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Don't know why chickens start their day with screaming but I understand

niyeeei_ (@niyeeei_)Fri, 11 Feb 2022 18:59 GMT

Nigella Lawson writing instructions on how to click on the link in her bio on Instagram is a fascinating example of having to explain the interface and I would love to know the story behind it…

Amy Hupe (@Amy_Hupe)Sat, 19 Feb 2022 09:37 GMT

adult friendship is really just shooting off texts like yes hello I'm not dead yet can I arrange to see you in four to six weeks

Saint (S.T.) Gibson IS OPEN TO QUERIES (@s_t_gibson)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 23:43 GMT

I often wonder how many people this was an early sexual awakening for twitter.com/chrissylcox/st…

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https://twitter.com/ZiziFothSi/status/1494682305528414208

This one?

human parody (@ChrisSylcox)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 23:52 GMT

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Sat, 19 Feb 2022 10:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/ZiziFothSi/status/1494975081898024968

Humanity is a bunch of horny weirdos except for me, who only thinks pure good perfect thoughts

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Sat, 19 Feb 2022 10:04 GMT

Loaded up Oxygen Not Included this morning, it being the weekend, but all I could think about was the code I've been writing this week and how much I want to get back to work on it, and that's how I know I've finally broken.

Bodil, all her apes gone (@bodil)Sat, 19 Feb 2022 11:07 GMT

Jane’s a fucking genius.

Kate H 🇪🇺🧡 (@KateHeywood8)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 18:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/ksylor/status/1494675737793728518

One thing I didn't realize when I was younger is the absolute joy of being proven wrong--it almost always means there's a better way of doing things, and at the same time you end up with more ownership and a broader understanding of the problem.

Annie Sullivan (@anniesullie)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 14:23 GMT

A very underrated skill in senior engineers is knowing that sometimes you have to let other engineers make choices that you think are wrong. Most likely, they will learn from their mistakes, just like you did.

Katie Sylor-Miller (@ksylor)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 14:10 GMT

I’m writing Spider Ma’am, about a middle aged woman who gets bitten by a radioactive spider but keeps it to herself because she doesn’t freaking need this.

Wendy Molyneux (@WendyMolyneux)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 07:30 GMT

A dating app called Unhinged and we just post all out red flags and see if anyone is still interested

Molly Kornfeld (@molly_kornfeld)Mon, 07 Feb 2022 16:26 GMT

LOL

NodeOp (@NodeOp)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 09:40 GMT

Yet another OSS vampire show up: Vampire: We have a big production issue with your code. Me: Could you upload a reproducible example or a send a PR to fix it? Vampire: No, we just migrated away from your code because we had so many problems with it. Me: <close the issue>

Matteo Collina (@matteocollina)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 17:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1494712463983624197

if you are a 'paypig' who can't adequately compensate your domme, you effectively become the findom because you are exploiting your domme's labor without fair compensation

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 17:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1494711945651490817

istg i get 10 messages a week asking if i will be someone's findom and then they get cagey when i tell them what it'll cost... that's literally the whole kink??????????

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 16:36 GMT

why are there so many broke dudes who want to be finsubs??

violet valentine (@slutpilled)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 16:34 GMT

a nice thing about writing with less jargon is that if what I'm saying doesn't make sense, it's easy for readers to call me on it if you use a lot of impenetrable jargon, people will often think the problem is with *them* instead of with your writing

🔎Julia Evans🔍 (@b0rk)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 14:50 GMT

“Hello everyone I’m Pebbles the foster pup & this is my favorite pillow I take everywhere”

Ned Pyle (@NerdPyle)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 02:51 GMT

Immunocompromised people can’t just live in a vacuum. They’re a part of society too. They are your doctors, teachers, bankers, baristas, grocery store clerks etc. Please stop saying that high risk people should just stay home so others can live their lives without inconvenience.

Lisa Marie Walters (@TheLisaWalters)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 19:37 GMT

Is the U.K. O.K. ?

Bel Trew (@Beltrew)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 13:53 GMT

Things you should not do. Choose red for CLI logging that isn't an error.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 22:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/putasinghonit/status/1494349347470954503

Fixed it for ya

Mark S. Hughes (@hughesms)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 20:20 GMT

anyone who slacks you “hey” with no question in the first message apparently does not experience anxiety

Justina (@jtinachen)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 18:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/courtney_berger/status/1494307655715897351

Employers always demand a level of courtesy and deference that they would never in a million years consider extending to employees. We’re sick of it.

Pope of Chili Town (@ChiliTownPope)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 14:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/Kerry2wolves/status/1494482769820405769

I wouldn't want a gig with that amount of asskissing involved before you even get a parking space! The days of playing games are over. It's a worker's market these days. Employers should be sucking up to prospective employees.

