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I have a reputation among my friends for telling it like it is about pregnancy and birth I remember one friend asking me not to be honest and six weeks post birth saying “why didn’t you tell me?” Pregnancy isn’t something you “bounce back” from

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To all of the women coming to my office understandably enraged that nobody told them their vaginas could fall out from having babies: I am so sorry that for so long the patriarchy was scared of what you would do with that information.

Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD, FACOG (@jfitzgeraldMD)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:45 +0000

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 06:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/genehack/status/1512977843633983491

I really want to have these made now.

Big Structural Rage (@craftgasm)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 02:46 +0000

To all of the women coming to my office understandably enraged that nobody told them their vaginas could fall out from having babies: I am so sorry that for so long the patriarchy was scared of what you would do with that information.

Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD, FACOG (@jfitzgeraldMD)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:45 +0000

Today is the anniversary of my first release (v0.1.0) and I'm celebrating by posting v1.0.0! 🎉🥳🤩 github.com/jreleaser/jrel…

JReleaser (@jreleaser)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 06:06 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 13:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlderNorent/status/1512925272978251778

I think by gender would be better instead of by genitals. Like, it'd be really uncomfy for ciswomen and transmen, and cismen and transwomen to be in those spaces together. Could also be really outing, and dysphoric.

WynnieMcEny (@WynnieMcEny)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 23:45 +0000

what if we kissed in the she/they bathroom 👉🏼👈🏼

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jaboukie (@jaboukie)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 21:35 +0000

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 03:28 +0000

Stages of any long term project: 1. I have plenty of time. 2. Oh shit.

Jessie (@mommajessiec)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 13:38 +0000

Please don’t just message people with “ping”. Chat and text are asynchronous by design. State your needs and keep things moving.

📬 Sherrod DeGrippo (@sherrod_im)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 17:18 +0000

"Do senior devs still have to look up stuff on StackOverflow?" Gentle reader, I have gone to StackOverflow to read answers that I wrote about behavior that I myself designed and implemented.

Ryan Cavanaugh (@SeaRyanC)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 21:55 +0000

According to Republicans- you can marry a child, give them a gun and force them to carry a baby to term, but letting them read a Judy Blume book, wear a mask, talk about race, gender or sexual orientation is child abuse.

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 01:42 +0000

I FUCKING LOVE TRAINS, I LOVE BEING ABLE TO HOP ON A TRAIN AND GET TO MY DESTINATION SWIFTLY AND CHEAPLY WHILE SACRIFICING NO LEISURE TIME AND HAVING NEAR ZERO CHANCE OF BEING INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT, I FUCKING LOVE NOT GETTING STUCK IN TRAFFIC OR LOOK FOR A PARKING SPACE

Orikron 🇲🇴 (@orikron)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 07:48 +0000

Delighted to discover that nature has evolved a bat that looks exactly like a jam doughnut

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Krimpet reminds us so much of our butterscotch “butters”, so curious of her world and such a sweet red bat like butters was ❤️ many of our reds are hypersensitive and require a more hands off approach but this girl looks forward to us each morning and evening

PA Bat Rescue (@pabatrescue)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 16:53 GMT

Tom (@elbows_selbo)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 19:58 GMT

Harvey Weinstein, Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, Jared Leto... Adrien Brody sexually assaulted Halle Berry ON STAGE at the Oscars, while accepting an award for acting in Polanski's movie. Polanski won best director that same year. But you wanna talk about honor?!

twitter.com/variety/status…

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Will Smith Must Return His Oscar to Restore the Award’s Honor (Guest Column) variety.com/2022/film/colu…

Variety (@Variety)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 17:01 +0000

Kelly Ellis 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 19:22 +0000

Maybe it's because I'm not a billionaire but I can't get my head around why someone with more than they could spend in 10 lifetimes tries so hard not to pay a single penny in tax. And it seems that the more they have, the harder they try.

nick abbot (@NIAbbot)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 11:10 +0000

TIL MacOS has a built-in speed test tool.

Luke Holder (@lukeholder)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 01:39 +0000

therapy is not enough. i need to fight my dad

megan (@chismosavirus)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 08:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1512846428061634563

Do you have an internal dialogue about how to frame things you participate in with news headlines. Like, "Golf's High Rise Requiem: Seeking Safety, Youth Turn To Outdoor Metropolitan Sport"

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 17:54 +0000

what if we kissed in front of the anne lister plaque 🫢😳🥺 twitter.com/himaisie/statu…

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four wonderful years with you 🥰 @FieldsAndFolly ❤️

maisie 💖 (@hiMaisie)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 09:16 +0000

maisie 💖 (@hiMaisie)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 17:02 +0000

I want websites to stop asking me if I accept cookies. But more importantly I want this to happen because websites have stopped using cookies so there is nothing for me to accept

Tom Larrow (@TomLarrow)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 17:03 +0000

It’s here and it’s magnificent!! 💙❤️ @hackdotxxx

Patrick Moaning-Lips (@ThebestPML)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:47 +0000

conservatives love to act like transgender people came into existence in the last 20 years even though we literally have historical record of medical transition dating back to the 1930s. don't let them rewrite our history. and RIP Lili Elbe

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 14:31 +0000

Y'all remember when this nigga sent the internet into a frenzy then dissapeared 😭

OUFZ | Dan 🐢 (@DNCHI77)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 04:53 +0000

this guy is the reason everybody gets spam calls

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Y'all remember when this nigga sent the internet into a frenzy then dissapeared 😭

OUFZ | Dan 🐢 (@DNCHI77)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 04:53 +0000

self diagnosed Havana Syndrome (@MenshevikM)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 14:41 +0000

One of my friends wrote in my yearbook "Tyler you are much too school for cool" and I've never recovered

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the trick was not to be cool to begin with most people don't go around writing "stay nerdy" in yearbooks, but they wouldn't have been disappointed if they had!

