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What an amazing #soocon24 I'm utterly exhausted from meeting so many old and new friends. Thank you to all the volunteers, speakers, and attendees for making it such a fun and friendly space.

Uh, social experiment? How about we do a socialism experiment instead

Attached: 1 image stop doing offices ... they have played us for absolute fools

The episode of @gotime@changelog.social I recorded is out! Just in time for the release of #golang 1.22. :ablobcatattention: https://changelog.com/gotime/302

I keep hearing about post-op girls who can't remember what it felt like to have a penis and I think "that sounds like a thing people say that's not real but everyone wants to be real." Like, we love our entire lives with these things, we're not gonna just *forget.* Let's be sensible. It's been 4 days since surgery and I legit cannot remember what it felt like to have a penis. I'm not even sure what it feels like to have a vagina yet, it's still filled with packing and sewn shut. I honestly don't know what hanging a vagina is like. But I have no memory of what having a penis I'd like. None. It almost feels like a part of my consciousness was removed with the penis.

#soocon24 is like open source conferences used to be. This is more of a compliment than it may sound like.

some days i wake up feeling low and then i remember that i am indirectly responsible for literally hundreds of thousands of orgasms

Spent the last few days building a small site which will convert an OPML file of RSS subscriptions into an HTML list of links to their respective websites. I needed it for a blogroll I’m planning to add, but I figured this might be something others may find useful. https://opml-to-blogroll.lmika.app

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https://brid.gy//oauth_dropins_static/bluesky.svg I’m happy to announce that Bridgy Publish now supports Bluesky! Big thanks to Joel Otter who did much of the heavy lifting here, like with Bluesky …

If you're a girl and walk up to me in a bar or some social setting and start talking to me about a Fourier transformation or some other complex math shit please know that I will almost immediately stop listening to you. I don't mean to. It's just that my brain will be overloaded trying to figure out how you're supposed to keep talking about whatever random incomprehensible shit you're saying while my tongue is exploring your mouth.

Attached: 1 image This is where I belong #SOOCon24 #OpenUK I am trying to get the #ubuntu LoCo back up and running. But I’d love to know how I can be more involved in #OpenSource UK adoption. I’ve found my home after years in the wilderness of yelling.

@Edent@mastodon.social I am jealous you got to see @www.jvt.me@www.jvt.me LIVE while i have to fall back to the recorded version! Lovely human.

Things that make me ridiculously happy: 12-year-old neice asking after Aunty Kat.

“Now obviously for this position we’re expecting some amount of frontend experience… it says here you’re familiar with manipulating the DOM, would you tell us a little more about that?” The candidate smirked. “Make me.”

[…some time later…] “heya, I’m back!!” “oh hey how’d it g- babe I thought I told you to change your eyeliner, you know how badly the cheap stuff runs” “yeah, I know…” “wait, are those bruises?! …I’m gonna guess you didn’t get the job?” “I start Monday!”

Attached: 1 image ok ok https://ascii.theater is beyond cool 🎞️ `ssh -o StrictHostKeyChecking=no watch.ascii.theater`

Attached: 3 images Join us at State of Open Con, where open source innovators unite to tackle challenges across software, data, and hardware. OpenSSF is excited to be part of the conversation today and tomorrow! 💬 #OSSSecurity @openuk@hachyderm.io @Omkhar@infosec.exchange

Why is the aid that I get conditional but the aid that Israel gets isn’t?

Attached: 1 image Breaking news from Marvel's casting team

It does blow my mind that I'm at the point of my life where I can see someone doing what I was doing a DECADE ago (tbh more) and me thinking "oh you have no idea"

