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How it really is on that app 😭

Ser Ramsey (@DrizzleGawd)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 00:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/1417569414891941889

The new GPU has three slots labeled "DP" and if you ask me that is too much at once

mcc (@mcclure111)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 19:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/JeepHokie23/status/1417249726051856389

Except yes it does. It continues the spread to those others not vaccinated and increases the chances of mutation (variants).

Matt Archbold (@archbold23)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 22:31 +0000

🚀 Today we are announcing the launch of the AWS Cost Leaderboard at leaderboard.vantage.sh. The AWS Cost Leaderboard shows what AWS services cost customers the most in aggregate for the trailing 30 days and is updated daily.

Vantage (@JoinVantage)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 17:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/beep/status/1417489350837866506

Ethan Marcotte (@beep)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 14:22 +0000

in space, nobody can hear you evade taxes

Ethan Marcotte (@beep)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 14:19 +0000

When the "threats" are mainly tweets from anonymous single-figure troll accounts and - despite knowing this - you publicly link these trolls with the vulnerable trans community... well, I think we can all safely say that your faux concerns are rooted in deep transphobia. twitter.com/jk_rowling/sta…

Charlie Don't Surf (@whalecoiner)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 11:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/rhiannonbluebab/status/1407244514356514817

For GRR Martin to finish 'Winds of Winter' after leaving his fans at a cliff hanger since 2011

Yellow Blob (@doomhiker)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 20:42 +0000

It feels really surreal (and not in a good way) to be living in a country that is actively trying to infect young adults and children with Covid. I just can't imagine ever being ok with it.

Prof. Christina Pagel (@chrischirp)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 19:34 +0000

(sings: wake me up INSIDE)

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“Are you ok?” My body’s check engine light has been on since I was 14 please don’t ask me that

one giant size shit bitch bear (@idontclairee_)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 01:58 +0000

Jacky Alciné (@jackyalcine)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 05:38 +0000

I have no idea what's going on & it honestly doesn't matter because this is hilarious

Mikki Kendall (@Karnythia)Tue, 20 Jul 2021 05:40 +0000

The land that classifies pizza as one of your five-a-day and gives guns out as the prizes in cereal boxes warns that the UK is a bit too fucking risky. That’s quite the sobering thought.

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NEW: 🇺🇸 CDC places UK on level 4 (its highest level of Covid travel advisory indicating “very high” Covid rates) and advises Americans to “avoid travel to the United Kingdom.”

Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 17:17 +0000

Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 18:09 +0000

I would say this matches my experience when I was job searching in London with a similar amount of development experience Understand these are the numbers you might be looking at, and don't get discouraged. It's all practice.

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So my job search is over for now this is what it looks like in numbers. 60 job applications 💪 17 rejections 😭 6 applications that I dropped out of 😤 36 unknown 😑 1 signed 🥳 15+ interviews 😁 Thread 🧵⬇️

Andrew Baisden ♐️ (@andrewbaisden)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 10:00 +0000

Trisha Gee (@trisha_gee)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 20:33 +0000

When ISIS did shit like this it was decried as a crime against humanity by the western press

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Israel just destroyed the oldest known Canaanite cemetery in Palestine, a 4,200-year old site, to build an Israeli-settlers-only road. This is a war crime. The occupation regime is literally erasing Palestine’s history as the world looks on in silence.

Sarah Abdallah (@sahouraxo)Sun, 18 Jul 2021 19:01 +0000

OnlyDans (@DanWei55)Sun, 18 Jul 2021 19:03 +0000

For anyone saying JK Rowling isn't doing any harm with her transphobia, you have no fucking clue

Lily Simpson (@LilySimpson1312)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 04:25 +0000

Lenchu ★「JoJosús」 (@LenchuChu)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 11:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/Eljay2602/status/1417108691569061889

So the “my body, my choice” only applies to you and not to anyone else?

OnlyZans (@OnlyZans)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 13:54 +0000

Are your social skills rusty? Mine aren’t, so I partnered with @EE to offer hot tips to help you move from whatsapp chats to socialising IRL - #whenitcounts you can count on EE.

Stevie Martin (@5tevieM)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 14:12 +0000

DID CNN JUST DO THAT

sor ★彡 by a river somewhere (@YaiSor)Tue, 17 Mar 2020 10:41 GMT

can i get a "i survived reading the comments on an article about the pregnant man emoji" badge?

@ellenkorbes (@ellenkorbes)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 11:53 +0000

After promises that the introduction of Nigel Farage will increase viewer numbers tenfold, there’s an awkward moment as GB News producers work out 0 x 10.

Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 11:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/walkingjalopy/status/1416957916330881025

i love my job as a guard with clearance to access the high-security wing. i also love going to the closest bar by the facility for after-work drinks, and having a bafflingly alluring woman beckon me into the bathroom for what’s surely going to be a good time

Pattern Ignorer (@erasmusNYT)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 03:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/erasmusNYT/status/1416961855025725441

Can't wait to get off from my shift at the Plastic Magneto Prison oh wait Rebecca Romjin is chatting me up

Boyd Robertson (@brstreetfighter)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 03:36 +0000

I hate when dates are just talk about boring work stuff like passwords and guard rotations at the research facility you work at

one note parody account devolved into railing abou (@walkingjalopy)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 03:07 +0000

Spectacular.

Guffers (@gavmacn)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 14:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/PythonResponder/status/1416911827750068232

GPL force you to publish source code only if you distribute your version to the customer/client.

kost (@k0st)Mon, 19 Jul 2021 08:09 +0000

Bro you can’t tell me i’m not in a Movie or Show when these come on

Underrated Af: The Remix (@_TooUnderratedX)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 01:25 +0000

Fourth International House of Pancakes (@semperposts)Wed, 14 Jul 2021 23:24 +0000

Tabs vs Spaces

Pavol Rusnak ⚡🟩 (@pavolrusnak)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 22:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/BREElluminati/status/1415773738335887363

This gotta be a favorite of mine

Solenya (@tgijoseph)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 23:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/BREElluminati/status/1415773738335887363

🗣EAT THE RICH(Minus Beyoncé & the Obamas) (@SashaLG)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 12:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/AchmadXO/status/1416774976447856648

oh no twitter user @AchmadXO is uninstalling apex what will we ever do

crispy (@jamesiscrispy)Sun, 18 Jul 2021 15:01 +0000

A reminder to y'all 🙃

Cake is Kate. Always has been. 💫 (@kefimochi)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 18:00 +0000

Great. We got hacked.

Ben Marshall (@notbenmarshall)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 16:04 +0000

Two Nuns @images_ai #VQGAN #AI #artwork #MachineLearning

Plesmorade (@Xochipi25812403)Sun, 18 Jul 2021 03:20 +0000

Site: Choose a password Me: oGUWi4!N^*5!y7MkiZnr Site: Must be under 13 letters Me: Pye8z#&9F2Ta Site: No symbols Me: TrbqhSVthFoP Site: No pasting Me: 123456

Jon Kuperman (@jkup)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 20:22 +0000

I patiently await the day when I can tell someone I don’t want kids and they don’t reply with “you may change your mind/want one later.” Apparently you can choose to have kids when you’re young, but if you’re 30 and choose not to have kids you’re too young to make that decision.

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 19:18 +0000

Just fucking incredible that the Health Secretary is announcing he has mild covid thanks to two jabs 2 days before throwing open the nightclubs and removing all masks while half the population are not double jabbed

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 12:57 +0000

Sajid Javid is indeed lucky he’s had two vaccine doses and his symptoms are mild. But what about the 47% of the population who are not yet “double jabbed”? Javid is literally advertising the wisdom of postponing so-called Freedom Day until more of us are vaccinated 🤷‍♀️

Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 13:04 +0000

Against the advice of 1200 international experts double jabbed Sajid Javid is lifting all restrictions on a PARTIALLY vaccinated population in 48 hours, having just tested positive himself for covid. #HealthSecretary

Katy (@KatyJayne101)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 14:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/pocketcasts/status/922291217622355968

Uhm, cool... Should I ask for my paid fee back and go find a podcast app that doesn't insult my career?

Jessica Mauerhan (@JessicaMauerhan)Mon, 23 Oct 2017 02:39 +0000

big boob

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What are you Twitter “famous” for?

Polynesian Sauce P (@officialPdotH)Mon, 12 Jul 2021 18:25 +0000

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Tue, 13 Jul 2021 01:47 +0000

this guy on tiktok rated emergency alarm sounds from different countries and there's no reason it should be this funny 💀

setota h (@setotah)Mon, 12 Jul 2021 17:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/darlngal/status/1416196928002527239

Monkeypox virus is a double-stranded DNA, zoonotic virus and a species of the genus Orthopoxvirus in the family Poxviridae. It is one of the human orthopoxviruses that includes variola, cowpox, and vaccinia viruses. I hope this clears it up for you. If it does, explain it to me.

fistofgreatness (@fistofgreatness)Sat, 17 Jul 2021 01:28 +0000

In one photo.

P. Friedlingstein (@PFriedling)Thu, 15 Jul 2021 19:10 +0000

My mom used to think putting nail polish on my nail would keep me from suckin my thumb. Now I eat ass. Everyone lost that battle.

ashy daddy (@Thundercat)Fri, 16 Jul 2021 17:30 +0000