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Trying to find someone that knows how this piece of code works but everyone who knew has left the company...

David Fowler 🇧🇧🇺🇸 (@davidfowl)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 20:46 +0000

Do you need a license for those pro nouns, but don't want to pay for one? Don't worry, I've got you covered. tiredand.gay/keygender

luna 💙 (@lunasorcery)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 15:01 +0000

everyone should talk about their work fuckups the way cops do "an email was misfired resulting in a client-involved misunderstanding"

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 16:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlyssaM_InfoSec/status/1513909902820917253

Hot take: the use of "influencer" as a pejorative is rooted in sexism, because they want you to associate it with women on Instagram or YouTube talking about beauty products, who they look down upon.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 16:04 +0000

this is literally just capitalists admitting they don’t support a free labor market lmao

Mac (@GoodPoliticGuy)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 15:20 +0000

This is Rio. He was NOT eating sand. If he was, how would there still be so much of it here? 12/10 it's called science look it up

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 22:11 +0000

rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them

manny (@mannyfidel)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 19:44 +0000

I've been getting a ton of recruiter spam lately and my favorite thing is to reply to them with "happy to chat if the total comp is $800k+" and then have each of them reply with "ah it's not maybe next time"

tierney cyren (@bitandbang)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 18:56 +0000

Discover the indieweb, one blog post at a time. Contribute to splitbrain/blogrng development by creating an account on GitHub.

Pola and Bryson - Crazy In Love (Bootleg)

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1513885949352198155

twitter is cool because you can do that and someone will dm asking for feet pics

austin from new york (@austinlparker)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 14:25 +0000

LinkedIn is cool because I can post about a k8s removal purely to ensure people's clusters don't fall over, and some jackass will use it to write a post about how this was great customer marketing and I'm "re-engaging users to promote new features" or "leveraging the deprecation"

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 14:25 +0000

nobody: me to anything that absolutely does not need to be automated: but wait, what if we automated this?

Rizèl Scarlett 🇦🇬🇬🇾 (@blackgirlbytes)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 18:05 +0000

You'd think you wouldn't need people's permission to change from the WTFPL, since you can literally do whatever you want with it. github.com/BurntSushi/tom…

🧗‍♂️ Matt Holt (@mholt6)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 18:22 +0000

From automating builds and releases to taking care of large-scale regression testing, here are a few ways we use GitHub Actions to build GitHub.

Implementation of various JWx (Javascript Object Signing and Encryption/JOSE) technologies - GitHub - lestrrat-go/jwx: Implementation of various JWx (Javascript Object Signing and Encryption/JOSE) ...

Gin middleware for session management. Contribute to gin-contrib/sessions development by creating an account on GitHub.

Look it's got a flared base

SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 23:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1513654652214161413

HEY THAT'S MY LINE

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 04:25 +0000

This is what the Open Web is up against: Google rams a non-standard feature into Chromium against opposition from other vendors, and now your kid can't play with their LEGO unless you're using Chrome.

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🐡 @LEGO_Education developers use #SerialAPI and #WebBluetooth in their newly launched web app spike.legoeducation.com to connect to fun education robotics devices.

Chrome Developers (@ChromiumDev)Thu, 24 Mar 2022 05:54 GMT

Dan Callahan (@callahad)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 09:57 +0000

Don't wait until you have an emergency to learn about git rebasing and cherrypicking. You won't need them often; but it's a superpower to be able to say; "I know how to fix this problem, here's what you do..."

assertchris (@assertchris)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 05:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/ThomasBurkhartB/status/1513820275141488642

One person's normal/restrained is another's excessive. The main problem with the people mentioned here is that no level of representation is low enough for them to accept. So authors may as well go 'broke' just to piss them off.

Chris Armstrong (@DrCDArmstrong)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 10:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/memesiwish/status/1513834959097663488

This was a mistake I posted this accidentally lmao

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 11:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamesSACorey/status/1513817167153668096

So maybe this. Fuck those guys. Put they/them and women and gay people and trans people and whatever you you want in your stories without fear because the go woke go broke dudebros are full of shit and I can buy and sell their asses so let's go.

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 10:03 +0000

Every now and then someone tosses a "go woke go broke" blast at me because I dunno I have women in my books or people who use they/them or whatever and I feel trapped because pointing out how not broke I am makes me look like a dick so well played douchebags?

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 09:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/KrisBuytaert/status/1513770170468208641

Uhm. Could you please elaborate a little bit? I'd consider tools like Puppet, Chef and Salt pretty much interchangable on CfgMgmt. Salt has way more options but one can run it pretty much the same way Puppet does. What is the thing that makes Puppet stand out?

