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I want to see the star trek timeline where they rescue locutus but can't un-borg him so he just wanders around telling everyone how inefficient and assimilatable they are, but makes friends in the process. Like "incorrect strategy, number one" but playing 3d-chess in ten forward

John Hawthorn (@jhawthorn)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 17:09 +0000

By the way if you tweet at me "I follow you for your X tweets, not your Y tweets so shut up about Y" I am going to fix that for you by blocking you.

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 17:10 +0000

2 steps to becoming wealthy as a programmer: 1. Learn object oriented programming 2. Inheritance

Randall Hunt (@jrhunt)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 17:17 +0000

went outside again today, did some physical doomscrolling

Kate (@thingskatedid)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 12:01 +0000

doomstrolling

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went outside again today, did some physical doomscrolling

Kate (@thingskatedid)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 12:01 +0000

@uint8_t@chaos.social (@uint8_t)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 13:56 +0000

early celebration of my 1 year tranniversary with the gal pals, first time going to a club in many, many years. thanks y’all for the great company 🥰 @kaelairish @flosflolipid @NatalieJuneW @starlit__sea

maisie (@hiMaisie)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 17:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1508130590985494533

my actual transition anniversary is 31st march, #TransDayOfVisibility, so expect me to be insufferable

maisie (@hiMaisie)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 17:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/urlichsanais/status/1508113642801311748

eventually I'll change my hair color and it'll fuck everyone up

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 16:19 +0000

the surprise and then the smile when someone’s unexpectedly greeted in their own language ☺️

v korbes (@veekorbes)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 16:19 +0000

Feminist icons like Vladimir Putin and Piers Morgan are all over the #IStandWithJKRowling movement. That tells you all you need to know really. A millionaire white lady with multiple mansions and endless media coverage is not oppressed mate. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Liz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 (@itslizinnit)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 13:03 GMT

A computer is just layers of lies that we call “abstractions”

Patricia Aas 🐢🇺🇦 (@pati_gallardo)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 01:11 +0000

What's missing from this breakfast for you?

Henry Miller 💎 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇱♿ (@Henrythejannie)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 08:11 +0000

The death of Taylor Hawkins of Foo Fighters tragically reinforces my belief that you should never pass up a chance to see an artist live in concert. Because you never know. You just never know. 😞 #TaylorHawkins

Lou Brutus (@LouBrutus)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 17:59 GMT

https://twitter.com/UlluKyPatthy/status/1508047949862952960

Question was text editor, not web browser running full-screen ;)

adlerweb|BitBastelei (@adlerweb)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 12:01 +0000

I made home-made pesto and the ingredients cost about £800 and it’s not even that great so my life hack today is go to Lidl and just buy a jar for a quid and don’t be a twat like me.

Jane Slavin (@JaneSlavin)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 11:37 GMT

I love OneDrive version history. I had a slide missing from an upcoming lecture I'm writing, and you can go back and find the exact time I accidentally deleted it - 11.57pm! That'll teach me for writing content when I should be in bed.

Mike Pound (@_mikepound)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 09:51 +0000

GitHub algorithm seeks to improve discovery. Developers disagree.

In this article, Louis Lazaris describes and demonstrates some interesting HTML attributes that you may or may not have heard of and perhaps find useful enough to personally use in one of your projects.

When using Postman, it’s a best practice to store API token values in environment secret variables. Environment variables can also be used to store other variables uses in scripts. But when opening a collection, we often forget to select an environment and spend a few seconds if not minutes or more trying to figure out what the problem is with a request. Just to realize in the end that we just forgot to select an environment. How can this be avoided?

What is code review? It's both looking over the code personally, and letting the linter - with rules...

Good news! Yesterday morning's test came back negative! I'm definitely still feeling a little bit sick though, but the covid officer says I can go outside with a mask on now! Since today is Sunday …

in hindsight mad that we had to wear masks in the underground (a hole in the ground with literally no ventilation) for what 10 months total and that’s it but somebody planted 1 little bomb in 2005 and we still haven’t gotten the trash bins back from that

laura (@freezydorito)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 09:54 +0000

looking for a woman that likes to suck but not swallow i need her to help me siphon gas

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 06:16 +0000

You know what? I'm going to put some TRANS JOY on the TL today. Here's a bunch of things that have been going great for me as a trans person so y'all can remember it's actually a gift. #TransJoy

Ro Salarian (@rosalarian)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 19:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/Simon_Whitten/status/1507663627704274949

When you’re used to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

Lucas Hood (@nickc909returns)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 12:30 GMT

I'm drunk and this donut is really freaking me out why is it looking at me like that

Elina 💫 (@ina__el)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 22:36 GMT

"Nice to meet you, Rose - Run for your life!" 💥 17 years ago today the Ninth Doctor met Rose Tyler, took on the Autons and began a whole new era of adventures - and #DoctorWho returned to TV!

