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https://twitter.com/bwest/status/1527841210039009280

Brutal 😂

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 23 May 2022 22:25 +0000

gon eat every time

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What's the single best line reading you've ever heard in a movie or TV show?

Sean T. Collins (@theseantcollins)Sat, 21 May 2022 18:55 +0000

jaki! (@jakihatesyou)Sun, 22 May 2022 22:39 +0000

Ok this immediately comes to mind

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What's the single best line reading you've ever heard in a movie or TV show?

Sean T. Collins (@theseantcollins)Sat, 21 May 2022 18:55 +0000

Alex (@alexrmaz)Sun, 22 May 2022 23:51 +0000

Every browser wants to be your default browser, and I think they should stop being so clingy and trying to put labels on things.

Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman)Mon, 23 May 2022 13:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/skarchomp/status/1528226009731825664

Everything I've ever heard about John Mulaney secondhand prior to this comedy night disaster has the scent of "the bravado we all wish we had, for the price of the arrogrance we know we shouldn't." Uninhibited easy going dudes are easily charismatic, until they step on others.

🕷️Eris Murakami💀 (@ifxel)Sun, 22 May 2022 23:13 +0000

do you think john mulaney really understands the ramifications and consequences of cutting himself off from the support of young queer people on tumblr who paste his jokes over anime characters

the joker for dinosaurs (KO-FI SKETCHES CLOSED) (@skarchomp)Sun, 22 May 2022 04:07 +0000

you know what else is a crime twitter.com/variety/status…

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Roman Polanski's producer says France is icing the filmmaker out, as it's almost impossible to get the director's new film sold in his adopted country: “If this film doesn’t get released in France, it’s a crime.” variety.com/2022/film/news…

Variety (@Variety)Sun, 22 May 2022 18:05 +0000

Julie Klausner (@julieklausner)Sun, 22 May 2022 19:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/kf/status/1528815502776143872

“why don’t you own the tools for this” until recently I didn’t own kitchen plates, see

kf (@kf)Mon, 23 May 2022 19:10 +0000

Let’s cancel the idea that “strong people” are stoic and uncaring. The strongest people I know are those who haven’t allowed hardship or trauma to extinguish their sense of wonder, their capacity for hope or their ability to love.

Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze)Mon, 23 May 2022 02:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/madimarmalade/status/1528350401325588481

The first question you have to ask yourself is why would that fact about you make him uncomfortable?

RumpleStillSkin (@Money_GT)Sun, 22 May 2022 18:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/qadirahx/status/1528030961442635777

If you don’t wanna date a bi man bc he’s bi or you assume he’s been w/ a man/will cheat on you, that’s biphobic. Acting like str8 men aren’t gonna do the same thing to you bc you assume every guy you is str8.

🌈🌧 𝘀𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 (@rxynebow)Sun, 22 May 2022 15:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/qadirahx/status/1528030961442635777

No one is saying you have to date a bi sexual man, but it comes down to this... if he is faithful/loyal, treats you correctly, and you are attracted to them in every way and your only disdain is that he is also attracted to men that is homophobic

TheLovaticOracle 🇭🇹 (@TellMeYouLove_5)Mon, 23 May 2022 03:06 +0000

As someone who got promoted while keeping perfect work/life balance gotta say you can always make your own path folks 👏 twitter.com/vicvijayakumar…

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https://twitter.com/VicVijayakumar/status/1528725178582278144

Studying your craft after hours is a controversial one. There are people with PERFECT work life balance who can’t seem to get promoted for meeting expectations. If that’s you and you’re content, great! But that’s not good advice for someone asking how to climb the ranks.

