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alexa🧸 (@hoelyfeel)Thu, 26 Aug 2021 14:09 +0000

Hey Friday! I just want to be 100% transparent, I’m not going through a great time right now. I’m not okay today. I will probably fake smiles but I’m not okay. Reminding myself that these things pass 💜

Pauline P. Narvas 🍊💜 (@paulienuh)Fri, 27 Aug 2021 06:25 +0000

“Sex workers sell their bodies” you developed arthritis from standing up all day at your cashier job that pays you $7.50 please humble yourself

Fiona Applebum says #BlockShaunKing 🍎 (@WrittenByHanna)Thu, 26 Aug 2021 16:04 +0000

It's official: The Old Guard is reuniting for a sequel that will be directed by Victoria Mahoney!

Netflix (@netflix)Thu, 26 Aug 2021 17:15 +0000

I was 11 weeks and four days pregnant today, and now I'm not. I have struggled with infertility since I was 16, but I have to keep faith that you aren't my one chance. I love you. I desperately wanted you. You would have been born on our anniversary. I'll miss you forever.

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Wed, 25 Aug 2021 20:34 +0000

I will be forever indebted to @pulumicorp, for allowing me to continue my "lazy coding" habit.

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In which I ramble about being a "lazy coder" with Pulumi and scripts. by Two Brainy @racket100 - racket.com/twobrainy/rrdT5

Two Brainy (@TwoBrainy)Thu, 26 Aug 2021 10:02 +0000

Two Brainy (@TwoBrainy)Thu, 26 Aug 2021 10:22 +0000

Spent 2-3 days trying to solve a huge technical challenge, had no luck. Tried so many things. Finished work, told myself I wasn’t going to think about the problem at all tonight. One hour later, the brain throws a solution up and it’s perfect. Every. Damn. Time.

Jack Ellis (@JackEllis)Thu, 26 Aug 2021 00:22 +0000

“come back baby I love you, no, no, you know I’d never hurt you right? I’m sorry all your friends were lying to you about me.” twitter.com/onlyfans/statu…

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Thank you to everyone for making your voices heard. We have secured assurances necessary to support our diverse creator community and have suspended the planned October 1 policy change. OnlyFans stands for inclusion and we will continue to provide a home for all creators.

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cal? (@cal_gif)Wed, 25 Aug 2021 13:36 +0000

A part of "welcome aboard" that Perl got really really right: explicitly pointing out that it's okay to start with "baby talk" simplistic code if it gets the job done, and that your style evolves as you learn. Way too many language communities only want to win over skilled devs.

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https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1429936393795473433

When I ran Perl Training Australia with @pjf, for Windows we'd install Padre (Perl IDE) and the ActiveState perl.exe and we were good to go. Students could write and run code straight away. Later we'd show them how to add new modules and that was easy too.

Jacinta. B.Eng (Hons), B.Sci. (@jarichaust)Wed, 25 Aug 2021 01:56 +0000

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Wed, 25 Aug 2021 05:37 +0000

Urgh, one of the most consistent user-hostile anti-patterns is the thing where UGC sites start adding a login requirement just to view content Medium, Quora, Reddit... and now Twitter are doing it! So disappointing news.ycombinator.com/item?id=282892…

Simon Willison (@simonw)Tue, 24 Aug 2021 15:14 +0000

In lieu of/in addition to a traditional signing bonus, it would be awesome if a company gave you a paid month off before your first day so that you could detox/recover from your last gig.

Tim Banks is a melanated Bacchus (@elchefe)Tue, 24 Aug 2021 21:05 +0000

*chef’s kiss*

Nadine Batchelor-Hunt (@nadinebh_)Mon, 23 Aug 2021 21:38 +0000

First, make sure you understand what Kubernetes is, and how to leverage it. Second, challenge how you got to step two. If it still makes sense, start with a managed offering, and avoid getting sidetracked cosplaying SRE instead of building your business. cloud.google.com/kubernetes-eng…

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https://twitter.com/kelseyhightower/status/1298343780307755008

Where should I start if I wanna get into k8s for my startup?

Linux Ave (@1M_linesofcode)Wed, 26 Aug 2020 03:11 +0000

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Wed, 26 Aug 2020 04:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1430023336986234880

that is not a typo, it's linkin park's debut album hybrid theory, but every song is a gangnam style mashup

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 24 Aug 2021 04:25 +0000

ever wonder what that ?s=20 means at the end of your twitter urls? here's a map of what the number means

ariana (@_adryd)Mon, 23 Aug 2021 04:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/LadybugPodcast/status/1429923058731687938

In all seriousness, I have to apologise for my bad docs actually causing problems. It's humbling and has caused me become better by increments. More recently I've hurt people by not being clear about expectations for docs, and the why's. It's not easy but that's no excuse.

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Mon, 23 Aug 2021 21:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/LadybugPodcast/status/1429914958247206920

So. Many. Stories. Do you want ones from my entire 20 year career? Or just this week? It's Monday by the way. And if anyone that knows me reads this, I apologise for the documentation I have written.

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Mon, 23 Aug 2021 21:38 +0000

Once you push through the crypto gaslighting, you realise there's no meaningful tech here at all all, and the whole of it just gambling, regulatory arbitrage, and scams. Torching the planet to sell expensive entries in a database really is as stupid as it seems.

Stephen Diehl (@smdiehl)Sun, 22 Aug 2021 12:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/sarah_edo/status/1429553339352567808

Words can't express the gratitude I feel in this moment.

