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API developers that think passing raw sql as a parameter is a good idea. ITS NOT. It never is. It never was. And it will NEVER BE. On a totally unrelated note, you should also have a daily backup.

Vangelis tix Stykas (@evstykas)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 20:36 GMT

"Cybergods"

Tane Piper (@tanepiper)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 20:45 GMT

I hope I'm not too late! Here's my little panther #BlackCatAppreciationDay

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Fri, 17 Aug 2018 21:53 +0000

Morph's outraged, the snow plays havoc with his shadow sneaking #morphCat #blackCat

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Sun, 24 Jan 2021 15:27 GMT

Ive fvcked dozens upon dozens of men and not a single one was able to cum. Its biologically impossible for men to achieve orgasm. Idk why yall jus be lyinng on this app for no reason.

KELGORE (@KelgoreTrout)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 05:33 GMT

One thing I don't think that non-technical people understand, is working on a complex problem all day is extremely tiring! They wonder how you are so exhausted when you've been sat down all day. My body has energy but my brain is dead 🧠💤

Katy 🐭✨ (@KatyCodesStuff)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 10:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/kvlly/status/1467910329912995844

I hope u don’t sit like that on a bus

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 18:29 GMT

Michael Sheen turns himself into a "not-for-profit" actor bbc.in/31wIc9p

BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 11:53 GMT

Hitting all the fancy numbers today. Opened issu #12345 on chef/chef 🪜 and open pull request #666 on the Java cookbook 😬

Dan Webb 💉💉 (@dan_webb)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 15:27 GMT

I couldn’t find any black girl hacker art so I made some 🥰

Kao 💎 (@kaorrosi)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 11:46 GMT

If your account setup includes email validation (and it should), do NOT allow actions in your app until after the person verifies their email. On another note, I woke up to several offers on the truck I’m apparently selling, on the website I apparently registered on.

J Wolfgang Goerlich (@jwgoerlich)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 13:39 GMT

Yesterday I learned there's a phrase in German meaning "I am feeling visited enough" that you can say when you want company to go and this is brilliant.

🍓Meredith Alberta Palmer, PhD 🍓 (@MeredithAlberta)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 16:51 GMT

stonehenge implies the existence of various henges built with other materials

eevee (@eevee)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 11:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1467819520085532681

*ominously* Meathenge

eevee (@eevee)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 11:36 GMT

who could have ever guessed?!?

Jordan Tierney (@jordantyranny)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 00:05 GMT

jfc, Wikipedia got on the Ponzi scheme bandwagon too now. theverge.com/2021/12/3/2280…

Bodil Stokke, Esq. (@bodil)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 10:59 GMT

Read both tweets for a very satisfying ride. Very pleased to have seen this on Facebook

Amanda J💫y Deibert 🎄☃️🏳️‍🌈 (@amandadeibert)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 22:08 GMT

HES HERE

laura with the red nose and the antlers (@freezydorito)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 10:25 GMT

🪄 🧙‍♀️

little redheaded chaos demon. (@vader_vixen)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 03:28 GMT

Given that apparently the Met police “don’t pursue crimes retrospectively”, next time a copper pulls you over and says you were speeding just say “Yeah, but I’m not any more, am I?”

Mitch Benn hates to say he told you so 🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@MitchBenn)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 11:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/kelseyhightower/status/1467565132813242369

People putting .eth in their Twitter usernames is creeping me out. Seems very cult like.

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 18:51 GMT

It seems a lot of people in the crypto space have linked their identities to the underlying technology and are unable to discuss things without feeling personally attacked.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 18:42 GMT

installed an app. started it. got notification: "app has pasted from your clipboard" never uninstalled faster also the clipboard had a naughty link in it so a big lol instead of oh shit there 🤣

Miss Amy (@MissAmyTobey)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 17:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/RisuToInu/status/1467521713118363651

I mean this is for a professional email, let’s not make me look stupid now

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 15:59 GMT

No, Apple, I 💯 meant to write “doggy style” and not “foggy” how long have we known each other ffs now come ON, this ain’t the first time

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 15:50 GMT

If you're doing #AdventOfCode and learning stuff, but your code's a mess, you got the wrong answer, you're a few days behind, it took you several hours, you're in a language you're not familiar with... All I hear is that you're learning stuff. You're doing great!! 🌟❤️🎄🧑‍🎄

Eric Wastl (@ericwastl)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 21:25 GMT

transphobes telling trans women that “real women” don’t have a dick? call that argument a logical phallusy

Jerrica 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 (@JinkiesJerrica)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 23:59 GMT

Goldeneye 007 pause music had no business going so hard, but I’m glad it did.

