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Attached: 1 image went on a stupid short mental health walk for my stupid mental health in the stupid rain getting stupid wet in the stupid grey outside

I want to ask prospective employers what their technical debt management work flow looks like but I don't know if I'm ready to watch a stranger cry.

TIL that sudo, the unix command line utility, has a logo. And that logo is cursed. https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sudo_logo.png

Another thing I am begging of people who make APIs: When you include sample code in the docs, include the "using"/"use"/"import"/"#include" statements. Please. Please. I just pasted this inline sample code https://mlem.ellpeck.de/articles/ui.html#setting-it-up into my hello world program, and it's failing because the symbol "UntexturedStyle" could not be found. "Are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?", asks dotnet. Yeah, probably?? because you didn't tell me what using directives I needed?!?

"But it's obvious" I'M READING THE "GETTING STARTED" DOCUMENTATION. OBVIOUSLY I HAVE NO BASIS FOR COMPREHENDING WHAT IS OR ISN'T OBVIOUS

People who design APIs. I am begging you. It doesn't matter how "simple" or "intuitive" or "elegant" your API is. You need to include sample code.

People are like "I'm a full stack engineer" and they haven't even built their own Operating System.

Attached: 1 image Government urged to fix NHS waiting lists after King Charles spends 24 hours on trolley in hospital corridor https://newsthump.com/2024/02/05/government-urged-to-fix-nhs-waiting-lists-after-king-charles-spends-24-hours-on-trolley-in-hospital-corridor/

How many public commits do you need to have made before you can call yourself an "Open Source Contributor"? #soocon24 #OpenSource #FOSS [ ] 1 [ ] >1

That feeling when you want to hire a technical writer to overhaul your documentation, but first you have to finish overhauling it so that even a tech-writer can understand WTF it is they'd be communicating.

Stacy's mom Has set up us the bomb Her name is CATS and the main screen turn on Stacy, you and I, make our time before we die I know it might be wrong Our base belong to Stacy's mom

I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered, 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K, and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane.

I just published #Regal v0.16.0. This release brings two new linter rules, but most importantly it adds a language server (LSP) mode to Regal, allowing editor integrations to lint your workspace continuously as you work on your #Rego policies. Client implementations soon to follow. Exciting times! Thanks @charlieegan3 for an awesome contribution! https://github.com/StyraInc/regal/releases/tag/v0.16.0 #OPA #Linter #DevOps #DevSecOps #IAM #PolicyAsCode

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one day the pandemic will be over and i will stop havign FOMO over #cfgmgmtcamp #YAMLcamp

Attached: 1 image My favourite FOSDEM track… the fully empty women’s toilet 😂

The first IndieWebCamp of 2024 is coming to Brighton in March.

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See cost estimates for Terraform right in your editor💰📉 - GitHub - infracost/vscode-infracost: See cost estimates for Terraform right in your editor💰📉

Attached: 1 image 'Eating rice, China' (1901-1904) is probably the most important historical photograph I have ever seen.

🏆 A curated list of monetization approaches for open-source software. Feedback welcome! - GitHub - PayDevs/awesome-oss-monetization: 🏆 A curated list of monetization approaches for open-source soft...

Attached: 2 images As threatened, I've started making hypermasculine* clothing designs (*with unexpected slogans). https://webbed-briefs.teemill.com/collection/new

Someone: *complains about CORS errors* Me: Of CORS it's broken.

Sitting in a restaurant in Portland while two guys next to me talk about bear hunting, when to go, what to shoot, whether to shoot grizzly or polar bear, when you can shoot juveniles and females … I'm starting to cry when one says "I can't really shoot polar bear too late in the season because I don't have the right lens." They are photographers. I love you Portland.

tfw you get to ask IT and security to revoke a bunch of your creds 😎 sweet freedom!!

@www.jvt.me@www.jvt.me I love this! Did it ever cause trouble/drama at any place you worked at? Even granted you’re allowed to disclose, I assume being public about it could surface some bitterness amongst colleagues?

Boosts are not necessarily endorsements because I often scroll through my timeline without reading anything and instead treat it like Guitar Hero where I tap on stars and boosts whenever the beat feels right.

“so Luna, what did you get up to today?” I’m so glad you asked! I spent the afternoon figuring out all sorts of css crimes to give an interactive light hypnotic induction the “copying the website UI” visual treatment it needed. How was your day? https://cohost.org/lunasorcery/post/4325452-cw-hypnosis-hypnok

Mastodon, more like OnlyMans

I’ve helped organize two meetups in London. Only a few would show up for the first one. “Because it’s raining, people rather not go outside”, the other organizers told me. So the next one I hosted was in the summer. Only a few would show up for that one. “Because it’s not raining, people rather be outside” the other organizers told me.

@heydon@front-end.social Despite so much evidence, people just refuse to listen. CAPTCHA companies have no incentive to tell implementers that the crap tun of data collected by people solving CAPTCHAs is their business model.

@ppatel@mstdn.social People don't talk enough about how fucking shit CAPTCHA is. It doesn't even catch spam effectively. In my last contract I argued and argued to replace it with a honey pot. We did so and went from 100 plus spam emails a day to zero, and got rid of the accessibility barrier with it.

@hungry_joe@mas.to If you sit on a throne in the middle of it, does it make you an edgelord ?

People say content is being locked up in proprietary silos but look all I had to do to get an RSS feed of articles on a certain site was install a mitm proxy to intercept their mobile app's requests, fake an SSL certificate to inspect them, reverse engineer their internal APIs, then write a script to discretely query aforementioned APIs and generate an RSS feed file on a schedule. Simple! 🙄 #indieweb #rss

Nadella is super concerned about all the generative AI he put everywhere; we should definitely think about guardrails, he says, while putting more generative AI everywhere

I have a common dread that there will be a minor earthquake that will cause the glasses in the cupboard in the kitchen to rub together and make a horrible noise. And it has only just now occurred to me that this is absolutely batshit.

I just bought some cute underwear… that are not meant for tucking. …that are *not* meant for tucking. *THAT ARE NOT MEANT FOR TUCKING!!!!!*

🗒️ Notes from a tired maintainer. Contribute to pi0/tired-maintainer development by creating an account on GitHub.

@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange "no way to prevent this" says only country where this regularly happens

Attached: 1 image Have a pretty #fractal. All pinks, plasma waves, and zoomy. 1280x960

Watching Return of the Jedi, and something grated on me for a moment. "It's an older code, sir, but it checks out. I *was* about to let them through." Surely the Empire would have better OpSec than this? ...oh, wait. Gigantic Enterprise-scale operation, driven by fear and tight deadlines, with lots of silos and mini-empires with a culture of internal rivalry for Dear Leader's favour? Never mind. It checks out; I'll let it through.

Documentation: "This will return a 200 status and {msg: "ok", apikey: "yourapikey"} if all goes well." Me: omg, it's calling someone a pikey?! I seriously did a double-take. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikey

I do NOT enjoy the weird religious-colonialist overtones and origins of the phrase "servant leadership" it is not a good phrase I do not like it and I think it has not escaped its 1970s source enough to have transcended it.

I am increasingly convinced that hyper independence and self-sufficiency is a trauma response or coping mechanism.