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This is brilliant.
Brendan May (@bmay)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 20:15 GMT
This is brilliant.
Brendan May (@bmay)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 20:15 GMT
Look I'm not a fan of Capitalism, but it seems that there's a pretty simple patch that would help right now: Hire more people to do less work each, but for more money. Flatten salaries.
bryce baril (@brycebaril)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 20:42 GMT
Your daily reminder that IT IS ONLY COMPUTER. 💁♂️
Matt Greensmith (@mgreensmith)Wed, 06 Oct 2021 21:29 +0000
Wife’s new wall hanging for the kitchen!
Kin Lane (he/him/it) (@kinlane)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 19:01 GMT
The rich?
John (@udarnik)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 01:56 GMT
Is it bofa?
Sam can't wait to die for the economy (@TheCravenOne)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 01:53 GMT
There’s only one thing you can ethically consume under capitalism
Ham Elliot (@r0wdy_)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 01:52 GMT
Pussy.
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There’s only one thing you can ethically consume under capitalism
Ham Elliot (@r0wdy_)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 01:52 GMT
High King Tough Messes (@Pilnok)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 01:55 GMT
when i was thrifting with friends this week, i heard someone in an aisle behind me whisper "Is that Violet Valentine?"
violet valentine (@slutpilled)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 15:34 GMT
rly creepy to deal w the consequences of being that iconic
Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angle) (@oncloud_b)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 19:02 GMT
This will never not be funny.
Jay Willard Abbit (@AbbitJay)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 02:44 GMT
I just realized that there is a non-zero percentage of Americans whose taxes - for their entire lifetime - will 100% go towards buying weapons so America can kill people in other countries
Tierney Cyren, the Cosmic Equine (@bitandbang)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 18:09 GMT
Brandon West (@bwest)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 17:10 GMT
This tracks though, cause I have a business gender I use for work, a gender I use day-to-day, and a gender which I have from when I was a teenager and don't have much use for anymore
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Sy Brand (@TartanLlama)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 16:24 GMT
(I only have enough energy for paid labor at the moment, my friends; if you would like my engineering management insights you are welcome to ping me for my consulting rates! 💁💚)
Kate Taggart (@qkate)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 17:13 GMT
tumblr girl style is coming back 2 years into a pandemic because it’s by and for girls who are rotting in their bedrooms
handsome gretel (@greatestdisease)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 21:55 GMT
Chambord = The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
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Name a more iconic duo of pinky-purple liquids stored in similarly sized glass bottles… I’LL WAIT
Jamie Bartlett (@JamieJBartlett)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 11:13 GMT
Richard Lucas (@richardlucas761)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 11:33 GMT
RE: "People don't want to run their own servers." I will happily bet against this. If you make it easy, and accessible, people are more than willing to run their own infrastructure. There are plenty of challenges left to solve, but it is very much a challenge worth solving.Sarah Jamie Lewis (@SarahJamieLewis)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 07:37 GMT
images that might be cursed (@mightbecursed)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 12:12 GMT
this website remains free
Mike Murphy (@mcwm)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 02:47 GMT
I find it absurdly funny that you can type "man <command>" unironically and have the command explained to you
Tierney Cyren, the Cosmic Equine (@bitandbang)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 19:49 GMT
ME WATCHING ANY MARVEL MOVIE AFTER ENDGAME: Wait, so society is expected to just carry on as if this insane collective trauma never happened? That’s ridiculous. ME IN 2022: Oh.Jesse McLaren (@McJesse)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 03:55 GMT
Just had a nightmare where I accidentally clicked Positive instead of Negative in reporting a lateral flow rapid test. 🤦🏼♀️
Jennifer Riggins (@jkriggins)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 08:05 GMT
a secure key exchange consisting of swapping jars of mayonnaise with mutual parties diffie hellmans exchangepolar (@p01arst0rm)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 01:40 GMT
had a dream i bought mario that had the slogan, “my pronouns are she/slay” and i’ve never woken up this upset at myself before
maisie (@hiMaisie)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 08:22 GMT
LOL, “makeup” not “mario”, thanks swipe keyboard
maisie (@hiMaisie)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 09:15 GMT
never thought i’d ever have my dreams yassified
maisie (@hiMaisie)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 09:04 GMT
What’s the highest leverage thing you can do to improve your enterprise’s technical architecture? Create paved paths. Make the right thing to do the easiest thing to do.Matt Stine 🚢 (@mstine)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 14:59 GMT
I've been on holiday for 3 weeks - the plan was to rest and get back into a good place for 2022. ...I've never slept so much in recent times. My mind says I'm OK, but the body keeps count.Post details
We’re living in a time when even if you’re not tired, you’re exhausted.