Genna Bain ♡ (@GennaBain)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 16:02 GMT

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 13:41 GMT

Even after the pandemic, we should normalise not going to work/people's houses/taking public transport while sick. Employers should expect and plan for it. Then we can stay at home and watch some Netflix or read a book while blowing our nose every 2 secs.

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psa: if you're sick, or think it's "just a cold", don't go to someone's house & not tell them this until it’s too late! We’re in the middle of a pandemic. You have no idea who’s health you could be compromising. Just b/c your body can tolerate it, doesn’t mean someone else’s can.

TheElephantInTheRoom (@daydreamer2239)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 23:12 GMT

Laura (El) Lam - pre-order Seven Mercies (please) (@LR_Lam)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 10:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/KR1573N/status/1467369346980884480

Highly recommend taking a look at IndieWeb if you’re interested in decentralization :) indieweb.org

Tierney Cyren (@bitandbang)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 05:46 GMT

The first teaser for the #SpiderVerse sequel has been released, along with the film's official title. #SpiderMan: Across the Spider-Verse (Part One) releases exclusively in theaters Oct. 2022

The Hollywood Reporter (@THR)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 01:12 GMT

i just learned, from a fucking youtube comment, that 'none' originally exists as a form of 'no' for when the next word starts with a vowel, still preserved in the phrase 'none other'. no/none are exactly analogous to a/an

eevee (@eevee)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 07:55 GMT

Worried that Hawkeye is giving children unreasonable expectations about the efficacy of archery in close-quarters combat

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 20:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/1467098737021493252

It is a gambling tool for gamblers who want to gamble on how many gamblers are willing to gamble on it at any point in time.

Ghias El Yafi (@YafiGhias)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 12:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1467232288119341061

i did NOT make plans i uprooted my life instead but here in ldn i don’t think the change from 65 to um… substantially more than 65 has sunk in yet, it was during the pando and im still watching life passing by & seeing numbers in my bank apps go up despite the daily ubereats

laura with the red nose and the antlers (@freezydorito)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 20:43 GMT

Nothing like a big tech conference to remind you what men in tech think about the rest of us. Them: “You’re in client services?” Me: “Not exactly.” Other them: “You don’t seem that technical.” Me: “I wrote the whole damn session.”

emily freeman (@editingemily)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 19:25 GMT

I love how toothpaste defies the laws of physics and somehow lasts like 40 weeks looking exactly like this.

Brad Frost (@brad_frost)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 03:45 GMT

Love my new team at @avanade @avanadeuki. Though I may have agreed to take part in a GBBO style challenge to make a Christmas tree out of sugar cookies..

Lee Englestone 💡🧠👨‍💻🚀 (@LeeEnglestone)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 14:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/ellenkorbes/status/1467144200760266754

it's a whole new paradigm, dysfunctional programming

Reuben Morais (@ReubenMorais)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 14:59 GMT

everyone keeps talking about this executive function thing but i dont have the energy to google what it is :/

ellen ☃️🎄❄️ (@ellenkorbes)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 14:50 GMT

did you know that if you put `+noall +answer` into `~/.digrc`, it'll make your dig output easier to read? here's a before/after

🔎Julia Evans🔍 (@b0rk)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 14:59 GMT

Star Trek Minus Context (@NoContextTrek)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 15:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1466985216375992328

the other doctor was too busy sucking to comment

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 04:18 GMT

9 out of 10 doctors recommend girldick

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 04:18 GMT