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every time someone blocks me from here on out I’ll assume it’s over this tweet twitter.com/samallenx/stat…

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milf twink (@SamAllenX)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 17:51 +0000

I've been coding and managing computer systems for nearly 20 years, and I just got the argument order for creating a symlink incorrect, blowing away a weeks worth of work. AMA.

Seth Vargo (@sethvargo)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 14:31 +0000

A second tweet! Messing around. I really don’t want huge ass titles on every microblog. Haha. Huge-ass titles.

https://twitter.com/wholemilk/status/1519680987634020352

I did it, I made a website for my little posts at rachel.live, more to dial in but a start!

Rachel Kelly 🌈 (@wholemilk)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 14:16 +0000

Incredible how most engineering managers don't realize how measuring developer productivity by visualizing JIRA+git stats is a dead-end if you want truly high-performing teams. This path works just like mandating that teams use Scrum. Yes: it helps bad teams get better.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 14:34 +0000

Terraform provider for spotify. Contribute to conradludgate/terraform-provider-spotify development by creating an account on GitHub.

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Ed Balls (@edballs)Thu, 28 Apr 2011 15:20 +0000

One thing I love about Twitter that I simply don't get from other social media which is based on real life interactions? I chose to follow diverse people. Diverse gender, geography, ideology, and many more. People I will never meet but people I can and have learned from.

Paul Johnston - trying to be civil (as a service) (@PaulDJohnston)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 07:36 +0000

becoming a billionaire lowkey requires world hunger

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If you were a billionaire would you help end world hunger?

Local Sun (@waterss_)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 13:04 +0000

my n***a snuffy. (@faketitojohnsON)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 13:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/hiMaisie/status/1519399622078353408

really cool how different it looks in different light too 🥺

maisie 💖 (@hiMaisie)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 07:50 +0000

Never stop making progress. Never stop iterating forward.

🦊 GitLab (@gitlab)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 07:54 +0000

After 5 years of work, security.txt is officially an RFC. I am pleased to announce RFC 9116: rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc9116. I would like to use this opportunity to thank those who made this possible. Thank you. ❤️

Ed (@EdOverflow)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 20:37 +0000

If Elon Musk really wanted to show off his wealth he could’ve just bought an open return train ticket from Manchester to London.

Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 07:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/spectator/status/1519580756888236034

we're just normal men. we're just innocent men

Chris Boyd 🇬🇧🇵🇭🇺🇦 (@paperghost)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 08:25 +0000

pro-tip: You can get through most conversations by just saying “whoa” at the right intervals

Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_)Tue, 05 Apr 2022 17:49 +0000

How very inclusive of you lol

Jennifer Mackown (@__jcmc__)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 08:30 +0000

my best friend is a guy and we have a pact that if we're both still single at 37 we'll hunt each other for sport

elle (@notfunnyelle)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 18:38 +0000

If we want to raise the money to buy twitter back and put it in the hands of the people, we’re going to have to put on the greatest talent show this town’s ever seen

Brittany Van Horne (@_brittanyv)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 20:15 +0000

Him: what are you thinking about? Me: nothing what I’m actually thinking about:

Amanda Smith (@AmandaSmithSays)Fri, 08 Apr 2022 18:15 +0000

No

TG (@TG22110)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 21:58 +0000

I've had COVID since Monday (possibly Sunday) and despite my stances on avoiding situations that'd amplify it (I caved and did it), it was completely not worth it and I regret doing it. It even reinforces my positions that most of these outdoor things… jacky.wtf/2022/4/W4/W4Oq…

jacky.wtf/about (@jackyalcine)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 02:35 +0000

Jupiter, strung out on caffeine, sleep deprived, struggling to care for 79 moons, at it's breaking point.

C'thulhu, No Country for Old Gods (@CthuhluRisen)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 07:24 +0000

My husband and I worked hard to pay off our student loan debt and we’ve saved for decades for our child’s college fund, so is it fair that others might just get their student debt forgiven? Yes. It totally is. I don’t need others to suffer just bc I did.

