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Imagine if #childfree people announced their sex lives like parents do. “Mom, Dad I have exciting news, I got railed”

Laur is a Childfree trainwreck (@badfitches)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 11:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1511489339406049285

i have always wanted to ratio marjorie taylor greene with the transgender pride flag

keffals (@keffals)Wed, 06 Apr 2022 04:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1511489339406049285

There is a line in the sand, @TwitterSafety. Either you enforce your rules of conduct, or not. There is no other option.

Lisa The Dog (@LisaTheGSD)Wed, 06 Apr 2022 00:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/tweetanor/status/1508876355873738752

I'm with Kevin on this one: the previous behaviour - where deleted tweets would no longer be upgraded by the JavaScript but instead fell back to being unstyled blockquotes - was a smart piece of archive friendly API design I'm going to have to stop using the JS now, which is sad

Simon Willison (@simonw)Wed, 06 Apr 2022 09:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElNinjaUrbano/status/1508952777950642177

No, deleting the <blockquote> containing the tweet text from my pages is editing what I posted, and also removing parts of the public record. The original api decision of not confirming that the tweet existed was the right one.

Kevin Marks (@kevinmarks)Tue, 29 Mar 2022 23:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1379474984024821764

Er, well, it depends. Has a death certificate been issued?

Mark O'Neill (@marxculture)Tue, 06 Apr 2021 16:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/marxculture/status/1379475285368840199

This would be a better metric. Also "timeOfDeath" either null or a timestamp where isDead is a Boolean to check if this has a value. Lots of issues with that.

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Tue, 06 Apr 2021 16:48 +0000

Falsehoods programmers believe abou... oh... no. Right you are.

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 06 Apr 2021 16:44 +0000

Why do tradespeople arrive at a totally unreasonable time which means I have to be up and dressed when I could have had another hour in bed?

Stella in East Sussex (@PeopleOfUK)Wed, 06 Apr 2022 06:41 +0000

Just extended my parental leave three additional months for a total of nine months. So grateful Sweden has such great systems in place for new parents. My return date is Halloween and I can tell you my scary costume will be a “sleep deprived parent” 🎃😬

Emma Bostian (@EmmaBostian)Wed, 06 Apr 2022 06:55 +0000

Oh yeah…so, this happened. 😉 Look who came to play for Season 3…! 🤯🖖🏼

Jeri Ryan (@JeriLRyan)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 19:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/_Iyalei/status/1511071240089391107

This has a second misconception behind it: that backend development is more complex than frontend development. People with this kind of world view are living in the last century.

Michael Zedeler (@mzedeler)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 06:16 +0000

Every single time someone like Jack Harlow or Pete Davidson becomes big with women, everyone freaks out like “why!?” as if there isn’t decades & decades of evidence that women love funny, confident men who are comfortable in who they are. It isn’t that complicated 🤣

𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙷𝚘𝚙𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 (@Hopstradamus)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 14:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/IvorGCampbell/status/1511307600809369609

If you haven't heard of these names then i'm not sure why you think you have a place in a conversation revolving around the British TV industry.

brAcES daNces (@bexter2001)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 12:12 +0000

Vivaldi’s classic THE FOUR SEASONS has been renamed THE TWO SEASONS due to climate change. That is all. Please resume what you were doing.

eddie pepitone (@eddiepepitone)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 01:14 +0000

Ruby, OSS and the Internet

This man’s soul checked out on him!! 😂🤣😂🤣

ʝεαɳเε 🥰😘 (@alove_1980)Mon, 04 Apr 2022 21:30 +0000

When you've been single for too long.😂😂😂😂😂😂

D.D (@DDonWhytee)Mon, 04 Apr 2022 19:57 +0000

Imagine writing a joke this horrible, getting saved by everyone saying “we will not let you tell this awful awful joke,” then being like “fine! I’ll leak it myself!” Just God-level self sabotage twitter.com/discussingfilm…

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Amy Schumer reveals one Oscars joke she wasn’t allowed to say — “Don’t Look Up is the name of a movie? More like don’t look down the barrel of Alec Baldwin’s shotgun” “I wasn’t allowed to say any of that, but you can just come up & [slap] someone” (via: variety.com/2022/film/news…)

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Mon, 04 Apr 2022 17:16 +0000

Ben Shapiro is a 5’4 Twat (@harrymwood)Mon, 04 Apr 2022 20:58 +0000

I fully subscribe to the theory Chris Pratt is a antivaxxer and he is not allowed on sets

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Chris Pratt has officially signed on to voice Garfield in ‘GARFIELD’ from ‘Chicken Little’ director Mark Dindal.

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 17:06 +0000

Shawn2K22 (@ShawnChapek1)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 17:25 +0000

Still mad about how Daisy Ridley and Kelly Marie Tran were subjected to vicious harassment and Disney remained silent, but the minute somebody made a little joke about Chris Pratt, they launched a full PR campaign to convince us all that he is the best person in the world twitter.com/discussingfilm…

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Daisy Ridley has returned to social media after deleting her account in 2016 due to online abuse she was receiving.

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 18:07 +0000

Daniel Cruse (@youngpoultry)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 18:48 +0000

chris pratt has to be holding some crazy information about the industry because how tf he getting all of these roles twitter.com/discussingfilm…

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Chris Pratt has officially signed on to voice Garfield in ‘GARFIELD’ from ‘Chicken Little’ director Mark Dindal.

