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do you think Henry Cavill grunts like Geralt during sex?

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Thu, 23 Dec 2021 07:27 GMT

blue line: daily COVID cases in the USA red line: bad reviews of Yankee Candles on Amazon saying "they don't have any scent" sources: google and twitter.com/nick_beauchamp…

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https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1473360059908374539

Here's a plot of the "no smell" complaints for the top three Yankee Candles on Amazon.

Nick Beauchamp (@nick_beauchamp)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 04:22 GMT

eleanor (@zornsllama)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 08:45 GMT

Your weekly reminder that “Quick chat?” is a great way to induce arrhythmia in millennials 🙃

❄️🎄☃️ 𝒯𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝒴𝓊𝓁𝑒 ☃️🎄❄️ (@TactiFail)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 20:56 GMT

Ready. Set. Build together… LEGO Build Day 2021 is on its way! Hit the play button to get inspired. What will you create at the world’s biggest build party? #LEGOBuildDay #RebuildTheWorld

LEGO (@LEGO_Group)Thu, 16 Dec 2021 16:00 GMT

Tom Holland is different

ƶola morales☀️#BLM (@zola1k)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 14:44 GMT

He knows something we don’t about manifesting idk

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Tom Holland is different

ƶola morales☀️#BLM (@zola1k)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 14:44 GMT

Challan (@challxn)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 02:40 GMT

I wanted a way to monitor trending CVEs on Twitter So I built CVEtrends.com - data comes from Twitter + NIST NVD APIs - back-end: Python, Flask, PostgreSQL, and Redis - front-end: React + Bootstrap It's a quick MVP, but let me know your thoughts and feedback...

Simon J. Bell (@SimonByte)Tue, 23 Nov 2021 13:53 GMT

I was wondering what sort of broken people would stoop to using Twitter Spaces and it turns out it's pretty much what I expected.

Bodil Stokke, Esq. (@bodil)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:16 GMT

this pretty much sums up my experience as a senior engineer 💩

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The feminine urge to think something is super impressive until the minute I do it, at which point “anyone could do that.”

Dre Becker (@andreavbecker)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 19:05 GMT

mx. claus 🤶🏼 (@SamAllenX)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:18 GMT

The feminine urge to think something is super impressive until the minute I do it, at which point “anyone could do that.”

Dre Becker (@andreavbecker)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 19:05 GMT

Lady in the lift making small talk said "only three days left now" with some excitement and my heart beat faster for a moment thinking I'd lost track of time in a good way but it turns out she wasn't talking about The Book of Boba Fett.

Bodil Stokke, Esq. (@bodil)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:26 GMT

thrilled to once again spend some quality time with my good friend, Geralt of Rivia

Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 00:34 GMT

I am seeing so many of these stories! I hope that people are taking the right message from them: 💉 If you're doing a higher risk activity today, then test again today, even if you tested negative yesterday! 💉 lat flows test high infectiousness; PCRs test presence of virus

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Negative lateral flows -Friday -Saturday -Sunday -Monday -Tuesday Negative PCR -Saturday Positive PCR -Tuesday I am isolating to 2022 it seems

Omar Khan (@omaromalleykhan)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 07:49 GMT

all we have is each other (@setalyas)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 11:16 GMT

it me i'm boys

ellen (@ellenkorbes)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 12:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/nisatyas/status/1473374818015735812

“Girly scented” sorry did I miss the great Candle Gendering? as if a display of axe body spray wouldn’t be twice as effective anyways

B🦇🐈‍⬛ (@insomniamemoirs)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 21:31 GMT

The yankee candle review index is ominous as fuck. Buckle up, y'all.

Jingle Bottom Jeans, Boots with the Fir (@noveldevice)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 00:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1473559738327736326

The National Lottery, selling people with no other options hope of homeownership since 1994 :P

Holly & the Ivy Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 07:44 GMT

1. Ooh gonna finally own my own house and move all the kitties in and we can never be turfed out by a landlord again! *30 seconds later* 2. Ooh might buy a Freddo

Holly & the Ivy Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 07:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1473560138099396609

How much is a chocolate orange? I'm gonna buy a chocolate orange.

Holly & the Ivy Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 08:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/allierosejokes/status/1473094476956590080

“You take the blue pill…you take a nap. Wake up on the couch, wonder for a second if the whole pandemic was a dream. You take the red pill…you stay on Twitter. See how deep the despair goes.”