Brent Toderian (@BrentToderian)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 05:27 GMT
Tane Piper (@tanepiper)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 08:34 GMT
We’re living in a time when even if you’re not tired, you’re exhausted.
Brent Toderian (@BrentToderian)Sat, 08 Jan 2022 05:27 GMT
oh you have a weighted blanket? haha that's cute, I sleep with the crushing weight of all the shitty code I wrote years ago still running in production
christina (@cszhu)Wed, 05 Jan 2022 17:49 GMT
"What's the point of the vaccine if you still get #COVID19?" Well, I had it once before the vaccine and was sick for 2 months, ended up in the ER with partially collapsed lungs, was left with asthma. I had it once post-vaxx, and it was a mild flu. Was feeling fine after a week.Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 19:32 GMT
quick trip to dark sugars for a warming rum hot chocolate 😋
maisie (@hiMaisie)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 17:57 GMT
If Breaking Bad came out today, the New York Times would do a review after the first episode and say, what is the show about even? So he’s a teacher is running around in his underwear in the desert. Go back and do another episode of Malcolm in the Middle! #BookofBobaFett
Scott “Mr. Punchcards” Hanselman (@shanselman)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 17:59 GMT
Show of hands ✋🏻 who here has quit a toxic job? Let’s normalize this shit. It’s never worth it, and it’s way different than paying your dues.
Zack Morrison (@ZackMorrison18)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 01:34 GMT
We've moved into the new @incident_io office and I'm in love! It feels like a cool loft apartment. There's an ACTUAL OVEN which means lunchtime baking... AND I've got a motorised standing desk which goes as low as I need because I'm tinySophie Koonin (@type__error)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 16:03 GMT
Bro is everything ok? Those are some pretty deep song lyrics you've added to your MSN messenger display name
Ross Sayers (@Sayers33)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 01:09 GMT
I found a one-digit typo in the docs for Python's typing_extensions. I wanted to be a good community member and fix it. I had no idea how much frustration that one-char PR was about to cause. Brace yourselves as I take you along on this wild ride 🧵 RT for reach appreciated 🙏Predrag Gruevski (@PredragGruevski)Wed, 05 Jan 2022 17:36 GMT
I’ll go with E… ✨ ALL OF THE ABOVE ✨ #ADHD #NeurodiverseSquadDani Donovan 👩🏻🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 15:56 GMT
Me opening web inspector to add `display: none` to a paywall overlay:
Brad Frost (@brad_frost)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 14:26 GMT
Got our hands on the latest episode of Seven on 7, and added a little surprise for ya. Skip to the end for an important date (one you lot have been demanding nonstop!) Then go back and watch Hughie’s interview. He’s the one decent part of this trash-fire of a "news segment."
The Boys (@TheBoysTV)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 16:15 GMT
New year's resolution: gonna start pronouncing it kuber-neets and pretending there's an open debate on the matter.
Dave O'Connor (@gerrowadat)Fri, 07 Jan 2022 16:27 GMT
me: i am more than capable of getting work done with Netflix reruns on in the background boss: it’s distracting me: i’ve seen this show 863 times. it keeps me “in the zone” longer, especially during repetitive work boss: yeah. still noDani Donovan 👩🏻🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 16:14 GMT
it’s almost like letting employees choose how they work best would raise workplace satisfaction levels and reduce turnover
Dani Donovan 👩🏻🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 19:55 GMT
Me getting in trouble at literally every in-office company I’ve worked at because I watch TV while I code 🙃
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boss: stop doing that me: if i’m getting my work done, why does it matter boss: it’s a ~pErCePtiOn~ issueDani Donovan 👩🏻🎨 ADHD Comics (@danidonovan)Thu, 06 Jan 2022 14:54 GMT
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