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https://twitter.com/JoshuaOgundu/status/1525543455144824835

I’m considerably older than you and spent much of my adult life in DC (close to 30 years). If Twitter was a microcosm of real life then Andrew Yang would be President. Twitter is one signal. But it is far from a dispositive one.

Kimberly Marie Bonner👸🏾 (@bizscalepro)Sat, 14 May 2022 18:30 +0000

I’m officially a US citizen, WOO!! ✨

Piece of Cake 💫 (@kefimochi)Sat, 14 May 2022 17:43 +0000

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Dustin Moskovitz (@moskov)Sat, 14 May 2022 02:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/moskov/status/1525299641083785217

Idk, I think this is the best tweet he's ever posted that shows how much of an ignorant confident idiot he is.

Javi #BlackLivesMatter (@Javi)Sat, 14 May 2022 02:37 +0000

At Cadman plaza for a massive pro choice rally. Atleast a thousand people here so far. #BansOffOurBodies #RoeVWade #abortionrights #prochoice

thizzL🧪 (@thizzl_)Sat, 14 May 2022 16:43 +0000

I'm so bloody excited about what's to come y'all. 😭 <- happy tears.

Stephanie Stimac 🔮 Web Witch (@seaotta)Sat, 14 May 2022 18:11 +0000

Why does this sound like a ransom demand. Just missing the "unless" clause.

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Fifty refugees to be sent to Rwanda in a fortnight, says Boris Johnson theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/m…

The Guardian (@guardian)Sat, 14 May 2022 13:20 +0000

Simon Phipps (@webmink)Sat, 14 May 2022 18:15 +0000

Imagine going back to his and finding out he has a juvet and jillows

Raf (@rafayagha)Fri, 13 May 2022 09:40 +0000

the point of the "cars" trilogy is that a world where there are no human beings, where every urban planning choice is made for the sole benefit of cars and nothing else, is just an unchanged version of contemporary america

kungsluk kungsluk (@BotuIist)Fri, 06 May 2022 12:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/BotuIist/status/1522550822986473472

Funny that a screenshot of this got 13k upvotes on reddit so far, and just over 100 on twitter. reddit.com/r/fuckcars/com…

Ingolf Sjøberg (@IngolfSjoberg)Sat, 07 May 2022 18:19 +0000

Barely Sociable (@SociableBarely)Sat, 14 May 2022 04:05 +0000

women: i'm entering my villain era their villain era: speaking up for their their wants and needs

sunbeam saleem (@angbe3n)Thu, 12 May 2022 16:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/Matt_Severn/status/1525476813438345216

No wonder he doesn't understand how people can work from home effectively tbh.

Chris Hopkins (@ChrisHopkins99)Sat, 14 May 2022 14:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1525476112737964032

I'm not surprised he doesn't need a computer. His only job is to troll the country by being as inefficient and old-fashioned as possible.

Tom Bacon (@TomABacon)Sat, 14 May 2022 14:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1525476112737964032

So he can’t access his emails himself? He employs someone to operate the computer for him?

Matt Severn (@Matt_Severn)Sat, 14 May 2022 14:03 +0000

Get him a computer and I guess one of those 91,000 civil servants won’t have to print out his emails?

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No computer clogs up ⁦@Jacob_Rees_Mogg⁩’s neat desk in Whitehall. Just a carriage clock, ‘in’ and ‘out’ trays, some writing paper and a box of Crème Eggs. Old paintings on the wall. This is office life as it should be!

Christopher Hope📝 (@christopherhope)Sat, 14 May 2022 14:00 +0000

Prof. Tom Crick (@ProfTomCrick)Sat, 14 May 2022 15:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1525476112737964032

As Minister for Brexit Opportunities he doesn’t even need the in tray

JPC (@jpxan71)Sat, 14 May 2022 14:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/pati_gallardo/status/1525434925146578945

Patricia Aas 🐢🇺🇦 (@pati_gallardo)Sat, 14 May 2022 11:34 +0000

The portraits were created by Reddit user lettuceown in Artbreeder.

happy anniversary to this post, NEVER let a man tell u he’s too big

Lyka (@lykachu_)Fri, 13 May 2022 03:47 +0000

TFW you finally complete the task that you'd left a slack mention unread for a week to remind you of.

Dan Moore (@mooreds)Fri, 13 May 2022 21:26 +0000

I hope you have a great Friday

Federico Carrone (@federicocarrone)Fri, 13 May 2022 15:30 +0000

Since this is all over my timeline I’ll just add that I once met the guy who writes Snoop Dog’s tweets for him. twitter.com/snoopdogg/stat…

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May have 2 buy Twitter now.

Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg)Fri, 13 May 2022 15:58 +0000

Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton)Fri, 13 May 2022 16:31 +0000

He stands with whoever is writing the checks.