Allison Rose (@allierosejokes)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 00:55 GMT

the funniest part of the 2011 comedy "Contagion" is when they invent a lifesaving vaccine at the end, and then everyone takes the vaccine. hahahaha fantastic writing

Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 20:01 GMT

It's 2021, why are you still telling us it's hard to find Black speakers? We're right here. It's 2021 and I am still seeing panels and conferences with nothing but white men at the helm. Let's change that. blackspeakerscollection.pory.app

Madi B. l Blue Haired Unicorn 🦄 🏳️‍🌈(she/her) (@corprteUnicorn)Wed, 01 Dec 2021 16:59 GMT

A bunch of Irish lads doing a Christmas pub crawl dressed as selection box is still absolute genius! 😂

Tim Bolton (@TimBolton01)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 12:14 GMT

"Everybody says they're trying to get their piece of the pie. They don't realize that the world is a kitchen. You can make your own pie." — Terry Crews Someone else winning doesn't mean you're going to lose. Your success is in YOUR hands. Get after it!

Dave Ramsey (@DaveRamsey)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 18:25 GMT

What's your favorite question to ask when you finish an interview (as the interviewee)?

Dan Moore (@mooreds)Sun, 19 Dec 2021 16:32 GMT

'You know who'd really love that? Me.'

Monzo (@monzo)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 10:31 GMT

Perennial reminder that if you see some dumb thing that KFC or Wendy’s or any other brand does and you tweet about it all snarky like “Why does this exist!?”…the answer is your tweet. You tweeting about it is why it exists. Stop falling for it.

Eize Basa (@PonchoRebound)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 17:18 GMT

the matrix is a movie about the hottest people in the world using the computer

Patrick (@lunch_enjoyer)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 02:22 GMT

Just had to inform a large UK professional body that maybe using Tomcat 6.0.45 (6.x was EOL'd 5 years ago) on their public website maybe isn't a great idea

Russell Howe (@rhowe212)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 16:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/ViditBhat/status/1473253038777196545

No.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 11:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/izelnakri/status/1473251805597478912

Law is a practice backed by courts so people can challenge it. We use our real names and identities so we can be held and hold others accountable.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 11:24 GMT

Ask yourself, would you really want to live in a society we could define via a collection of code snippets?

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Human societies are far too complex to be abstracted away behind a set of smart contracts.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 11:11 GMT

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 11:30 GMT

Today's important soft skill - hearing about a technical issue and being able to identify the difference between being able to fix it, needing to fix it, and it needing to be fixed by the team discussing it A hard one when your team's gut reaction is so often "fix it now, fast!"

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 09:57 GMT

absolutely not mentally ready to go live with my parents for a week this is gonna be brutal watch this space

laura with the red nose and the antlers (@freezydorito)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 08:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1473208877000925189

i brought my work phone and i’m absolutely gonna dial in to the weekly standup to vent to whoever’s attending that

laura with the red nose and the antlers (@freezydorito)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 08:29 GMT

Good news: Log4j is the only library you use that’s been trivially vulnerable for about a decade.

haroon meer (@haroonmeer)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 11:12 GMT

Reproduced. @ProtonMail #log4jRCE

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https://twitter.com/aftergreatest/status/1470286011632525314

@ProtonMail ProtonMail is logging my email content?

削·格瓦斯 (@aftergreatest)Mon, 13 Dec 2021 07:19 GMT

ツキ🌙 (@iimtsuki)Mon, 13 Dec 2021 12:20 GMT

so i tested positive for covid after 6 days of negative testing, and 3 days of symptoms. if you think u have a cold bc u tested negative, u prob don't!!!

Izzie Ramirez (@IzzieRamirez)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 15:24 GMT

Btw “does the dog die” is a really cool website that list a bunch of trigger warnings for movies and stuff. Id really recommend it before watching a movie you dont know, its help me alot with avoiding troublesome media

💀👻 Venus 🕸🕷🔪 (@Tofuontoast45)Sun, 19 Dec 2021 23:10 GMT

can you see it?

Paul (@ScribbledCoffee)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 13:02 GMT

My cat telling me he loves me

Nathan (@Humanstein)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 03:30 GMT

Any interview question that relies on historical knowledge of how things were done before the current paradigm is a bad one. Just because you learned legacy thing first doesn’t make it a requirement for understanding the current functionality.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Tue, 21 Dec 2021 00:56 GMT

ok so turns out if you’re vaxxed, it’s much more likely to take days of symptoms for a Covid test to detect infection. unvaxxed, it’ll start appearing on tests about the same time as symptoms appear. all of this is a few days (at least) after exposure twitter.com/michaelmina_la…

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ugh I feel soooooo sick someone who has kept up on the science: I wouldn’t have a negative Covid test after having symptoms if I had Covid, right?

Maia Bittner (@maiab)Sun, 28 Nov 2021 23:39 GMT

Maia Bittner (@maiab)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 22:45 GMT

They’re right btw

BERSERK (@srslyberserk)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 03:28 GMT

It’s still wild to me that you swab your own nose when you take official COVID tests in the U.S. - like I don’t trust myself enough to do this properly someone pls help 😅

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Mon, 20 Dec 2021 18:10 GMT