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Some of you have never had to schedule dedicated time each month in your calendar to remove all the "nice boobs"/"she's cute"/"can she actually code?"/"get back in the kitchen" comments from your technical videos on YouTube, and honestly? It shows.

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Tue, 10 Aug 2021 20:50 +0000

💀💀💀

Jana ''Trash Monster'' Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY (@ugobananas)Tue, 10 Aug 2021 17:25 +0000

Hear me out here, but if your staff work from home, saving you money in office rental, insurance, IT costs, utility bills, etc etc, shouldn’t they be getting a pay rise rather than a pay cut?

Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew)Mon, 09 Aug 2021 12:24 +0000

This is your reminder that a butt-load is a real thing

John Wetzel (@johnwetzel)Sun, 08 Aug 2021 15:55 +0000

Is anyone else a bit depressed? I thought this was going to be hot girl summer and what we got was variant summer. I just feel sad. I want to sit on a beach with my friends without worrying about bringing a deadly disease to my kid.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Sun, 08 Aug 2021 22:23 +0000

Confident that we’ll all do our bit to tackle the climate crisis given that people have spent the last two years pissing their pants about having to wear a bit of cloth over their face around the Big Tesco to stop their Nan from doing a dead

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Mon, 09 Aug 2021 09:25 +0000

“Did I hear the hose?” 😅

Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_)Sun, 08 Aug 2021 07:37 +0000

The government could easily end homelessness they just choose not to.

The socialist sailor🌹 BLM🇵🇸🌈 (@paulrob91017199)Sun, 08 Aug 2021 11:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/skamille/status/1424356973605236750

willman (@willmanduffy)Sun, 08 Aug 2021 13:12 +0000

The great thing about The Expanse being on Amazon Prime is you get to enjoy a show about nightmarish space capitalism *and* fund the real thing.

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Sun, 08 Aug 2021 09:10 +0000

Humans: we must do everything we can to save the pandas Pandas:

Taffin (@Ballymoran)Sun, 23 May 2021 17:07 +0000

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy)Tue, 08 Dec 2020 05:19 GMT

A good manager should never surprise you. Never ever. Not during performance reviews. Not during re-orgs. You should always know where you stand and where you're going.

Lily (@lilykonings)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 19:58 +0000

I made a book! It got shortlisted for an award! It's red! PDF version is here: sparkleclass.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/autist…

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Fri, 14 May 2021 11:35 +0000

Thanks Yosemite. You're still spectacular.

Verne Kopytoff (@vkopytoff)Thu, 05 Aug 2021 19:54 +0000

Best explanation of SemVer I've seen yet: FAILS.FEATURES.BUGS

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https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1423677380694986761

Absolutely. The thing about semver major version numbers are that they don't mean new stuff, they're a permanent reminder of how many times you got the API wrong. Semver doesn't mean MAJOR.MINOR.PATCH, it means FAILS.FEATURES.BUGS

Will McGugan (@willmcgugan)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 16:13 +0000

Simon Willison (@simonw)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 16:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1423677380694986761

Absolutely. The thing about semver major version numbers are that they don't mean new stuff, they're a permanent reminder of how many times you got the API wrong. Semver doesn't mean MAJOR.MINOR.PATCH, it means FAILS.FEATURES.BUGS

Will McGugan (@willmcgugan)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 16:13 +0000

Its Christmas Eve in Twitter-land, which can only mean one thing, time to put out my sausage roll nativity scene.

Andy (@Andy_Westfield)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 19:36 +0000

Nothing will have as big an impact on your life (and everyone else’s) in the next 5, 10, 30 years as CLIMATE. Nothing. Climate change is the one thing that will shape all else: health, economy, security, nations, everything. Please think well about who you vote, how you live.

Peter Bihr (@peterbihr)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 09:05 +0000

Alfredo Rivera’s Pulitzer is already in the post

Oli Dugmore (@OliDugmore)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 07:38 +0000

RT @HEXED25 Me after hearing about the delta plus variant

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 06:24 +0000

Post an image of yourself as the leader of an underground organization without downloading any new pictures…

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Post an image of yourself as the leader of an underground organization without downloading any new pictures… twitter.com/frivolous_circ…

Geek Mom Projects (@GeekMomProjects)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 05:20 +0000

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Fri, 06 Aug 2021 05:45 +0000

the album art for “The Expanse: The Collector’s Edition” fuckin’ slaps

Emily Strickland (@emilyst@social.emilylilyli.me) (@emilyst)Thu, 05 Aug 2021 05:49 +0000

Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken 🐓🚗 it is bigger than the car

Leo Xander (@STALLE0N)Tue, 03 Aug 2021 16:00 +0000

just occurred to me that a great way to boost engagement with a feature is to constantly pretend that it’s being removed tomorrow

yan (@bcrypt)Wed, 04 Aug 2021 06:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/brendanfosberry/status/1422567422368698373