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Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:14 +0000

Tyler Morley (@tylerpmorley)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1512445042144776192

Yes and it's absolutely the fault of papers like the Guardian who have been uncritically posting transphobic hate for years

Katy Montgomerie 🦖🦕 (@KatyMontgomerie)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 16:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1512816748398977026

why are all the trans people so sad, asks the publication who regularly publishes virulent hatred directed at trans people

Cara (@caraesten)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:38 +0000

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Trans people’s mental health is at crisis point in UK, warn experts theguardian.com/world/2022/apr…

The Guardian (@guardian)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 14:59 +0000

Cara (@caraesten)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1512817566598586368

instead i will be starting "keep your god damn children indoors until they're 25 so the rest of society doesn't have to bend over backwards to cater to them and also so they can't be weaponized against the mere existence of queers" discourse

eevee (@eevee)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:47 +0000

you're not going to trick me into participating in "kink at pride" discourse THIS year, satan

eevee (@eevee)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:39 +0000

tbh I almost respect the transparency because this is exactly what a lot of terfs believe, trans women are almost always the primary target. they just won’t say it because they know it’s fucking ridiculous and hypocritical twitter.com/lilysimpson131…

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'Political philosopher' is doing a lot of work here

Lily Simpson (@LilySimpson1312)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 00:23 +0000

faye (@fayemikah)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 10:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/meowmeowmeuw/status/1512515468392865796

It's like tree rings, basically.

🏳️‍🌈 (@Guttapunks)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 19:41 +0000

you can tell how long someone has been on the internet if that video of that bowling ball having sex with a bowling pin is shocking to them or not

juniper (@meowmeowmeuw)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 19:39 +0000

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yonatan (@zozuar)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 13:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1512785529712123906

People use twitter for different reasons. Most influencers use the platform as a tool to propel their brand or whatever they have going on. They aren't really using twitter. Twitter isn't dying, big celebs that have nothing going on don't need to use it as often anymore. 🤖

xQc (@xQc)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 14:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1512785529712123906

Why are you fudding your own investment?

CoinMamba (@coinmamba)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 13:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1512785529712123906

what is your agenda? you buy 9% of twitter and now what? shit on it until the stock price goes down so you can do a takeover?

KattaK (@B_KattaK)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 13:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/1917baybee/status/1512652211788337155

Is hair pulling inherently sexual? Are clothes inherently sexual? Is a collar inherently sexual? They CAN be. And for many people are in certain context. But it's the context that matters.

Josh Metheney (@HistoricalNoOne)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 04:48 +0000

"there shouldn't be sexual stuff at pride" okay kid I'm gonna explain this exactly once: the homophobes and transphobes call your existence sexual, that's why they're banning it from school under the purview of "sex ed"

Siobhan O'Leary (@SiobhanFTB)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 22:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/mipsytipsy/status/1512755908195098624

It feels really objectionably stupid for great people to have to leave companies they love because of org chart inflexibility. But every exception and one-off creates it's own organizational debt, and often cynicism and equity issues over special treatment.

Charity Majors (@mipsytipsy)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 11:47 +0000

it's called an mx record because e-mail is a non-binary interchange format

sirocyl (@sirocyl)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 17:28 +0000

"Unit tests make me slow". Said the developer who proceeded with manually setting up a scenario for the 18th time that day.

Dardan Bekteshi (@dardan_bekteshi)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 08:01 +0000

yall I am appliance shopping right now and I didn't even know that "enhanced cinematic lighting" was a feature that dishwashers could even have

At this point... I can't wait for the day @Apple goes full USB-C the only hold out are iPhones at this point and it's ridiculous.

Chris Short (He/Him/His) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@ChrisShort)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 11:19 +0000

This is a horrible framing of what was said here. She said she just wanted to be with Will, and that marriage was never for her, but that her mother pressured them to get married due to her pregnancy. Will is in this video supporting her.

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Jada Pinkett Smith 'never' wanted to marry Will, cried at 'horrible' wedding trib.al/uMpujN9

New York Post (@nypost)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 19:46 +0000

Jameela Jamil 🌈 (@jameelajamil)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 11:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/taffdancer/status/1512031683742216193

ok boomer

Willowsaurus 🦕 (@WillowDarksong)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 11:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/taffdancer/status/1512031683742216193

🙄

Rally Girl (@good__trouble)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 22:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/happysquinn/status/1511984432588152833

But I think the point is why should you have to skimp and not enjoy life to afford a home.

Jordon Rogers (@21Rogers21)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 09:24 +0000

took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

andy (@heyitsandy_)Wed, 06 Apr 2022 15:36 +0000