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A Netflix user will browse the app for 90 seconds and leave if they find nothing. Thumbnail artwork is actually NFLX's most effective lever to influence a viewer's choice. A user will look at one for only 1.8 seconds, so NFLX spends huge to optimize them. Here's a breakdown🧵

Trung Phan 🇨🇦 (@TrungTPhan)Wed, 06 Oct 2021 15:09 +0000

women will study Immanuel Kant but they Kant get imman to treat them uel

john patrick (@john_from_hr)Tue, 29 Dec 2020 21:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/CIA/status/1439235262165442560

you should add these to your timeline! :)

ele ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ ) (@dr4g0n_fly3r)Sat, 18 Sep 2021 17:33 +0000

Developers. Please stop referring to the player as “he” in your documentation. Please?

Player 456 (@bengelinas)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 20:58 +0000

Just doing some online shopping... Picking up some loo roll... 14p per what?!

Jo (@ThisIsJoFrank)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 20:39 +0000

TIL: "swag" stands for "stuff we all get"

Frederic 🧊 Branczyk 💉💉 (@fredbrancz)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 18:37 +0000

Woman in Tesco put a divider down on the conveyer belt for the man behind her at the checkout. He didn’t say thank you so she picked it up and put it back and, to be honest, that’s the level of pettiness I can absolutely get behind.

Amanda (@Pandamoanimum)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 14:35 +0000

“We expect the press to hold us accountable…but” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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We expect the press to hold us accountable, given our scale and role in the world. But when reporting misrepresents our actions and motivations, we believe we should correct the record.

Facebook Newsroom (@fbnewsroom)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 17:37 +0000

Kevin Roose (@kevinroose)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 17:53 +0000

hey discord please stop prompting me to join a “student hub” every single time I open the app, I graduated college over 20 years ago now

fluffy 💜 ✪▾̫✪ (@fluffy)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 15:47 +0000

please excuse the messy cable management

maisie spell 🔔 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hiMaisie)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 15:40 +0000

just overheard my boyfriend, who works outside all day, describe me to someone as “an indoor cat”

Kim Kelly (@GrimKim)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 23:18 +0000

Klarna really said “get in debt to buy a costume from a show about debt ❤️”

Paul Black (@paulbIack)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 21:04 +0000

Blogging is fun! Especially when you have a topic that evokes a lot of heartfelt memories and nostalgia and you can talk passionately about for a bit.

Captain Macho Pirate Mick Rackam (@tw2113)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 05:08 +0000

.@AskPayPal You're enabling an attack where someone can steal money intended for you by them signing up for a PayPal account using your email address then setting up 2FA. The email account owner can never recover the PayPal account and its funds. You need to fix this.

🧗‍♂️ Matt Holt (@mholt6)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 01:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1449801852653031428

Woo! Also, amazed at how quick this was. Less than 24 hours after shoving the stick up my nose.

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 18 Oct 2021 06:04 +0000

There are 4 cats in this picture.

Colorado Audrey🔥🦂😷 (@AudreyStJames1)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 17:13 +0000

The house is coming along slowly 🥰

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 13:17 +0000

pov: you're spending the afterlife at the NVM

The National Videoghoul Booseum (@nvmuk)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 14:48 +0000

The #ASL interpreter killed it

NYC angry black latina mom! 🇺🇸🇩🇴🗽 🐝💛 (@urbanmodernism)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 20:15 +0000

“What radicalized you against capitalism?” Watching a guy buy the last PS5 in stock in front of me, then immediately walking it across to the CEX to sell it for profit, which CEX then sells for >2x the RRP. From chatting, both stores are under instruction to just allow it.

Rika ✨ (@NekomimiScience)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 13:56 +0000

It turns out the "Sainsbury's copywriter bad day" story was as predicted: a twee copywriting joke from the tweeest food brand in the business. @trequartbeasta has taken this photo of an actual pack of the product (left) (Image 2 here another example of their writing - be warned)

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A "Sainsbury's copywriter is having a bad day" story has done the rounds (image 1, 2, 3), but... ... the same text was on the Tesco site (image 4). I suspect that likely means this was the actual info from the company (who are well known for their *terrible* copywriting jokes)

dan barker (@danbarker)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 16:51 +0000

dan barker (@danbarker)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 09:08 +0000

A "Sainsbury's copywriter is having a bad day" story has done the rounds (image 1, 2, 3), but... ... the same text was on the Tesco site (image 4). I suspect that likely means this was the actual info from the company (who are well known for their *terrible* copywriting jokes)

dan barker (@danbarker)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 16:51 +0000

Meanwhile on the Sainsbury’s website, their copywriter has had what can only be described as “a bit of a turn”

Angry People in Local Newspapers (@angrypiln)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 16:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/editingemily/status/1449563408542539790

African or European horse?

