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No matter how much money you’re losing right now, at least you’re safe and warm and not fearing a military invasion of your country Keep perspective and pray for those standing beneath the barrel of a terrifying gun

Cole (@cole0x)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 03:50 GMT

I'm still no better at masquerading as a Regular Human Guy.

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Today I learned that my face glazes over when people start talking to me about sport. Must learn to hide that better to fit in with humans.

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 24 Feb 2017 17:56 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 24 Feb 2022 07:09 GMT

Today I learned that my face glazes over when people start talking to me about sport. Must learn to hide that better to fit in with humans.

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 24 Feb 2017 17:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1496384401827057665

Turned up for a recruitment session: 🚩 Greeted by a man called "Cheesus", whose sole purpose was to deliver cheese & wine 🚩 Asked why 100 eng team had ~2 women. "We care about culture, big part is arrogance. Women less arrogant, don't want to compromise on culture tho"

Lawrence Jones (@lawrjones)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 08:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1496525148060778497

if we can have a test harness why can't we have a test suit?

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 17:22 GMT

couples don’t need couples therapy before they get married. they need to go to IKEA

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 16:38 GMT

Rewatching Encanto, I can't believe that Mirabel even tried to help them after they just excluded her like that. Family can be so toxic 😂

Ellie Betts 🍄 (@ebettswriter)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 16:38 GMT

Every so often ya know

✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜Deimos Academy (@sailorsctaustin)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 01:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1496360729015992322

Anecdotally, some of the best work I've seen have often come at time when people and teams had breathing space to do nothing assigned for some time. We seem to forget how Google won the email market with Gmail thanks to their 20% innovation time (which they no longer have).

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 05:47 GMT

The software engineering industry is so obsessed with measuring developer productivity... yet we're barely paying attention to measuring the impact of slack time / "not under pressure to ship" time on innovation, business impact, and retention.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 05:46 GMT

You know on TV when someone says that every little girl dreams of her wedding day? I just wanted to state for the record that this isn’t true.

Allison Tolman (@Allison_Tolman)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 00:00 GMT

I just had... the most brilliant product idea ever, and I actually have the time to build it.

Josie (@javavvitch)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 06:04 GMT

just got the fuse voice actor as my random lol. That’s my bae now btw

julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Wed, 23 Feb 2022 06:50 GMT

✨ From August this year, 🇪🇺 the European Union will require ALL job postings to show a salary range 🎉 #OpenSalaries Translated: performa--hr-nl.translate.goog/nieuws/salaris…

@levelsio (@levelsio)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 16:00 GMT

eating all the paneer out of my saag paneer and convincing myself that I didn't just eat a plate of cheese for lunch, because there's a smear of spinach on the cheese

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Thu, 19 Aug 2021 19:20 +0000

Concealing salaries is a huge discriminating factor in job applications. Can't wait for this to become the norm. UK will probably opt to avoid it though 🤦

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✨ From August this year, 🇪🇺 the European Union will require ALL job postings to show a salary range 🎉 #OpenSalaries Translated: performa--hr-nl.translate.goog/nieuws/salaris…

@levelsio (@levelsio)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 16:00 GMT

Lawrence Jones (@lawrjones)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 21:56 GMT

Here's where I'm at. You're not testing on programming ability, generally. You're testing something else, and it's social. Take-homes? How much time and energy they have for the project. Live coding? The ability to perform in front of an audience. OSS project? Both.

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https://twitter.com/cherthedev/status/1496216234014425090

Thoughts on small take-home projects as part of the interview? I’ve been on a team that asked candidates to do this, then we reviewed the work as they explained their process. Btw this was something we already built, so we weren’t asking them to do free work for us.

Julia Gulia (@deasiadesigner)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 21:09 GMT

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 21:57 GMT

Please stop quizzing engineers on terminology in interviews It's sincerely a waste of time, this isn't school

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 20:12 GMT

[Hopefully] Ethical tech jobs megathread 👀 If you work for a non-evil (or just less evil?) tech company and you're hiring, can you let us know about it in the replies?

Jessica Rose (@jesslynnrose)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 09:07 GMT

twitter is a bathroom stall and people follow u in there to see what u write on the wall and sometimes they applaud but most of the time they get mad ur pissing and shittjng and looking at urself in the mirror when that's the point of the room and they didn't have to follow u in

danny devito with titties ⚪ (@fakedannydevito)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 22:02 GMT

It’s almost like, maintaining software is even harder than writing it??

John McBride (@johncodezzz)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 14:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/pilotcale/status/1496191855553298438

I'm min-maxing my character stats so I have a higher chance to hit

Benjamin Franklin Parenti (@yungparenti)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 18:36 GMT

imagine you getting jumped by a bunch of nerds and they say “split that mf into fractions”💀

brian 𖤐 (@briantheruller)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 21:26 GMT

My goal in life is to have Moira rose from Schitt’s Creek level of vocabulary

Kelvinder Kapoor- The ettiquette B*tch (@saransh2000)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 17:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/hankchizljaw/status/1496083821745393667

I’m gonna really have to learn how not to do that

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 11:26 GMT

People can’t see me mouthing that they are a prick

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What's a non-Covid reason you like wearing a mask?

