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My husband told me when he starts thinking about stuff that’s too heavy and depressing he goes “scarecrow mode” and I was like what’s that and he was like “I think about a scarecrow for a while and then I laugh”

The Only Living Dead Girl in New York (@missjellinsky)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 23:52 GMT

Web 3.0 belongs to the community of the #Indieweb, not to the blockchain addicts who think that their way is the highway. If anybody wants to kill me for saying that, go right ahead, I’ll just rise, along with my fellows, once more. LOL

Kat M. Moss (@Cambridgeport90)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 20:38 GMT

Type of engineering manager that spends 4 hours writing a job description because they want to be *absolutely* certain that the people who apply will be setup for success

kai (they) (@coilysiren)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 20:57 GMT

Y2K was a real problem. We are able to joke about it today because people in positions of authority (in business and government) took the expert warnings seriously and directed the resources necessary to fix the problem to fixing it before it could result in a major calamity. twitter.com/srslywrong/sta…

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An unfortunate lack of historical knowledge is very common amongst folks in our society. What tweet-sized tidbit of historical knowledge do you think more people should know?

Srsly Wrong Podcast (@SrslyWrong)Tue, 30 Nov 2021 22:09 GMT

Librarianshipwreck (@libshipwreck)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 20:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1466879262737276935

Nobody has been able to figure this out

taddy mason (@no_goblins)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 21:21 GMT

I’m so late to this party but damn Shang-Chi!!!! DAMN.

Smasher of DBs. First of her name. (@dbsmasher)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 17:37 GMT

Men: If you don’t want to get pregnant just don’t have sex. Women: We enjoy sex for pleasure just like you. Men: In my experience that is false. Women: You are not making the point you think you’re making.

The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 14:32 GMT

Some professional news: I've started a role (still at Stripe) as the Technical Advisor to the CTO

Penelope is in the worthwhile fight (@penelope_zone)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 17:14 GMT

Just a reminder that geographic pay bands are both racist and classist.

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Wed, 01 Dec 2021 17:34 GMT

Today is both a palindrome and an ambigram. Which means it can be read backwards and forwards as well as upside down. This may be my most useful tweet ever. Good day.

Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 00:49 GMT

No. Women who are more agreeable are more favorably considered. I’ve been ghosted when I ask for paybands, and when I’ve tried to negotiate in the past. That taught me to accept what was offered and deal with being underpaid or else I might not be employed at all.

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https://twitter.com/AByteOfCodeAlex/status/1466550538166693888

But I also think that in most cases, women end up having a lower salary in tech not because the hiring team has something against women, but because on average women are more agreeable than men. I'm open to having my mind changed on this though with a study.

Alex Zdanov (@AByteOfCodeAlex)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 23:37 GMT

Cher Scarlett 💙 (@cherthedev)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 14:15 GMT

As a… – Spotify user I want to… – know I understood the assignment with a gradient vibe check of my audio aura so that… – I know I am on fleek, no cap #SpotifyWrapped

Shit User Story (@ShitUserStory)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 10:35 GMT

Getting ready for @APIdaysGlobal Paris next week. hopin.com/events/apidays…

API Handyman 💉💉 (@apihandyman)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 14:42 GMT

I do love my country sometimes (rarely tbh, but sometimes)

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 13:20 GMT

We are now entering a Spotify no-man’s land. A month to listen to whatever you want without affecting your Wrapped. A time to be truly unhinged.

Selle (@__selle__)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 18:02 GMT

Out with the old, in with the elf. Watch the redband trailer for Santa Inc., starring Sarah Silverman and Seth Rogen. #SantaInc premieres December 2 on HBO Max.

HBO Max (@hbomax)Mon, 22 Nov 2021 18:24 GMT

We really pissed off tens of thousands of white supremacists with our new show #SantaInc which is now available on HBOMAX! (Please read the responses to this tweet for confirmation)

Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 00:32 GMT

Growth.

comedycentral (@ComedyCentral)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 18:34 GMT

Me coming back to twitter after I closed the app 10 seconds ago

69💎 (@wofai_xo)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 14:16 GMT

Anyone else get their Zillow Wrapped yet? Wtf

Alex Dobrenko (@Dobrenkz)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 18:06 GMT

And the answer to the question you all actually wanted, how do you get Christmas socks on a cat?!?? The answer is always bribery 😹🎄🧦 #MorphCat #NottTechParty