Andreas (@i_x_s)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 06:56 +0000

Mostly I resent the kids for making “kink” seem edgy and dangerous again, when we had all come to know it as the wholesome, dorky D&D of sex

Jude "Pre-Order MAW in Paperback" Doyle (@byJudeDoyle)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 17:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/ThisIsMissEm/status/1513778188673077255

However, like all media we consume, porn can skew our perception of ourselves and others, which can result in impacts on sex life and relationships — but that's easy to fix by consuming more varied content and teaching yourself that *porn is a fantasy*

Emelia 👸🏻 • 💙💛 (@ThisIsMissEm)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 07:17 +0000

There's a tweet about "porn wrecking brains" going around and a) it jumps straight to anti-semitism in the very next tweet (Isreal uses porn to destroy us) b) this has been totally scientifically debunked, porn can't destroy your brain

Emelia 👸🏻 • 💙💛 (@ThisIsMissEm)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 07:16 +0000

The lady in Texas charged with murder for an abortion actually had a stillbirth (wasn’t even an abortion). The DA is now looking to dismiss the case. Texas arrested this woman, charged her with murder, and sent her to jail after she had a stillbirth.

Stacy Cay (@stacycay)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 22:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/byJudeDoyle/status/1513575057343324171

BDSM has rules. It has costumes. It has once-a-month mixers in rented-out basements. It’s not depravity, children, it’s a LARP where you might get fisted

Jude "Pre-Order MAW in Paperback" Doyle (@byJudeDoyle)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 17:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/byJudeDoyle/status/1513575578628247561

Lotta overlap in the Venn diagram of the BDSM community, the TTRPG community and the furry community You could say it's Dungeons & Dragons all the way down

VƎX, Whomst Transed The Gender (@vexwerewolf)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 19:41 +0000

Kink-at-pride discourse is being driven, in part, by the weird position young queer people are growing up in. They are superficially validated and supported for being queer; but the undercurrent of hate is as bad as it ever was. Must be a very weird, alienating experience

SeekTheLandweird 🏳️‍⚧️ ✊🏿🐀 (@SLandweird)Sun, 10 Apr 2022 11:09 +0000

No, I don't, I get one once in a blue moon because privacy laws protect my personal information twitter.com/drakegatsby/st…

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It really is insane that every single person with a cell phone deals with several attempted scams every day and we’ve just accepted that it’s part of our lives forever

jon drake (@DrakeGatsby)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 12:17 +0000

Emelia 👸🏻 • 💙💛 (@ThisIsMissEm)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 07:40 +0000

Remember, if you’ve just been given an annual “raise” that’s less than the rate of inflation, you’ve just been tricked into working the same amount for less money

I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 07:45 +0000

we’re cancelling each other over credit card numbers, expiry dates and security numbers today. post yours

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 06:05 +0000

Cannot be bothered to call out people individually, but some of you are far too comfortable making fun of the way gender critical women look. It's literally misogyny, guys. I know you're better than this.

rin (@TouchMyTeapot)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 08:45 +0000

So, I want to be clear who JK Rowling was having lunch with yesterday, while LGBT rights groups protested for trams rights mere miles away. Get The L Out are an anti trans hate group who hijacked London Pride to hand out trans women are rapists leaflets under police protection.

Laura Kate Dale (@LaurakBuzz)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 14:02 +0000

Star Wars characters will fly the most advanced spacecraft you’ve ever seen, while living in a swamp cave. No financial literacy

Kenny Keil (@kennykeil)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 03:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/elchefe/status/1513715985873784836

is ass like that even legal

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 03:12 +0000

LAWD JESUS twitter.com/padresgeekster…

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🍪 (@PadresGeekster)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 22:58 +0000

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 03:09 +0000

Star Trek Minus Context (@NoContextTrek)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 01:26 +0000

You know how Blink182's "Dude Ranch" is a cum joke? Anyway, "Lady Marmalade"

high king jizzabel (@Pilnok)Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/Pilnok/status/1509933557032099867

Pearl Jam?

Queen Mara-ka the Eternal🏳️‍⚧ (@TheFlannelDeath)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 03:32 +0000

Saying ohhhhhhhh when you still don’t understand >>>>>>>>>

Mickey 🔑 (@mmiicckkkeeyyy)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 12:32 +0000

Harrison Ford presenting Roman Polanski an Oscar in France, 2002. Polanski can’t attend the ceremony bc he plead guilty to raping a 13 year old in 1978 & fled. When he was announced the winner during the Oscars there was a standing ovation. This is the ‘honor’ they’re defending.

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Will Smith Must Return His Oscar to Restore the Award’s Honor (Guest Column) variety.com/2022/film/colu…

Variety (@Variety)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 17:01 +0000

jstoobs (@thejstoobs)Sat, 09 Apr 2022 21:56 +0000

you come to me on the day britney spears is pregnant and you ask me for a favor

e taylor (@erinisaway)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 19:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1513736475921174529

The Go 1 runtime is quasi-deprecated and as a user it is very easy to substitute it with the custom runtime. Literally just name your binary "bootstrap" and it works! AWS does a bad job communicating this.

Johannes Gehrs 🥑 (@jogehrs)Tue, 12 Apr 2022 04:35 +0000

Your periodic reminder that this was the headline a week ago today but you may not have read it because an actor slapped another actor at an awards show

Eric Holthaus (@EricHolthaus)Mon, 11 Apr 2022 16:21 +0000