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this bakery in leeds is having an absolute mare because someone reported them over using illegal sprinkles and it’s just so fucking funny to me

vic🪴 (@viqqyy)Tue, 12 Oct 2021 21:08 +0000

Ok it's horny hours so I can reveal that I prefer pleasuring myself to allowing someone else to because it makes me feel in control of my trauma, & not because I'm so narcissistic I'm more attracted to myself than my partner. What a wild therapy ride that was. Still queer tho 🏳️‍🌈

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Wed, 13 Oct 2021 05:31 +0000

My brother asked me if he should join Oracle I said ‘yes’ 35 years lying in wait, but when you see it, you spring. He’s gonna rethink tattling on me to mom that is for sure.

Jason Warner (@jasoncwarner)Mon, 11 Oct 2021 23:31 +0000

while you're engaged in "weird game dev man spews anti-vax conspiracies" discourse, I'm focused on "weird game dev man falls in love with his sexy lady AI who gets shut down for violating OpenAI terms of service"

all hallow’s em ✨ (@lazerwalker)Tue, 12 Oct 2021 15:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/FiloSottile/status/1447899563298365441

Oh no why is one commit fixing two different things

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Tue, 12 Oct 2021 20:57 +0000

no context the good place (@nocontexttgp)Tue, 12 Oct 2021 21:03 +0000

This remains in the top 10 best memes of all time.

Jameela Jamil 🌈 (@jameelajamil)Mon, 11 Oct 2021 18:01 +0000

I’m sorry, WHY isn’t it common knowledge that Toy Story 2 was accidentally deleted by an animator BUT SAVED by Galyn Susman, who was working from home because she was taking care of her newborn child?!

Ana Breton (@missbreton)Mon, 11 Oct 2021 10:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1447652656231616522

it better be in writing else i'd be staring and not listening to a single word the whole time

skellenton ☠️✨ (@ellenkorbes)Mon, 11 Oct 2021 20:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/pupOnSecurity/status/1447652246435598338

do I need to host a high femme wizardry seminar or something

Kat Cosgrave 🪦 (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 11 Oct 2021 19:57 +0000

I’m late but happy coming out day for anyone horny for Jessica Rabbit

rachell (@ohhoe)Tue, 12 Oct 2021 06:21 +0000

Big companies: “Bring your whole selves to work. We believe in inclusion.” Also big companies: “Don’t be mouthy on the bird aite.”

emily freeman (@editingemily)Mon, 11 Oct 2021 21:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/1447674353194258433

Bradshaw 😺🎬📽🎞🎩🎥🍸🎃🧛‍♂️🕸🦇 (@bradshawmu)Mon, 11 Oct 2021 21:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1447369480334561287

While I love that so many people in the replies are horrified that people touch me without consent at conferences, I promise this is common. It sucks and I hate it but yes strangers try to hug me, put an arm around my shoulder, hand on my back, whatever, all the time.

Kat Cosgrave 🪦 (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 11 Oct 2021 14:01 +0000

There's an empty seat at this conference. postoccupato.org

Terence Eden (@edent)Wed, 11 Oct 2017 12:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/carolstran/status/1447229941427417094

did you say "mmmm good soup"?

AroraXD (@AroraXD)Sun, 10 Oct 2021 18:46 +0000

The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment

woketober spooktopus (@woketopus)Sun, 10 Oct 2021 10:44 +0000

devs: I'm going to build my own because this third party is unreliable also devs: doesn't write docs, no periodic security update story, no regular maintenance whatsoever, doesn't have time to fix any bugs, BYO service is actually less reliable than third party

kai (they) (@coilysiren)Sun, 10 Oct 2021 18:20 +0000

this is when i knew

MONTERO 🦋 (@LilNasX)Thu, 10 Oct 2019 01:23 +0000

Using the Pokémon "randomizer" to give myself Mew as a starter and giving Kakuna to my rival 😈😈

mrs arthur morgan (lemoyne era) (@no_goblins)Sun, 10 Oct 2021 05:03 +0000

My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night

“Gangsta” Casserole “Murder Style” (@gordihyena)Sat, 14 Sep 2019 18:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/choldgraf/status/1446666661650599936

I think that should be "3.8","3.9","3.10". Those are not decimal numbers, they are a composite string with alphanumeric fields separated by dots (fields can also be 10a, rc1,...) IMO YAML is doing the right thing in this case...

Fernando Pérez (@fperez_org)Sat, 09 Oct 2021 16:14 +0000

Just encountered my first Python 3.10 gotcha! In YAML configuration for GitHub actions, you might have your Python matrix like this: 3.7, 3.8, 3.9 Guess what? 3.10 resolves to 3.1 you need to use 3.7, 3.8, 3.9, "3.10" oh, YAML

Chris Holdgraf (@choldgraf)Sat, 09 Oct 2021 02:39 +0000

This trend is going around again and the first time I did it, @RobertGReeve slid into my DMS and the rest is history.

