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After quarantine my strip club had a mask mandate and I had to perform rigorous cardio for up to eight hours while wearing one. You are a soft little baby.

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i feel like this idea that wearing a mask isn't disruptive or annoying is largely held by people who don't have to wear them very much and are totally ok not doing activities for which masking is impossible (i.e. sharing a meal with someone outside your household)

Matthew Zeitlin (@MattZeitlin)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 19:49 GMT

rara (@islandgoth)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 17:25 GMT

I thought I was being smart by rounding up the payment into the “mortgage” pot to the nearest whole £, as I figured I’d eventually have enough leftover that it paid itself for a month. I just did the maths on that: 3071 months, or 255 years. I’m not very smart. 🙃

Issy Long (@issyl0)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 13:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/rhowe212/status/1490316499394957318

This obviously assumes you are in the luxurious position of not scraping to make ends meet, in which case obviously arrange it so you have to pay as little as possible and assume circumstances change in future

Russell Howe (@rhowe212)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 13:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/issyl0/status/1490314549240684547

The way I did it is to arrange the mortgage with the longest term possible so that the required monthly payment is low, then choose a monthly payment I'm happy with. It doesn't feel like overpaying then, and you've given yourself some headroom if you need to take a payment break

Russell Howe (@rhowe212)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 13:28 GMT

https://twitter.com/gasminimal/status/1490151426932232192

Opinions are things like “I like Coke better than Pepsi” This is what the world at large refers to as hate speech.

AkashaCoin: Trans Program (@AkashaCoin)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 02:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/wellsbering/status/1488890276005429249

This sounds like a really weird way to get someone to a glory hole.

Timothy Kolek (@phantomliger89)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 17:16 GMT

https://twitter.com/ZiziFothSi/status/1490287112557666309

'if you don't like it, don't watch' he said, not liking other people's opinions on the Twitter timeline he curated

Gee Aitch Cee (@Scriblit)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 11:35 GMT

“I can’t believe everyone is getting so OFFENDED by everything”, he huffed, offendedly

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 11:31 GMT

I’d still argue for starting with Heroku. Dockerise your app, use Heroku with Docker, move to Kubernetes in the future. If you survive.

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https://twitter.com/mipsytipsy/status/1490233200701886465

We are only just about now reaching the point where I would have argued that a new startup should start on k8s on the technical merits, but the staffing and skill distribution is way out in front. A similar thing happened with golang a little bit earlier.

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 08:00 GMT

Adam Niedzielski (@niedzielskiadam)Sun, 06 Feb 2022 08:43 GMT

aw time to log in to twitter.com :)

laura (@freezydorito)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 23:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/editingemily/status/1490034015809638401

I made rainbow waffles for the kids. Twins

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 20:07 GMT

My Open Source contributions stopped right after I joined Google. 😅

Nicolas A Perez (@anicolaspp)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 17:42 GMT

The “Acceptable To Italians Index” is my new favorite set of metrics

Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 19:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/kartar/status/1490059102365618177

From watching Reacher?

Martijn Meijering (@mmeijeri)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 21:10 GMT

random sensory flashback to the Bioshock Infinite DLC where they wanted to communicate to the player "you are in Paris, France" so they put a little kid in the game dancing around in the street while holding a baguette over his head

Pocklecool (@instant_grat)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 20:19 GMT

https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1489979800001384451

AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD (@NoCatsNoMasters)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 15:16 GMT

this is how twitter is marketing their new hell-feature

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For when you want to reply directly to a Tweet's author, we're making it easier to DM them from your timeline to start a conversation. Now testing a DM icon on Tweets with some of you on iOS.

Twitter Support (@TwitterSupport)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 20:02 GMT

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 15:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/projectfunction/status/1490078886197186561

🥳 To celebrate ProjectFunction turning 3(!) this month, learners on this course will (not only gain invaluable programming experience but also) be financially rewarded for their effort & dedication 💪 2/3 #PFWave7

ProjectFunction (@projectfunction)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 21:44 GMT

ProjectFunction is back! We're announcing an in-person, free course 'Intro to Web Dev' starting March 29th, 2022 in Nottingham (venue TBC). As always, spaces are limited & prioritised for under-represented folks. Applications opening very soon 👀 RT for reach 🎉 1/3 #PFWave7

ProjectFunction (@projectfunction)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 21:44 GMT

The fact that “grep” stands for global regex print, which is 4000x times easier to understand than trying to understand grep in abstract just neatly summarises the entire Linux ecosystem in a nutshell to me 😂

Lou ☁️ 👨‍💻🏋️‍♂️🎸🚴🏻‍♂️🏍 (@loujaybee)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 20:13 GMT

2022. De Lego heeft een firmware update…

Frank Meeuwsen (@frankmeeuwsen)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 18:00 GMT

CW: suicide If you haven’t watched the documentary Time: The Kalief Browder story I recommend it highly. Kalief spent like 2 years in solitary at Riker’s pretrial because he couldn’t make bail. He was accused of stealing a backpack. He later committed suicide.

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A big part of the reason for the difference between some white folks and most Black folks views on bail reform, is that most white folk know that for them, there is almost no chance that they will ever be arrested and charged for a crime for which they are 100% innocent. twitter.com/ShimminyKricke…

Mekka 💉💉💉🎉 *My Mask Protects You* Okereke (@mekkaokereke)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 17:51 GMT

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 18:06 GMT

Arguably Spotify doesn't really help with discovery if you aren't already known outside of the platform. This is arguably different from blogs vs. Twitter.