Quantifying your reliance on #OSS by @www.jvt.me@www.jvt.me They started to create a dependency tree to determine whether they should take part in #hacktoberfest. But it's not always ☀️🌈 as in some cases all depends on a very fragile library ([xkcd comic#2347](https://xkcd.com/2347/)) Understanding how your business depends on software is important from a few points: - how am I affected by migrating away from #OpenSource - usage of unwanted libraries - understand usage of libraries and their versions - discover unmaintained, deprecated or vulnerable software But all that applies to #InnerSource too!! - how maintained are the dependencies? - how are the security practices followed in the supply chain? How can we do it? It can be done using #OpenSource with dependency-management-data https://dmd.tanna.dev/ with a CLI and web interface. It uses a #sqlite db, and provides a graphQL api too. And without vendor locking! Dependabot API helped him to get some insights to know where contribute that were helpful to the company he was working. But it was not enough information. endoflife.date helped him to find what's soon to expire and other similar websites for other info. `dmd` helps in an easier way and it uses #renovate and other tools and services to get all the data for the model. Then you can query the db with what you are interested. It comes with some pre-baked queries. For #InnerSource you could define advisories and policies for when you don't have open APIs to query for that information. For example, flag when some software is using an old git server instance or set a set of code owners, or how many customer facing is using an outdated dependency. Their [website has some case studies with more examples](https://dmd.tanna.dev/case-studies/). #SOOCON24

I'm about a 2/10 on emotional energy to give and yet lots of places are demanding it right now, hate this

When someone *really* loves you, they delete all that ridiculous querystring nonsense from the end of the hyperlink before sending it to you. 💘

Attached: 1 image went on a stupid short mental health walk for my stupid mental health in the stupid rain getting stupid wet in the stupid grey outside

I want to ask prospective employers what their technical debt management work flow looks like but I don't know if I'm ready to watch a stranger cry.

TIL that sudo, the unix command line utility, has a logo. And that logo is cursed. https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sudo_logo.png

Another thing I am begging of people who make APIs: When you include sample code in the docs, include the "using"/"use"/"import"/"#include" statements. Please. Please. I just pasted this inline sample code https://mlem.ellpeck.de/articles/ui.html#setting-it-up into my hello world program, and it's failing because the symbol "UntexturedStyle" could not be found. "Are you missing a using directive or an assembly reference?", asks dotnet. Yeah, probably?? because you didn't tell me what using directives I needed?!?

"But it's obvious" I'M READING THE "GETTING STARTED" DOCUMENTATION. OBVIOUSLY I HAVE NO BASIS FOR COMPREHENDING WHAT IS OR ISN'T OBVIOUS

People who design APIs. I am begging you. It doesn't matter how "simple" or "intuitive" or "elegant" your API is. You need to include sample code.

People are like "I'm a full stack engineer" and they haven't even built their own Operating System.

Attached: 1 image Government urged to fix NHS waiting lists after King Charles spends 24 hours on trolley in hospital corridor https://newsthump.com/2024/02/05/government-urged-to-fix-nhs-waiting-lists-after-king-charles-spends-24-hours-on-trolley-in-hospital-corridor/

How many public commits do you need to have made before you can call yourself an "Open Source Contributor"? #soocon24 #OpenSource #FOSS [ ] 1 [ ] >1

That feeling when you want to hire a technical writer to overhaul your documentation, but first you have to finish overhauling it so that even a tech-writer can understand WTF it is they'd be communicating.

Stacy's mom Has set up us the bomb Her name is CATS and the main screen turn on Stacy, you and I, make our time before we die I know it might be wrong Our base belong to Stacy's mom

I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered, 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K, and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane.

I just published #Regal v0.16.0. This release brings two new linter rules, but most importantly it adds a language server (LSP) mode to Regal, allowing editor integrations to lint your workspace continuously as you work on your #Rego policies. Client implementations soon to follow. Exciting times! Thanks @charlieegan3 for an awesome contribution! https://github.com/StyraInc/regal/releases/tag/v0.16.0 #OPA #Linter #DevOps #DevSecOps #IAM #PolicyAsCode

Attached: 1 image #TheTwoGenders

one day the pandemic will be over and i will stop havign FOMO over #cfgmgmtcamp #YAMLcamp

Attached: 1 image My favourite FOSDEM track… the fully empty women’s toilet 😂

The first IndieWebCamp of 2024 is coming to Brighton in March.

Attached: 1 image wtf, wait. no way.. how the

See cost estimates for Terraform right in your editor💰📉 - GitHub - infracost/vscode-infracost: See cost estimates for Terraform right in your editor💰📉