.haxx.se/blog/2021/05/2… - please consider donating some of your valuable time to help us improve!Daniel 🥌 Stenberg (@bagder)Mon, 24 May 2021 06:01 +0000
Watching politicians talk about tech is always wildly depressing. It’s such a critical part of the infrastructure at this point and the lack of knowledge amongst elected officials is concerning.twitter.com/gregabbott_tx/…Post details
Blockchain is a booming industry that Texas needs to be involved in. I just signed a law for Texas to create a master plan for expanding the blockchain industry in Texas. #Blockchain #Bitcoin #cryptocurrencyGreg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX)Sat, 05 Jun 2021 00:23 +0000
Laurie (@laurieontech)Sat, 05 Jun 2021 02:11 +0000
so we’re just powering through hot drunk trainwreck summer without processing all the grief, I love this for us it’s like Hemingway going to the French Riviera after WWI
Amy (@amyis_trying)Thu, 03 Jun 2021 22:57 +0000
no talk me angy
Tierney Cyren (@bitandbang)Fri, 04 Jun 2021 20:35 +0000
vaibhav sagar (@vbhvsgr)Fri, 04 Jun 2021 14:54 +0000
I was today years old when I learned that the "Sun" in Sun Microsystems was an acronym for Stanford University Network 🤯
Kyle (@Kyleculus)Fri, 04 Jun 2021 02:18 +0000
*laughs in vim*
Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Fri, 04 Jun 2021 12:41 +0000