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https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1484057552992223239

Begging my fellow linux dorks to move on from our 2 jokes that have not been grounded in reality for like twenty years

eevee (@eevee)Thu, 20 Jan 2022 07:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/tpope/status/1484242065718493187

i am going to have an aneurysm

eevee (@eevee)Thu, 20 Jan 2022 19:25 GMT

louder for the folks in the back (they can't hear because they haven't gotten sound working on linux)

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https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1484057552992223239

Begging my fellow linux dorks to move on from our 2 jokes that have not been grounded in reality for like twenty years

eevee (@eevee)Thu, 20 Jan 2022 07:13 GMT

Tim Pope (@tpope)Thu, 20 Jan 2022 19:10 GMT

i have decided i am tired of the stupid dance where you type out #!/usr/bin/env bash and then save and reload the file to detect the file type github.com/tpope/vim-eunu…

Tim Pope (@tpope)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 18:42 +0000

🥳 @GDSTeam were testing the changes from my latest blog within an hour of its release. That's an impressive setup. #Java #AWSLambda github.com/alphagov/di-au…

Mark Sailes (@MarkSailes3)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 18:52 +0000

Me as an IC: I wish I was involved in more decisions Me as an EM: Please, I'm so tired of making decisions

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 00:14 +0000

This is so inspiring: GOV.UK really sweating the details here on performance, removing 32KB of jQuery for a ~5-10% improvement on various metrics for low-powered devices twitter.com/therealnooshu/…

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🧵As I mentioned last week GOV.UK removed jQuery as a dependency for all frontend apps, meaning 32 KB of minified & compressed JS was removed. So let's see what difference this has made for users by examining our RUM data. Thread will mainly focus on JS CPU time.

Matt Hobbs v2.0 💉💉💉💉 (@TheRealNooshu)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 11:05 +0000

Simon Willison (@simonw)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 16:53 +0000

🧵As I mentioned last week GOV.UK removed jQuery as a dependency for all frontend apps, meaning 32 KB of minified & compressed JS was removed. So let's see what difference this has made for users by examining our RUM data. Thread will mainly focus on JS CPU time.

Matt Hobbs v2.0 💉💉💉💉 (@TheRealNooshu)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 11:05 +0000

If you’re a developer working on this quit your job.

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a school library system vendor has "begun working on" the ability to automatically notify parents when their kids check a book out of the school library and to allow parents to prevent kids their kids from checking out books on certain topics. this..............sucks twitter.com/yo_bj/status/1…

Talya Cooper (@talya_cooper)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 17:40 +0000

Sacha Judd (@sachajudd)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 18:41 +0000

It's "Quiet Week" at @forem, meaning no meetings. To my delight, it has also meant gifs to communicate this in our internal team Forem. 😅

Ben Halpern (@bendhalpern)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 15:27 +0000

GDS is leading the digital transformation of the UK government.

https://twitter.com/JavaScript/status/1509344065992724487

I interpret that as a threat, but others assure me that it is in fact a Promise.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 01:55 +0000

Hey @QuinnyPig someone told me you are a huge fan of #JavaScript

JavaScript (@JavaScript)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 01:37 +0000

What on God's flat earth is going on?! twitter.com/javascript/sta…

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Hey @QuinnyPig someone told me you are a huge fan of #JavaScript

JavaScript (@JavaScript)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 01:37 +0000

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 01:55 +0000

Web2

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What’s something people think is boring but you know is secretly incredibly interesting?

anildash (@anildash)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 13:47 +0000

Joyce Park (@troutgirl)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 14:25 +0000

I don't need anybody to try and make a fool out of me tomorrow. I already know I am so fuck off.

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 13:00 +0000

The Office of National Statistics has determined that suits are not "essential".

Quite Interesting (@qikipedia)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 13:00 +0000

Your Wife Can Not Be Born In 1999

softwaregore (@softwaregorebot)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 14:42 +0000

Not to be that guy but I am the only person wearing a mask on the train. The Piccadilly line. Why would you want to suck raw Piccadilly breeze

Honey (@benegotherit)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 07:39 +0000

Fondly remembering the “when this pandemic is over I’m going to open a café with an event space and treat it a bit like a hackerspace” phase of the pandemic

Hugh Rawlinson (he/him) (@hughrawlinson)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 07:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/_breeeeen_/status/1509265157201010695

I've got a dockerfile Focker, can you containerize me?

kurt kemple (@theworstdev)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 20:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/_breeeeen_/status/1509265157201010695

I've got a dockerfile Focker, can you containerize me?

kurt kemple (@theworstdev)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 20:26 +0000

heelersbot (@heelersbot)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 02:00 +0000

it never ends… 😭

POGR (@pogr_io)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 16:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/J0hnnyXm4s/status/1509021102781210625

Jack Rhysider (@JackRhysider)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 04:38 +0000

While there’s a lot here that’s at best very confusing, I’m still stuck at “why the hell did anyone even ask him?” nydailynews.com/snyde/ny-oj-si…

ʝօɦռռʏӼʍǟֆ (@J0hnnyXm4s)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 04:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/J0hnnyXm4s/status/1509020100719951876

Can we start doing this every time a celebrity does something morally debatable? Like, head down to supermax and ask Son of Sam for his demon dog’s hot take?

