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Yeah sex is great but have you ever been handed the chance to make the perfect headline and wholeheartedly taken it

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A massive object devastated Uranus a long time ago and it never fully recovered bgr.co/dfKTY7f

BGR.com (@BGR)Tue, 03 Jul 2018 12:51 +0000

ABNORMALLY SPOOKY VƎX (@vexwerewolf)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 23:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/BGR/status/1014129625843294210

Hey BGR dot com, I want you to find the contributor who wrote this article and give me their name, so I can personally ask them how long they waited for a chance to make a joke like this and how good it felt to be given that chance.

ABNORMALLY SPOOKY VƎX (@vexwerewolf)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 23:15 +0000

A massive object devastated Uranus a long time ago and it never fully recovered bgr.co/dfKTY7f

BGR.com (@BGR)Tue, 03 Jul 2018 12:51 +0000

Ever since I’ve seen this when it came out, at least once a day, my brain goes “Logistics” and I despair at the state of the world.

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The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 05:19 GMT

Jan Lehnardt (@janl)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 18:56 +0000

I recently passed on a job offer after 4 rounds of interviews. This company only seemed interested in grilling me on my coding ability (all 4 interviews were technical, live coding sessions) and never asked about the hundred other things I do as part of my life as a dev.

Caitlyn (@thecaitcode)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 18:48 +0000

Unmasked antivaxxers putting vulnerable people at risk through engaging in unsafe food service practices is an indictment of their characters, not a positive PR move. 😒 twitter.com/katiedaviscour…

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NOW: Seattle firefighters and Seattle police officers that were fired for not complying with the vaccine mandate are out feeding the homeless.

Katie Daviscourt🇺🇸 (@KatieDaviscourt)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 17:37 +0000

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 21:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/KatieDaviscourt/status/1450516369984819200

So you’re saying Seattle should use the money they’re saving by not paying police to instead feed the homeless?

NYC ghost🗽 (@NYCdisinterest)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 18:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1450245806724767744

Oscar's wife calls Oscar and Pedro "My two wives♥️"

🍷 Rafa (@pascaloriann)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 00:10 +0000

Oscar Isaac when asked who he’d like to do another space movie with: “I’d have to say my sweet girlfriend Pedro. My girl. That’s my baby.”

Film Updates (@FilmUpdates)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 23:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/pascaloriann/status/1450252949985316873

she’s pegging both of them and I’m so jealous

Queermessiah (@queermessyah)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 01:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/codebytere/status/1450381277060796416

Has this caused offence because it uses the word female instead of woman, because it mentions gender at all, because the preference would be to say ‘non-male’ or something else? I’m interested as I see tweets like this and don’t 100% understand what’s being pointed out.

Your friend Pete (@YourFriendPete)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 13:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/YourFriendPete/status/1450460880852987914

it's not that i'm offended - it's simply that opening an email which indicates that a company's chief or near-chief interest in hiring me is that i'm a woman and not my skillset is pretty offputting!

shelley (@codebytere)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 14:00 +0000

Better headline: Hollywood unable to resist employing a racist, anti-Semitic homophobe. twitter.com/denofgeekus/st…

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BREAKING: Mel Gibson has been tapped to lead the #JohnWick spinoff The Continental on @STARZ What do you think about this casting news? (via @DEADLINE)

Den of Geek News! (@DenofGeekUS)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 18:40 +0000

Jemele Hill (@jemelehill)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 23:13 +0000

Linux has so many built-in password managers: syslog .bash_history .zsh_history .mysql_history …

🇫🇷 Jean-Ph˙ ͜ʟ˙ppe 🇪🇺 (@Jipe_)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 19:28 +0000

What advice would you give to someone leading their first distributed engineering team?

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 01:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/kentcdodds/status/1450373826651492352

Agreed! Not loving how some songs have emoji names because idk how to refer to them but I do love the new album!

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 08:17 +0000

I get Batman is darkness & vengeance, but too many modern adaptations forget to bundle the badass with the empathy. I loved the 90s series where, as dark as things got, there were moments of hope, Batman would kick the crap out of evil, but he'd jump on a chance to rehabilitate.

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quote this with your most unpopular opinion about batman

Ken (@BatmanShilI)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 19:37 +0000

DaveJ.Dixon| voiceactor, Capcom & CapnCommando fan (@Shockdingo)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 17:01 +0000

Batman does not fuck. He is not a playboy. It’s a PR campaign by his big ass monopolistic firm.

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quote this with your most unpopular opinion about batman

Ken (@BatmanShilI)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 19:37 +0000

Edward Ongweso Jr (redacted spooky) (@bigblackjacobin)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 22:50 +0000

A Netflix user will browse the app for 90 seconds and leave if they find nothing. Thumbnail artwork is actually NFLX's most effective lever to influence a viewer's choice. A user will look at one for only 1.8 seconds, so NFLX spends huge to optimize them. Here's a breakdown🧵

Trung Phan 🇨🇦 (@TrungTPhan)Wed, 06 Oct 2021 15:09 +0000

women will study Immanuel Kant but they Kant get imman to treat them uel

john patrick (@john_from_hr)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 21:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1439235262165442560

you should add these to your timeline! :)

ele ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ ) (@dr4g0n_fly3r)Sat, 18 Sep 2021 17:33 +0000

Developers. Please stop referring to the player as “he” in your documentation. Please?