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Well done to everyone who took part in our pre #NottTechParty game 🐱🧦🎄 The right order is 🥁🥁🥁 @anna_hax, #MorphCat, @short_louise & @CarolSaysThings! And the winner is @nottscolin for being right and randomly selected out of all the correct answers 🥳😂👏

twitter.com/technottingham…

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 12:42 GMT

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 13:09 GMT

AS A developer at @incident_io I WANT TO fix this bug

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 12:29 GMT

5 Signs It’s Time to Quit Your Job cate.blog/2021/11/29/5-s…

cate, a human being (@catehstn)Mon, 29 Nov 2021 20:37 GMT

Love the “before you quit” points. If you feel safe talking with your manager, try being open with them about what you need. I only know what I see and what the people who report to me tell me. Putting on a stoic/happy face can mask problems that are totally improvable!

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cate, a human being (@catehstn)Mon, 29 Nov 2021 20:37 GMT

Andrew Hedges (@segdeha)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 15:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1466700569339478019

I'm mostly unserious about this but actually I think I would join a community of people just sharing the weird things they've picked up in lockdown

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 09:28 GMT

would anyone join my discord for people who took up woodworking in the pandemic, I'm thinking of calling it plankdemic

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 09:27 GMT

meetings on zoom in america variants bloom in america gunshots go boom in america can't own your womb in america!

Liz Power (@mslizpower)Wed, 01 Dec 2021 20:06 GMT

to whoever needs to hear this:

✨ (@SpookyGothLoser)Sun, 28 Nov 2021 23:54 GMT

😒 @farazamiruddin no but seriously, tell me the number

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 19:25 GMT

Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux? Their ancestors are vi-kings.

John Opdenakker (@j_opdenakker)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 12:15 GMT

This is the kind of shit open-source maintainers and visible community members deal with _constantly_. I spend a lot of my time teaching people about Kubernetes and ops stuff, possibly too much time. But I do it on my terms. Maintainers don't owe you training.

Noah Kantrowitz (@kantrn)Wed, 01 Dec 2021 21:20 GMT

go programmers and the "you don't need to set this to zero or empty string because that's the default value" my dudes... sometimes I want to be explicit for /communication/ reasons. I write code for people, not compilers

Miss Amy (@MissAmyTobey)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 17:43 GMT

Hey guys? Yes, I mean guys... if you find yourself ever saying "huh, someone blocked me on one network, I should find them somewhere else", just...don't. it's fucking creepy and violent. get bent.

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Access to me is a privilege and I have gone through some pretty low self esteem and moments of putting up with some pretty piss poor treatment and inexcusably toxic behavior because of it.

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 16:38 GMT

matty stratton, charismatic grifter (@mattstratton)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 17:45 GMT

Neovim really does feel like a totally future vim now. It's a rapidly changing ecosystem, but the things we can make vim do, and how easy it is to do it with Lua, really is a game changer.

Adam Jacob (@adamhjk)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 16:45 GMT

ok why did they include this

umru (@umru_)Wed, 01 Dec 2021 15:51 GMT

No woman enters the tech space with a dislike towards men -most men are very supportive & inclusive- the dislike that women do have is build up over years of structural discrimination, ignorance of their work, and abuse by those men who don't have to explain themselves to anyone.

Anaïs Urlichs 🐢 (@urlichsanais)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 08:30 GMT

When women's lives and memories continue to be measured by their parental status or by how great they were as mothers.

Empty Uterus (@emptyuterusblog)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 10:35 GMT

I am losing my mind

Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 02:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1466235545529438210

we live in a world where this exists (anything is possible):

Kevin Cantú (@killerswan)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 02:55 GMT

Since setting up my "Tweet-O-Meter", which charges me 0.10p for every original tweet, since August using @IFTTT X @monzo...saved £305.

β❹𝓡ѲⓃ  (@riteoffittage)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 04:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/marmaladegirl/status/1466329575193985034

Whaaaa but Morph clearly loves us deeply... twitter.com/JamieTanna/sta…

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So @anna_hax has perfectly summed up my relationship with #Morph in this photo - I'm having the best time and he's pleading to be left alone 😹 this is after two minutes of purring and kitty kisses, if that helps! (jvt.me/mf2/2020/12/tx…)

Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:46 GMT

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 09:05 GMT

spotify wrapped: "vibe check! you understood the assignment and kept it on fleek with this podcast that lived rent free in your head, just like an NFT"

Astead (@AsteadWesley)Wed, 01 Dec 2021 15:32 GMT

i am in the top .05% of listeners.. to my girlfriend when she is saying stuff

thomas grabinski. (@handsome_pal)Wed, 01 Dec 2021 20:33 GMT