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zoos aren't animal prisons they're animal jails most of those animals have not been convicted of crimes, and (many people do not know this) you can bail the animals out if you have enough money

subjective function optimization (@Theophite)Wed, 13 Nov 2019 02:31 GMT

it appears your tokens are more fungible than you claimed, mister bond

matt (@mpopv)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 08:06 GMT

Yo HOLD ON Why is this a GAME? LOL store.steampowered.com/app/1509650/I_…

jacky.wtf (@jackyalcine)Mon, 03 Jan 2022 05:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/ChloeCondon/status/1477535257893113857

And she hadn't played the role since 2015 😱 Y'all IMAGINE being able to casually step into one of the most vocally demanding roles on BroadWAY, AND being able to do bubble sort. I--?!?? Ma'am, we are not WORTHY!! 🙇‍♀️🛐🙏🙌 @sticklercarla is an absolute ICON.

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 17:25 GMT

my therapist recently told me if you live by the cheers, you die by the boos. that stopped me right in my tracks.

holistic mami✨ (@LeArielleSimone)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 18:47 GMT

gatorsafterdark (@gatorsafterdark)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 21:03 GMT

We are lucky Covid isn't worse than it is Because the next one will be worse

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Covid 19 is probably the best world society has ever handled a pandemic, take that as you will

The Cosmist Insurrection, Inc. ™ (@yungneocon)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 17:37 GMT

K6XSS // Gregg (@greggawatt)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 21:53 GMT

Covid 19 is probably the best world society has ever handled a pandemic, take that as you will

The Cosmist Insurrection, Inc. ™ (@yungneocon)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 17:37 GMT

I imagine @jack realized that the future meant apologizing to members of Congress in hearings for the rest of his life then decided to ✌🏾as Twitter CEO.

Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 21:58 GMT

reminding myself that the buzziest tech terms of last year ("metaverse" & "web3") were both intentional rebrandings of things people didnt like (facebook & crypto)

nathanjurgenson (@nathanjurgenson)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 18:41 GMT

I got COVID and missed the actual dates, so girlfriend and I decided to do a little delayed christmas/nye fusion this weekend 🥰 Feeling especially grateful because arguably the best thing to happen to me in 2021 was her.

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 21:49 GMT

And we’re done!

Laurie (@laurieontech)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 22:11 GMT

In no functioning society should the sentence “Someone stole my ape cartoon” be followed by “now my life savings are gone”

Jess Dweck (@TheDweck)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 21:26 GMT

credit card chip machines are like: - DO NOT remove your card - DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card - take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground

Sarah J. Hass (@tacko_belle)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 18:48 GMT

New year. New you. New meme. #TheExpanse

The Expanse (@ExpanseOnPrime)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 04:30 GMT

It's an honor to be a Meme on New year's Eve. @ExpanseOnPrime #TheExpanse

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New year. New you. New meme. #TheExpanse

The Expanse (@ExpanseOnPrime)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 04:30 GMT

Emma Ho (@Emmahoofficial)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 05:07 GMT

everybody trying to pvp when the game is pve

Edward Snowden (@Snowden)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 18:17 GMT

Countdown to Year 2038 problem: 16 years, 16 days, 20 hours, 10 minutes and 44 seconds ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░ 76.42%

Y2K38 countdown ⏱️ (@countdown2038)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 07:03 GMT

What is a funny IT mistake that you made that others can learn from? 19 years ago I once swapped input and output files with the df command. Wiping evidence for a case.

strandjs (@strandjs)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 17:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/strandjs/status/1477337477656502276

We had a server crash, ie. a tower case physically tipped over and crashed to the floor. We improved our data center set up somewhat after that.

@mikko (@mikko)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 14:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/jargonaught/status/1477301454302031874

Anthony Ⓥ🌹 (@sauteslut)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 15:39 GMT

Italy has an honours system where they dish out medals of the Order of the Roman Empire Only joking That would be ridiculous

Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 19:56 GMT

I love it when Phil Collins trends because I get to post this gem: (Volume up)

Kaj-Erik Eriksen®️ (@KajEriksen)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 01:10 GMT

at this point, the Harry Potter reunion shit is indefensible the impact is just a massive advertisement for her and her hate

Tierney Cyren, the Cosmic Equine (@bitandbang)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 10:03 GMT

well I mean they're not wrong 🤷‍♂️

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🐸 (@krazyfrog)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 08:12 GMT

Liran Tal | Developer-first AppSec 🚀 (@liran_tal)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 09:20 GMT

🐸 (@krazyfrog)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 08:12 GMT

News Reader claiming “Good News, it’s the hottest New Years Eve on record!” is exactly what #DontLookUp was about. People will just chortle away about the climate crisis until the rising seas, gigafires, firenados and just general bloody air pollution finish us all.