Vic 🌮 (@VicVijayakumar)Mon, 23 May 2022 13:18 +0000

Piece of Cake 💫 (@kefimochi)Mon, 23 May 2022 14:17 +0000

Liquid oxygen sticks between the poles of a strong magnet until it boils away into its gas state. 🧲

Royal Institution (@Ri_Science)Mon, 23 May 2022 12:35 +0000

no, this isn't an april fools' joke. if you're using YAML and you wished there was a proper media type for it on the internet, the wait is (almost) over: "application/yaml" to the rescue! and there even is a "+yaml" structured syntax suffix as a bonus... github.com/ietf-wg-httpap…

Erik Wilde (@dret)Mon, 23 May 2022 08:19 +0000

Actually yes please, then you can serve up both @OpenApiSpec HTML and YAML on the same URL with content negotiation

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no, this isn't an april fools' joke. if you're using YAML and you wished there was a proper media type for it on the internet, the wait is (almost) over: "application/yaml" to the rescue! and there even is a "+yaml" structured syntax suffix as a bonus... github.com/ietf-wg-httpap…

Erik Wilde (@dret)Mon, 23 May 2022 08:19 +0000

Hardcore Software Engineer (@tanepiper)Mon, 23 May 2022 08:36 +0000

There is no "best" architecture, just as there's no "best" technology, nor any "best" practice. There's only ever what you hope is best in your context.

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Is the 'best' software architecture always the most useful one for your client? Thoughtworkers Aleix Vérges and Jorge Agudo give us their thoughts: thght.works/3wAS8dB #software #architecture

Thoughtworks (@thoughtworks)Mon, 23 May 2022 08:00 +0000

Simon Brunning (@brunns)Mon, 23 May 2022 08:23 +0000

Did I buy another keyboard I didn’t need? Yes 😌

katie walker (@KatCodes)Sat, 21 May 2022 19:26 +0000

"i still got it, baby." i say as i press Send Tweet on a post with nothing but the word 'cum' for the 30th time this year

Violet Valentine (OF Sale) (@slutpilled)Mon, 23 May 2022 04:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/pati_gallardo/status/1528590860761325568

RedBearded Buddha (@RedbeardedB)Mon, 23 May 2022 04:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/1528499707194101770

The Kate McKinnon/Aidy Bryant/Kyle Mooney/Pete Davidson era of Saturday Night Live has ended. Kate and Aidy have both been on the show for 10 years, Kyle for 9, and Pete for 8. Kate is also the first cast member to win an acting Emmy on the show, and she has two of 'em.

BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed)Sun, 22 May 2022 23:25 +0000

There are two types of people at the conference, those who have covid and those who don’t know it yet.

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Fri, 20 May 2022 07:02 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Mon, 23 May 2022 05:03 +0000

the number one streaming show in the world for like two months was a gay pirate romance and netflix is over here releasing more transphobic 'comedy' shows and wondering why their business model is dying

Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾 (@ithayla)Sun, 22 May 2022 20:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/thesolarcoffee/status/1528408930745032704

Uh, it was called “Mrs. Albert Hannaday”

Chris Aytes (@ChrisAytes)Mon, 23 May 2022 02:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChrisAytes/status/1528570413898272768

vimeo.com/377715555

Chris Aytes (@ChrisAytes)Mon, 23 May 2022 03:01 +0000

I want women to feel confident getting into code and having/starting a family. If you don’t feel support, are scared, or need someone to talk to, please DM me. I’m here for you. And to the companies/individuals who don’t support that, you are missing out on amazing talent.

Kap 🔥 (@kapehe_ok)Sun, 22 May 2022 16:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/urlichsanais/status/1528623249432752128

PS. I’m vegan, if I call you honey, you overstepped a line.

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Mon, 23 May 2022 06:28 +0000

It really surprises me how some people identifying as he/him get offended by MY tweets. Honey, try being a woman in tech; there is not enough time to file a complaint about every rude comment I receive.

Anaïs Urlichs ☀️ (@urlichsanais)Mon, 23 May 2022 06:25 +0000

“Then I thought…OH! I’m gonna bring up…Dave CHAPPELLE. And then I DID! For TWELVE THOUSAND people. And I realized…OH! He’s gonna do…more trans jokes! And he’s gonna BOMB. BADLY. And he DID. For TWENTY STRAIGHT MINUTES. And I realized…OH! It’s because..he’s not funny! And—”

Robin Tran 🏳️‍⚧️ (@robintran04)Sat, 21 May 2022 08:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/robintran04/status/1527931779876696064

Listen, how did I just read a perfect John Mulaney impression that someone TYPED

Riane Konc (@theillustrious)Sun, 22 May 2022 01:52 +0000

While I’m disappointed in John Mulaney, I’m not surprised. It speaks to how normalized transphobia is in comedy & how cis dudes don’t have to care about it, so they won’t. My sympathy lies with trans folks in the audience who wanted a fun night & got a reminder of hate instead.