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 06:40 +0000

I organized a department-wide storytime titled “That Time I Broke Prod” and I think it may have been my favorite hour that I ever spent with colleagues. Normalize talking about failure, and remember that your manager (me) has fucked up way worse than you ever will 🥰

Denise Yu 💉💉 (@deniseyu21)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 22:10 +0000

Charcuterie boards ain’t shit but bougie Lunchables

Michael Harriot (@michaelharriot)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 03:50 +0000

"For ’tis the sport to have the enginer Hoist with his own petard" Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 17 Oct 2021 06:09 +0000

🌍 Global brands care about you very much.

🥃 Larry & Paul 🥃 (@larryandpaul)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 08:56 +0000

I'd like to replace the word "requirement" with the word "conversation". Instead of reaction to a bug being "we missed that requirement", what if it was "we missed that conversation". Because we did, we missed the conversation. And conversations are on *us*.

Maaret Pyhäjärvi (@maaretp)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 08:48 +0000

what can i say, women love women who love women

Cloudy☁️ (estrogen pirate) (@oncloud_e)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 00:18 +0000

open source devs be like "I'm gonna make this class private" so much for open source huh

GAMER  (@__eater__)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:28 +0000

Glow up? This woman has always been extremely beautiful

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Adele’s glow up is crazy 😳

Septimus Prime 🐐 (@septimusajprime)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 14:24 +0000

alake (@mayo_yemi)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:13 +0000

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 13:04 +0000

My blog has more words of content than the first three Harry Potter books combined. Or more than the 5th book (the longest Harry Potter book). So that's neat.

Kent C. Dodds (@kentcdodds)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 12:54 +0000

I don't mean to boast, but I got retweeted by the official #GBBO account yesterday. That's right. I'm a big fucking deal now. I'm pretty much the new Mary Berry! #Tweet100

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This is a public service announcement: maltloaf exists. #GBBO twitter.com/ThatWriterJon/…

British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 16:21 +0000

Jon McGreevy (@ThatWriterJon)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 09:55 +0000

I love that the name orangutan means "human of the forest" or “forest person” in the Malay language. They were just like “oh yeah that’s the forest guy” and it’s an orangutan

Roxy (@RoxyTall)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 12:05 +0000

if you see this, post your smile glo up

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if you see this, post your smile glo up

jade(d) (@lilkittyjadee)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 18:14 +0000

maisie spell 🔔 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hiMaisie)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 07:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1448920869674405907

something something, “if you want to be a girl you can just be a girl”

maisie spell 🔔 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hiMaisie)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 08:10 +0000

explaining to everyone at this kubecon dinner that i have a full time job as an accountant

kris nóva (@krisnova)Fri, 15 Oct 2021 05:13 +0000

mother goose

Kat Cosgrave 🪦 (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 13 Oct 2021 21:32 +0000

whenever you see a startup who you didn’t join at seed stage goes public, take solace in the possibility that they’d not have succeeded had you joined

can (@can)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 14:48 +0000

This is (one of many reasons) why Government websites need proper vulnerability disclosure programmes. We (CDDO) are looking at security.txt github.com/alphagov/open-… It's already deployed on some .gov.uk websites.

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A reporter at @stltoday discovered a flaw in a state website that risked exposure of teacher Social Security numbers. He notified the state of the problem and it was fixed. Today, @GovParsonMO labeled the reporter a 'hacker' & vowed criminal prosecution. missouriindependent.com/2021/10/14/mis…

Jason Hancock (@J_Hancock)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 15:32 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/GovParsonMO/status/1448697775068229635

Nothing was "converted" or "decoded." You literally open a web page, right click, and select "view source code." The SSNs were plainly visible.

This Is Exhausting (@SHockeyfan)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/GovParsonMO/status/1448697775068229635

Accessing publicly available information is not hacking. By having the information so easily available, the website did implicitly grant permission to view it.

Ryan King (@rexaliquid)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:42 +0000

Oh word? Every time I've accidentally hit F12 I was hacking? I am a master hacker now. Bow before me.

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https://twitter.com/GovParsonMO/status/1448697772799049730

A hacker is someone who gains unauthorized access to information or content. This individual did not have permission to do what they did. They had no authorization to convert and decode the code.

Governor Mike Parson (@GovParsonMO)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:10 +0000

High King Pilnokula, An Even Meaner Bisexual 🦇 (@Pilnok)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:29 +0000

Kubecon is having your Twitter feed in person near you.

Jaana Dogan at KubeCon ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Thu, 14 Oct 2021 17:38 +0000