Doctor Who: Eve of the Daleks (@bbcdoctorwho)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 19:00 GMT

March 2020: oh no March 2022: oh no with snacks

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 03:24 GMT

Stop making podcasts about news and discourse and history. We have enough of those. Stop. We get it. How about a podcast where guests come on and talk about their pets, their quirks and treats and tricks. Learn about a new little guy every week.

H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 19:29 GMT

“here’s your flour in the worst possible container. fuck you.” -flour companies

B. (@ArtLesb0)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 20:04 GMT

Chaotic Nightclub Photos (@ClubPhotos_)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 20:00 GMT

JUST IN: wanna see how powerful that EF-3 tornado in Jacksboro was? This is security footage taken as the tornado ripped through the gym at the high school. Absolutely wild. (@wfaa/@wfaaweather)

Matt Howerton (@HowertonNews)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 23:42 GMT

Rare treat. Coffee ice cream, chocolate with pretzels in it, and caramel. Terry the triceratops wants some.

biglesp (@biglesp)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 20:25 GMT

People questioning whether testing positive for a potentially deadly or disabling disease, keeping it a secret, and then showing up at an industry social gathering unmasked should be a career-ending offense and, yes. That person is almost certainly unsafe in numerous other ways.

Dana Fried (@leftoblique)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 17:37 GMT

Finally a monitor big enough to show java stack traces without wrapping

Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 13:05 GMT

This is not how to behave in a community tech chat

Ciaran McNulty (@CiaranMcNulty)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 14:53 GMT

One of my favorite things about the upcoming What If 2 (xkcd.com/whatif2) it is that it shows how questions from kids often lead to more catastrophic scenarios than questions from adults, even when the adults are clearly trying really hard to create catastrophic scenarios.

Randall Munroe (@xkcd)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 18:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1507784142712455169

Adults: “what if I put a nuclear bomb on a rocket and shot it at supersonic speeds into a volcano?” Kids: “what if I had a really, really big potato? Like 1000 miles wide.” The potato scenario is way more catastrophic!

Randall Munroe (@xkcd)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 18:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/lolennui/status/1507785907885289478

can someone please hire me so I can stop posting, this is hell

Amy (@lolennui)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 18:33 GMT

two types of software engineer

💖 the6p4c 🦈🦈🦈 (@the6p4c)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 06:15 GMT

I'm a big fan of trans women asserting we have periods because whether or not it's scientifically accurate or whatever it always makes the very worst kind of person obsessively irrationally frothing-at-the-mouth angry

Leah Tigers (@9BillionTigers)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 14:11 GMT

Being a good business person is really about being the best at exploitation. The best businesspeople have thrown ethics out the door and it’s rebranded as “genius” “innovative” “cost efficient” twitter.com/moreperfectus/…

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LEAKED EMAIL: Applebee’s franchise exec says that rising gas prices are great for business because the chain can offer workers lower wages. “Most of our employee base and potential employee base live paycheck to paycheck… the labor market is about to turn in our favor.”

More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 18:01 GMT

Glowja Cat✨• 🇭🇹 (@c0kahina)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 16:24 GMT

Tough but fair

AK Lingus (@aklingus)Fri, 25 Mar 2022 15:57 GMT

In today's lesson titled "don't roll your own auth". I just realized the "protected" part of my personal web app was just validating that the Yubikey OTP was a valid OTP not that it was a valid OTP for MY Yubikey.

Richard H. Boyd (@rchrdbyd)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 16:30 GMT

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1507750044358877188

3/ I’m sorry if this upsets my landlord friends, but I am beginning to feel what you do should be taxed so heavily it’s untenable as an industry. i’m fine with someone having one property. Maybe two. But we have to get back to basics and understand these are not investments.

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 16:05 GMT

part of ~community~ is existing alongside people you don’t particularly like or care for, which is why so many of you are so bad at it

harm reduction hottie (@cuteandcanread)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 00:06 GMT

Catherine Lundoff (@clundoff)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 20:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/BeeBabs/status/1507735616355803147

I honestly feel if people were forced to look at people in real life and say the things they have the hubris to talk about on here despite not having any real knowledge to back it up they would realise how foolish they sound and I say "foolish" bc I am trying to be polite

Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 15:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1507705386765361153

I'm now seeing the reverse play out these days, as there's a worker shortage and those not given respect decide they don't have to put up with it. Our cleaner fired 25% of their clients and upon talking with them they were all ones treating them with no dignity.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 13:08 GMT

its so funny that jk rowling is doing the whole ‘reality doesnt care about your feelings’ angle with trans people when kings cross station built an entire fake platform for tourists based on her little books where she got the stations name wrong

laura (@freezydorito)Sat, 26 Mar 2022 13:06 GMT