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Pretty hostile of a job to require a college degree. “You and/or your parents must take out loans of $100,000 or we won’t let your log into SalesForce in our windowless building next to the airport.”

rob delaney (@robdelaney)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 21:41 +0000

Never underestimate the power of working with people who are committed to seeing their colleagues succeed.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Wed, 20 Apr 2022 14:06 +0000

Spent a day migrating 17 years of blogging from Wordpress to static site CMS with @GoHugoIO and @caddyserver. Love the simplicity of TLS in Caddy. Support for HTTP/3 as a bonus.

Peter Krantz (@peterkz_swe)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 16:03 +0000

Came back for this: @CloudNativeFdn using your CoC to threaten to punish @Dixie3Flatline for legitimate public criticism is unconscionable. There was no violation here. You're the ones in the wrong, and deleting tweets doesn't fix this. You need to apologize to her, & rethink. 1/

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 19:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1518272515944202242

And a dude who implied/threatened getting a woman in tech in trouble because of a perceived slight to his ego.

matty stratton 🇺🇦 💜 (@mattstratton)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 16:57 +0000

Dude I saw your tweets. Ain’t nobody gonna miss your ass in this community or at any event, given how I’ve heard you have acted. And you’re not a big deal, despite somehow thinking you’re relevant.

matty stratton 🇺🇦 💜 (@mattstratton)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 16:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/brndxix/status/1517892980190978049

They got this gem of a video

Simp (@simpfifi)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 19:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChudlyM/status/1518107708213194752

Rice requires more ingredients to become risotto. Batter isn’t food. Cheese and chips are 2 separate ingredients. Yoghurt requires culture. Cheese and butter making isn’t caused by applying only heat to milk. You were wrong on only every example! Pretty talented!

Latte-sipping leftie (@golfman1974)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 07:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/brndxix/status/1517892980190978049

They were getting tattoos 😭😭

trae (@Sag3kidd)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 18:42 +0000

Her head is very heavy because of all of her thoughts

Panko A. Cat (@fatfatpankocat)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 19:55 +0000

why did family guy randomly kiII off brian that one time, like what did they gain from that

brandon* (@brndxix)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 15:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/brndxix/status/1517892980190978049

They wanted to make this joke a few years later.

Megumi Bandicoot (@TheRealGoomi)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 21:59 +0000

There’s this guy at the gym that I frankly thought was possessed, schizophrenic or something. Some days he’d be super friendly, other days he’d be cold like he never knew me Found out today he’s an identical twin

Nathan (@OIuwatosin)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 18:14 +0000

at the end of every haircut they ask me if i want product in my hair to which i always reply “no i’m going home to shower anyway” bc hair in my shirt bothers me so much i have an assigned “haircut shirt” are there people getting haircuts and just going about their day??

old tom (@YuckyTom)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 16:20 +0000

Every time i watch shows like Selling Sunset I’m like hmm am i a girl? I’ve never dressed or acted like this

ali segel (@OnlineAlison)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 16:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1517983888659947522

a snapshot of today featuring her being her perfectly introverted self and having a generally bad time 💀💀💀💀💀💀

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 22:01 +0000

Anti heroes are cooler anyways. 🎬

🐺⚔️ (@kingvader)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 22:08 +0000

It’s wild how Covid has killed a million people in this country, and our government and the rich used it to facilitate the greatest upward transfer of wealth in history, and instead of being furious about that people are angry at masks.

Read Becoming Abolitionists by Derecka Purnell (@JoshuaPotash)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 22:55 +0000

𝙾𝙶 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢𝚠 𝙷𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛🇺🇦 💛 (@amysw_sec)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 02:56 +0000

"Inception"

Glenn Marshall (@GlennIsZen)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 07:05 +0000

I get married in a week 😅 how has this come around so quickly

Ed Holloway-George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 21:50 +0000

TW // Suicide This week I lost one of my longest friends and the world lost one of its greatest souls He probably should have modelled, he could wear anything and still look incredible If you are ever low, please reach out. I wish he had, he was loved by so many ❤️

Ed Holloway-George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Thu, 21 Apr 2022 22:40 +0000

A beautiful day ❤️✨

Ed Holloway-George 🍝 (@Sp4ghettiCode)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 10:12 +0000

Men are too emotional to be in senior positions if they get upset by a woman’s legs or the tone of her voice, I suggest we start a non profit where men can be helped to develop the right skills that will help them to upskill for the workplace😎

Stella (@RisuToInu)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:59 +0000

Should men like Owen be allowed out in public? x

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Should women wear tight leggings in public? In my new podcast, I argue that godliness calls for women to pursue modesty, and men to kill their lusts. Listen: bit.ly/3KdM2ow

Owen Strachan (@ostrachan)Fri, 22 Apr 2022 13:53 +0000

Laura Kuenssberg Translator (@BBCLauraKT)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/dirtywhite_/status/1517735037654994944

COCAINE COOLEE (@ItalianFiesta)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 01:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1517951061079871489

Working with Hugo is a process of implementing an ever-growing stack of hacks.

Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 19:59 +0000

Don't blink.

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Raccoons Hourly (@raccoonhourly)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 17:30 +0000

sudo rm -rf fascism (@misprintedtype)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 21:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/tohumaskiaph/status/1517908828444057600

for when you're angry at a wrongdoing and sad for the victims but happy at justice served

𝚝𝚘𝚑𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚊𝚙𝚑 (@tohumaskiaph)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 16:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/proustmalone/status/1518043285524201473

Tiler Kiwi (@TilerKiwi)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 03:54 +0000

This is the most important election of our lifetimes.

Aren R. LeBrun (@proustmalone)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 01:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/steveklabnik/status/1517679174563024902

Starting shit to protect the community is part of my job as a CNCF Ambassador, whether the CNCF twitter account likes it or not.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 01:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/JacobMGEvans/status/1518042258607689732

Yeah they didn't apologize though. You can't just delete a shitty tweet and pretend it didn't happen, especially at this scale.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 01:46 +0000

so, uh that got out of hand, didn't it?

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 03:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1518079372145528832

my cats thrive on attention from their simps, so please do

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 04:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1518074986971295744

me, looking at twitter today

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 03:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1518079174384054272

On it. Cat picture likes inbound!

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 04:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1518097503853301761

(extremely straight person voice) which one is the team and which one is the rocket

Emily 🌦 (@emilyst)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 05:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/emilyst/status/1518096841530765312

Prepare for trouble

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 05:18 +0000

Happy Saturday night to everyone except the clowns running the CNCF’s social media account.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 03:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1518070084610060288

but Corey, someone said shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits on the Internet

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 04:59 +0000

Coachella sounds like a kind of bacteria. If someone told me they were tired from Coachella, I’d be like “you should have washed your lettuce better”

Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 19:55 +0000

I’m old enough to remember when open source foundations were there to build and support the open source community instead of protecting their corporate interests and reputations.

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 20:40 +0000

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VimTricks (@vim_tricks)Sun, 24 Apr 2022 07:33 +0000

Ooh absolutely this

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 15:55 +0000

I'm non binary. That means that no matter what your gender is, if you're attracted to me, it's gay.

Mars Fae (@FairieNamedMars)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 01:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/emilyst/status/1517968964151758848

this fucking entire thread holy shit

Rachel Kelly 🌈 (@wholemilk)Sat, 23 Apr 2022 20:52 +0000