ʝօɦռռʏӼʍǟֆ (@J0hnnyXm4s)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 04:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/doomscroll_bot/status/1509388624889987073

Excuuuuuse you

Olivia (@Inferivix)Thu, 31 Mar 2022 04:53 +0000

And we are live! Introducing Dagger, a new way to build CI/CD pipelines. By the creators of Docker. dagger.io/blog/public-la…

dagger (@dagger_io)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 16:00 +0000

Dagger.io | Blog | Title of post

https://twitter.com/unfortunatalie/status/1508875570213441540

Nat Guest (@unfortunatalie)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 18:45 +0000

Andrew Doyle is someone who is perpetually cynical about “queer culture”. He sees it as “wokery”, a debasement of rational thought . Trans issues intersect this. He parodies a white privileged woman on twitter to make these points. But its not really a parody. It’s his fantasy twitter.com/gbnews/status/…

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Andrew Doyle: Cancel culture is bullying dressed up in the robes of virtue and nobody likes a bully. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 515, Virgin 626 📻 DAB+ 🖥 GB News on YouTube bit.ly/3vAYaw0

GB News (@GBNEWS)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 18:56 +0000

Miss Freda Wallace (@Freda_Wa11ace)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 15:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/damgarros/status/1509194605648125963

AGPLv3 wasn't designed to guarantee that anyone will "contribute back." It was designed to guarantee that the permissions required for Software Freedom will be given to those who access software over a network. It's about "paying forward" to users not "paying back" to authors.

msw (@_msw_)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 18:25 +0000

2 years ago a central Berlin 🇩🇪 Shopping Street was opened to pedestrians🚶🏾‍♀️& cyclists 🚲, and closed to cars 🚗 NOW results are in ➡️ 👉+65% ‼️ visitors to the street 👉 People stay longer 👉 Increased revenues in local shops 📷@Radelflieger

Daniel Moser (@_dmoser)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 07:43 +0000

When you join the British Museum staff and receive your new uniform:

Classical Studies Memɘs for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 10:33 +0000

I’m the coder who’s helped take down the Texas anti-abortion website, and kept Starbucks, Kellogg’s, & Ralph’s from hiring scab workers by coding a website that generates fake applications. Can you help me grow my network on twitter so I can keep using coding for good?

Sean (@SeanDaBlack)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 17:35 +0000

writing clickbait titles for pull requests to get a review

Lāniē (@byelanie)Thu, 03 Mar 2022 21:11 GMT

If you don’t know something, say so, especially as senior+. Encouraging this fantasy that you’re supposed to know everything is false and dangerous for both individuals and work culture.

ingrid.e 💙💛 (@opinionatedpie)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 12:55 +0000

I'm going to have someone reporting to me for the first time in many years. What are you're favorite things to read/watch about managing people? It's for a DevRel role but I don't need the content to be about DevRel.

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 15:38 +0000

happy wednesday :)

mo (not a liar) (@drphiIth)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 15:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/drphiIth/status/1509189095527895042

Your hair looks so goooood omg

j 🌬️ (@silvergelpen)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 15:39 +0000

tech grifters be like

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 14:43 +0000

If you think teaching children "sometimes kids have two dads, because some boys love other boys instead of girls, and that's okay" is in any way 'sexual' or 'groomimg', YOU are the danger to children.

The Nerdskull (@the_nerd_skull)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 23:29 +0000

Having syntax memorized doesn’t prove you’re smarter than anyone. It’s a cool trick that implies your memory works well for a type of recollection. That’s not a knock to someone in either category. But please don’t use it as justification of brilliance or even experience.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 12:51 +0000

I saw the Creative Director at an old job of mine put an unplugged keyboard in front of a designer during an interview and asked him to show him Adobe shortcuts. The candidate had well over a decade of experience and was a Senior Designer. It was embarrassing to watch.

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https://twitter.com/laurieontech/status/1509151316022636547

I had an interviewer ask me to type some commands from memory recently. I replied that on the job one is not going to rely on pure memory and If I can look it up fast enough in front of them that should be sufficient. They relented and we continued.

Neil H. Watson (@neil_h_watson)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 13:00 +0000

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 13:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/neil_h_watson/status/1509155905748844548

Unfortunately he's still in that job. The CD isn't though. I'm two jobs away from that place but I'm still trying to get him out of there 🤞

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Wed, 30 Mar 2022 13:10 +0000