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https://twitter.com/JessCannizzaro/status/1486134850948055051

I’m just saying that “prick” and “wince” back to back last week felt like a threat

Jessie Cannizzaro (@JessCannizzaro)Wed, 26 Jan 2022 02:06 GMT

https://twitter.com/mipsytipsy/status/1482215100752617476

Honeycomb on call teams have an SLO of not getting paged more than twice a week, or having to work an incident outside of business hours more than once every six months. We were burning out our people, so we had to call a halt to the flurry of changes.

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Sat, 15 Jan 2022 04:58 GMT

“Your salary is just your company’s monthly subscription to you.”

👾 Angel👾 (@Aliofonzy43)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 05:55 GMT

Let me know if y'all have any notes

John Early (@bejohnce)Fri, 02 Sep 2016 20:33 +0000

land ownership is the original NFT. oh, you "own" this piece of the ground? because it says so on that piece of paper? even though I can just walk right on it???

𝖒𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝖛𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖗𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖎𝖙𝖞 (@sikemeay)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 15:12 GMT

Episode 132 | The Other Green M&M Controversy

The Pocket Report (@ThePocketReport)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 01:34 GMT

I don't know who needs to hear this but you don’t have to give up your skinny jeans if you don’t want to. What’s in and what’s out is all a ploy to keep us all buying things until the planet is dead.

Weary Luo Woman (@marcela_ajua)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 18:15 GMT

What do you do when you're a technologist living in Brixton, that works @awscloud and is obsessed by the weather? You make a piece of Bowie-inspired art that changes colour depending on the weather with AWS IoT and Lambda, of course!

Sean M. Tracey (@seanmtracey)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 09:24 GMT

My personal logo is a hexagon, fuck. Do I need to change it now so I don't get lumped in with the cryptodouches?

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 21:36 GMT

Seeing a lot of people confused, so wanted to share this helpful graphic

Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 02:02 GMT

turned my camera on in the Zoom meeting and then remembered I was wearing this

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 20:16 GMT

You may not be expecting it, but this is how a Director presents themself. Please adjust your expectations as necessary. twitter.com/iancoldwater/s…

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turned my camera on in the Zoom meeting and then remembered I was wearing this

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 20:16 GMT

Tinker Fairy (@TinkerFairy_Net)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 20:18 GMT

Here are the lighthouses of Europe. The map is even better than it might seem at first glance: the colors are the real colors, the patterns are the real patterns, and the size of the dots is the distance at which each light is visible. geodienst.github.io/lighthousemap/

Ethan Mollick (@emollick)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 04:20 GMT

Something I've discovered about my ADHD... I agonise all week about the big thing I should work on but am procrastinating over. And then eventually I nail it in the space of 30 mins. Need to waste less energy beating myself up & allow myself to flow however my brain flows 🤷‍♀️

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 21:44 GMT

Open Source Guy Open to Absolutely Anything Other Than What You’re Telling Him

ReductRs (@reduct_rs)Mon, 29 Nov 2021 20:57 GMT

i've been getting so many dm's pointing out that my name is "estrogen angle instead of angel" as if i didn't do that on purpose, it's very gender affirming lmao

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angle) (@oncloud_b)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 19:04 GMT

Saw a TikTok about cutting someone off for not responding to a text for 2 days. Received a message myself at 11:30pm and then a followup in the morning asking if there was a "deeper reason" I wasn't responding. This constant digital availability expectation is sickening

Ivy (@becauseivy)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 18:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/jmdembe/status/1485824235989782529

For those who are unaware: Colorado passed a law requires companies to include salary ranges in job postings. Here’s an article about it google.com/amp/s/www.denv…

Jessica Dembe 👩🏾‍💻 (@jmdembe)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 04:06 GMT

New rule: if a job posting says anything along the lines of “this is a remote job except that it is not eligible to be performed in Colorado”, 🚩🚩🚩 (This is not me looking for a job, I am happy where I am at. But we need to lay down some rules)

