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The strangest thing happened today. Wife joined her new workplace, they use GitLab, she's trying to setup her account for the first time and it error ed out on the very first try BECAUSE OF THE MINIMUM PASSWORD LENGTH FEATURE I BUILT!!! 😂😂😂

Manoj 🌈 (@manoj_g33k)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 18:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/elchefe/status/1493974620638257159

What about people who aren’t sure if you mean a sandwich, a sexual identity, or a music mix tape? Me. I’m the people. Am I neurotypical or simply clueless?

J Wolfgang Goerlich (@jwgoerlich)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 17:23 GMT

This one for @o0ignition0o

Geoffroy Couprie (@gcouprie)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 11:25 GMT

Well-functioning engineering organizations find the right balance between following a ratified set of best practices and not turning your brain off.

Daniel Mangum (@hasheddan)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 02:18 GMT

It’s not about the money

Dr. Glaucomflecken (@DGlaucomflecken)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 13:51 GMT

When something is boring we shouldn't call it vanilla. Vanilla is a rich and complex flavor. When something is boring should call it "red velvet."

Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 23:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1493627604708036620

The wealthiest .1% could wipe out poverty and disease should they care to. They don’t care to.

NFTDEEZNUTS (@ChoochooMcGoo)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 17:03 GMT

It seems significant, if also ominous, that armed citizens popping off shots blindly are now afforded the same passive-construction rhetorical absolution for killing people that police get.

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A 9-year-old girl died after she was struck by a bullet fired by a man who had just been been robbed, Houston police say. nbcnews.to/3BmCGnw

NBC News (@NBCNews)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 02:02 GMT

David Roth (@david_j_roth)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 05:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/alexlumaga/status/1381812457610612736

It’s either one to the neck, or there covered all over in 100 of the things, there’s no in between

Indy 🐧 (@IndecisiveJones)Tue, 13 Apr 2021 13:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/IndecisiveJones/status/1381967229411991567

You forgot the ass

Cat Girl Cat (@motherofuckers)Tue, 13 Apr 2021 21:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/alexlumaga/status/1381812457610612736

It's the hand slap to the side of the neck that does it

Alex Ferrer (@Fez_SA)Tue, 13 Apr 2021 06:14 +0000

Why is a blowdart to the neck so damn funny while other kinds of poisoning are only sort of funny

Schmrrrrrlex (@alexlumaga)Tue, 13 Apr 2021 03:32 +0000

there is a special place in hell for developers who give their cli’s -v flag a meaning other than version/verbose

Anna 🏳️‍⚧️ #blm (@addaleax)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 13:13 GMT

Now that The Tinder Swindler has proved to be a huge success on Netflix - a documentary of a con artist scamming ~$10M from women over the span of years until arrested - I’m waiting when they’ll do The Crypto Swindler where hackers drain 10x this amount from unsuspecting people.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 10:28 GMT

It's a fair cop .

Chris Heilmann (@codepo8)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 09:50 GMT

I declined my exit interview as it would require me to expend more effort to help them understand why I left than they have the entire time I was there.

𝙻𝚒𝚜𝚊 𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐… (@leeloowrites)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 22:02 GMT

https://twitter.com/carolstran/status/1493570930236403712

Are you just going to the airport for shopping at this point or are you still pretending to go on trips

eli is feeling '22 (@elibelly)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 00:52 GMT

As an engineering lead, my developer urge to assign coding tickets to myself so that I too want to code and not deliver it on time as I have gazillion of other things to do.

Naren (@DudeWhoCode)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 07:44 GMT

a lot of cryptography is actually just spicy multiplication

suzuha (@dystopiabreaker)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 07:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/AdvosArt/status/1493142268643282944

aw hell naw eevee forgor cs source

Advos (@AdvosArt)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 10:44 GMT

Ahhhh AaaahhhHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Holly Michels (@hollykmichels)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 01:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/hollykmichels/status/1493398987474276352

That article is just filled with gems lol

Lynne Thomas (@LaTR75)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 17:05 GMT

love it when people have terrible hot takes shitting on infra teams rather than on the systemic issues that lead to teams being underfunded, under-supported, and understaffed. You need aligning incentives and collaborate. Slinging things over walls doesn’t get anything done.

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 20:55 GMT

mommy said i’m banned from minecraft for being a bad kitty

runa (@runabyte)Sun, 13 Feb 2022 19:20 GMT

https://twitter.com/DerrickZiller/status/1493463841115721728

What kind of fucking tweet is this

jungle azn (@arejay905)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 06:17 GMT

Yup, they can all afford it

Read The Dispossessed by Ursula K. LeGuin (@JoshuaPotash)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 23:13 GMT

I have given JavaScript nearly 10 years of my life and honestly it feels like we're in a loveless marriage at this point

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As a developer, do you like JavaScript?

Trecia Kat 👩🏽‍💻 (@TreciaKS)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 09:38 GMT

kat (@zkat__)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 16:20 GMT

Not sure which recruiters need to hear this, but "Remote (until COVID)" is NOT a perk 🙄

Ed George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 16:12 GMT

I understand that Kanye is struggling psychologically, but his actions now verge on abuse. He’s using the public & media to pressure KK to come back to him, & KK has been objectified to the point that she’s not even seen as person. Why is all the concern for him not her?

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 16:35 GMT

NotPokket (@NotPokket)Sun, 05 Dec 2021 15:04 GMT

The lack of negative personality traits doesn’t mean the presence of positive ones. And being a "nice guy" isn't a personality trait, it's just something you do. A bare minimum, really. *prepares for the "nice guys" in the comments* 🙂🍿

NotPokket (@NotPokket)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 18:13 GMT

To word it differently: Saying "I'm a nice guy" as your best trait is like saying that a car "has seatbelts" as a selling point.

NotPokket (@NotPokket)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 18:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/NotPokket/status/1491115388884893698

Point being; that is a bare minimum and expected. If that's all you can bring to the table, no wonder they aren't interested.

NotPokket (@NotPokket)Tue, 08 Feb 2022 18:25 GMT

incredible way to display exit status

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https://twitter.com/the6p4c/status/1493474814312419328

omfg this is the dumbest type of user error ever

💖 the6p4c 🦈🦈🦈 (@the6p4c)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 06:43 GMT

Kate (@thingskatedid)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 07:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/the6p4c/status/1493475922078429185

i've now configured kitty and it seems ok

💖 the6p4c 🦈🦈🦈 (@the6p4c)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 06:53 GMT

In my experience best engineers have imposter syndrome. Yes, even you :з

Cake is Kate. Always has been 💫 (@kefimochi)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 14:25 GMT