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sun, 22 Aug 2021 21:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/sarah_edo/status/1429552660919685124

I can finally think and breathe again. When you care so much about someone, you feel like the whole world is collapsing when they're not well. Good health is so important and so easy to take for granted!

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sun, 22 Aug 2021 21:17 +0000

Getting good news about @dizzyd's health this week brightened every aspect of my life. ✨

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sun, 22 Aug 2021 21:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1429541186553909256

Don't know...waiting til i can see it on a streaming platform...I won't be going back to the theater anytime soon.

Asst. Sec. State Albie Duncan #RIPHalHolbrook (@AlbieDuncan)Sun, 22 Aug 2021 21:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/Tumi213/status/1428675725645819914

*interviewing via Zoom* "There's no way in hell I'm coming into the office with these people in the middle of a pandemic."

aye man, say man... (@thefatmac_)Sat, 21 Aug 2021 15:42 +0000

RT @sarahnollwilson

Who else is realizing their resilience isn’t what it used to be? That you need more time to recharge? That you don’t want to or maybe can’t work at the same pace or volume? Perhaps more irritable or sensitive? I am deeply concerned about our collective mental health.

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 22 Aug 2021 07:32 +0000

RT @KR1573N No.

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 22 Aug 2021 15:57 +0000

Kinda weird there aren't riots more often

H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Sun, 22 Aug 2021 19:08 +0000

reminder that whatever you think is disgusting, people have as a fetish. Stay humble

cal? (@cal_gif)Sun, 22 Aug 2021 17:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/J0hnnyXm4s/status/1429481859126333446

If you take the word “sex” out of “sex work,” in any conversation like this and it changes your opinion, then clearly you’re problem isn’t with the working, it’s with the sex. The therapy you need has never been easier to find. Let’s get you the help you need. We’re here for you.

ʝօɦռռʏ Ӽʍǟֆ (@J0hnnyXm4s)Sun, 22 Aug 2021 16:42 +0000

Why is it called product owner and not feature creep

Mathias Schäfer (@molily)Thu, 19 Aug 2021 13:45 +0000

The 2019 on-call compensation survey by @evnsio @spikelindsey is still online at oncall.netlify.app

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📟 On-call Compensation The results of mine and @spikelindsey's on-call survey are now available at oncall.wtf. There's a link from there to the raw data that people were willing to have shared too. Big thanks to everyone who helped fill this out!

Chris Evans (@evnsio)Thu, 14 Feb 2019 17:30 GMT

Steve Smith (@SteveSmith_Tech)Sun, 22 Aug 2021 11:47 +0000

This is the greatest Twitter thread ever

philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_)Sat, 21 Aug 2021 14:44 +0000

One thing I think a lot about is how humans are soft and weak looking and sounding next to Klingons, and how hard that must be for them to get used to. It’d be like if Earth were allied with a planet of Muppet Babies and had to take them seriously.

Emily Strickland (@emilyst@social.emilylilyli.me) (@emilyst)Sun, 22 Aug 2021 03:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/emilyst/status/1429292072251518977

This is roughly Nibbler's plot arc in Futurama

Hambergris (@land_planarian)Sun, 22 Aug 2021 04:56 +0000

Omg they fucking destroyed him !

jeremy (@PeachJarsSimp)Fri, 20 Aug 2021 15:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/bagder/status/1429082502619189252

a fun detail is that just about all programs written against that libcurl release can still be used unmodified with the latest libcurl release...

Daniel 🥌 Stenberg (@bagder)Sat, 21 Aug 2021 14:40 +0000

❤️ this thread.. My partner was sad once that I said I consciously chose to be with them every day rather than having our relationship set in stone forever. But now we see the power of loving our ever-changing selves first & our relationship has never been stronger.

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So many of us fear our partners leaving us for someone else, but how many of us leave ourselves for our partners?

Remodeled Love (@RemodeledLove)Fri, 20 Aug 2021 21:09 +0000

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Sat, 21 Aug 2021 07:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/emilyst/status/1428947339675279363

take it back

✨kf ✨ (@kf)Sat, 21 Aug 2021 05:09 +0000

VR/AR has so many uses for accessibility and I know of really exciting projects for it- but all we get is tech mediocre white dudes wanting to use it for meetings. Want to see good VR? Porn has led the way for years. There is more than meetings for this tech

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.@GayleKing and Mark Zuckerberg conduct their first-ever virtual reality interview in Facebook’s new "Horizon Workrooms," a VR app that allows coworkers to interact in virtual offices. cbsn.ws/2Wbue9S

CBS This Morning (@CBSThisMorning)Thu, 19 Aug 2021 16:30 +0000

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sat, 21 Aug 2021 05:32 +0000

what are we if not cream pies all grown up?

Cream Pie Expert (@Pilnok)Sat, 21 Aug 2021 04:37 +0000

Removing query params before sharing a link is a basic sign of respect

Devon ☀️ (@devonzuegel)Fri, 20 Aug 2021 23:45 +0000

<Emma> <Baby birthday=“February 2022” /> <Emma /> Hired an intern. They start on Valentine’s Day ❤️ 🌈 🌈

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Wed, 11 Aug 2021 12:22 +0000

As Only Fans decides to kick the core base it built itself around to the curb, I'd like to remind them that Tumblr was purchased by Yahoo for $1.1 billion in 2013, and, following it's ban of adult content, was sold in 2019 by parent company Verizon for $3 million dollars.

Kaipo (@Kaipo_Rozwolf)Thu, 19 Aug 2021 18:40 +0000

@amazon I better get my air fryer you cunts

Jamie. (@GfcJamieFtb)Fri, 20 Aug 2021 15:40 +0000