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Why I almost never date in tech: Him: I’m a Cloud Enterprise Architect. What do you do? Me: I run a developer relations program. Him: At least you have some clue what I’m talking about. Me: More than a clue.

emily freeman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@editingemily)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 01:45 +0000

memes made by a cat (@catmadememes)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 04:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/chunkyfila/status/1515337105483964423

The fact that they're doing this on a plane where no one can get off feels so symbolic of christianity in america imho

Matcha 🌟 Who am I today? (@Matchas_Match)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 02:29 +0000

imagine if a muslim choir did this lmao

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Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this

Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 11:01 +0000

chunky fila (@chunkyfila)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 14:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/Lamergier2/status/1515405907395596303

neither is okay doing this on a plane is insanely annoying

konar (@conor_da_killa)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 22:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/chunkyfila/status/1515337105483964423

Imagine if I got up talking about how God isnt real and all religions are inherently evil

Lord Rev. Bryan Young (@BryanIsTheKing)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 20:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/chunkyfila/status/1515337253630980101

took me twice as long as usual to throw this together cuz i kept cracking up

chunky fila (@chunkyfila)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 02:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChrissieMcG/status/1514555793835806725

Go to your pc. There’s a recycle bin on the DESKTOP

Manas (🛠,🇮🇳) (@manashejmadi)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 16:55 +0000

cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 02:53 +0000

👌

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 06:35 +0000

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if Karl Marx were alive today he’d be banned from every online platform and leftists would call him a fascist

Stalinism (@StalinismUSA)Wed, 13 Apr 2022 21:42 +0000

Evelyn Waughluigi (@matress_island)Thu, 14 Apr 2022 23:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/matress_island/status/1514746686043836428

Trevor Childs (@ManateeControl)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 16:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/Starbucks/status/1514981898140852231

One thing I love trying is forming a union with my coworkers.

Jack Califano (@jackcalifano)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 20:05 +0000

Finally! Someone has managed to do it! I'll admit, slightly upset that we couldn't have been the ones to do it first, but so glad this crap is being addressed. great work!

Syeef (@syeefk)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 16:25 +0000

my gatsby themed wedding is just a regular wedding but with a dead guy in the pool for vibes

Amy (@lolennui)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 21:01 GMT

Welcome to trash takes by brain worm VCs. So much trash here I can’t even.

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Smasher of DBs. First of her name. (@dbsmasher)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 21:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/kf/status/1515386001597730819

Lmao @ hetero upsetero

Nick Morgan (@skilldrick)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 17:48 +0000

watching "the ultimatum" on netflix and this is too much early-20s drama 😂 being 24 and desperate to be married is some real hetero upsetero nonsense too

kf (@kf)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 17:45 +0000

she said i'm gonna be an aunt 🥺🥺🥺

Cloudy 🌩️ (estrogen angel) (@oncloud_e)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 17:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/kimlockhartga/status/1515326869066891267

I know you believe you mean well, but please don’t preach the gospel every day. Please do not foist your religion on those who do not ask you to. Please don’t. If you want to be a good Christian, lead by example: be kind, compassionate, and love your neighbor. Period.

Chuck Taggart 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏻🌻🇺🇦 (@SazeracNELA)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 16:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1515284320184934403

All Kinds of Nope (@woozleweasels)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 13:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1515284320184934403

[Record-Scratch] [Freeze-Frame] “Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation…”

Glenn Polley (@glennpolley)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 13:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1515284320184934403

He’s one chorus away from smashing that guitar over someone’s head!

Andrew Quinn (@AndrewEQuinn)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 11:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/MattyTars76/status/1515313333121032192

The sane guy is the one behind him still wearing a mask.

Brian Chip Birge, Ph.D. (@bkbirge)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 17:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1515284320184934403

It was at that moment that Dave realized that this was actually The Bad Place.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 (@thocpodcast)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 15:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1515284320184934403

LOL

Mo Dakhil (@MoDakhil_NBA)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 17:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1515284320184934403

I am this guy always

Jess Asstrophe🤍 (@jessasstrophe)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 13:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1515284320184934403

Why is this allowed? More importantly whatever happened to hiding your light? This NEW Christianity is really about imposing one's beliefs upon another and is becoming pervasive. Be vigilant. I pushed our company to request an employee stop signing her email with Bible verses.