Bill Maxwell (@Bill_Maxwell_)Thu, 12 May 2022 14:37 +0000

ew. why do I have mutuals who are following this sad transphobe

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Not sure I’ll ever get over the fact that the number one accessory among lesbians my age is now top surgery and a mustache

Katie Herzog (@kittypurrzog)Fri, 13 May 2022 12:46 +0000

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Fri, 13 May 2022 19:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/leftiply/status/1525153244237930498

HEY WHAT?

high king pilnok (not italian) (@Pilnok)Fri, 13 May 2022 19:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/theomegalesbian/status/1525098293994434562

It's absolutely insane to me that lesbians, a group of people that constantly had to fight against people policing what they do with their body. Are now policing what other people do with their body. Oh the irony

ThegreatBarbossa (@ThegreatBarbos1)Fri, 13 May 2022 18:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/kittypurrzog/status/1525095234522099713

This you?

sam (@leftiply)Fri, 13 May 2022 16:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/MarcBerns1/status/1525136445194661888

How about you let people do what they want with their own bodies ya shite

trans fruitie mafioso (@GastlySundae)Fri, 13 May 2022 19:29 +0000

ᚱᚨᚹᛖᚾ (@skjaldmaer67)Wed, 11 May 2022 16:53 +0000

so this tweet is very funny but the replies? the replies are art

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ᚱᚨᚹᛖᚾ (@skjaldmaer67)Wed, 11 May 2022 16:53 +0000

steveklabnik (@steveklabnik)Fri, 13 May 2022 18:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/skjaldmaer67/status/1524432466869727232

I saw a guy get paid to shoot an entire wedding with one of these He kept shooting the bride and groom over and over, up close, far away, everything in between But it wasn’t just them, he shot everyone, no one was safe, old or young

Godot (@GodotIsW8ing4U)Thu, 12 May 2022 16:22 +0000

Fifteen years later, developers are still trying to recreate the developer experience of Heroku. Yet, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Why did Heroku fail? Was it just incompetent management? Was the idea too early? If developers demand Heroku, why haven't they (or a

Reminded of IndieNews, I set out to create a smallish WordPress plugin to enable sharing over there. Now, my (WordPress) blog already supports automatic outgoing webmentions, so this could’ve been as …

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1525049369552048129

Translation: Twitter deal on hold because Elon Musk never really wanted to buy it, and is now looking for reasons to avoid the $1 billion fine.

Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker)Fri, 13 May 2022 09:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1525049369552048129

It looks like I was right all along. You never actually intended to buy #Twitter. You were bluffing the entire time. How many Twitter shares did you sell before tweeting this announcement?

Peter Schiff (@PeterSchiff)Fri, 13 May 2022 10:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/thiagoghisi/status/1525073311369252865

> Your job is to make your organization successful thats how you burn out tho

v körbes (@veekorbes)Fri, 13 May 2022 14:37 +0000

It depends on scope of organization My father would say - within the scope of your control, you should always strive to do great work. But organizational failures may be beyond what you can fix. So focus on your scope of control. And do the best you can there. Else burnout.

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https://twitter.com/thiagoghisi/status/1525073311369252865

> Your job is to make your organization successful thats how you burn out tho

v körbes (@veekorbes)Fri, 13 May 2022 14:37 +0000

Kostadis Roussos (@kostadis_tech)Fri, 13 May 2022 15:02 +0000

“That’s not my job” The more senior you become, the more your job will involve filling gaps and stepping up to handle situations that aren’t anyone’s job. Your job is to make your organization successful. (whatever that means) There is no “that’s not my job” anymore.

Thiago Ghisi (@thiagoghisi)Fri, 13 May 2022 11:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/haroonmeer/status/1525078888350732290

To be honest I'm still holding out hope that @SwiftOnSecurity is actually operated by @taylorswift13

Andrew Bailey (@notaname)Fri, 13 May 2022 12:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/soph_weston/status/1525011941839749123

Also, *very* chuffed with my lightning pin badge that was my reward for speaking! :) Thank you @WiT_York!

Sophie Weston (@soph_weston)Fri, 13 May 2022 07:27 +0000

i’ve started reading before bed instead of scrolling twitter and not only am i sleeping really well, but i also think i’m better than everyone

Alex Murdoch (@alexgmurd)Thu, 12 May 2022 17:16 +0000

I bought Yoda a big backyard tree and some pretty good grass 🏡 it was expensive 😂

Taylor Barnett (@taylor_atx)Fri, 13 May 2022 03:51 +0000

“A little boy whose family escaped Rwanda in 1994 and at age two, finds refuge in Scotland, where he grows up to become Doctor Who. That’s a story to be proud. With his huge talent and heart, I know Ncuti will make an amazing Doctor. How exciting.” Peter Capaldi on Ncuti Gatwa

Safe Space Who (@SafeSpaceDrWho)Thu, 12 May 2022 16:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/GStandingready/status/1524880284151386112

🎬 Minorities Report📚 (@ficcionteca)Fri, 13 May 2022 05:44 +0000

Some people say we should leave abortion rights up to states. I say, why stop there? Why not leave it up to counties, cities, neighborhoods, or—and this would really be fun—individual people?

Nina Strohminger (@NinaStrohminger)Thu, 12 May 2022 12:39 +0000

The Catholic Church will not baptize a full term still born child that a mother gave birth to. Not only they won’t baptize the baby they WILL NOT allow the baby to have a funeral mass. Reasons is the baby never took a breath. Tell me how the CC believes life begins a conception.

Niticlips (@nitisac)Thu, 12 May 2022 14:10 +0000

Working at any office is like “Ok we’re transitioning to Salarya, but payroll is still in Bullfrog—did you see my Noosecock post? Submit your timecard on Fireplayce then jizz me on Smackdog . Do NOT upload to Crackerz without Yammer approval

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WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Thu, 12 May 2022 18:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1524952930306113555

My wife was absolutely insistent that I make this

EL BARTO ANTI-WORK (@ElBartoArmy)Fri, 13 May 2022 03:35 +0000