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DC Animated (@DC_Animated)Tue, 15 Jun 2021 01:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/mithrasangel/status/1402746791796244481

That would be great, but all I can think of is Picard getting a status report from Luis from Ant-Man.

Pouncy (@_manywaters_)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 06:54 +0000

“CAPTAAAAAIN!!” Captain, my Man the borg are here! We gon die!

UzamakiJ (@UzamakiJ)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 01:10 +0000

well now I need to know if batman eats ass

Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah)Tue, 15 Jun 2021 02:07 +0000

ummm so I broke up with fuckstairs neighbour 😍 🏠 🔑 thanks to everyone who made *this* (and my smart lock stock model career) possible 💞

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Tue, 15 Jun 2021 03:30 +0000

If going down makes you a villain, then charge me with aiding and abetting the enemy, I guess. I have high standards for myself.

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DC asked the #HarleyQuinn team to remove a scene from Season 3 in which Batman performs oral sex on Catwoman. Why? "Heroes don't do that" @justin_halpern @PMSchumacker variety.com/2021/tv/featur…

Joe Otterson (@JoeOtterson)Mon, 14 Jun 2021 17:46 +0000

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Mon, 14 Jun 2021 20:39 +0000

DC asked the #HarleyQuinn team to remove a scene from Season 3 in which Batman performs oral sex on Catwoman. Why? "Heroes don't do that" @justin_halpern @PMSchumacker variety.com/2021/tv/featur…

Joe Otterson (@JoeOtterson)Mon, 14 Jun 2021 17:46 +0000

A huge part of why I don’t post about tech very often anymore is I don’t want to attract more tech followers because they’re toxic as hell.

Moriah Maney (@moriahmaney)Mon, 14 Jun 2021 17:38 +0000

Apple banned Grindr from the App Store. Starting the day after tomorrow you won’t be able to buy and sell erotica on eBay. Texas just functionally banned strippers under 21 and abortion. We are descending into a Christian dystopia and y’all don’t want to see it. They won’t stop.

#WokeMob (@VeeChattie)Sun, 13 Jun 2021 21:25 +0000

In addition to a fantastic talk from @jbjon, Tech Nottingham tonight sees the return of Know Your Audience - our over-ambitious everybody-plays virtual gameshow! technottingham.com/events/tech-no…

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 14 Jun 2021 08:12 +0000

the quad damage spawns at the top of the pillars

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I take you on a tour of my house but every room looks like this

Esoterrorist (@NullMemories)Sat, 12 Jun 2021 05:22 +0000

maisie🔔 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hiMaisie)Sun, 13 Jun 2021 16:55 +0000

i am SCREAMIN omg

🌟 GINA TONIC 🌟 (@GlNATONIC)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 21:13 +0000

“M a r v” (@MarvinDeux)Sun, 13 Jun 2021 18:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/THEAP99/status/1403737026286047235

Gasp They made a small compromise that barely matters Call the government, Biden must not let them GOTY Yikes guy

Evan Hill 🌱 Hats. On. Dinosaurs. (@EHillGameDesign)Sat, 12 Jun 2021 17:42 +0000

Here it is. The greatest response in the history of Twitter. It can be shut down now.

John Phipps, The Most Important Man in the World (@GameDadJP)Sun, 13 Jun 2021 01:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/JXandr/status/1403406849131614217

Jesus christ xander let up a little

GK TV⚜️ (@sucks_richard)Sat, 12 Jun 2021 04:43 +0000

Nothing has thickened my skin or tested my patience like being a woman software engineer who posts stuff on the internet lol

Ali Spittel 🐞 (@ASpittel)Sun, 13 Jun 2021 14:08 +0000

Unpopular opinion: <some absolute bollocks opinion by some tech industry schlub, completely disconnected with the real world>

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Sun, 13 Jun 2021 07:09 +0000

Anyone eligible to get vaccinated can head over to the Forest Rec today, 8am-6pm, to #GrabAJab and get a first dose of the Pfizer vaccine – there’s no need to book! A free hourly shuttle bus will run to the vaccination site between Radford, Arboretum, Hyson Green and St Ann’s.

🌈My Nottingham (@MyNottingham)Sun, 13 Jun 2021 09:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/RileySeaburg/status/1403797282491932673

I'm glad we got people like you verified somehow to come post shitty platitudes about how it's all in our head instead of the many women in tech out here giving useful advice every day. You couldn't have proved this tweet harder dude

Selene Xenia (@salynnedyon)Sat, 12 Jun 2021 19:50 +0000

OH

Audrey Renée Bentley (@BentleyAudrey)Sat, 12 Jun 2021 01:39 +0000

✅ First dose of the Super Solider Serum done 💉 Fuck you, COVID.