Susan at the Shore 🇺🇸 (@AttheshoreNJ)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 14:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1515284320184934403

This is grooming - cult style.

CreateArt (@CreateArt18)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 11:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/win_clouds/status/1515323764854059008

🎄CilantroWest🎄 (@CilantroEast)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 16:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/Bish03/status/1515371733846401026

Yeah I don't support the easter god or whoever it is invading my personal space.

Istanbul 4 Cats 🐈 (@Istanbul4cats)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 17:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1515284320184934403

Read the room Christians ! We can’t say “gay” but you can force feed your alleged Christianity to a captive audience?

Steven Erickson-Charles 🏳️‍🌈👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 (@StevenErick1976)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 11:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1515284320184934403

Most shocking thing is it's assistant okay to not wear masks during a still on going world pandemic but maybe my standards are different living in a country that gives a shit about it

Thomas Funfsinn (@funfsinn14)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 15:44 +0000

Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this

Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 11:01 +0000

Where the F are the @SouthwestAir flight attendants? This is abhorrent, and they're full in, and look to have been doing this for awhile already.

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Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this

Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 11:01 +0000

Jeremy, The Patronizing Saint of DevOps 🇺🇲🇺🇦 (@IAmJerdog)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 17:49 +0000

Notepad.exe

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What was your first IDE/Text Editor?

Hashnode (@hashnode)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 10:30 +0000

Cody Ogden (@codyogden)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 14:34 +0000

when your own team schools you on what "your own web" means 🤣 cc @anildash @oblakeerickson

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 23:50 +0000

happy they very much did kill jesus day

Jamie Hunsaker 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 (@jamie_hunsaker)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 16:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/wkimeria/status/1515339945937817601

I did that recently and the company told me the feedback was mostly positive they just didn't think I was a right fit for the role which is... suspicious

Cara (@caraesten)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 14:48 +0000

My template is always. “I am disappointed to hear that, but I respect your decision. I was really impressed with everyone I met. I would love to grow as an engineer and was wondering if you would be open to giving me some feedback”. …

twitter.com/gergelyorosz/s…

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“As an engineer, I am thoroughly disappointed when I don’t get feedback after an interview rejection. I strongly believe companies should give feedback to candidates.” A thread on why most companies don’t do this and which ones actually do:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 10:05 +0000

William kimeria (@wkimeria)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 14:42 +0000

“As an engineer, I am thoroughly disappointed when I don’t get feedback after an interview rejection. I strongly believe companies should give feedback to candidates.” A thread on why most companies don’t do this and which ones actually do:

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 10:05 +0000

#hugops to the github/heroku folks. nothing like receiving an urgent security notification at midnight on a friday night to tell you they're having a bad time 😞

Molly White (@molly0xFFF)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 14:52 +0000

USB: speed win SCSI: distance win

LikesOldMacs (@thecroc15)Thu, 14 Apr 2022 23:27 +0000

i know mfs were giggling in the trojan horse like omgg thalpius stop ittt ur gonna get us in troubleee

sheet biter (@CHlMERAERA)Sat, 27 Mar 2021 00:11 GMT

day one of my zero waste journey! used my pasta water from breakfast to make my coffee 🤗✨

madi (@madibskatin)Thu, 21 May 2020 19:20 +0000

Ready for hot girl summer.

Maria Abrams (@AbramsWriter)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 13:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/cogentanalysis/status/1514490079405920256

It’s almost like long-term stress via a life-threatening danger is traumatizing or something… weird.

Redshift (@redshiftsinger)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 03:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/UnoJimenez/status/1514984257231331332

I'm sure you have good intentions but "just focus on the good things" is an unhelpful, minimizing statement. It's one step removed from "just don't be depressed."

Unbutterable Tarnished (@Elb0wR0cket)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 17:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/cogentanalysis/status/1514490079405920256

Columbine in junior high. 9/11 as a junior in high school. 2008 when I turned 23. A pandy when I turned 35. I’m so very tired

Lauren McKenzie (@TheMcKenziest)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 02:14 +0000

Oh weird, I wonder if it could be all the trauma

House of 1000 Fionas (@cogentanalysis)Thu, 14 Apr 2022 06:25 +0000