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Friendly reminder that now that it is spring you may think it’s time to fix your body in time for summer but your body is perfect just as it is 💕

Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 21:43 GMT

It's criminal how two years into the pandemic we're probably less prepared for the next wave than the last like 3 waves

Read Becoming Abolitionists by Derecka Purnell (@JoshuaPotash)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 21:46 GMT

still the hardest image of all time

Raven (@spirantel)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 22:41 GMT

catholic school be like "no long hair for boys" meanwhile there is a picture of a boy with long hair for boys in every classroom. And hes like the main boy

holly, elden bling (@plantjoys)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 20:48 GMT

I’m asking for attention right now because l need everyone to look at my new bird sticker

Anna Le (@anna_bynature)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 22:00 GMT

Not to be that guy but this should be the biggest news out there right now

Read Becoming Abolitionists by Derecka Purnell (@JoshuaPotash)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 22:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1473360059908374539

bad news: the one-star reviews are coming back!

drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 02:30 GMT

This broke me.

Soren Spicknall (@SorenSpicknall)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 22:14 GMT

Weird — if COVID is on the wane, why have so many people I know personally (all vaccinated, all cautious), just now getting it for the first time?

Dr. Jennifer Berdahl (@JBerdahl)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 17:24 GMT

The natural progression of pathogen surveillance.

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https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1473360059908374539

bad news: the one-star reviews are coming back!

drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 02:30 GMT

Brian Wasik (@BrianRWasik)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 13:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/BigGarfFan37/status/1505514189690912771

So unfair. I MADE Garfield and I NEVER get pics like this!

Jim Davis 🍥 (@DaRealJimDavis)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 20:22 GMT

This is still one of my favorite interactions I’ve had on this site. #Garfield

BigGarfFan37 (@BigGarfFan37)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 11:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/Salmannn736/status/1505625941317496833

same

adam (@shukran___)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 19:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/shukran___/status/1505625725935755275

Calling my boy Winston, for two milk bones he’ll make anyone/ anything disappear, no questions

No Favors 🇯🇲 (@Big_Munchqui)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 04:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/shukran___/status/1505625725935755275

Beating my meat

horny (@lilwonder0)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 19:23 GMT

wyd in this situation ?

adam (@shukran___)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 19:22 GMT

Utter virtuoso levels of “if I fits, I sits” here, this kitten is a prodigy.

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Because you want to see a baby kitten sunbathing……… In a shoe. Credit: Imgur/Alittledisrantshiningstar

Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 22:51 GMT

genehack (@genehack)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 04:26 GMT

tired: friends with benefits wired:

bitten! in the gecs pit (@AynRandy)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 00:36 GMT

Because you want to see a baby kitten sunbathing……… In a shoe. Credit: Imgur/Alittledisrantshiningstar

Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney)Sat, 29 Jan 2022 22:51 GMT

This isn't a function of the process, this is because most people applying for the job are perfectly adept at programming. The people who fail this process aren't ones who are unqualified, generally. It is the ones who struggle with the process, usually the marginalized ones.

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https://twitter.com/andrew_mason1/status/1505651155782746115

Google’s interview philosophy is to minimize the risk of hiring unqualified people. That sometimes means turning away qualified people, but on average they seem to hire the best people. Their process works from their perspective. I don’t see it as a good option to remove coding

An Even More Unique Perspective Still (@even_uniquer)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 22:48 GMT

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 04:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/TokyoDilf/status/1505416578589990913

Prove you're not a robot. Please select all images that contain: a buttcrack

violin_a_creature🌹 (@geoffreyhill)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 20:18 GMT

They think we don't notice! #UnionsForAll

Airport Workers United (@GoodAirports)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 19:43 GMT

Will never forget the time I was asked a problem-solving interview question, and then when I struggled, I asked the interviewer to talk it out with me and he literally couldn't figure it out either 🙃🙃🙃

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A few months ago I attended a Facebook interview prep session run by their engineers. All of them said that it took them a few months of prep to ace the Facebook interview, even though they were already experienced engineers. Something about that just doesn't sit right with me

Hussien 🇨🇦 (@hussien_coding)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 19:59 GMT

Kelly Ellis 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 05:54 GMT

https://twitter.com/elahmo/status/1505532462054711303

I got into the best university of my country with less formalities 🤪

Nicolai von Neudeck 🇺🇦 (@vonneudeck)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 15:10 GMT

https://twitter.com/vonneudeck/status/1505562422945406978

But it can’t be that good as you can tell by my usage of less instead of fewer 😅

Nicolai von Neudeck 🇺🇦 (@vonneudeck)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 15:22 GMT

I’ve forgotten how to make new friends I think. I miss having a big, bustling social circle. And it just feels like everything has gotten smaller still in the past two years

kat (@zkat__)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 05:21 GMT

hey do you know how to make a javascript project in london? npm innit

sunil pai, inc. (@threepointone)Fri, 17 Dec 2021 19:42 GMT

https://twitter.com/dmsimard/status/1505262381609406467

You got lucky, this is what I got last year 😂

Ahmet (@elahmo)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 13:11 GMT

https://twitter.com/Swilua/status/1455216239853383680

Affect = Fuck around Effect = Find out

Jaqueline Kyle (@YesSumClever)Tue, 02 Nov 2021 13:18 GMT

Three years later and - yes - it turns out I *can* go 100% remote.