Julia Gulia (@SwimmerJlo)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 22:57 GMT

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 11:25 GMT

happy birthday, @monzo 🧡🧡🧡 you da best

eli is feeling '22 (@elibelly)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 10:38 GMT

The power of standing desks - you can foot-tap/ groove / air-hump while working 🕺🏻💃🏻🎧

Pure Krome (@purekrome)Tue, 22 Feb 2022 06:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1495866831315341320

Deleting Slack, LinkedIn, Twitter, emails from my phone has soothed my brain so much the past few days. Good reminder that you don’t need to be connected 24/7 and that’s okay! It’s noisy online sometimes, its okay to rest. 🫶🏻

Pauline P. Narvas 🐾💪🏼💜 (@paulienuh)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 21:07 GMT

💳 OMG @Stripe actually sent me an oversized check for my milestone! 💖

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My next startup is going to be a @Stripe plugin where we bring you an oversized check to your front door when you hiy major milestones for your business.

Chris Oliver (@excid3)Wed, 05 May 2021 23:52 +0000

Chris Oliver (@excid3)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 17:39 GMT

Batman: ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 Robin: IT DOESNT FUCKING START WITH BAT

🦕pat.🦕 (@patsatweetin)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 14:04 GMT

People usually wait till the end of the first trimester to say this, but you all have been with me thus far so I’m sharing: lil frosty has found a home!

Lauren N. Roth is 🌞☀️😎-Powered (@lauren_n_roth)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 16:21 GMT

TIL this GitHub Actions trick When a PR has multiple consecutive commits (ie fixing typos 😏) ➡️ these 3 lines save resources and cancel previous useless CI runs via @bitandbang @targos89 in Node.js PR: github.com/nodejs/node/pu…

Sebastien Lorber 🇫🇷 🦖 ⚛️ 📨 (@sebastienlorber)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 15:04 GMT

Aspiring dev: How do I debug my code? How do I read the logs from a server? How do I review a pull request? College: Today we are going to talk about algorithms and computational theory!

Molly Struve 🦄 (@molly_struve)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 17:36 GMT

Recently some of the engineers at @Prolific made it so that the videos produced by our Cypress smoke tests have random music tracks associated with them. They even play sad music for failing tests, or happy music for passing ones. It is absolutely hilarious.

Samathy Barratt (@Samathy_Barratt)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 17:33 GMT

https://twitter.com/Samathy_Barratt/status/1495813849873801225

Imagine watching your tests fail to sad panpipes. Its wonderful and terrible.

Samathy Barratt (@Samathy_Barratt)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 17:33 GMT

Adding the CSS blur filter on DOM elements you don't want to draw attention to in screenshots for blog posts is 🤌🏼

⚡️ Salma | whitep4nth3r (@whitep4nth3r)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 15:53 GMT

Dear Medical Twitter: After 2+ years of saving the rest of us from misinformation, please let CS twitter return a tiny favor: NYT did not make Wordle's words harder. Your symptoms are valid (it feels harder), but your diagnosis from Twitter info is not. 1/8

David Andersen 💉💉💉🎉 (@dave_andersen)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 22:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/dave_andersen/status/1495530221096873993

As has already been noted, NYT changed the word list in some very small ways: They removed exactly five words: 'fibre', 'lynch', 'agora', 'pupal', 'slave', 'wench' They added no new words. See attached snipped of Python comparing the two lists. 2/8

David Andersen 💉💉💉🎉 (@dave_andersen)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 22:46 GMT

this is beyond cute

tiny 🍑 keycap maker (@tinymakesthings)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 23:55 GMT

https://twitter.com/SteveSmith_Tech/status/1495688874332495872

My blog backlog is empty for the first time in 10 years

Steve Smith (@SteveSmith_Tech)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 09:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/kyleshevlin/status/1495539797741514753

As soon as you start tweeting like a fortune cookie, you’ll skyrocket

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 05:02 GMT

Don’t be cruel to your users, stop 90-day password rotations.

Tanya Janca (@shehackspurple)Tue, 23 Jun 2020 15:31 +0000

One thing I find really interesting about the GitLab handbook is how many external references it uses for the "why" behind something. There's a constant stream of books, research, frameworks, and more. Usually nobody cites sources because — frankly — there aren't any.

Donnie Berkholz is hiring (@dberkholz)Mon, 21 Feb 2022 04:12 GMT

I did not realize IPv6 is 25 years old wtf what really stops it from being adopted? old hardware? ISPs? etc?

go get a tan bih (@jackyalcine)Sun, 20 Feb 2022 06:01 GMT