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Post an image of yourself as a romanceable NPC without downloading new pics (PS, romance me) twitter.com/KP11Studios/st…

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Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Sat, 09 Oct 2021 03:37 +0000

Menstrual leave!!!

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It’s always nice to see when a company understands what employees want for benefits 👏 @PolarSignalsIO polarsignals.com/working-at-pol…

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Sat, 09 Oct 2021 15:57 +0000

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sat, 09 Oct 2021 21:11 +0000

Web developers, if you’d like iCloud Keychain, Google Chrome, or 1Password to take your users directly to your site’s change password page when their password manager encourages them to change their password, you can implement one simple URL redirect. web.dev/change-passwor…

Ricky Mondello (@rmondello)Fri, 08 Oct 2021 15:55 +0000

the bees at honeyhive galaxy are all surprisingly cool with mario putting on his little bee costume and pretending hes a bee

laura calabazas (@freezydorito)Sat, 09 Oct 2021 21:19 +0000

Let’s fly ✨ #StarTrekDiscovery #StarTrek bit.ly/TrekDiscoSeries

Star Trek (@StarTrek)Sat, 09 Oct 2021 16:54 +0000

Did an article for @tijd and I love the photos because they make me look like I’m a hardy detective in a new BBC Crime drama where I’m hunting a serial killer who murdered someone in this walkway.

Sheree Atcheson #DemandingMore OUT NOW📙 (@nirushika)Sat, 09 Oct 2021 09:15 +0000

Upgrading to a standing desk today. Cant decide whether to get rid of my 3rd screen (on the right). I rarely use it any more. But it is physically larger than my laptop screen. Albeit at a lower resolution. Thoughts?

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https://twitter.com/edent/status/1277638273221959683

The reason why I shared that ancient blog post is to show just how little I've changed in… EIGHTEEN YEARS! Still have three monitors, still have an ergonomic keyboard and mouse, still have a messy desk.

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 29 Jun 2020 16:25 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 09 Oct 2021 09:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/nirushika/status/1446766234759016451

Thought you were the next Doctor Who for a second 😄

Akash Goswami 🎃 (@akashgoswami_)Sat, 09 Oct 2021 09:26 +0000

Ladies, we aren’t free and safe until we are all celebrating pay, Promotion,and safe interactions with men as well as boots, coats and seeing more gray sweatpants this season Let’s go 💫

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sat, 09 Oct 2021 09:21 +0000

Bit bloody confrontational

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 08 Oct 2021 21:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/ttomdewit/status/1446556703638577155

A friend recently posted his salary history on his website for incredible transparency jvt.me/salary/ cc: @JamieTanna

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Fri, 08 Oct 2021 19:27 +0000

The biggest difference between REST and GraphQL is that when you build GraphQL API nobody tells you "well, actually this is not GraphQL".

Maciej Walkowiak 🍃 (@maciejwalkowiak)Fri, 08 Oct 2021 00:57 +0000

If you love the sound of bottle pops, enjoy this little clip.

Taylor Poindexter (@engineering_bae)Fri, 08 Oct 2021 03:53 +0000

The Natwest (then RBS) received £45bl of taxpayers money in the 2008 bank bailout. Today they pleaded guilty to allowing the laundering of £400ml by one single customer. No person will be prosecuted, no one will bat an eye lid. It’s a rigged system we need to bust.

Howard Beckett (@BeckettUnite)Thu, 07 Oct 2021 12:41 +0000

Will I prep before hand or just wing something on the night? I think we all know which it’s gonna be 😅

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MONDAY!!! 🎉✨ The audience takes over with the return of #techNott famous ⚡️ Lightning Talks! ⚡️ What will you talk about?!?? Any and all talks welcome (CoC permitting!) ❤️ Online on Zoom from 18.30 nott.tech/tn-oct-2021

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Thu, 07 Oct 2021 14:30 +0000

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 07 Oct 2021 20:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1446220648049782784

Thank you for pinning it. I probably would have gone scouring the earth for that tweet.

Ben Nuttall (@ben_nuttall)Thu, 07 Oct 2021 21:23 +0000

when I can't find any examples of how to use a library, my favourite trick is to go look at the library's tests and copy code from there

🔎Julia Evans🔍 (@b0rk)Wed, 06 Oct 2021 18:00 +0000

if you use nano you're completely unfuckable

High King Pilnokula 🦇 (@Pilnok)Wed, 06 Oct 2021 02:53 +0000

today is the first time i cried working on cal.com. i went through our data and noticed that a non-profit that is connecing refugees with life-saving services is our most active self-hosted customer first, i got goosebumps, then started uncontrollably crying 🥲

Peer Richelsen 🗓 (@peer_rich)Wed, 06 Oct 2021 16:52 +0000

Starting to think I’m the only person not in a friend group chat.

Lillian Karabaic (@anomalily)Wed, 06 Oct 2021 14:56 +0000