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Seeing cis people shocked at how extreme anti trans laws are getting is incredibly frustrating, because we've literally been telling you for years that this is exactly what was going to happen. We told you this was gonna happen, yet you're still here acting surprised.

Mars Fae (@FairieNamedMars)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 13:30 +0000

My cats are constantly violating my HIPPA rights by trying to spy on me in the bathroom.

Crystal Preston-Watson (@ScopicEngineer)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 15:07 +0000

Things I can’t do on macOS which I can do on Ubuntu 🖋 by @edent 🗄️ #ubuntu #linux #macos changelog.com/news/o9Y8

Changelog (@changelog)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 15:43 +0000

This man is utterly unprepared for the role he bought. He doesn’t understand - laws vary per country. - free speech applies to government not TOS. - trust and safety are essential to a free and open dialog We’re going to get to see what a tool he is, this is bad.

Nicole Sullivan (@stubbornella)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 03:35 +0000

You ever look up in wonder at the infinite expanse of the night sky and think “I would like to traffic slaves there”

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/sabsthebabs/status/1519193421453271040

Sea urchin is very soft and almost creamy when you press it with your tongue, kind of like soft scrambled eggs. It's naturally kind of salty and unctuous.

Alvin Lin (@omgimanerd)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 07:54 +0000

"don't say gay" is hilarious coming from all the "free speech" conservatives

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:07 +0000

This was a pentest finding from 8 years ago. twitter.com/thehackersnews…

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A "logical flaw" has been disclosed in the #NPM package manager that allowed attackers to pass off malicious libraries as legitimate by adding notable developers as contributors without their knowledge, tricking unsuspecting devs into installing them. thehackernews.com/2022/04/npm-bu…

The Hacker News (@TheHackersNews)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 05:00 +0000

Adam Baldwin (@adam_baldwin)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:12 +0000

every now and then i remember the guy who, 11 years ago, in my first week in NY, saw me unknowingly drop my wallet, keys attached, while rushing to get on the L at Bedford and scooped them up and absolutely fastballed them into the train as the doors closed

Amanda Mull (@amandamull)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 17:05 +0000

The curse of engineering is that everything is obvious after the fact. The fact that it took you n weeks and a half dozen design docs to figure it out is instantly forgotten.

Misko Hevery (@mhevery)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 03:19 +0000

a baby in the morning

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 13:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1519304986945101829

shoutout to the pixel 6 pro for taking such good pics

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/ithayla/status/1519036616513257472

Can those people who did that thing with Game Stop help?

Dr. Amy, Psy.D. (@DrAmyPsyD)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 20:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/ithayla/status/1519048777247563776

everyone sharing this thread and thus creating uncertainty and doubt about tesla stock causing it to potentially plummet further:

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 20:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/ithayla/status/1519037130080620544

a lot of people are, understandably, very nervous and upset about the buyout, but you have to remember that elon is a fucking clown

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:40 +0000

How is this legal

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elon financed his Twitter bid for 43bn (he hasn't officially bought it yet) with a loan leveraged against tesla stock. tesla dropped 11 percent today. 110bn market value lost. if it loses 40 percent he has to repay his loan. it would be funny except- no. wait. it is.

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:32 +0000

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:32 +0000

elon financed his Twitter bid for 43bn (he hasn't officially bought it yet) with a loan leveraged against tesla stock. tesla dropped 11 percent today. 110bn market value lost. if it loses 40 percent he has to repay his loan. it would be funny except- no. wait. it is.

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/janusrose/status/1519322924171337728

c-can you stuff me into a locker anyway? 🥺😂

Siobhan O'Leary (@SiobhanFTB)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/mjasay/status/1519321584829313024

In all fairness, you probably see different standards applied too. (Not that I really disagree with you.) While Kubecon was a complete footgun, People don't really expect companies to act in the same manner as foundations (even of the more commercial sort).

Gordon Haff (@ghaff)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:33 +0000

if your website includes all this garbage in your url’s meet me after school i’m going to stuff you into a locker

The PS1 startup sound as a Lesbian (@janusrose)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/janusrose/status/1519322924171337728

I think, every day about the traffic ticket I paid where the price of the ticket was tracked only in the url

Mallory Mable (@MalloryMable)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/kieranmch/status/1519323118636081152

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:34 +0000

Cloud Native Platform Engineer

Inspired by the openness of @JamieTanna and @tomtucka I have published my salaries/income from work since starting tech Being guarded about salary only helps your employer underpay those who don't ask (or didn't know they could ask) for fair compensation blog.heyal.co.uk/income

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https://twitter.com/tomtucka/status/1519297429253890049

+1 to on your website, and shout it from the treetops everywhere! (jvt.me/mf2/2022/04/d5…)

Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 13:07 +0000

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 14:00 +0000

Telling my manager about the companies reaching out to see if they can hire me is like telling my SO about the people who try to flirt with me. Know that they know 😅

Anaïs Urlichs 🐢 (@urlichsanais)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 11:15 +0000

I’ve never talked about it before - but in the aftermath of Gamergate. I worked extensively with Twitter Trust and Safety to help improve Twitter’s policies. That’s everything Elon Musk wants to dismantle. Thank you, @kattenbarge for telling my story. nbcnews.com/tech/internet/…

Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 20:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1519302177721884675

Alright I'll do mine

Alistair Hey (@alistair_hey)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 13:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1519276831286992897

This is also true of relationships in a way. It's like don't get too comfortable, this person flirted with me so much and I felt butterflies like I've never felt before so um, it's like, let's really date each other again? (to a partner) 💀

Pauline P. Narvas 🏝🇮🇨 (@paulienuh)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 11:29 +0000

💯 Taking the step to make my salary history public was one of the best decisions i made last year.

