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public speaking tips for men: don't be an asshole, don't give unsolicited advice

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Received a PR email titled "4 Public Speaking Tips for Women" and, tag yourself, I'm "don't sound shrill"

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 17:34 GMT

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 21:43 GMT

Received a PR email titled "4 Public Speaking Tips for Women" and, tag yourself, I'm "don't sound shrill"

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 17:34 GMT

if you’re not comfortable with your child being trans you should simply not have children

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 12:48 GMT

Congrats u survived pandemic so your reward is World War III

Gabe Hudson (@gabehudson)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 00:59 GMT

If you are a manager, now really is the time to ease up on the “back to normal / office” stuff. The world continues to be a LOT. Give people space to process it all

Stella (@RisuToInu)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 20:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/Ocramius/status/1496939341498695680

Thank you. I felt that way for a while and I couldn’t cope with it anymore. Selling office space? Forcing people to stop wasting time and money on unplanned APIs? Oh do whatever the world is fucking ending. If you’re south west and want to sack off work to plant trees tomorrow…

Wandering Woodsman 🔥🚴‍♂️🌳 (@philsturgeon)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 20:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/philsturgeon/status/1496938319451590674

You are still doing good 👍 All I've done today was work, and it all felt useless.

🇺🇦 (@Ocramius)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 20:05 GMT

I feel pretty bloody stupid tweeting about trees now that I’ve seen the news. Stay strong Ukraine.

Wandering Woodsman 🔥🚴‍♂️🌳 (@philsturgeon)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 20:01 GMT

When I have to buy a change of clothes and then still squeeze in heading home between meetings due to period it really brings home the ridiculousness of society taking zero notice of the fact those who menstruate every month still have to carry the same things as those that don't

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 14:29 GMT

you ok? you’ve barely touched your crocissant

the glennis show (@theglennisshow)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 16:52 GMT

Vaush 🇺🇦 (@VaushV)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 18:35 GMT

I really am beginning to hate the phrase "thoughts and prayers". We need to replace it with "activism, tears and anger at the injustice". I am "thinking" about it and I am "praying" but good grief it's an exceptionally passive way to say you sound holy while doing nothing.

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 11:36 GMT

Tech tweeters read the room challenge

Joe (@jna_sh)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 10:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1496790134267777029

with a military invasion of a country and texas vowing to take trans kids away from their families, i really do not have the energy to do tech work, let alone tweet about it

maisie 💖 (@hiMaisie)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 10:33 GMT

List of things that can run doom ✅ GitHub Actions It's running a version of the game with no renderer, playing a demo and dumping the statistics from that play session to a file and then comparing the file to a know good statistics result. If identical then the action passes.

Ólafur Waage (@olafurw)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 06:29 GMT

According @googlemaps, there is a "traffic jam" at 3:15 in the morning on the road from Belgorod, Russia to the Ukrainian border. It starts *exactly* where we saw a Russian formation of armor and IFV/APCs show up yesterday. Someone's on the move.

Dr. Jeffrey Lewis (@ArmsControlWonk)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 01:26 GMT

I have spent my entire career doing #OSINT and even I think it’s weird that we were able to see the first signs of the invasion using @googlemaps’s traffic layer. twitter.com/armscontrolwon…

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According @googlemaps, there is a "traffic jam" at 3:15 in the morning on the road from Belgorod, Russia to the Ukrainian border. It starts *exactly* where we saw a Russian formation of armor and IFV/APCs show up yesterday. Someone's on the move.

Dr. Jeffrey Lewis (@ArmsControlWonk)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 01:26 GMT

Dr. Jeffrey Lewis (@ArmsControlWonk)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 06:11 GMT

No matter how much money you’re losing right now, at least you’re safe and warm and not fearing a military invasion of your country Keep perspective and pray for those standing beneath the barrel of a terrifying gun

Cole (@cole0x)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 03:50 GMT

I'm still no better at masquerading as a Regular Human Guy.

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Today I learned that my face glazes over when people start talking to me about sport. Must learn to hide that better to fit in with humans.

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 24 Feb 2017 17:56 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 07:09 GMT

Today I learned that my face glazes over when people start talking to me about sport. Must learn to hide that better to fit in with humans.

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 24 Feb 2017 17:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1496384401827057665

Turned up for a recruitment session: 🚩 Greeted by a man called "Cheesus", whose sole purpose was to deliver cheese & wine 🚩 Asked why 100 eng team had ~2 women. "We care about culture, big part is arrogance. Women less arrogant, don't want to compromise on culture tho"

Lawrence Jones (@lawrjones)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 08:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1496525148060778497

if we can have a test harness why can't we have a test suit?

