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little redheaded chaos demon. (@vader_vixen)Mon, 06 Dec 2021 03:28 GMT

Given that apparently the Met police “don’t pursue crimes retrospectively”, next time a copper pulls you over and says you were speeding just say “Yeah, but I’m not any more, am I?”

Mitch Benn hates to say he told you so 🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@MitchBenn)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 11:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/kelseyhightower/status/1467565132813242369

People putting .eth in their Twitter usernames is creeping me out. Seems very cult like.

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 18:51 GMT

It seems a lot of people in the crypto space have linked their identities to the underlying technology and are unable to discuss things without feeling personally attacked.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 18:42 GMT

installed an app. started it. got notification: "app has pasted from your clipboard" never uninstalled faster also the clipboard had a naughty link in it so a big lol instead of oh shit there 🤣

Miss Amy (@MissAmyTobey)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 17:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/RisuToInu/status/1467521713118363651

I mean this is for a professional email, let’s not make me look stupid now

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 15:59 GMT

No, Apple, I 💯 meant to write “doggy style” and not “foggy” how long have we known each other ffs now come ON, this ain’t the first time

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 15:50 GMT

If you're doing #AdventOfCode and learning stuff, but your code's a mess, you got the wrong answer, you're a few days behind, it took you several hours, you're in a language you're not familiar with... All I hear is that you're learning stuff. You're doing great!! 🌟❤️🎄🧑‍🎄

Eric Wastl (@ericwastl)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 21:25 GMT

transphobes telling trans women that “real women” don’t have a dick? call that argument a logical phallusy

Jerrica 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 (@JinkiesJerrica)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 23:59 GMT

Goldeneye 007 pause music had no business going so hard, but I’m glad it did.

Genna Bain ♡ (@GennaBain)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 16:02 GMT

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 13:41 GMT

Even after the pandemic, we should normalise not going to work/people's houses/taking public transport while sick. Employers should expect and plan for it. Then we can stay at home and watch some Netflix or read a book while blowing our nose every 2 secs.

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psa: if you're sick, or think it's "just a cold", don't go to someone's house & not tell them this until it’s too late! We’re in the middle of a pandemic. You have no idea who’s health you could be compromising. Just b/c your body can tolerate it, doesn’t mean someone else’s can.

TheElephantInTheRoom (@daydreamer2239)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 23:12 GMT

Laura (El) Lam - pre-order Seven Mercies (please) (@LR_Lam)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 10:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/KR1573N/status/1467369346980884480

Highly recommend taking a look at IndieWeb if you’re interested in decentralization :) indieweb.org

Tierney Cyren (@bitandbang)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 05:46 GMT

The first teaser for the #SpiderVerse sequel has been released, along with the film's official title. #SpiderMan: Across the Spider-Verse (Part One) releases exclusively in theaters Oct. 2022

The Hollywood Reporter (@THR)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 01:12 GMT

i just learned, from a fucking youtube comment, that 'none' originally exists as a form of 'no' for when the next word starts with a vowel, still preserved in the phrase 'none other'. no/none are exactly analogous to a/an

eevee (@eevee)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 07:55 GMT

Worried that Hawkeye is giving children unreasonable expectations about the efficacy of archery in close-quarters combat

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 20:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/1467098737021493252

It is a gambling tool for gamblers who want to gamble on how many gamblers are willing to gamble on it at any point in time.

Ghias El Yafi (@YafiGhias)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 12:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1467232288119341061

i did NOT make plans i uprooted my life instead but here in ldn i don’t think the change from 65 to um… substantially more than 65 has sunk in yet, it was during the pando and im still watching life passing by & seeing numbers in my bank apps go up despite the daily ubereats

laura with the red nose and the antlers (@freezydorito)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 20:43 GMT

Nothing like a big tech conference to remind you what men in tech think about the rest of us. Them: “You’re in client services?” Me: “Not exactly.” Other them: “You don’t seem that technical.” Me: “I wrote the whole damn session.”

emily freeman (@editingemily)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 19:25 GMT

I love how toothpaste defies the laws of physics and somehow lasts like 40 weeks looking exactly like this.

Brad Frost (@brad_frost)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 03:45 GMT

Love my new team at @avanade @avanadeuki. Though I may have agreed to take part in a GBBO style challenge to make a Christmas tree out of sugar cookies..