Of course I am withdrawing, and to be absolutely clear it's not because of "attention". I am not going to be on a line-up with someone with sexist, racist views Sadly I don't have psychic powers, so I didn't know until the line-up was published

Liz Rice 🐝 (@lizrice)Tue, 03 Aug 2021 16:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1422558058203521024

“No Agile bullshit, just bigotry!!”

matty stratton, charismatic grifter on pto (@mattstratton)Tue, 03 Aug 2021 14:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/UnicornCoding/status/1422590252418539522

I’m pretty sure you’d get less declining if you didn’t have the keynote speaker you chose, just saying.

matty stratton, charismatic grifter on pto (@mattstratton)Tue, 03 Aug 2021 16:12 +0000

Good thing I’m not tweeting about tech this week or else I might have to call out devternity.com for pretty much all white dudes as speakers. Given who they have listed at the top it doesn’t surprise me at all. Good thing I’m not tweeting about tech this week.

matty stratton, charismatic grifter on pto (@mattstratton)Tue, 03 Aug 2021 14:00 +0000

RT @KatyMontgomerie

My calendar: IT'S A BANK HOLIDAY 🥳🥳 * ᶦⁿ ˢᶜᵒᵗˡᵃⁿᵈ

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 02 Aug 2021 10:06 +0000

Um, Seer, can we get an autograph? 🥺

Apex Legends (@PlayApex)Tue, 03 Aug 2021 19:00 +0000

The dark side strikes back in a terrifying way this October. 🎃 LEGO Star Wars Terrifying Tales, an Original Special, starts streaming October 1 on @disneyplus.

LEGO (@LEGO_Group)Tue, 03 Aug 2021 13:06 +0000

Okay this is getting out of hand

Dr. Jacqueline Nolis (@skyetetra)Sat, 31 Jul 2021 17:20 +0000

does anyone put googly eyes on their webcam to help with eye contact

Sophie Alpert (@sophiebits)Mon, 02 Aug 2021 17:58 +0000

Scottish distillery tour guide doesn't give a fuck

Eleanor Morton (@EleanorMorton)Tue, 06 Jul 2021 17:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/Hawkzu/status/1422254441038848003

Then why do you have notifs on

⭐️Jules ⭐️ (@guzzlegore)Mon, 02 Aug 2021 17:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/rawkode/status/1422216687424872452

I am not sure whether Daniel has any bandwidth these days. Last 1.5 have been pretty complicated to anyone, and we need more maintainers in @jenkinsci . Any contributions like reviews and testing would be appreciated, and maybe even adopting the plugin. jenkins.io/doc/developer/…

Oleg Nenashev (@oleg_nenashev)Mon, 02 Aug 2021 15:26 +0000

I'm starting to see incidents as essential for knowledge sharing. If you're not experiencing any, it then makes sense to periodically introduce controlled incidents to learn about your infrastructure and how it behaves. Note: Hardly an original thought/realisation.

Lou ☁️ 👨‍💻🏋️‍♂️🎸🚴🏻‍♂️🏍 (@loujaybee)Mon, 02 Aug 2021 12:41 +0000

Truth-bomb right there from girlsunitedforchange.com

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 02 Aug 2016 10:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/mordredbestgirl/status/1421942443889635335

You won’t last more than 45 seconds

Loon🍁 (@Runechi)Sun, 01 Aug 2021 22:15 +0000

Ok @AscentTheGame is amazing. I initially dismissed it, because the first 10 minutes are kind of slow. I thought it would be dull. It’s absolutely amazing, it’s twin-stick Cyberpunk Diablo without the grindy boring parts. The graphics are absolutely extraordinary. Recommended.

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 02 Aug 2021 02:36 +0000

Re: making friends in adulthood. I have no idea how to do it, maybe I should try to fall back to kindergarten's strategy: "hey, do you wanna be friends?"

Daniela Petruzalek🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@danicat83)Mon, 02 Aug 2021 08:42 +0000

wow

Gustavo Serrano (@gooz25)Mon, 02 Aug 2021 00:02 +0000

This gave me chills, 3rd and 4th runners accelerated in the most iconic way. twitter.com/nimkoali/statu…

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Black women make team US. 🖤

Nimco Ali (OBE) 🔻 (@NimkoAli)Sun, 01 Aug 2021 09:13 +0000

Jameela Jamil 🌈 (@jameelajamil)Sun, 01 Aug 2021 12:51 +0000

Always be sure to provide ample parking when presenting a google doc

Adam Leventhal (@ahl)Thu, 29 Jul 2021 23:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/TheFirstOkiro/status/1421228581104066564

The prequel trilogy had the BEST teaser posters!

Okiro (@TheFirstOkiro)Fri, 30 Jul 2021 22:17 +0000