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BREAKING: The UK has seen its warmest New Year's Eve on record with temperatures provisionally reaching 15.3C (59.54F), the Met Office said. Read more: trib.al/GftOcvx

Sky News (@SkyNews)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 12:34 GMT

Wandering Woodsman 🔥🚴‍♂️🌳 (@philsturgeon)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 10:08 GMT

Happy 2022 friends! 12 years ago I began posting notes on my site before Twitter: tantek.com/2010/001/t1/de… Have a site? Own your notes in 2022. Be the #P2P #decentralization you want to see, instead of tweeting to the wind. Questions? Ask #indieweb ... tantek.com/t5GZ1

Tantek (@t)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 02:29 GMT

CDC this, CDC that, I just want him to C me D way I C him 😣💯😩

julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 01:50 GMT

How this show deals with trauma is so fucking amazing. Thank you @TheExpanseWR

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#TheExpanse604

the expanse gifs // not spoiler free (@expansegifs)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 00:10 GMT

Jax 🌘desert witch ✨🔮 (@winterr_wolf)Sun, 02 Jan 2022 00:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/PennySarchet/status/1476504010354012168

2021 showing 2022 around the workplace.

5x5 Creativity #PrivatisationIsTheft #TheNHSisOURS (@5by5Creativity)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 14:47 GMT

hi there! i’m a random weirdo who doesn’t follow you. just wanted to let you know that i misinterpreted your post in a bizarrely specific way and now i am fucking furious about some shit you didn’t say. could you spare 20 minutes or so for me to explain why this is your fault?

kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact)Wed, 24 Mar 2021 00:47 GMT

Very normal, Twitter. Thank you.

Mia Moore 🏳️‍🌈 (@StopTweetingMia)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 18:52 GMT

As an engineer, @Neovim is critical infrastructure for my productivity, so I set up a monthly donation a few years ago through GitHub. It's great to be able to support a project that I rely on! ☺️

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here's a recommendable new years resolution: donate in support of the critical open source tools you rely on. We do this at @discourse every year.

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:27 GMT

Alex Gude (@alex_gude)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 15:40 GMT

here's a recommendable new years resolution: donate in support of the critical open source tools you rely on. We do this at @discourse every year.

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:27 GMT

A *huge* honour to be an #openukhonouree, alongside some absolute powerhouses in the open-source community. What a great way to kick off the year! 🎉 P.S. I've never had an award that had my name engraved in it, so this was pretty cool. 😂

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Congratulations to all of the emerging talent in the UK Open Technology ecosystem who have made our second New Year Honours List #openukgennext openuk.uk/2022HonoursList Wishing everyone a Happy New Year and inviting you to start 2022 by celebrating this talent #openukhonouree

OpenUK (@openuk_uk)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:01 GMT

Pauline P. Narvas 🐾💪🏼💜 (@paulienuh)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:48 GMT

API new year! May all your POST /wishes return 200 OK

API Handyman 💉💉 (@apihandyman)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 17:37 GMT

making a new account because my old acct got permanently content banned

Cloudy☁️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 10:35 GMT

dad walking into room are u ok son or daughter is lying on floor crying no I don’t know what to do in the future and it’s getting closer and closer and I feel so overwhelmed

reactions (@reactjpg)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 04:30 GMT

I always get sad on New Year’s day about the passage of time and things I haven’t accomplished yet and whether I’m truly living my life to the fullest anyone relate haha no worries if not

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 14:55 GMT

RT @rosstmiller Thoughts going into 2022

A Christmas Carol 🎄 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 22:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/JohnAndreu/status/1476751613050114067

But when they show it daily AND tell you, there’s no room for doubt!

Smileycrafts (@Smileycrafts)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 05:07 GMT

Who actually tells their partner they love them every single day??

Hear Me Roar (@Stop_Trump20)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 20:55 GMT

If you're interested in #Veganuary - trying a vegan diet for a month - there are loads of tips and recipes on veganuary.com/partner/happyc… And if you're looking for restaurants in your area which serve great veggie food - I thoroughly recommend happycow.net

Terence Eden (@edent)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 13:52 GMT

Absolutely did not need this attack on the first day of 2022

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 13:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/Samathy_Barratt/status/1477268212320452611

Seriously, I'm in excellent company on this list - @_phzn @JamieTanna @oluoluoxenfree

Samathy Barratt (@Samathy_Barratt)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 13:19 GMT

I got an award! I'm on a list of fab people! 🏅 Apparently I'm one to watch in the future of open technology, so, I guess, keep your eyes on me folks. 👀 #openukgennext

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Congratulations to all of the emerging talent in the UK Open Technology ecosystem who have made our second New Year Honours List #openukgennext openuk.uk/2022HonoursList Wishing everyone a Happy New Year and inviting you to start 2022 by celebrating this talent #openukhonouree

OpenUK (@openuk_uk)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 00:01 GMT

Samathy Barratt (@Samathy_Barratt)Sat, 01 Jan 2022 13:19 GMT

Not everyone deserves an invite to your next chapter, doesn't matter who they are.

Ariela 🤍 (@ariela1122)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 17:05 GMT