Player 456 (@bengelinas)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 20:58 +0000

Just doing some online shopping... Picking up some loo roll... 14p per what?!

Jo (@ThisIsJoFrank)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 20:39 +0000

TIL: "swag" stands for "stuff we all get"

Frederic 🧊 Branczyk 💉💉 (@fredbrancz)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 18:37 +0000

Woman in Tesco put a divider down on the conveyer belt for the man behind her at the checkout. He didn’t say thank you so she picked it up and put it back and, to be honest, that’s the level of pettiness I can absolutely get behind.

Amanda (@Pandamoanimum)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 14:35 +0000

“We expect the press to hold us accountable…but” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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We expect the press to hold us accountable, given our scale and role in the world. But when reporting misrepresents our actions and motivations, we believe we should correct the record.

Facebook Newsroom (@fbnewsroom)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 17:37 +0000

Kevin Roose (@kevinroose)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 17:53 +0000

hey discord please stop prompting me to join a “student hub” every single time I open the app, I graduated college over 20 years ago now

fluffy 💜 ✪▾̫✪ (@fluffy)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 15:47 +0000

please excuse the messy cable management

maisie spell 🔔 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hiMaisie)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 15:40 +0000

just overheard my boyfriend, who works outside all day, describe me to someone as “an indoor cat”

Kim Kelly (@GrimKim)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 23:18 +0000

Klarna really said “get in debt to buy a costume from a show about debt ❤️”

Paul Black (@paulbIack)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 21:04 +0000

Blogging is fun! Especially when you have a topic that evokes a lot of heartfelt memories and nostalgia and you can talk passionately about for a bit.

Captain Macho Pirate Mick Rackam (@tw2113)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 05:08 +0000

.@AskPayPal You're enabling an attack where someone can steal money intended for you by them signing up for a PayPal account using your email address then setting up 2FA. The email account owner can never recover the PayPal account and its funds. You need to fix this.

🧗‍♂️ Matt Holt (@mholt6)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 01:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1449801852653031428

Woo! Also, amazed at how quick this was. Less than 24 hours after shoving the stick up my nose.

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 06:04 +0000

There are 4 cats in this picture.

Colorado Audrey🔥🦂😷 (@AudreyStJames1)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 17:13 +0000

The house is coming along slowly 🥰

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 13:17 +0000

pov: you're spending the afterlife at the NVM

The National Videoghoul Booseum (@nvmuk)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 14:48 +0000

The #ASL interpreter killed it

NYC angry black latina mom! 🇺🇸🇩🇴🗽 🐝💛 (@urbanmodernism)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 20:15 +0000

“What radicalized you against capitalism?” Watching a guy buy the last PS5 in stock in front of me, then immediately walking it across to the CEX to sell it for profit, which CEX then sells for >2x the RRP. From chatting, both stores are under instruction to just allow it.

Rika ✨ (@NekomimiScience)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 13:56 +0000

It turns out the "Sainsbury's copywriter bad day" story was as predicted: a twee copywriting joke from the tweeest food brand in the business. @trequartbeasta has taken this photo of an actual pack of the product (left) (Image 2 here another example of their writing - be warned)

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A "Sainsbury's copywriter is having a bad day" story has done the rounds (image 1, 2, 3), but... ... the same text was on the Tesco site (image 4). I suspect that likely means this was the actual info from the company (who are well known for their *terrible* copywriting jokes)

dan barker (@danbarker)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 16:51 +0000

dan barker (@danbarker)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 09:08 +0000

A "Sainsbury's copywriter is having a bad day" story has done the rounds (image 1, 2, 3), but... ... the same text was on the Tesco site (image 4). I suspect that likely means this was the actual info from the company (who are well known for their *terrible* copywriting jokes)

dan barker (@danbarker)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 16:51 +0000

Meanwhile on the Sainsbury’s website, their copywriter has had what can only be described as “a bit of a turn”

Angry People in Local Newspapers (@angrypiln)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 16:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/editingemily/status/1449563408542539790

African or European horse?

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 06:40 +0000

I organized a department-wide storytime titled “That Time I Broke Prod” and I think it may have been my favorite hour that I ever spent with colleagues. Normalize talking about failure, and remember that your manager (me) has fucked up way worse than you ever will 🥰

Denise Yu 💉💉 (@deniseyu21)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 22:10 +0000

Charcuterie boards ain’t shit but bougie Lunchables

Michael Harriot (@michaelharriot)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 03:50 +0000

"For ’tis the sport to have the enginer Hoist with his own petard" Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 06:09 +0000

🌍 Global brands care about you very much.

🥃 Larry & Paul 🥃 (@larryandpaul)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 08:56 +0000