Gordon Haff (@ghaff)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 18:14 GMT

I'm somewhat amused at the Spotify/Rogan fracas being framed as an example of the death of the "open web" given that podcasts generally are pretty much the last bastion of RSS and there's zero requirement to sign a licensing deal with someone like Spotify.

Gordon Haff (@ghaff)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 18:13 GMT

Been watching lots of folks mention therapy lately and thought I would share the ten questions I ask every therapist I interview to see if we’re a fit:

Karla Monterroso 💉💉💉 (@karlitaliliana)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 22:03 GMT

bad small cat

poorly drawn lines (@PDLComics)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 18:11 GMT

May the YAML be with you! /via @justinchronicle

FusionAuth (@FusionAuth)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 18:10 GMT

I am fucking begging you to have one (1) woman on your team

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Senior Oops Engineer (@ReinH)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 00:23 GMT

It's interesting, by the looks, that only men that criticised this feature in the replies received replies back from Twitter but the multiple women who pointed it out as being a terrible idea received no replies. twitter.com/twittersupport…

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Emelia 👸🏻 (@ThisIsMissEm)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 17:04 GMT

What game is this describing?

Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 (@terminallyOL)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 22:04 GMT

a tiny DNS resolver full program: github.com/jvns/tiny-reso…

🔎Julia Evans🔍 (@b0rk)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 14:42 GMT

btw I don't consider mentor/mentee relationships to be teacher/student but more like criminal accomplices "you don't have much demonstrable leadership experience SO LET'S GET YOU SOME muahahahaha"

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Pro-tip: praise your peers/mentees in text form so they can use it in their performance reviews

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 20:41 GMT

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 21:19 GMT

the other day i was watching family feud and the question was "something men love doing together" and they got 4/5 that were like playing poker or drinking or whatever and they couldn't get the last one and so they reveal it and the sign flips over and it says "GAY LOVEMAKING"

tinybaby (@tinybaby)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 05:29 GMT

oh my god

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the other day i was watching family feud and the question was "something men love doing together" and they got 4/5 that were like playing poker or drinking or whatever and they couldn't get the last one and so they reveal it and the sign flips over and it says "GAY LOVEMAKING"

tinybaby (@tinybaby)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 05:29 GMT

St. Dan (@StolenDans)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 17:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/davidfowl/status/1489842857871478784

It is in everyone's nature. We all have an asshole. Just the vast majority keep it pointed down into the bowl. Some let it creep up to the top of their bodies and then the 💩 hits you. Keep your asshole pointed down people! 🤣

Matthew "Full Bars Vax" Leibowitz #maskandvax (@mattleibow)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 14:30 GMT

I’m pretty happy the “brilliant jerk” stereotype is dying in tech… you don’t need to be an asshole to get ahead.

David Fowler 🇧🇧🇺🇸💉💉💉 (@davidfowl)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 23:21 GMT

It’s really wild to compare where we are now to what things were like when I entered the industry. Linux was the big open source project and a lot of us put people like Linus and RMS up on pedestals.

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I’m pretty happy the “brilliant jerk” stereotype is dying in tech… you don’t need to be an asshole to get ahead.

David Fowler 🇧🇧🇺🇸💉💉💉 (@davidfowl)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 23:21 GMT

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 15:52 GMT

I’m so lucky to work with such wonderful people at @starlingbank 🥰 Thanks team! instagr.am/p/CZmH9e0rwMB/

Josh (@icecreamhead10)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 13:08 GMT

Ah, yes. A productive day.

Elisa Granato (@Prokaryota)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 13:30 GMT

Probably the most redundant information on a Chocolate wrapper - Nom Nom😳😉

Pete Lomas (@PeteLomasPi)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 13:50 GMT

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 14:06 GMT

Cats are my favorite animal because no matter where you fall on the food chain, a cat will still smack the shit outta you.

𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚜⚢ (@_fieryMARS)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 06:29 GMT

People are still sheepish about saying they see a therapist. It's slowly changing, but every time somebody says it in a way that sounds like they are embarrassed I get sad. Therapy is great and you should do it.

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 21:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/Lefty_Jew/status/1489677723765121027

As someone who had been going to Reddit for years before engaging with Twitter, I (respectfully) never know what you guys are talking about. In my experience Twitter is a hell of a lot more toxic than anything I've ever seen on Reddit

eric lives in vermont (@ericinvermont)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 19:19 GMT

I know this isn't a new thought, but it's crazy how Reddit as a larger community is one of the worst places on the internet, but niche subreddits for nerd shit like mycology or ultralight backpacking are some of the most helpful and nicest places online.

Brian 👁️ (@Lefty_Jew)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 19:10 GMT

BRB, gonna go and learn how to be a baby panda human cradle

Dr. Neurofourier (@Neurofourier)Thu, 03 Feb 2022 23:03 GMT

Thinking about totally normal things like how impressive it is that people manage to film music videos where they’re pantomiming sexy time while lip syncing cheesy lyrics without bursting into laughter every single take

Helen 侯-Sandí (@helenhousandi)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 06:19 GMT

incidentally, this is the thing I loved most about the culture of my prior engineering team. No one, regardless of seniority, protected their ego and standing by not asking questions.

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Why is asking for help so hard? because people get punished for it. You can't fix that by telling them it's safe, you have to show them it's safe, repeatedly, every time.

:party-corgi: (@chrisbiscardi)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 03:25 GMT

Jess Shapiro (@transgingerjess)Sat, 05 Feb 2022 06:23 GMT

Why is asking for help so hard? because people get punished for it. You can't fix that by telling them it's safe, you have to show them it's safe, repeatedly, every time.

:party-corgi: (@chrisbiscardi)Fri, 04 Feb 2022 03:25 GMT