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If your incident writeup lists “human error” as a cause, it’s a sign that you don’t really understand how the incident happened. Instead, you stopped asking questions too soon. If your system depends on humans never making errors, you have a systems problem.

Lorin Hochstein.fiat (@norootcause)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 19:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/egirlteeth/status/1508543331097526272

Men’s dedication to weird horniness never ceases to amaze

Kelly Ellis 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 21:07 +0000

Things we could do instead: Cancel student debt. Provide money so people can afford housing and don't go hungry. Do something about climate change.

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BREAKING: Biden proposes a $813,000,000,000 Pentagon budget, a $31 BILLION increase from last year’s budget.

Public Citizen (@Public_Citizen)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 15:20 +0000

Rabbi Sara Zober BLM (@RebbeSMZ)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 19:09 +0000

Definitely more violent than a slap between two rich black dudes but hey twitter.com/abcpolitics/st…

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BREAKING: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs controversial 'Don't Say Gay' bill into law. The bill bans lessons on sexual orientation or gender identity in some grades. abcn.ws/3qHfzzT

ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 17:12 +0000

Openly Black Studs Twerkel. (@thewayoftheid)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 17:24 +0000

White people are always like “whoa there bud, we only support violence on the systematic level”

The District Demon (@IntergalacticQ)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 08:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/ms_eenR/status/1508303845734158340

In that Chappelle's were probably worse as they directed suspicion and hatred to a larger group of people, sure. Hopefully that's what you meant?

Turtles All The Way Down (@Turtles_AWD)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 08:42 +0000

But fr, how y'all pro-war but anti-slap?

Dr. CBS (@blackleftaf)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 04:09 +0000

Am I the only one who kinda wishes it was dave chapelle 😭😭

zinc the fish in the sea (@nottramar)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 03:33 +0000

“this couldve been handled privately” he disrespected her publicly?

✿ kiri (@kiridluffy)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 02:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlyssaM_InfoSec/status/1508457801831563264

Jameela Jamil’s response

Austin (@J0k3rSSD)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 15:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/jaden/status/1508295733551632389

😂💀

H.Å☠ (@Abdikadir_H_A)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 06:54 +0000

I need every camera angle on EVERYONE

Marc (@MarcSnetiker)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 03:06 +0000

Whelp.

Will Smith (@willsmith)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 02:35 +0000

hopefully this ushers in an age of terror planted deep within the hearts of standup comedians everywhere

guy online (@fellawhomstdve)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 03:00 +0000

oh hell yeah will smith just normalized slapping stand up comedians

naive 6 (@Eve6)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 03:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/CommodoreBlog/status/1508393980630872066

 r0ry  (@roryhinch)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 16:49 +0000

Come join my team!! ✨ Perks include *monthly* company-wide mental health day off, invited speakers and activities celebrating BHM & WHM & Pride etc, yearly wellness stipend, and the most supportive team you’ve ever had 😌 jobs.lever.co/eventbrite/ffc…

Cake is Kate. Always has been 💫 (@kefimochi)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 16:15 +0000

For all who liked him in Bridgerton, I suggest you find Phoebe Waller-Bridge's Crashing on Netflix next. He gives one of my favorite bi-panic-yearning performances

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Jonathan Bailey with a very strong entrance into the category. He did exactly what was required! #bridgertonS2 twitter.com/alannabennett/…

Sam S (@lobsterbooty)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 13:39 +0000

Nervous Eyes Bennett (@AlannaBennett)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 14:15 +0000

will smith really doesnt like onions xox

Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 15:27 +0000

these Oscars slapped

eli is feeling '22 (@elibelly)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 14:07 +0000

If you haven't signed up for the preview of the new GitHub code search you're missing out - I use it every day now, being able to execute complex searches (including regular expression matches!) against every line of code on GitHub is absurdly useful cs.github.com

Simon Willison (@simonw)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 04:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/jillians2cents/status/1508324174858579968

Just a thought, but maybe it’s time to start recognizing ableist jokes for the acts of violence they are. It wasn’t “just a bad joke.” It was an act of violence against a woman with an autoimmune disorder, perpetrated on a stage with an international audience.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 06:07 +0000

Bro I’m speechless, because Australian TV didn’t bleep a single word said from Will Smith. Praising this man for standing up for his wife because this is what disabled people have to deal with on a daily. Making ableist/ablenoir jokes about Jada on international TV is not on

vika mana (@endlessyarning)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 03:12 +0000

yt people tweeting “violence is never the answer” when they just called the police on the homeless people down their street three times last week

kasama 🇵🇭 (@ikarlymarx)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 04:01 +0000

Just remember they gave Roman Polanski an Oscar in absentia after he fled the country to avoid a pedophilia conviction