Pauline P. Narvas 💜🇵🇭 (@paulienuh)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 09:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/thepizzataco/status/1403213889769254915

Sounds like my Tupperware cabinet

Shoots Loads and Leaves 🐼🍃 (@TomFTL)Fri, 11 Jun 2021 22:01 +0000

throwback to that time a Google recruiter reached out to me after seeing my GitHub profile this was several months ago, but it’s only just dawned on me that they must’ve seen my profile full of abandoned projects and thought “yep, that’s Google material right there” 😂

Luna 🏳️‍🌈 (@lunasorcery)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 16:45 +0000

“How a coastline 100 million years ago influences modern election results in Alabama”

Jackie’s voting for Maya Wiley 🗳 (@find_evil)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 21:45 +0000

👋 I'm gay and this is some of my coming out story. link.medium.com/YQIkh2fGYgb It's been a lot to process. But phew! Here's to #Pride2021

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 15:42 +0000

okay - last meeting as an @Experian_UK employee! Off tomorrow and then on Monday I start my new journey as a Tech Architect for @BJSSLtd Swapping one great team for another, but definitely a big, exciting and slightly scary change. Lots to learn and no comfort zone for a bit😁

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 14:47 +0000

Ahahahahahahaha Fastly is the name of the service that went down 😅

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 22:02 +0000

Did Apple announce native container / Docker support this year at WWDC? They didn’t? Ah, I guess nobody uses containers anyway so no problem… 🙄

Pelle Wessman (@voxpelli)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 12:30 +0000

Someone has literally recreated Photoshop feature for feature, for free, in the browser 🤯 photopea.com

Andrew Wilkinson (@awilkinson)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 21:32 +0000

The #Bitcoin2021 conference is called “BitCoin 2021” because if they put the word “con” in the name it would be saying the quiet part out loud.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 08:37 +0000

here's something to say when you receive some particularly exquisite nudes new panties just dropped you're welcome

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 04:45 +0000

#BATTLEFIELD2042 drops Oct. 22 • No campaign mode • 7 huge maps • 128 players on PS5, XSX, PC • 64 players on PS4, XBO • Dynamic events: Destructive tornadoes, visibility-altering sandstorms, enhanced terrain deformation

Fandom (@getFANDOM)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 15:40 +0000

Code review is a skill. It takes practice.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 14:07 +0000

If a random stranger isn't arguing with you, are you really on Twitter?

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 07:45 +0000

Look employers there is one reason and one reason only I’m coming back to the office. To find out how tall everyone is

Joe Hart 🏳️‍🌈 (@JoeHart)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 10:44 +0000

Based on my friend, the lovely @ChloeCondon 😂

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 22:42 +0000

if u said ass hmu

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genuine science y’all…ass or tiddies

₆⁶₆ (@convicterror)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 01:57 +0000

julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 02:57 +0000

Today we are announcing the GA release of #Terraform 1.0. This marks a major milestone for interoperability, ease of upgrades, and maintenance for your automation workflows for what has become a standard for cloud provisioning. #HashiConf hashi.co/3glQiFt

HashiCorp (@HashiCorp)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 11:18 +0000

Quickest way to see the root cause of an outage is to check the #hugops hashtag.

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 10:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/ianmiell/status/1402178750003957765

Maybe if he had been called YAML instead of JSON…

Gary Smith (@fl1bbl3)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 08:44 +0000

when I did a brief stint as a PM, I learned a TON of useful skills that I still use as an engineer. fellow engineers: have you ever heard of the "2x2" ("two by two") device for making decisions? if not. pull up a seat! The 2x2 is a sorting tool that starts out like this:

Denise Yu (@deniseyu21)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 02:34 +0000

yes, mean JOI edging queen, deny those orgasms

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Tue, 08 Jun 2021 02:03 +0000

microdosing hell by waking up every morning

katie ✨ (@katiecantspell)Sun, 06 Jun 2021 22:36 +0000

can we please stop saying “the gender they identify with” and start saying .... gender?

The PS1 startup sound, but as a person (@zenalbatross)Mon, 07 Jun 2021 14:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/DavidSacks/status/1401344297429999618

If I were you and I were still a CEO, I would put out this message: Anyone in the company who is unfortunate enough to work for me should quit, and go work for someone who doesn't suck donkey balls

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 07 Jun 2021 13:34 +0000

Everyone who posts articles from The Guardian: please use dumptheguardian.com instead. All you gotta do is add “dump” to the URL and it’ll link to the Internet Archive version of the story, denying ad revenue and clicks. 😉

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Mon, 07 Jun 2021 08:24 +0000

Aeroplane safety briefing about life jacket: ‘You can hold it in place with the strap’ Jaimi just loudly said to me YOU KNOW HOW TO HOLD IT IN PLACE WITH THE STRAP DONT YA JESS 😱

Dr. Jessica Taylor (@DrJessTaylor)Mon, 07 Jun 2021 12:07 +0000