Lee Englestone 💡🧠👨‍💻🚀 (@LeeEnglestone)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 14:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/ellenkorbes/status/1467144200760266754

it's a whole new paradigm, dysfunctional programming

Reuben Morais (@ReubenMorais)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 14:59 GMT

everyone keeps talking about this executive function thing but i dont have the energy to google what it is :/

ellen ☃️🎄❄️ (@ellenkorbes)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 14:50 GMT

did you know that if you put `+noall +answer` into `~/.digrc`, it'll make your dig output easier to read? here's a before/after

🔎Julia Evans🔍 (@b0rk)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 14:59 GMT

Star Trek Minus Context (@NoContextTrek)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 15:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1466985216375992328

the other doctor was too busy sucking to comment

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 04:18 GMT

9 out of 10 doctors recommend girldick

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 04:18 GMT

It's nearly Christmas, so let's solve this once and for all.

Richard Osman (@richardosman)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 08:24 GMT

True that!

Arminius (@guffawer)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 03:11 GMT

. @InterviewMag interviewmagazine.com/culture/how-do…

giabucci (@jaboukie)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 18:13 GMT

The Grinch is a story about how a whole prejudice community ostracized a green child, ran him out of town, and then gaslit him into believing he was the problem and his heart needed to grow. He should’ve lit all their presents up but yal not ready for that conversation

Olayemi Olurin (@msolurin)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 17:56 GMT

.@Jaboukie for @InterviewMag Photographed by Christian Soria Styled by Cece Liu interviewmagazine.com/culture/how-do…

giabuchi's deleted tweets (@jaboukiedeleted)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 18:31 GMT

Things in tech that like to stab you in the back: e2e tests - oh no a random 3rd party API is down and now no one can merge anything monorepos - spend hours configuring CI/CD write-only secrets - never know if your env vars are right using *cool new tech* - HAHA have fun hiring

Kadi Kraman 💚 (@kadikraman)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 08:43 GMT

I can’t fucking do this again. I can’t. It’s like hearing about each new COVID variant popping up

Wyatt “Grinchposting” Duncan (@WyattDuncan)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 00:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/SarahJamieLewis/status/1466839781686398977

You ever think about how depressing it is that entire histories of a field are locked behind paywalls, existing only as badly scanned manuscripts?

Sarah Jamie Lewis (@SarahJamieLewis)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 18:49 GMT

If I could describe capitalism in one headline, it would be this

Joe Clark🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿☭ (@ScottishCommie)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 01:31 GMT

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Sat, 04 Dec 2021 08:26 GMT

The future Zuckerberg wants

surreal entertainment (@s_entainment)Mon, 29 Nov 2021 13:58 GMT

Super easy to complain about services and features and conferences when you’re not one of people putting in the work.

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 22:53 GMT

Everything but ⁦@ForgeRock⁩ 🩸

// (@asynchio)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 23:05 GMT

My husband told me when he starts thinking about stuff that’s too heavy and depressing he goes “scarecrow mode” and I was like what’s that and he was like “I think about a scarecrow for a while and then I laugh”

The Only Living Dead Girl in New York (@missjellinsky)Thu, 02 Dec 2021 23:52 GMT

Web 3.0 belongs to the community of the #Indieweb, not to the blockchain addicts who think that their way is the highway. If anybody wants to kill me for saying that, go right ahead, I’ll just rise, along with my fellows, once more. LOL

Kat M. Moss (@Cambridgeport90)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 20:38 GMT

Type of engineering manager that spends 4 hours writing a job description because they want to be *absolutely* certain that the people who apply will be setup for success

kai (they) (@coilysiren)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 20:57 GMT

Y2K was a real problem. We are able to joke about it today because people in positions of authority (in business and government) took the expert warnings seriously and directed the resources necessary to fix the problem to fixing it before it could result in a major calamity. twitter.com/srslywrong/sta…

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An unfortunate lack of historical knowledge is very common amongst folks in our society. What tweet-sized tidbit of historical knowledge do you think more people should know?

Srsly Wrong Podcast (@SrslyWrong)Tue, 30 Nov 2021 22:09 GMT

Librarianshipwreck (@libshipwreck)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 20:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1466879262737276935

Nobody has been able to figure this out

taddy mason (@no_goblins)Fri, 03 Dec 2021 21:21 GMT