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Will Smith may be asked to hand back his #Oscar due to breaking The Academy’s code of conduct, sources tell @nypost. 🔗: nypost.com/2022/03/28/cou…

Pop Crave (@PopCrave)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 04:50 +0000

Frog in a Little Car⚪ (@beepbeepribbit)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 05:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/beepbeepribbit/status/1508310858765590528

the academy like:

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 05:27 +0000

Wait, how many rapists, abusers and the like had to give back their Oscars? nypost.com/2022/03/28/cou… (jacky.wtf/2022/3/8m/8mRg…)

https://jacky.wtf/about (@jackyalcine)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 13:36 +0000

I just wrote a blog post on @wallabagapp website: Why we won't accept all your pull requests or feature requests wallabag.org/en/news/wallab…

nicosomb (@nicosomb)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 12:54 +0000

A description of the @gitpod offsite: being in a room full of brilliance, passion, and heart.

Laushinka (@laushinka)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 12:00 +0000

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Individuals describing Will Smith slapping Chris Rock as “the Oscars ugliest moment” have been described as “deeply and profoundly stupid.”

Politics For All (@PoIitics4All)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 09:51 +0000

I wish the Oscars would not have become a place to watch assault on camera, and be left asking 1. Is it ok to joke about someone’s illness (no) 2. Is it ok to assault someone physically following #1 (no) 3. Was any of this staged (who knows: it’s show biz & Oscars ratings 📉)

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 09:26 +0000

Not being able to go online because your mother is using the phone.

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What is so ancient only an Internet veteran can remember?

World of Engineering (@engineers_feed)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 16:51 +0000

Trantigone 🦖🇺🇦 (@2damntrans)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 08:31 +0000

This is definitely not the ugliest moment, ma'am. They gave a fucking standing ovation to Roland Polanski for winning an award that he couldn't even show up to accept, without risking arrest. I'd say that's definitely uglier.

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Oscar’s ugliest moment -photo by Myung Chun/ LA Times

Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 03:05 +0000

Genie Lauren (@MoreAndAgain)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 03:06 +0000

Is it Halloween in Hollywood? Cos Chris Rock's got fresh prints on his face

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 10:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1508386667454992387

(This is simultaneously both Too Soon and Old News because twitter is great)

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 10:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/nazirafzal/status/1508344770216837129

I’m sure what Chris Rock said was offensive I’m also sure that there is no excuse for what Will Smith did Optics of giving a man an award a few minutes after being violent are not good Male violence escapes justice much of the time It is the pandemic that will outlast any other

nazir afzal (@nazirafzal)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 08:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/nazirafzal/status/1508363717607575558

As for Will Smith saying “love makes you do crazy things” I have heard that line from a 1000 domestic abusers & violent men No it doesn’t Hate does

nazir afzal (@nazirafzal)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 10:29 +0000

Weird how COVID is over and yet I personally know more people with it than at any time in the entire pandemic

Rob Manuel 🧻 (@robmanuel)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 10:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/ShappiKhorsandi/status/1508374377112518657

It was a slap. Obviously slapping is never right, but it was a *slap* from a distance, that didn’t even move Chris. Please don’t exaggerate the violence of a Black man, there’s enough of that already going around.

Jameela Jamil 🌈 (@jameelajamil)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 09:45 +0000

Ableism is violence too and there’s a reason it’s not included in the ‘don’t condone violence’ takes pass it on.

David Lo Pun-ch Nazis (@helpmeskeletor)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 08:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1508306850474692609

Have Woody Allen and Polanski been asked to give theirs back?

Captain Kidd (@PrinceGrump)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 04:59 +0000

In 2003, @TheAcademy awarded Roman Polanski with Best Director. He had been a convicted child rapist fugitive since 1978. twitter.com/filmupdates/st…

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Will Smith may be asked to hand back his #Oscar after breaking The Academy’s code of conduct, sources tell @NYPost. (nypost.com/2022/03/28/cou…)

Film Updates (@FilmUpdates)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 04:55 +0000

Kelly Ellis 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 09:46 +0000

A lot to chew on here

Eoin Kelleher (@eoinyk)Sun, 27 Mar 2022 16:20 +0000

Whenever a thing happens you have to remember you don’t HAVE to do a take. You can just be ‘haha whoa, whaaat?’ Like the rest of us

Charlie Higson (@CPHigson)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 08:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/CPHigson/status/1508359226556661761

The irony that this is in fact ‘a take’ is not lost on me

Charlie Higson (@CPHigson)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 08:24 +0000

Wow, @Zoom's decision to bypass the security settings of their customers in order to boost its marketplace demand is a bold move, to put it mildly. CISOs discovering this after the fact will be fuming.

Tobie Langel (@tobie)Mon, 28 Mar 2022 08:33 +0000