Jenny Lawson (@TheBloggess)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 22:30 +0000

✨ Work-From-Home L👀ks ✨

Tyler Feder rhymes with cheddar (@roaringsoftly)Sat, 28 Apr 2018 01:55 +0000

The behaviour of ball bearings as they self assemble under an electric field They seem alive, reaching for each other to form emergent structures. 1/🧵

Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 10:38 +0000

i mentioned that my parents have been married 40 years and my gf was like "wow, i wonder what it would be like to love someone for 40 years" and it's like, just to be clear, my parents wouldn't know

Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 17:17 +0000

A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me

Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 21:25 +0000

on what planet does this not rule lol

✨winona💫 (@winonaparadise)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 22:38 +0000

Opinion | Liberals are the main customers for my overpriced, unreliable cars. Here's why I just spent 50 billion dollars antagonizing them. by Elon Musk

New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon)Thu, 28 Apr 2022 01:54 +0000

remember the stanley parable "go outside" achievement that you get after not playing for 5 years? we just bumped it up to 10 years

Crows Crows Crows (@crowsx3)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 16:36 +0000

please spotify

brandon :) (@brndxq)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 04:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/slutpilled/status/1519391837320093702

she's still mad about it

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 21:10 +0000

Excited to meet the lovely #PFWave7 folks this evening 💛

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IT'S A TUESDAY 🥳 A few hours to go for Session 03 of #PFWave7 'Into to Web Dev' (are you as excited as we are? yes or..yes 😉). This week is extra special as we're inviting 2 local legends, @Loftio & @CarolSaysThings, to share their experiences with our learners 🐳🤩

ProjectFunction (@projectfunction)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 10:38 +0000

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 14:39 +0000

Meeting folks who are getting into tech always fills me with hope and enthusiasm 💛✨

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@CarolSaysThings recapping her story into becoming a Web Engineer from 🇧🇷 to 🇬🇧! Carol also mentions the power of community 💙🥺 #PFWave7

ProjectFunction (@projectfunction)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 18:49 +0000

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/oncloud_e/status/1519373474472415232

let's fucking gooooooo

Violet Valentine (@slutpilled)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 19:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1519007935682297858

This is clearly a silly joke tweet and you’ve published their full names and LinkedIns? You have a ton of followers. The folks in these tweets are going to get targeted by all these commenters who clearly don’t get the joke. What were you thinking?

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 19:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/sablehawk/status/1519019651430338562

sued for what

metaverse school bonds (@BobEinstein21)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 18:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/ZiziFothSi/status/1519405337303998469

You just need to make a habit of it you see, incorporate it into your daily routine

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 19:57 +0000

how many hours of a person's life are spent pissing does it add up to Malcolm Gladwell's 10,000 hours can one be a piss expert

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 19:57 +0000

ً🤍 (@HARDlNGHALE)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 20:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/gitlab/status/1519292889569931265

Started from the bottom now we're here. Talk about a glow up!

🦊 GitLab (@gitlab)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 15:11 +0000

dick from a guy who has auto capitalization on and manually deletes the capital to make it lower case

Timothée Inshallahmet 🪬 (@heauxrgeoisie)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 15:47 +0000

men will literally draw a decades-long webcomic chronicling their slow descent into madness instead of getting therapy

eevee (@eevee)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 18:03 +0000

ladies 😏

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dick from a guy who has auto capitalization on and manually deletes the capital to make it lower case

Timothée Inshallahmet 🪬 (@heauxrgeoisie)Tue, 26 Apr 2022 15:47 +0000

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 18:03 +0000

Kane Tanaka - the world's oldest living person - died last week aged 119 (born January 1903), passing the title to Lucile Randon, who is 118 (born February 1904). as a result, an entire year passed out of living memory last week.

Ben (@cinemashoebox)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 09:13 +0000

On gossip girl? When Georgina came into town? They dont make TV like that anymore

pat regan (@poregan)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 05:25 +0000

Because my parents told me they'd rather have a dead kid than a gay one when I was 13. THAT'S why these features exist.

Brynn Tannehill (@BrynnTannehill)Wed, 27 Apr 2022 17:50 +0000