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 17:06 +0000

kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 17:15 +0000

Ezra Miller, Amber Heard, Ansel Elgort, Chris Pratt, Scarlett Johansson… <insert every white actor who got away with black face> <insert every director, producer, or filmmaker that got away with SA, CSA, harassment>

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Netflix has backed away from developing ‘FAST & LOOSE’, starring Will Smith. David Leitch dropped out before the #Oscars, so Netflix sent an urgent call to find a new director but have put the project on the back burner after the #Oscars (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 18:27 +0000

MJ(oker) (@otpjoker)Sat, 02 Apr 2022 19:18 +0000

that's a dogshit joke, absolute bottom-tier stuff, your friends didn't let you tell it not bc it's shocking, but because it sucks. listen to them.

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Amy Schumer reveals one Oscars joke she wasn’t allowed to say — “Don’t Look Up is the name of a movie? More like don’t look down the barrel of Alec Baldwin’s shotgun” “I wasn’t allowed to say any of that, but you can just come up & [slap] someone” (via: variety.com/2022/film/news…)

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Mon, 04 Apr 2022 17:16 +0000

Cara (@caraesten)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 18:01 +0000

I'm still thinking about how this confirms that the Oscars have an intensive joke approval process, that was actively used to veto jokes in poor taste, and yet the committee decided "a joke making fun of a Black woman's auto-immune disease" was okay

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Amy Schumer reveals one Oscars joke she wasn’t allowed to say — “Don’t Look Up is the name of a movie? More like don’t look down the barrel of Alec Baldwin’s shotgun” “I wasn’t allowed to say any of that, but you can just come up & [slap] someone” (via: variety.com/2022/film/news…)

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)Mon, 04 Apr 2022 17:16 +0000

emilia ✨ (@lazerwalker)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 18:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/_Iyalei/status/1511071240089391107

Pffff backend developers have it so easy. They get to deploy their stuff to a single runtime that *they* control? Adorable.

Steven 🏳️‍🌈 (@stevendotjs)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 18:40 +0000

I am seeing a trend to make frontend Dev work a "female" discipline while the "serious programming" stuff like backend and embedded as "masculine" and I would like to say fuck that very much 🤡

Anya🏳️‍🌈✨ (@_Iyalei)Mon, 04 Apr 2022 20:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/Pilnok/status/1511355842704158725

God it would suck if people QRTd that with pics I'd hate it so much Absolutely do not do that

name cannot be blank (@Pilnok)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 18:51 +0000

May your thighs be thicc and ass fat 🙏🏻

name cannot be blank (@Pilnok)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 14:51 +0000

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May your thighs be thicc and ass fat 🙏🏻

name cannot be blank (@Pilnok)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 14:51 +0000

patrick fahey™ (@patrick_fahey)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 18:55 +0000

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

Olivia (@olliegrace)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 13:21 +0000

Google has just released in beta the second generation of Google Cloud Functions. For those who are...

was looking for a blahaj online and this is what it said people most commonly buy it with

keffals (@keffals)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 18:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1511407930914099206

uk site's just REAL blunt about it.

᚛ᚔᚅᚔᚌᚓᚅᚐ᚜ (@daethtrap)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 18:39 +0000

Spreading the word of our upcoming course on-campus at @TrentUni last week was great fun! As alumni, witnessing the excitement in students to try their hand at coding was a special moment 💙 😉 You can sign up, too: projectfunction.io/courses/wdb220…

ProjectFunction (@projectfunction)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 17:12 +0000

out of context brooklyn nine nine (@nocontxt99)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 19:09 +0000

Since Gen X is trending again, let me remind you of this epic thread I did last year

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https://twitter.com/thejournalista/status/1371544935640363011

A little tutorial on Gen X: We are the first generation to have existed in both the analog and digital world

first of all, bitch, ... (@thejournalista)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 01:15 GMT

first of all, bitch, ... (@thejournalista)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 17:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1511379706163052544

If a hetero couple can talk at an -age appropriate level- about coincidental or related experiences with their spouse or partner, a homosexual should be allowed to as well. Equality.

civ (@Civ2022)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 16:39 +0000

On this 4/04 day, pour one out for sites & permalinks lost this past year like: * Google App Maker (site not found) * Yahoo Groups (posts & permalinks gone, subdomain redirects) More 404 Not Found: …

I could kill yoda with a hunting rifle

Will Sennett (@Senn_Spud)Fri, 28 Jan 2022 18:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/halomancer1/status/1511243788210958337

Erik :: they/them (@thatcardsharp)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 08:18 +0000

i rate superpowers in fiction by how easily they could be defeated by a random hillbilly with a shotgun. if the hillbilly wins, the power sucks.

jenny_tightpants_ (@halomancer1)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 07:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/paraga/status/1511320953598357505

Musk stans really in this thread saying "it's okay if a person with more wealth than any of us could ever attain can just buy control of an international communications platform and change it according to his whim, so long as it's the one *WE* support."

VƎX, Whomst Transed The Gender (@vexwerewolf)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 14:17 +0000

Just want to point out that hustle culture relies on the idea that you have another person who can pick up the slack in your daily life. Whether that’s through a relationship or a transaction.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 13:19 +0000

This document exists to lay out some general principles of running a small social network site that have worked for me. These principles are related to community building more than they are related to specific technologies.

The Rusty Bever

kam 🌙 (@lunarkam)Mon, 04 Apr 2022 01:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/ThisIsMissEm/status/1511339352948883472

Only scheme that that works with is if there's a mandatory minimum.

Daniël Franke 🏳️‍🌈 (@ainmosni@social.tchncs.de) (@ainmosni)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 13:46 +0000