Jessica Dembe 👩🏾‍💻 (@jmdembe)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 03:55 GMT

Reasons to diff container images: 1. Visualise 👀 changes when optimising with @DockerSlim 2. Select the best #Docker images 🥇 to start with, as noted by @iximiuz @SlimDevOps connects multiple container registries & diffs images across them. Learn more cutt.ly/8I8I0bM

Martin Wimpress (@m_wimpress)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 15:30 GMT

RHEL stands for "Real Housewives of Enterprise Linux"

Andy Mallon #BlackLivesMatter✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 (@AMtwo)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 17:43 GMT

Since log4shell, we have been studying the security of slf4j/logback/reload4j release procedures. We are using longer keys, longer passwords, with encrypted backups stored in physical vaults.

ceki ${jndi:ldap://${log4j1:is}.not.log4j2/} (@ceki)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 09:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/forpodcasters/status/1484573414195146772

If it doesn’t have an RSS feed, it’s not a podcast. Don’t get locked into any platform. 😻

Timo Hetzel (@timohetzel)Fri, 21 Jan 2022 17:11 GMT

my dude is going HARD in the media tab right now

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 06:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1485861818924949511

Just dial it back a bit there

Peorth (it's more of a flat line than an arc) (@faetato)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 06:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/Julietteyooo/status/1485860705223905280

update I’m gripping it like I’m gripping a titty

julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 06:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/SamtheNightOwl/status/1485863086078660608

apples and oranges my dude!! or like,, apples and some kinda weird fetish fruit

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Tue, 25 Jan 2022 06:35 GMT

I just saw this “You’re not lazy, you only have a certain amount of energy and right now you are using it all to survive.” I don’t know who needs to hear that right now, but I know someone does

Chloe Bellerby (@ChloeBellerbyMH)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 20:54 GMT

ADHD is being a model employee at a new job due to hyperfixating on something new then being unable to give a shit 3 months later

Sitting with ADHD (@SittingWithADHD)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 15:29 GMT

there needs to be a twitter that americans aren't allowed to post on

Eggs B. (@brunchausen)Sat, 22 Jan 2022 15:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/hankchizljaw/status/1485707544085549057

it’s good and detailed but I know it’s confirming what I already know about crypto: it’s short-sighted tech bro dogshit, so I don’t want to waste any more energy on it (it wastes enough as it is)

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 20:19 GMT

I miss office fun sometimes 💕

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https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1485649377431633929

Doing stuff is overrated. ;)

Nabeena Mali (@NabeenaM)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 17:54 GMT

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 19:14 GMT

defo stuck in this loop atm 🥲

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Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 16:23 GMT

dinosaur (@dino_comics)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 18:42 GMT

Not sure if this is a controversial opinion or not: unit tests should make up a minority segment of your overall automated test suite I'd absolutely take a project with integration and no unit tests over one with unit tests but no integration tests

Simon Willison (@simonw)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 19:47 GMT

https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1485700771031117824

The usual challenge with testing language applies here: I'm confident different people have different mental models of what "unit" and "integration" tests actually mean

Simon Willison (@simonw)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 19:48 GMT

Well, what do ya know. Some folks on my new team don't know about that air fryer life. Converting them has just become one of my KPIs for the year.

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 19:10 GMT

Out of Context 20th Century Fox (@OOC20thFox)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 16:04 GMT

dumb bitch swag 🎭 (@femmehusband)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 16:49 GMT

Most of being in a relationship is saying “look at the dog right now”

Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 18:38 GMT

I love our regular team writing days. Mainly because everyone here is excellent at talking about what they do, but also because my calendar only really focusses on two things 🍔✍️

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It's Content Day at @incident_io! Everyone downs tools for a day, and writes blog posts that we can use for the following month. We write about everything from incident response, to how we build the product, to how we run projects. It's very therapeutic. ✍️

Stephen Whitworth (@sjwhitworth)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 14:23 GMT

Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton)Mon, 24 Jan 2022 14:52 GMT