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https://twitter.com/Thayer/status/1108741998637445121

Sometimes it is the only way I can get work done. And sometimes it is weird not seeing another human apart from the Amazon delivery driver. But I love having the option. Not sure if I could go 100% remote.

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 21 Mar 2019 15:00 GMT

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 06:23 GMT

Just one of those moments where it’s worth it to be on here

Meredith Ireland (@MeredithIreland)Thu, 04 Nov 2021 16:17 GMT

Google is so aggressive about mining e-mail receipts for data to sell ads that Amazon no longer tells you what you bought in their emails, and now I honestly can’t tell which company is being the bigger asshole to customers.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 01:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1505477835426869249

Hi! I'm a man on Twitter. I see you've asked a question. I don't know the answer to it, nor do I have any experience or expertise. Let me reply to you with the first result I found on Google.

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 09:36 GMT

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1504102564509401090

Hi! I'm a sanctimonious Twitter user who has been on this site since the days you could engage with it via SMS. I write tedious threads about how people don't understand how to engage in a complex media environment.

Terence Eden (@edent)Wed, 16 Mar 2022 14:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1504102566350790657

Hi! I'm desperate for interaction. Please retweet if you agree with this incredible trite statement! I'm trying to show people something!

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 09:34 GMT

men try to advise me

Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 16:04 GMT

Postman Pat to the theme of Magnum, PI

CuriousBritishTelly (@CuriousUkTelly)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 20:38 GMT

Can we stop with this "Why are people still wearing masks even after mandates have been dropped?” thing? Maybe they love the way an N95 gently cradles the contours of their face. Or maybe they're worried about still being in a GODDAMN PANDEMIC.

Aaron Hoyland (@aaronhoyland)Fri, 18 Mar 2022 14:51 GMT

I tweeted this in 2019 & I remember it going viral with people telling me my wants were unrealistic.. yet here I am, a stay at home mom with a partner who loves/takes care of me.. wow, the way I literally manifested my life. 🤌🏽

goodaz. (@estyinthecity)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 01:26 GMT

New #Terraform wall decoration

Lucy Davinhart 🍓 (@LucyDavinhart)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 19:26 GMT

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1505317184821608451

Up almost 100 followers since posting this. Who knew shoving dicks in your face was good content? I shall keep this marketing tactic a secret and use it to my advantage.

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 20:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/buttplugio/status/1505311632963956738

Executive decisions at Buttplug HQ: "Do I work on finishing the library version that's 2 months overdue, or do I punch myself in the face with dicks for numbers?"

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 22:55 GMT

what it’s actually like to be in the metaverse

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 22:21 GMT

“Men are just bigger and stronger” is a deeply cherished belief amongst the kind of man I have routinely reduced to tears by, like, accurately describing his actions

Jude "Pre-Order MAW in Paperback" Doyle (@byJudeDoyle)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 11:23 GMT

Join tonight for a new game I'm streaming, Black Mesa, a loving remake of Half Life 1! See you at 7 Pacific! twitch.tv/rkllz

Rachel Kelly 🌈 (@wholemilk)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 20:42 GMT

no one is mentioning PoP starring hugh grant and I am so disappointed youtu.be/xVkU8dDSC9w

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What is your favorite fictional song or artist from tv/film? A song that exists in the world of the show or movie, but not irl

Christian Tucci (@chrtucci)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 18:20 GMT

kf Fellows (@kf)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 20:52 GMT

ominous

alexandra (@bigmoodenergy)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 00:35 GMT

https://twitter.com/bigmoodenergy/status/1505342311437324292

"Open %1s App" If their location tracking is as good as their string interpolation, then you have nothing to worry about.

Naomi (@nayemem)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 01:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1505436628936019969

“Oh no they’re hot???!!” is a mood

kat (@zkat__)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 06:52 GMT

In "The Batman," they said Bruce Wayne's parents were murdered in October of 2001. Meaning if you go by release dates, it's possible they were leaving a screening of Zoolander when it happened

Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker)Sun, 20 Mar 2022 18:23 GMT