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 17:22 GMT

couples don’t need couples therapy before they get married. they need to go to IKEA

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 16:38 GMT

Rewatching Encanto, I can't believe that Mirabel even tried to help them after they just excluded her like that. Family can be so toxic 😂

Ellie Betts 🍄 (@ebettswriter)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 16:38 GMT

Every so often ya know

✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜Deimos Academy (@sailorsctaustin)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 01:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1496360729015992322

Anecdotally, some of the best work I've seen have often come at time when people and teams had breathing space to do nothing assigned for some time. We seem to forget how Google won the email market with Gmail thanks to their 20% innovation time (which they no longer have).

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 05:47 GMT

The software engineering industry is so obsessed with measuring developer productivity... yet we're barely paying attention to measuring the impact of slack time / "not under pressure to ship" time on innovation, business impact, and retention.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 05:46 GMT

You know on TV when someone says that every little girl dreams of her wedding day? I just wanted to state for the record that this isn’t true.

Allison Tolman (@Allison_Tolman)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 00:00 GMT

I just had... the most brilliant product idea ever, and I actually have the time to build it.

Josie (@javavvitch)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 06:04 GMT

just got the fuse voice actor as my random lol. That’s my bae now btw

julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 06:50 GMT

✨ From August this year, 🇪🇺 the European Union will require ALL job postings to show a salary range 🎉 #OpenSalaries Translated: performa--hr-nl.translate.goog/nieuws/salaris…

@levelsio (@levelsio)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 16:00 GMT

eating all the paneer out of my saag paneer and convincing myself that I didn't just eat a plate of cheese for lunch, because there's a smear of spinach on the cheese

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Thu, 19 Aug 2021 19:20 +0000

Concealing salaries is a huge discriminating factor in job applications. Can't wait for this to become the norm. UK will probably opt to avoid it though 🤦

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✨ From August this year, 🇪🇺 the European Union will require ALL job postings to show a salary range 🎉 #OpenSalaries Translated: performa--hr-nl.translate.goog/nieuws/salaris…

@levelsio (@levelsio)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 16:00 GMT

Lawrence Jones (@lawrjones)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 21:56 GMT

Here's where I'm at. You're not testing on programming ability, generally. You're testing something else, and it's social. Take-homes? How much time and energy they have for the project. Live coding? The ability to perform in front of an audience. OSS project? Both.

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https://twitter.com/cherthedev/status/1496216234014425090

Thoughts on small take-home projects as part of the interview? I’ve been on a team that asked candidates to do this, then we reviewed the work as they explained their process. Btw this was something we already built, so we weren’t asking them to do free work for us.

Julia Gulia (@deasiadesigner)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 21:09 GMT

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 21:57 GMT

Please stop quizzing engineers on terminology in interviews It's sincerely a waste of time, this isn't school

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 20:12 GMT

[Hopefully] Ethical tech jobs megathread 👀 If you work for a non-evil (or just less evil?) tech company and you're hiring, can you let us know about it in the replies?

Jessica Rose (@jesslynnrose)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 09:07 GMT

twitter is a bathroom stall and people follow u in there to see what u write on the wall and sometimes they applaud but most of the time they get mad ur pissing and shittjng and looking at urself in the mirror when that's the point of the room and they didn't have to follow u in

danny devito with titties ⚪ (@fakedannydevito)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 22:02 GMT

It’s almost like, maintaining software is even harder than writing it??

John McBride (@johncodezzz)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 14:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/pilotcale/status/1496191855553298438

I'm min-maxing my character stats so I have a higher chance to hit

Benjamin Franklin Parenti (@yungparenti)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 18:36 GMT

imagine you getting jumped by a bunch of nerds and they say “split that mf into fractions”💀

brian 𖤐 (@briantheruller)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 21:26 GMT

My goal in life is to have Moira rose from Schitt’s Creek level of vocabulary

Kelvinder Kapoor- The ettiquette B*tch (@saransh2000)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 17:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/hankchizljaw/status/1496083821745393667

I’m gonna really have to learn how not to do that

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 11:26 GMT

People can’t see me mouthing that they are a prick

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What's a non-Covid reason you like wearing a mask?

Julia Gulia (@SwimmerJlo)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 22:57 GMT

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 11:25 GMT

happy birthday, @monzo 🧡🧡🧡 you da best

eli is feeling '22 (@elibelly)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 10:38 GMT

The power of standing desks - you can foot-tap/ groove / air-hump while working 🕺🏻💃🏻🎧

Pure Krome (@purekrome)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 06:46 GMT