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My favorite thing is when I stay up too late and my dog passive aggressively puts herself to bed without me, like “YOU do what you want but SOME us have work in the morning.”

Ayana Gray (@AyanaGray)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 05:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/queercryptidRey/status/1515329946712825856

no, this is not me saying ""no kink at pride" people are all radfems, homophobes, and transmisogynists" this is me saying recognize that this is watered down rhetoric used to radicalize you and continuing down this path will turn you into one and you're normalizing & enabling it

☽aurey eden☾ ♿🏳️‍⚧️ (@queercryptidRey)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 14:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/queercryptidRey/status/1515328509673050113

trans women have been called fetishists for decades with the term autogynephilia being coined and used on them. radfems believe that trans women existing in public and wanting gender affirmation is them forcing cis women to participate in a fetish

☽aurey eden☾ ♿🏳️‍⚧️ (@queercryptidRey)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 14:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/queercryptidRey/status/1515080721697673219

when you have people getting their bodies vacuum sealed with only a small tube to breathe through, you HAVE to be attentive to movements or breathing that indicate anxiety or panic or discomfort and be capable of quickly getting them out and providing intensive aftercare

☽aurey eden☾ ♿🏳️‍⚧️ (@queercryptidRey)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 21:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/queercryptidRey/status/1515084362047373313

I'm just going to point out too that the no kink at pride discourse heavily fixates on queer cis men's bodies, whether it's showing men from the kink community or talking about "exposed penises" and this is another tactic that's a stepping stone to "trans women are fetishists"

☽aurey eden☾ ♿🏳️‍⚧️ (@queercryptidRey)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 13:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/queercryptidRey/status/1515082501340884996

you don't need the consent of the public to wear booty shorts, be shirtless, or wear a harness. you don't need it for a catsuit. if people are walking around pride nude it's probably because the city allows legal nudity in public as a form of protest, which is what pride is

☽aurey eden☾ ♿🏳️‍⚧️ (@queercryptidRey)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 21:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/queercryptidRey/status/1515081437317197824

you literally cannot safely participate in the kink community without the ability to recognize the ways people retract when they have movement or their voice taken away as part of the immersion, and kinksters know when consent is necessary and when it's not

☽aurey eden☾ ♿🏳️‍⚧️ (@queercryptidRey)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 21:39 +0000

this whole idea that the kink community is violating the consent of the public by simply visibly existing without any acts of sex or sexual intent happening is the first stepping stone to the radfem idea that the kink community enables abuse & rape and they don't respect consent

☽aurey eden☾ ♿🏳️‍⚧️ (@queercryptidRey)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 21:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/queercryptidRey/status/1515078631093006338

the reality is that the kink community knows consent better than anyone else, it's foundational especially when it comes to certain acts where verbal communication isn't possible. being a kinkster means paying attention to those signals and stopping immediately

☽aurey eden☾ ♿🏳️‍⚧️ (@queercryptidRey)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 21:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/queercryptidRey/status/1515327621361332233

no this is not a reach, many trans women have talked about how hatred of men is often a guise for transmisogyny. treating queer cis men like they're perverts and their bodies are bad affects trans women because a lot of people see their bodies the same way, emphasis on genitals

☽aurey eden☾ ♿🏳️‍⚧️ (@queercryptidRey)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 13:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1515692275401211904

IT CAME WITH A MALLET. Oh also a phone! @NokiaMobile

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 14:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1515693118972178437

Man, the specs you get these days for £150. What a time to be alive (and an Android fangirl!). (Gifted by @NokiaMobile)

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 14:11 +0000

Omg @NokiaMobile sent me an Easter egg as big as my head... With a hidden surprise

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 14:02 +0000

Guy Was Secretly Exactly Who You’d Expect

cell phone\\self-own♿️ (@g3thaunted)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 08:58 +0000

Gregorious and outrageous (@Ubermoogle)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 14:07 +0000

guy behind me on a bike just yelled “passing!”. thanks bro, but that’s not really what transition’s all about to me

damien (@damienkronfeld)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 19:54 +0000

Delta sent an email saying to help the Ukrainian crisis by “donating your miles.” The miles aren’t real, guys. Your company could just help. What are you doing here

Kevin McCaffrey-Wichita 4/14-16 (@KevinMcCaff)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 15:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/KevinMcCaff/status/1515353070661734408

“The Ukrainians told us, they don’t want you to get that upgrade to first class. That’s their biggest concern right now” - @Delta

Kevin McCaffrey-Wichita 4/14-16 (@KevinMcCaff)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 19:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/markeatman1/status/1515481144845914119

Good? They don’t need anyone’s miles to do anything

Kevin McCaffrey-Wichita 4/14-16 (@KevinMcCaff)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 00:06 +0000

It seems that there is a new super-app: Telegram. Bots can now also use HTML5 and JavaScript and thus “replace websites”. Telegram bots can completely replace any website. They support seamless …

Birthday breakfast. Very rare that I have a full English breakfast. I enjoyed it. Potato cakes and lorne (square) sausage :)

biglesp (@biglesp)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 09:17 +0000

Since people are asking, here’s a thread of the real actual products that Instagram tries to sell me

milf twink (@SamAllenX)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 17:07 +0000

this gun was originally intended for portal style logic puzzles lol #screenshotsaturday #indiedev

rootpilot (@rootpilot)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 18:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/memesiwish/status/1514965453029797893

sometimes when i meow at a cat i, afterwards i wonder if i accidentally said something weird to the cat. i don't speak cat language so who knows

Liz W. (@Liz_Alfreda)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 07:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/edent/status/1515589923214139392

Here's the thing - I've a degree in CompSci and have spent my professional life working with all manner of high tech kit. I find the whole crypto space baffling. There is nothing that I've found which is even close to mainstream acceptability. And most of the back end is 🔥

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 07:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/Jake_Menez/status/1515396219421356032

As an anti-terf former Potternut cheering the FB flop, let me just say I would have eaten up the Pokémon idea.

