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who the fuck is scraeming "good girls dont cum" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop cumming

Trivy 0.52.1 on age v1.1.1 > Total: 31 (UNKNOWN: 2, LOW: 0, MEDIUM: 13, HIGH: 14, CRITICAL: 2) govulncheck v1.1.2 > No vulnerabilities found. govulncheck is correct. All the vulns reported by the other thing are provably false positives. When I did the initial design of govulncheck, I made minimizing noise a priority, to give devs a chance to actually triage potential vulns. I suspect I was wrong: if the tool is too good, it will find nothing most of the time, and devs will not trust it.

How to sabotage software productivity, in the style of CIA

In this post I'll describe the tools and services I use to run my SaaS business. From programming languages to open source libraries to Kubernetes tools for easy deployments.

Will Yaak be open source? The short answer is no, there are no plans of going open source. Instead, Yaak will…

Today’s joke I couldn’t make on Twitter: JavaScript is kind of like cocaine. The more lines you do, the more confident and simultaneously insufferable you become, and the worse your performance issues will be.

Attached: 1 image I've seen many failures at handling accentuated characters (the "é" in my last name) but this one is a new low...

Night time photo of a sign for EMF 24. The letters on the left are lit up pink, fading through blue in the centre and turquise on the right. Photo of the opening ceremony at EMF. Looking from right to …

Following on from a talk at #LeadDevLondon If 52% of people in tech are Neurodivergent then are the Neurotypical ones actually the divergent ones? Do you have Neurotypical people ok your team? What kind of issues do they cause?

So you have a server storing objects in a relational database, and an API, nowadays probably HTTP but it does not matter. Clients can fetch objects using the API. Obviously you do not want them…

Pushing code to GitHub is one of the most fundamental interactions that developers have with GitHub every day. Read how we have significantly improved the ability of our monolith to correctly and fully process pushes from our users.

One of the biggest sticking points of being a solo dev is maintaining motivation. I’ve been keeping a journal entry about how to hack my motivation, what works and what doesn’t. Here are the things that have worked. Convert external sources to motivation I’ve always known that I’m more extrinsically than intrinsically motivated, so I have a couple systems that help to give me bursts of external motivation. For example, the Money Bots, which pop up every time someone subscribes.

Attached: 1 image Also a huge shout for @whereistanya across a variety of talks today. Her book “The Staff Engineer’s Path” and being glue has inspired and influenced our entire community in spades #staffpluslondon

the problem with most folk discovering cool content and websites from their rss feeds is that i have adhd i had adhd 20 years ago too, but the web wasn't built so much to predate upon it, and my adhd is also just worse now that and websites didnt make me angry every day because developers didnt go out of their way to make everything awful

Attached: 1 image I just stumbled across this hack for adding comments in JSON and there is no greater testament to human ingenuity and endurance in the face of adversity.

The Opening Act at Torment Nexus' Developer Conference This Year Was Unhinged

I found myself saying the following a few times during #CSSDay when chatting to people about blogging, so here it goes: If you want a blog but don’t believe you have anything to share, I suggest creating a monthly post of a roundup of articles you read and recommend. By the end of the year, you will have 12 blog posts. It gives you a list of everything you’ve learned. It is easily findable if you want to share it with others in conversation. Backlinks and webmentions build connections.

everyone is exhibiting a frankly dangerous and unhinged post #emfcamp energy this time around, 2026 is going to be something else

New blog post: ✨ My First EMF Camp ✨ https://marcusnoble.co.uk/2024-06-07-my-first-emf-camp

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Thinking about how it might be best if we stopped using cutesy words like “enshittification” and instead use common words and phrases to describe what a company is truly doing when they ruin products.

Attached: 1 image After several months of procrasination while we had the CFP open we have finally migrated our mastodon account to @DevOpsDaysLondon on devopsdays.org

I love it when men on the internet tell me I shouldn't be bothered by misgendering when they've literally never been a marginalized group on the internet before and been misgendered

Attached: 1 image there’s a general Spirit of the Hack prize which is not connected with any challenge You don’t have to be an expert in anything, your hack doesn’t even need to work, you just need to be a willing part of the event! You will be eligible just by being there #bclh24 #goadsg

@garrettc@mastodon.org.uk @carol@social.lol it's just the very best kind of event for a specific type of person. Fortunately my whole family was made up of that kind of person!

i’m trying to buy a house (yay) but it means i have to deal with the uk house buying process once again (pls kill me now)

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Neovim plugin for sqls that leverages the built-in LSP client - nanotee/sqls.nvim

home from my first time at #emfcamp, here’s my review in five words and one number: everything aches; see you in 2026

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Attached: 2 images I had a excellent first #EMFCamp. Fantastic programme of talks on the main stages along with an incredible set of community art installations and activities of all types. Also lasers and a gigantic ZX Spectrum!

rage, rage against the dying of the weekend

Attached: 4 images my first #EMFCamp was such a blast! i had a truly lovely time hanging out with new and old friends, solving puzzles, and learning from so many impossibly smart people 💛✨ #EMF2024

All those companies who hollowed out their Open Source Programs Offices fucked around and now they're finding out: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/06/google-accidentally-published-internal-search-documentation-to-github/ #OpenSource #OSPO #FOSS

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I absolutely hate this capitalistic view of Open Source, the saying "We do whatever we want, it's Open Source anyway". This leads to philosophies like "Let's rewrite this entire thing our way, and put some marketing on it, this will destroy the previous project and deny the work of all its contributors, but hey, it's Open Source". Or even "Let's take this entire project, add our brand, put some glitter and marketing on it, and sell it, without giving any fucks to its maintainers". Hate them.

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