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https://twitter.com/Charalanahzard/status/1513926914141921287

This got me curious, so I did some quick googling. It appears that on average, 32 people a year in Australia die to wildlife. In the US, 15,000 people a year die to gun violence. Double that if you include suicide.

Dude Maidenless Couch (@dudelongcouch)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 17:10 +0000

I will never get over how frequently Americans tell me they’re too scared to visit Australia because of the animals, meanwhile my Australian family is hesitant to visit the US because of the shootings.

Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 17:07 +0000

the future is female, no worries if not!

erin michelle (@erinmichellebrb)Wed, 15 Sep 2021 02:27 +0000

little missy took a trip to the vet! she’s a bit loopy but completely healthy <3 she also got a lil manicure

jinx 🐈‍⬛ (@bigfootjinx)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 21:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/PhilipPullman/status/1513210737711357957

Well if people can make up a story about someone who's been dead for three days coming back to life, I don't think him having his head miraculously popped back on too would be much of a problem.

James Harrington (@JamesH1963)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 17:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamesH1963/status/1513214738628591621

My point is that instead of being tragic and moving, it would be grotesque and horror-comic. The church was very lucky.

Philip Pullman (@PhilipPullman)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 18:59 +0000

If Jesus had been a Roman citizen, like Paul, he would have been beheaded and not crucified. How would the church have managed without 2000 years of cross-based iconography? Never mind a much greater difficulty with the resurrection.

Philip Pullman (@PhilipPullman)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 17:42 +0000

:cat: HTTP Cats API. Contribute to httpcats/http.cat development by creating an account on GitHub.

Pork raclette or our famous miso Mac and cheese with pulled beef brisket come see us for lunch, @Gatherandgather @Shaunfrench84

TwEat_Ldn (@TweatLdn)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 11:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/elibelly/status/1514201360530612227

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 11:19 +0000

Today’s office doggo is Poppy, courtesy of office visitor @Jack_Franklin. I got to snuggle a doggo all the way through a meeting, which is how i want to do all meetings from now on

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 09:22 +0000

One of the nice things about opinionated frameworks: They’re friendly to new developers. Fewer decisions and more prescriptive guidance = less stress. And, it’s easier to move between different projects each project follows the same conventions.

Cory House (@housecor)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 15:32 +0000

Just a little reminder. Regardless of your upbringing, education, wealth or status, EVERYONE is entitled to talk about Politics as UK citizens.

R Y L A N (@Rylan)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 06:38 +0000

Reading my team's feedback for each other and having a little cry because they're all so lovely. Feeling very fortunate to work with these people💖

Jo (@ThisIsJoFrank)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 09:26 +0000

Videos in my folder (@VideosFolder)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 22:34 +0000

Setup some MFA stuff last night and the amount of this is so annoying:

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 08:00 +0000

Going to my company’s office for the first time in the afternoon and I’m already so nervous???? brain why

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 08:10 +0000

Hey @BuzzFeed, where's our "15 Disgraced British Politicians and the Reasons They Resigned" listicle.

Sam Strong 🧀 (@RapidOwl)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 08:17 +0000

This glow in the dark garment by Weisheng Paris…..GAG

Fashion Faguette (@fashionfaguette)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 17:24 +0000

If Ra the sun god walked the runway

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This glow in the dark garment by Weisheng Paris…..GAG

Fashion Faguette (@fashionfaguette)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 17:24 +0000

Tanya Fish (@tanurai)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 08:18 +0000

Unpopular opinion - automation is perhaps just as important for something you only do a couple times of year as something you do all day long. The reason for this is due to organizational memory, poor documentation, and team turnover

Scott Nasello (@scottnasello)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 15:41 +0000

one of the craziest parts of being alive right now is that you can be simultaneously thriving & crumbling at the exact same time it's truly wild bro

sarah rose etter (@sarahroseetter)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 16:45 +0000

Hey!! Technical writers!! People who do documentation!! I’m a baby in the field and want to know more! What books should I read? What conferences do y’all like? Are there online communities I can join?

grem (@jessica_schalz)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 17:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/_breeeeen_/status/1514091816412401666

These the same people that don’t test.

Josie (@javavvitch)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 04:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1514089684800086017

It’s like y’all learned about static in college and don’t know any other language optimizations and just slapped that shit on everything. I beg let it go!!

Josie (@javavvitch)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 04:01 +0000

STOP MAKING METHODS STATIC IF THEY DON'T NEED TO BE FREAKING STATIC. Thank you.

Josie (@javavvitch)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 03:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1514091477307211777

Like…good luck mocking anything out if everything is static

John Breen (@_breeeeen_)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 04:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/Snubs/status/1514094522581536773

If you’re not into it by now, it’s as good a place as any to stop. It’s largely more of the same, getting slightly more soap operatic over the seasons.

David Friedman (@ironicsans)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 04:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1514084605980078084

lol

martyr max (@Eve6)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 03:36 +0000

mom jeans, dad hat, boyfriend tank, little brothers tunic....can a girl wear her own clothes or

Catherine Cohen (@catcohen)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 22:00 +0000

She fell asleep trying to bite me

Neville (@catherinebuca)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 20:22 +0000

Trying to find someone that knows how this piece of code works but everyone who knew has left the company...

David Fowler 🇧🇧🇺🇸 (@davidfowl)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 20:46 +0000

Do you need a license for those pro nouns, but don't want to pay for one? Don't worry, I've got you covered. tiredand.gay/keygender

luna 💙 (@lunasorcery)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 15:01 +0000

everyone should talk about their work fuckups the way cops do "an email was misfired resulting in a client-involved misunderstanding"

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 16:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlyssaM_InfoSec/status/1513909902820917253

Hot take: the use of "influencer" as a pejorative is rooted in sexism, because they want you to associate it with women on Instagram or YouTube talking about beauty products, who they look down upon.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 16:04 +0000

this is literally just capitalists admitting they don’t support a free labor market lmao

Mac (@GoodPoliticGuy)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 15:20 +0000

This is Rio. He was NOT eating sand. If he was, how would there still be so much of it here? 12/10 it's called science look it up

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 22:11 +0000

rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them

manny (@mannyfidel)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 19:44 +0000

I've been getting a ton of recruiter spam lately and my favorite thing is to reply to them with "happy to chat if the total comp is $800k+" and then have each of them reply with "ah it's not maybe next time"

tierney cyren (@bitandbang)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 18:56 +0000

Discover the indieweb, one blog post at a time. Contribute to splitbrain/blogrng development by creating an account on GitHub.

Pola and Bryson - Crazy In Love (Bootleg)

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1513885949352198155

twitter is cool because you can do that and someone will dm asking for feet pics

austin from new york (@austinlparker)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 14:25 +0000

LinkedIn is cool because I can post about a k8s removal purely to ensure people's clusters don't fall over, and some jackass will use it to write a post about how this was great customer marketing and I'm "re-engaging users to promote new features" or "leveraging the deprecation"

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 14:25 +0000

nobody: me to anything that absolutely does not need to be automated: but wait, what if we automated this?

Rizèl Scarlett 🇦🇬🇬🇾 (@blackgirlbytes)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 18:05 +0000

You'd think you wouldn't need people's permission to change from the WTFPL, since you can literally do whatever you want with it. github.com/BurntSushi/tom…

🧗‍♂️ Matt Holt (@mholt6)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 18:22 +0000