Jessie Earl (@jessiegender)Sun, 22 May 2022 08:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/argyleink/status/1528448088502718464

These are not mutually exclusive concepts. A runtime crash is an accessibility concern for sure.

Simo Nurmi (@NurmiSimo)Sun, 22 May 2022 19:13 +0000

normalize telling friends you love them

Shantini (@shantinix)Sun, 22 May 2022 16:36 +0000

Breaking news everyone I found a latek package that letts you put cowboy hats on your variables

Caedmon 🏳️‍🌈 ACAB (@caedmonr_)Sat, 21 May 2022 20:16 +0000

Trying to clear some excess stuff from my house. Today I have successfully cleared out a tub of ice cream from the freezer. Am I doing this right?

Louise Paling (@short_louise)Sun, 22 May 2022 19:06 +0000

not only were the vast majority of these deaths covid-related but the police killed 1055 people in 2021. only 15% were armed. 14% had mental health issues. 16% were killed after police responded to a domestic disturbance call; 11% after someone called 911. 1% were children

mullet o'brien (@borgposting)Sun, 22 May 2022 14:00 +0000

This guy was a Tory council candidate in Preston earlier this month

Marcus Barnett (@marcusbarnett_)Sun, 22 May 2022 10:08 +0000

My current fav tiktok niche is game clips where men are assholes to a woman so she gets fed up and promptly annihilates them all 🔥👄🔥

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 19 May 2022 08:29 +0000

I’m not going to retweet, but I will comment- this is the first tweet thread this guy has done that isn’t filled with hashtags. Why? Because he knows what he’s doing here. He’s a clout thirsty crypto bro who is desperately trying to get his influencer channel off the ground

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Sun, 22 May 2022 12:27 +0000

Narrator: Did this person interview you at Google? You may be entitled to financial compensation.

Adam Karpiak (@Adam_Karpiak)Sun, 22 May 2022 01:41 +0000

“fiction doesn’t effect reality” people think that cats can drink milk

f: huma,kalim (@ASAPfugo)Sat, 21 May 2022 17:55 +0000

Shocker someone called 'TechLead' is an egotistical misogynistic arsehole peddling crypto scams.

Jonathan Kingston (@KingstonTime)Sun, 22 May 2022 12:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/ASAPfugo/status/1528072126728753155

cate are lactose intolerant

f: huma,kalim (@ASAPfugo)Sat, 21 May 2022 18:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/ntvenarancia/status/1528072126728753155

Rats and mice can’t have cheese because they’re lactose intolerant, too

Huwa 𓆝 (@huwartthou)Sat, 21 May 2022 20:35 +0000

In next election , remember:

Eva Townson#ToriesOut (@TownsonEva)Sat, 21 May 2022 09:30 +0000

I’ve been thinking a lot about MeToo and the men who had their lives “ruined” by assault or harassment allegations, so…I decided to do some googling into Where Are They Now

Julie (@DailyJulianne)Sat, 21 May 2022 22:43 +0000

Introduce yourself by something you were called at parents evening: Hi, I'm a pleasure to teach.

Kathy🦕 (@KathyRoseRivett)Wed, 18 May 2022 21:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/katie_fenn/status/1528284370628386817

I’ve since discovered that so many neurodiverse folks have had this said about them, or variants of “lazy”, “unfocused”, “undisciplined”. It makes me so angry.

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Sun, 22 May 2022 07:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/kittylyst/status/1528306857219072001

Also, anyone who thinks a) the job is "coding" rather than "software development" & b) it is a "brutal 24/7 job" knows next to fuck-all about the craft. Try doing a couple of shifts as a nurse on a COVID ward in full PPE, mate.

Ben Evans (@kittylyst)Sun, 22 May 2022 09:32 +0000