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https://twitter.com/urlichsanais/status/1519276246097661954

Always have conversations about benefits and salaries with colleagues and peers. We need to remove this taboo around discussing numbers.

David Flanagan (@rawkode)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 11:31 +0000

Tom Withers (@tomtucka)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 12:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/delarge/status/1519229697510584320

Crypto and founded by a massive homophobe

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 08:38 +0000

It's super weird how getting tagged into a TERF thread results in everything going quiet when it's bedtime in the UK and starting up again when it's morning there, almost like this is some sort of UK thing that the rest of the world doesn't care about?

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 08:02 +0000

Cyberbullying is a real problem affecting tens of thousands of bottoms across Twitter every single day

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 04:47 +0000

scooby doo ass dancing

🐈 Smol Cat (@ThatSmolCat)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 12:11 +0000

The irony is that if you tried to fire the "woke progressives" from a tech company you'd have precious few people that can actually do work anymore. Ask anyone who has worked with a far-righy person in programming. They're useless.

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a truth and reconciliation commission for twitter is the funniest thing i’ve read today, bravo

b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 23:11 +0000

The Nerdskull (@the_nerd_skull)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 04:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/the_nerd_skull/status/1519176575039672320

To the point that it's a meme that the tech industry is full of furries.

The Nerdskull (@the_nerd_skull)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 04:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/disappoptimism/status/1518660707646156802

Pyrorufus (@Pyrorufus)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 04:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/Herschel_R/status/1518879675862421504

Thank you! I hate it when people post just the screenshot without the tasty Tweet to pop a like on

Matt Hedley (@Shadowm4nX)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 10:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1518622905441177604

OH MY GOD, I WAS WRONG THEY WERE FUNGIBLE ALL ALONG

🏳️‍⚧️Trash Imp🔞 is writing trashy fics (@imptwinsR)Mon, 25 Apr 2022 17:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/disappoptimism/status/1518660707646156802

♥️

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OH MY GOD, I WAS WRONG THEY WERE FUNGIBLE ALL ALONG

🏳️‍⚧️Trash Imp🔞 is writing trashy fics (@imptwinsR)Mon, 25 Apr 2022 17:20 +0000

🌳 Emanuel Kluge 🐿 (@Herschel_R)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 09:08 +0000

Every panicked anti-union message from Starbucks or Amazon is always like “unions do nothing to materially improve your life, theyre a siren song of deceit and lies, also we’ve decided to improve benefits & pay but it’s totally unrelated to recent unionization efforts we promise”

Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 19:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1519020176884305920

Does this mean you're going to unblock all those you've blocked in the past?

Nathan Quarry (@NateRockQuarry)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 22:19 +0000

hear me out: exponential back off, but for people who make me sad

🖤devon🖤 (@devonbl)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 23:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/AskN_Diego/status/1519055665649565697

Okay he wasn't fucking silenced, 😅any president has a million different avenues to address the public. It's that he was actively spewing disinformation, which is dangerous. And when it goes against twitter's TOS, what else would you expect? 🤡

Joseph Harvey (@harvey_joseph)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 02:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1519020176884305920

The extreme antibody reaction from billionaires who fear paying taxes says it all

Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 18:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1519020176884305920

Elon Musk u are a manipulat!ve person which is why a lot of people are aga!nst u owning Twitter, no-one is fighting against free speech & truth be told u purchasing Twitter is a m!splaced priority cos the world has far more pressing challenges u can help tackle with ur wealth.

Daniel Regha (@DanielRegha)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 18:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1519020176884305920

Not a fan of your tendency to view society through biological terms. Seems like it could lead to some unsavory ideas. But that aside, didn't you cancel someone's Tesla order because they gave a bad review to a launch event?

Cody Johnston (@drmistercody)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 18:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1519020176884305920

We see the dangers of free speech on this platform, it’s actually terrifying. I dunno, instead of buying Twitter, maybe you could have fed the world? Funded cancer cures & various diseases without destroying innocent creatures, housed the homeless, facilitate lives for refugees,

tara strong (@tarastrong)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 18:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1519020176884305920

When I got divorced - twice - I fucked around, did a bunch of stupid shit, went into goblin mode and shitposted on an epic scale. What I didn't do is threaten democracy and safe online spaces because nobody laughed at my recycled memes.

Mike Stuchbery 💀🍷 (@MikeStuchbery_)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:01 +0000

Poipole is just Meowth saying purple

Trusty 🐍 (@Trustyalt)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 18:12 +0000