Jesus H. Christ (@JConabicycle)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 03:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/Tim_Org/status/1494134016483606534

I don't expect a thank you note. However, I do think employers should follow up with job candidates after an interview & thank them, let them know when a decision has been made or if there are delays. That doesn't always happen.

Courtney Berger (@courtney_berger)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 13:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/Tim_Org/status/1494134016483606534

^^This is power trip stuff right here. Employers, pro tip: stop expecting candidates to perform an entire circus for you. You already got an application package that took days or maybe weeks to create, plus interview time. Give them the job, or don’t. People are busy.

Samantha sans serif Jones (@jones_yyc)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 15:12 GMT

ً (@huntcrs)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 18:43 GMT

New rule: If you're going to do something (figure skating, scoring an emotional scene in an animated comedy, etc.) accompanied by any version of "Hallelujah," you have to first write a short essay explaining what you think the lyrics mean.

Jacob Brogan (@Jacob_Brogan)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 17:52 GMT

First Goomba has claimed more lives then any enemy in all of videogames.

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Hey @GrandPOOBear admit that you've been killed by that first goomba more than once. Let the people know what a beast that guy is.

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 02:03 GMT

GrandPooBear (@GrandPOOBear)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 04:41 GMT

Being a woman is great because if you say a good idea enough times a man will eventually repeat it and change will happen.

Stella (@RisuToInu)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 05:09 GMT

I just don’t think we need another Batman movie. Sorry. We just don’t. To be clear, I’m going to see it on day one, and I’m going to love it. Also Zöe Kravitz, but that still doesn’t mean it should’ve been made.

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 05:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1494541633978732547

The Batmans will continue until morale improves

John Allsopp (@johnallsopp)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 05:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1494541633978732547

Having another Batman means the poster is balanced

Dave Dustin (@venzann)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 05:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/AdamRackis/status/1494339771640000514

So, holding businesses accountable for being unethical is burning bridges?!

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 16:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/AdamRackis/status/1494356547417382913

Not mentioning any publicly only benefits the companies and hurts the people of Colorado.

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 17:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/AdamRackis/status/1494350760435404805

I love this energy. This how great things get done! "Don't hold anyone accountable!" To say that to Cher, of all people, especially takes some monumental gumption.

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 16:42 GMT

She's the happiest little girl 🥰

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 18:01 GMT

No way

jakkï 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ ☭ (@jakki__AK)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 18:28 GMT

With Postman now supporting the latest version of OpenAPI, learn how to import OpenAPI 3.1 files and start working with them today. Postman Software Engineer Ankit Saini explains: blog.postman.com/postman-now-su…

Postman (@getpostman)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 18:00 GMT

@SREcon doing it right. I'm so happy to see an organization actually giving a damn. If my mobility allowed right now, I would actually go IRL to this: s.usenix.org/acton/media/24…

Kate Taggart (@qkate)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 16:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/qkate/status/1494349465674604544

Leave it to an organization devoted to reliability engineering to say "hey, maybe we shouldn't get a bunch of people sick all at the same time". It's such a nice change to see some people care.

Kate Taggart (@qkate)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 16:36 GMT

Date night at a fancy restaurant with @diarrheasaurus, only marginally less busy than actually going out on Valentine's Day.

H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 01:11 GMT

Planetary alignment of Venus, Mercury & Saturn happens once every 2373 years, ain’t it beautiful? ❤️

𝙼𝚎𝚑𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝙷𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛 (@13StarSoul)Tue, 15 Feb 2022 06:35 GMT

i think it's so cool my ancestors survived plagues, famine, and wars so i could stare at screens until my head hurts

first-mate prance (@bocxtop)Thu, 17 Feb 2022 04:15 GMT

This is a great feature. But it's worth noting that Mermaid depends heavily on a graph layout library called Dagre, which is now deprecated and unmaintained: github.com/dagrejs/dagre Maybe @github will consider sponsoring Dagre or one of its forks?

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You can now embed diagrams directly into your Markdown files, Issues and PR comments using Mermaid. Learn more - github.blog/2022-02-14-inc…

GitHub (@github)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 17:09 GMT

Ryan Paul 🍞 (@segphault)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 18:03 GMT

When @github announced a new feature (diagram support in Markdown, called "Mermaid") they also created a dependency on a library that is orphaned and no longer maintained. I think there's an xkcd for this that some of us have up on our wall.

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This is a great feature. But it's worth noting that Mermaid depends heavily on a graph layout library called Dagre, which is now deprecated and unmaintained: github.com/dagrejs/dagre Maybe @github will consider sponsoring Dagre or one of its forks? twitter.com/github/status/…

Ryan Paul 🍞 (@segphault)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 18:03 GMT

Edward Vielmetti (@w8emv)Wed, 16 Feb 2022 16:31 GMT

Why is it called Single Sign On.. if I have to do it 43 times a day?

benarent (@benarent)Mon, 14 Feb 2022 23:34 GMT