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me: *reports slur to twitter* twitter immediately: *emails me to say no violation* me: *replies with "i was literally called a _______. this report was not reviewed. fuck off and get a PERSON to do this job"* twitter email 1 hour later: we locked the account for violations

Airlie - feline supplement #21 (@QuinntoBean)Mon, 21 Mar 2022 16:32 GMT

Something terrible about to happen to this man

dan “fleetwood” yak (@DANYaker)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 02:31 +0000

"That's another human being" Emma Watson shining a light on how many of us cisgender women feel. This is true feminism and sisterhood 🤍🏳️‍⚧️ #TransWomenAreWomen #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Amz 🌙 (@AnxietySugar_)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 21:49 +0000

the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 18:49 +0000

The number of people I feel comfortable killing or permanently disabling is zero. That is why I wear a mask.

John Bracey (@MagisterBracey)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:12 +0000

loving the trajectory of Martin Lewis from “man who told you how to get discounted pizza” to “man who will lead the revolution”

Hannah (@HLThompson93)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 21:06 +0000

we all saw the original but were yall just not going to tell me this woman finally got the closure she needed and deserved?

chris🤖🌹 (@Mechazawa)Sat, 19 Mar 2022 16:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/thelifeofsharks/status/1513080147628462081

Don't worry little guy.

🔞 Labrn Mystic (@labrnmystic)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 13:36 +0000

The Life Of Sharks (@thelifeofsharks)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 09:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/thelifeofsharks/status/1513080147628462081

“Keep your friends close; keep your anemonemies closer.” -- Son Zoo ❤️ . . . (No offense intended to Sun Tzu.)

Jeff Grigg (@JeffGrigg1)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 13:35 +0000

Although I agree on the ads point, the irony is that he, a rich owner of corporations, is now literally dictating Twitter’s policy. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 09:43 +0000

The second part of my @BBCRadio3 series airs tonight. This time I’ll be exploring the various ways in which keyboard writing can be understood as acts of creation and how Schumann and @snowpatrol are musical siblings…Join me at 11pm (BST) or catch up on @BBCSounds! 📻🎶🎹🕺🏾

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Part 2 of ‘The Art of Accompaniment’ today at 11pm on @BBCRadio3 & @BBCSounds 🎹🎼🎶 In The Art of Invention @KevalSShah explores making it up. Music by #Purcell, #ErrollynWallen, #Corelli, #Schubert, #Stockhausen & @SnowPatrol buff.ly/3LNRAqN Producer @StevenRajam

Overcoat Media (@overcoatmedia)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 08:49 +0000

Keval Shah (@KevalSShah)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 10:34 +0000

Normalize having platonic sleepovers with friends who live in the same city 🥰

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 07:10 +0000

No YOU had two mojitos for breakfast

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 10:41 +0000

OpenID Certified™ Relying Party (OpenID Connect/OAuth 2.0 Client) implementation for Node.js. - GitHub - panva/node-openid-client: OpenID Certified™ Relying Party (OpenID Connect/OAuth 2.0 Client) ...

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1513058761631576067

At least it wasn't a knife.

Daniel Pomfret 🎮 (@Danomanic)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 08:08 +0000

The face of a man who regrets asking if he can help with dinner

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 04:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1512907176511221771

if you're a non-binary girl you can use the first restroom and if you're a non-binary boy you can use the second

Chuck's Feed & Seed (pending sale to Sneed) (@DrUnicornPhD)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 21:37 +0000

There’s a woman being held on $500k bail, facing ‘murder charges’ for an ‘illegal abortion’ in Texas right now. Let that sink in…

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 23:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/antumbral/status/1512799397058293765

“See, bosses take a bit of my *surplus labor value*, which is also taking some of my production away from me, it’s just not quantified in any way so I like it better. I’m sure it’s less than that union was taking.”

steveklabnik (@steveklabnik)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 14:44 +0000

orange website classics like "here is my anecdote about why I dislike unions (the union got me higher pay)"

Katelyn Gadd (@antumbral)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 14:27 +0000

I think billionaires should pay throttlingly burdensome taxes, not to improve society, but because it makes them sad.

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 08:52 +0000

Changeable message sign dropping wisdom and shade on drivers.

Tim Papandreou (@tpap_)Tue, 08 Oct 2019 02:57 +0000

Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 18:41 +0000

The Kat Dennings Effect: when an otherwise mid piece of media is made exponentially better by simply having Kat Dennings in it

irregular dad (@Pilnok)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 04:23 +0000

`accent-color` is now supported in all modern browsers 🎉🎨 One line of code enables you to style previously-hard-to-access form controls like checkboxes and radio buttons body { accent-color: hotpink; } Works really nicely with the `color-scheme` property too!

una.css 👩🏻‍💻🇺🇦 (@Una)Tue, 22 Mar 2022 21:33 GMT

I have a reputation among my friends for telling it like it is about pregnancy and birth I remember one friend asking me not to be honest and six weeks post birth saying “why didn’t you tell me?” Pregnancy isn’t something you “bounce back” from

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To all of the women coming to my office understandably enraged that nobody told them their vaginas could fall out from having babies: I am so sorry that for so long the patriarchy was scared of what you would do with that information.

Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD, FACOG (@jfitzgeraldMD)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:45 +0000

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 06:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/genehack/status/1512977843633983491

I really want to have these made now.

Big Structural Rage (@craftgasm)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 02:46 +0000

To all of the women coming to my office understandably enraged that nobody told them their vaginas could fall out from having babies: I am so sorry that for so long the patriarchy was scared of what you would do with that information.

Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD, FACOG (@jfitzgeraldMD)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:45 +0000

Today is the anniversary of my first release (v0.1.0) and I'm celebrating by posting v1.0.0! 🎉🥳🤩 github.com/jreleaser/jrel…

JReleaser (@jreleaser)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 06:06 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 13:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlderNorent/status/1512925272978251778

I think by gender would be better instead of by genitals. Like, it'd be really uncomfy for ciswomen and transmen, and cismen and transwomen to be in those spaces together. Could also be really outing, and dysphoric.

WynnieMcEny (@WynnieMcEny)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 23:45 +0000

what if we kissed in the she/they bathroom 👉🏼👈🏼

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jaboukie (@jaboukie)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 21:35 +0000

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 03:28 +0000

Stages of any long term project: 1. I have plenty of time. 2. Oh shit.

Jessie (@mommajessiec)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 13:38 +0000

Please don’t just message people with “ping”. Chat and text are asynchronous by design. State your needs and keep things moving.

📬 Sherrod DeGrippo (@sherrod_im)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 17:18 +0000

"Do senior devs still have to look up stuff on StackOverflow?" Gentle reader, I have gone to StackOverflow to read answers that I wrote about behavior that I myself designed and implemented.

Ryan Cavanaugh (@SeaRyanC)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 21:55 +0000

According to Republicans- you can marry a child, give them a gun and force them to carry a baby to term, but letting them read a Judy Blume book, wear a mask, talk about race, gender or sexual orientation is child abuse.

Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 01:42 +0000

I FUCKING LOVE TRAINS, I LOVE BEING ABLE TO HOP ON A TRAIN AND GET TO MY DESTINATION SWIFTLY AND CHEAPLY WHILE SACRIFICING NO LEISURE TIME AND HAVING NEAR ZERO CHANCE OF BEING INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT, I FUCKING LOVE NOT GETTING STUCK IN TRAFFIC OR LOOK FOR A PARKING SPACE

Orikron 🇲🇴 (@orikron)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 07:48 +0000

Delighted to discover that nature has evolved a bat that looks exactly like a jam doughnut

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Krimpet reminds us so much of our butterscotch “butters”, so curious of her world and such a sweet red bat like butters was ❤️ many of our reds are hypersensitive and require a more hands off approach but this girl looks forward to us each morning and evening

PA Bat Rescue (@pabatrescue)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 16:53 GMT

Tom (@elbows_selbo)Wed, 22 Dec 2021 19:58 GMT

Harvey Weinstein, Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, Jared Leto... Adrien Brody sexually assaulted Halle Berry ON STAGE at the Oscars, while accepting an award for acting in Polanski's movie. Polanski won best director that same year. But you wanna talk about honor?!

twitter.com/variety/status…

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Will Smith Must Return His Oscar to Restore the Award’s Honor (Guest Column) variety.com/2022/film/colu…

Variety (@Variety)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 17:01 +0000

Kelly Ellis 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 19:22 +0000

Maybe it's because I'm not a billionaire but I can't get my head around why someone with more than they could spend in 10 lifetimes tries so hard not to pay a single penny in tax. And it seems that the more they have, the harder they try.

nick abbot (@NIAbbot)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 11:10 +0000

TIL MacOS has a built-in speed test tool.

Luke Holder (@lukeholder)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 01:39 +0000

therapy is not enough. i need to fight my dad

megan (@chismosavirus)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 08:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1512846428061634563

Do you have an internal dialogue about how to frame things you participate in with news headlines. Like, "Golf's High Rise Requiem: Seeking Safety, Youth Turn To Outdoor Metropolitan Sport"

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 17:54 +0000

what if we kissed in front of the anne lister plaque 🫢😳🥺 twitter.com/himaisie/statu…

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four wonderful years with you 🥰 @FieldsAndFolly ❤️

maisie 💖 (@hiMaisie)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 09:16 +0000

maisie 💖 (@hiMaisie)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 17:02 +0000

I want websites to stop asking me if I accept cookies. But more importantly I want this to happen because websites have stopped using cookies so there is nothing for me to accept

Tom Larrow (@TomLarrow)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 17:03 +0000

It’s here and it’s magnificent!! 💙❤️ @hackdotxxx

Patrick Moaning-Lips (@ThebestPML)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 15:47 +0000

conservatives love to act like transgender people came into existence in the last 20 years even though we literally have historical record of medical transition dating back to the 1930s. don't let them rewrite our history. and RIP Lili Elbe

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 14:31 +0000

Y'all remember when this nigga sent the internet into a frenzy then dissapeared 😭

OUFZ | Dan 🐢 (@DNCHI77)Thu, 07 Apr 2022 04:53 +0000