🏳️‍🌈🗽✊🔥 (@dirtylib666)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 23:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/candon_sean/status/1515338647544995851

Very funny to me that they took a movie called “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” and decided to do an espionage-heavy slog of a prequel about this old dork instead of a shamelessly Pokémon copycat thing with little monsters.

Jake Menez (@Jake_Menez)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 18:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/candon_sean/status/1515338647544995851

Radcliffe pretty much closed the door on that

Palmer Eldritch (@palmer_eldritch)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 15:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/palmer_eldritch/status/1515353081008963584

Considering the reaction from the transphobe crowd Emma Watson has been getting for just even minor trans-affirming gestures, she's pretty much an "out" as well.

Avery Δ (Comms Opened) (@AveryDelta2)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 18:01 +0000

Today must’ve been a wild day for Jesus. He’s legit dead rn sitting in the tomb like “can’t wait to see how many haters say it’s fake tmrw”

Chris Distefano (@chrisdcomedy)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 13:47 +0000

The way I would commit federal, and international crimes to be able to do this for 5 minutes

Meech (@MediumSizeMeech)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 13:45 +0000

yeah

͏ (@cabby)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 03:10 +0000

I've never said this to anyone but I believe this 100%. Maybe I give too much partial credit.

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yeah

͏ (@cabby)Fri, 15 Apr 2022 03:10 +0000

Kait Richardson (@qirenni)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 02:05 +0000

I'm not surprised Netlfix went this long with no career ladder. Nobody actually wants that shit. But everyone eventually *needs* it in order to progress in their career.

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Scoop: levels are introduced at Netflix for engineers and there is no shortage in drama over decisions of who got to be Senior and who Staff. This happens every time a company introduces levelling. Except for most at Netflix: it’s the first time ever they experience it.

Gergely Orosz (@GergelyOrosz)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 16:10 +0000

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 19:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1515362008211804176

tbh, I think it'd just be wise for the entire tech industry to adopt a standard set of levels, along with what's required to reach them. I think that'd set us up for more success.

Emelia 👸🏻 • 💙💛 (@ThisIsMissEm)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 16:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/OutOlsen/status/1515167670399815680

oh my god the easter bunny is jesus's fursona

Kamon ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡🔞 (@imustnotrunaway)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 11:19 +0000

This is the funniest headline I’ve ever seen

Cara Lisette (@CaraLisette)Sat, 16 Apr 2022 16:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/ohadelaide/status/1515539665234890760

Excellent!

Adrian Chadd (@erikarn)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 03:59 +0000

I have not watched a single episode of Star Trek in over a year after my ex introduced me to it. I decided today I'm not gonna let him take my sexy bald holo doctor from me, too.

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 03:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/kylepond/status/1515522902749237251

You should probably practice up on how not to be weird on Twitter.

Tim Banks stands 5 feet, 8 inches (@elchefe)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 03:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/kylepond/status/1515535895746826243

It’s really bizarre to me as a queer neurodivergent person that you (Kyle) seem intent on making other people feel like a bad person for enforcing boundaries when you (Kyle) make them feel uncomfortable 🚩🚩🚩

Jenna Charlton they/them 🏳️‍🌈 (@TheyWrestleTest)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 03:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/editingemily/status/1515506678917083140

You either gotta date tech adjacent or totally different stacks. Someone who can appreciate it but isn’t really invested in it. That way you can talk about more than the shit you do for a living.

Jerome Hardaway 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@JeromeHardaway)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 01:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/editingemily/status/1515506678917083140

If Jess and I don’t work out I’m just going to remain single forever. Dating in this day and age fucking terrifies me. 😭

Sean Corbett (@sc_codeUM)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 02:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/JeromeHardaway/status/1515507484672331777

This is it. Dizzy and I can talk about tech all day long but our interests don’t intersect enough to have strong opinions on each other’s spaces. Just enough to be interested.

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 01:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/editingemily/status/1515506678917083140

Would it be rude to log into work on a date just so you could say “your AWS certification is out of date boyo”?

Dave O'Flynn (@daveoflynn)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 03:43 +0000

Why I almost never date in tech: Him: I’m a Cloud Enterprise Architect. What do you do? Me: I run a developer relations program. Him: At least you have some clue what I’m talking about. Me: More than a clue.

emily freeman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@editingemily)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 01:45 +0000

memes made by a cat (@catmadememes)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 04:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/chunkyfila/status/1515337105483964423

The fact that they're doing this on a plane where no one can get off feels so symbolic of christianity in america imho

Matcha 🌟 Who am I today? (@Matchas_Match)Sun, 17 Apr 2022 02:29 +0000