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I'm not interested in 2021 accomplishments: Let me know how you need care. Tell me the ways your heart fell & still beats. Share how naps exhilarated you. Praise on how you said No & felt it in your marrow. Rejoice texts you left unread. How you slept in. Love, how did you rest?

brownroundboi (@brownroundboi)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 00:52 GMT

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE #NEWYEAR

Paul {Atreides} Wood (@SuperRetroid)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:43 GMT

Got a 3D printer for Christmas, realized I can use it to print any New Year’s glasses I want.

Jesse McLaren (@McJesse)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:34 GMT

cryptobros: everything is a smart contract and so it’s totally good and fair also crypto bros: awwwww I got scammed bc the smart contract had malicious code that i didn’t spot 😭😭😭 there’s a reason real financial systems have so much regulation and insurance 🙃🙃🙃

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 18:56 GMT

drunk texting my dealer

I hope this is satire... (@sablaah)Sat, 23 Oct 2021 19:01 +0000

I'm absolutely certain that more Republican cis male politicians have been charged with sex crimes in public than the whole of trans and non-binary people, but thanks for playing.

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It can’t be stressed enough that the primary thing that motivates leftism is their desire to act out their sexual fetishes in front of you. That’s what gender ideology is mostly about also. twitter.com/libsoftiktok/s…

Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 23:41 GMT

Charlotte Clymer 🏳️‍🌈 (@cmclymer)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 17:55 GMT

Everyone who works at a public university in the U.S. knows that the struggle is real. #DontLookUp

David Ho (@_david_ho_)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 22:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/encthenet/status/1476721211321118720

Microsoft jk, they just managed to do enough good for OSS for the shitty stuff to be mostly forgotten

Tobias 😷 💉+ (@upsjCC)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 01:11 GMT

good people don't reform bad companies. bad companies reform good people

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Given this logic, aren't the true heroes folks who work hard to reform these companies from within. 🤔 twitter.com/ctrlshifti/sta…

Daniel Wallen (@WebWallen)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:45 GMT

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/ofcAnthony/status/1476613457487224833

Getting there now! #Lego #SuperMario64

Anthony, not working, of course 💉💉💉 (@ofcAnthony)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/ofcAnthony/status/1476606568489758726

Progress! #Lego #SuperMario64

Anthony, not working, of course 💉💉💉 (@ofcAnthony)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 17:57 GMT

The kid started helping, then got bored, so this is me for a bit. #Lego #SuperMario64

Anthony, not working, of course 💉💉💉 (@ofcAnthony)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 17:30 GMT

Kristi💪YamaGucciMane (@wapplehouse)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:36 GMT

2021 was a good year, no kidding. Social distancing keeps making me a better person. I'm excessively introverted, and this new life is less overwhelming.

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:43 GMT

Only today did I learn that my home state has an official, active twitter account, and it is delightfully salty and unhinged

Denise Yu 💉💉 (@deniseyu21)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:51 GMT

🚨🚨 | NEW: 1 in 25 people in England had Covid last week

Politics For All (@PoliticsForAlI)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:53 GMT

would really love to end the year on 69k followers so if some of you could unfollow I’d be really grateful x

Stevie Martin (@5tevieM)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 16:01 GMT

https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/1476947159832535056

It's bad enough that we've normalized CSR to a point where you had to share something with someone else, a screenshot is more effective.

jacky.wtf (@jackyalcine)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 16:04 GMT

Every part of a Web interface (and those that are only renderable from a Web browser) NEED to be accessible via a URL.

jacky.wtf (@jackyalcine)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 16:03 GMT

My biggest struggle as a software engineer is accepting that there’s no single “right” solution.

Jack Ellis (@JackEllis)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 15:06 GMT

Code is law. Now imagine you had the mafia drafting contracts. This is why we have professional experts reviewing terms, and a legal system to prevent illegal contracts from being enforced.

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https://twitter.com/cat5749/status/1476813280844738561

With this happening, the contract evolved into a honeypot where people could only make purchases but not any sort of sales. This meant that on a DEX chart, people would see the candles going up only and induce FOMO to buy more before it spiked up further. 10/

meows.eth (@cat5749)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 07:11 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 14:57 GMT

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harold Kim will smooch a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Let's start 2022 on the right hoof, everyone.

Star Trek Minus Context (@NoContextTrek)Sun, 26 Dec 2021 15:29 GMT

Planet of the Apes (1968, dir. Franklin J. Schaffner) - what an ending!

Alex (@geewhiz_wow)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 21:00 GMT

New Year's Eve. As most of you know, I had a really difficult year. I've been absolutely blown away by how kind and supportive people have been, and that includes you. If you've interacted with me in any way, you've helped. Thank you all so much. ❤️

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 11:34 GMT

At the vets with Duck. Cab driver said "bye duck" as I got out, and for a second I was like 'how did he know her name?!' Ah, Nottingham.

Holly & the Ivy Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 11:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/klts0/status/1475705942444544001

4/ the virus can only infect people that are having a good time and not a boring time. That’s why it spreads at parties and other social gatherings but not at schools or workplaces.

Keletso Makofane, MPH, PhD (@klts0)Tue, 28 Dec 2021 05:51 GMT

oh I hate this but it is clever covidstandardtime.com

Rami Ismail (رامي) (@tha_rami)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 02:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1476851686614384645

I don't have traditional resolutions, I have a bingo card full of goals, small and big, and strive for a bingo by the end of the year. Did not manage one in 2021. You have inspired me to add some "not mess with" squares for 2022. 🤔

Kitt Hodsden (@kitt)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 09:50 GMT

Right, after spending 2 weeks watching TikToks… I think I *finally* get why it’s hooked so many people. Its a short, memorable way to communicate a message across. There’s definitely room for more educational content as well as silly ones to help you deal with everything.

Pauline P. Narvas 🐾💪🏼💜 (@paulienuh)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 10:25 GMT

god damn it does not feel like nye

Tierney Cyren, the Cosmic Equine (@bitandbang)Wed, 30 Dec 2020 18:10 GMT

absolutely incredible

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 18:56 GMT

nevermind

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jigsaw puzzles are fun as FUCK

SENN 🌈 (@senntheskatanic)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 22:05 GMT

SENN 🌈 (@senntheskatanic)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 16:11 GMT

jigsaw puzzles are fun as FUCK

SENN 🌈 (@senntheskatanic)Mon, 27 Dec 2021 22:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/fingerbIaster/status/1476788135870697472

My husband is well endowed enough that even magnums feel uncomfortably tight on him. Like enough that activity couldn't continue. Thankfully we're married and incapable of pregnancy so it isn't an issue anymore, but I also don't think he's *that* big, tough out there for big boys

Kloby (@Kolberzz)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 05:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/Kolberzz/status/1476791878926303232

best humblebrag ive seen in a while. its a twofer too cause the implied brag about how good you are at takin massive pipe. well crafted

chinga la migra (@triangular_duck)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 07:50 GMT

https://twitter.com/SpaceBojack/status/1476721352803504135

dictating others existences isn't good for you

Snotrocket (@KnifeFightr)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 06:29 GMT

BLÅHAJ seeks revenge

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Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 05:53 GMT

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 06:27 GMT

Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 05:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/hey_jorhey/status/1474446601552863242

Hard disagree - having team members who are intentionally disconnected from your business is way more costly

Colin Landforce 🛠 (@landforce)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 18:32 GMT

DoorDash is rolling out a program where everyone on their team does a delivery at least once a month. Some of their engineers, who make upwards of $400k, are outraged that they will have to actually use the product that they build. Bunch of losers.

Colin Landforce 🛠 (@landforce)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 18:24 GMT

Guess what, nobody asked me, so now we're going to talk about this DoorDash Dogfooding outrage. You're gonna get all my hottest takes because I've got a sidecar in my hand and no deadlines tonight. Strap in.

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DoorDash is rolling out a program where everyone on their team does a delivery at least once a month. Some of their engineers, who make upwards of $400k, are outraged that they will have to actually use the product that they build. Bunch of losers.

Colin Landforce 🛠 (@landforce)Fri, 24 Dec 2021 18:24 GMT

Chelsea Troy 🏳️‍🌈 (@HeyChelseaTroy)Fri, 31 Dec 2021 01:59 GMT

PLZ@HELP MY COWORKER IS NON BINARY N I CALL EVERYONE GIRLBOSS SO I PANICED N CALLED THEM BOSS BABY IM GOING TO THROW UP

Kait :3 (@texasrezkinoff_)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 20:45 GMT

👍🏻 For folks looking for concrete and impactful steps they can take that aren’t personal: divest from using Facebook tech in your projects. Vote with your tech stack. twitter.com/quinnypig/stat…

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https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1476372236776849408

Let me be clear: I think the company is molten garbage, but that's a very different thing than dunking on the humans who work there. I don't want to be remembered for a lack of empathy towards other people.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 02:17 GMT

Zach Leatherman (@zachleat)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 17:55 GMT

One More Log4j Security Hole Before the New Year via @thenewstack & @sjvn You didn't really want to go to that New Years Party anyway did you? It's time to patch vulnerable #log4j2 libraries one more time. #Security

Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols (@sjvn)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 19:10 GMT

why is my timeline always a trashfire why are you all fighting

Skylar ⚒（司凯拉) (@ChippSkylarkk)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 19:12 GMT

"People be like yassss queen go get that bag as a woman in tech!! But no not like that!!! Only at companies or ways I approve of!!" -anonymous

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Wed, 29 Dec 2021 03:56 GMT

It is not ignorance that prevents governments from stopping climate breakdown. It is their obsession with capitalist growth. #DontLookUp

Jason Hickel (@jasonhickel)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 11:20 GMT

thank u for your valuable insights, Ass Juice

shelley (@codebytere)Thu, 30 Dec 2021 10:49 GMT