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Well, Nick if you listen to the interview I’m calling MYSELF out as well — there were a lot of us doing ironic “racism” back in the aughts, and it led to some bad shit. But it made a better headline for them, I guess. But it’s the opposite of what I say in the interview. twitter.com/nickdipaolo/st…

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What an elitist dickwad! A stand up “comedian” for censorship! There’s your irony you fuckin little garden gnome. Who the fuck are you to be the moral arbiter? @pattonoswalt #censorship #comedy

Nick DiPaolo (@NickDiPaolo)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 01:29 +0000

Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 02:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/caseyJsalengo/status/1531658475788451844

Bo’s a weird example of a guy who has been idolized despite spending half his career telling people to stop idolizing celebrities, including himself.

Nick aka Kenny aka Red Beard (@RedHeaded_Kid)Tue, 31 May 2022 20:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/RedHeaded_Kid/status/1531730935162478596

Caroline Smyth (@carolineasmyth)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 00:56 +0000

just want u to know

Celeste (@celeste_game)Tue, 31 May 2022 22:26 +0000

Bill Phillips (@billjings)Tue, 31 May 2022 17:47 +0000

me: I need to buy a train ticket employee: window or aisle me: *suddenly nervous* or you'll what

Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten)Tue, 31 May 2022 13:30 +0000

The stupid TikTok/IG Reels trend where influencers show off SiLlY and qUiRkY texts from their husbands and significant others has me about to vomit

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 03:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1531834036468887555

All the goofy 🤪 texts from their husbands are literally just completely normal texts. There’s nothing funny about them. Stop subjecting us to this trend please I beg! (no hate)

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 03:05 +0000

what's your favorite album of all time and why is it hybrid theory by linkin park

aubri (@aubrionna)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 04:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/lindseybieda/status/1520249945697128449

Same thing

Pumpkin Spice Lindsey (@lindseybieda)Sat, 30 Apr 2022 03:53 +0000

doing a phd is so embarrassing imagine thinking "gotta finish this paper!" while ur friends r putting a down payment on a home

hater (@gayofbengal)Tue, 31 May 2022 04:50 +0000

Thinking about Dr. George Tiller today, who was murdered because of his work providing abortion care on this day 13 years ago. It’s vital to realize that the movement against abortion access has long existed & has long been extreme.

Kimya كيميا (@kimyaf)Tue, 31 May 2022 11:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/KatyMontgomerie/status/1531714894881603585

"Gender Critical" transphobes can NEVER resist drawing trans women with hairy legs and cis women without. Wonder why that is

Katy Montgomerie 🦖🦕 (@KatyMontgomerie)Tue, 31 May 2022 19:14 +0000

What I picture in my head whenever someone says "key stakeholders":

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 00:40 +0000

happy pride month, rt this to scare a terf

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚🔪 (@tinywienerbabe)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 04:44 +0000

Stay safe in #stormeunice everyone. A trampoline has blown into my garden and smashed two of my gnomes very upset

Carol McGee (@carolmcgee70)Fri, 18 Feb 2022 14:34 GMT

I had a dream that I had a literal container garden and set up a certificate for the flowerpot 😳 the containers had to have the right keys for the soil, or the plants in them would die

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 05:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/polotek/status/1531803113262264320

I'm officially an old hater when it comes to frontend. Everything is slower by default. Nothing is actually easier than it was before. Things are still buggy af despite all the linting and type systems and build steps. And it's not even fun anymore. Sorry not sorry.

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 01:04 +0000

Happy Corporations turn their avatar into a rainbow for one month and 6 days to those who celebrate

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 06:01 +0000

my kid just asked if she’ll be able to fly when she’s a grown up and I was like…no honey I’m so sorry. and she was like “what?! what’s the point of being a grown up then?” and now im in the bathroom tweeting because i need a MINUTE for that one

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Tue, 31 May 2022 20:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1531731565595742208

love, art, family, friends, doing things you care about, nature, good tv shows, etc…..these are the things I came up with but like we all know those aren’t as good as FLYING

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Tue, 31 May 2022 20:20 +0000

The fact that an overwhelming majority of Americans want universal background checks, but our politicians don’t make it happen tells you all you need about the role of money in politics.

Robert Reich (@RBReich)Sun, 29 May 2022 20:26 +0000

I used to hate getting cold emails, but now I love it. A random person emails us twice, trying to sell us something (like WP hosting for our static website), and I simply pitch Fathom to them. I even follow up if they go quiet. I call this "the reverse cold email sales pitch." 😎

Jack Ellis (@JackEllis)Tue, 31 May 2022 17:00 +0000

The creator of a memecoin-turned-top cryptocurrency says his interactions with Elon Musk didn't impress him, and predicted that crypto is still headed for a big crash.

Every time I’m cleaning people are like “why put up sex toys? don’t you want to use them 😏😏😏” and I’m like “listen when you clock out from the cock sucking factory do you immediately go home and suck more cock” and they’re like “well yeah” hustle culture is the worst

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Tue, 31 May 2022 15:41 +0000

People often say "sound on" when sharing videos, but never "sound off" for things with those infernal plinky-plonky soundtracks or worse, TikTok meme songs. Warn your friends if they're about to be assaulted by racket, please 😩

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Tue, 31 May 2022 10:08 +0000

Whenever I see a celebrity with a slickly apolitical public image I just assume they're covering up some absolutely batshit beliefs, like the planet being a giant exercise ball for the World Hamster, or that celebrities should be allowed to hunt humans for sport

Katie (@ZiziFothSi)Tue, 31 May 2022 10:06 +0000

“Elon reached out to me to get hold of that script and it became apparent very quickly that he didn’t understand coding as well as he made out. He asked, “How do I run this Python script?” crikey.com.au/2022/05/30/dog…

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)Tue, 31 May 2022 05:16 +0000

an earth scientist just poured me coffee and said "it must be hard being beautiful" i could get used to this place

👩‍💻 Paige Bailey #BlackLivesMatter (@DynamicWebPaige)Thu, 30 May 2013 12:47 +0000

i was trying to record this video to my phone but i got an amber alert

Sadie Jane (@scaryfiction)Mon, 30 May 2022 05:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1531335346826379266

if elon musk hates socialism so much why is he always getting publicly owned

nathaniel rosenberg (@nathanielro)Mon, 30 May 2022 20:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1531335346826379266

LunarLiv (@LunarLivH)Mon, 30 May 2022 18:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1531333502138032129

well you're the expert on SNL's bad days

Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag)Mon, 30 May 2022 18:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1531319938195021824

ok well lemme know what you think about this one hard-drive.net/elon-musk-admi…

Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag)Mon, 30 May 2022 17:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1531335346826379266

Elon right now

BussyFajitas | 𝐁𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞 Vtuber (@Bussy_Fajitas)Mon, 30 May 2022 23:10 +0000

Valet helps facilitate the migration of Azure DevOps, CircleCI, GitLab CI, Jenkins, and Travis CI pipelines to GitHub Actions. - GitHub - github/gh-valet: Valet helps facilitate the migration of Az...

Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿☭ (@Pinko69420)Mon, 30 May 2022 18:22 +0000

nothing like incorrect installation documentation to make you question everything

casey (@varcharr)Mon, 30 May 2022 19:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlexandraErin/status/1531349962352693250

Don't reject the idea of being politically correct, or any of these things. Reject the framing that they even exist in this fashion, in any meaningful way. You believe what you believe. You do what you do. Other people can call it whatever they want. Don't let that change you.

Alexandra Erin (She/Her) (@AlexandraErin)Mon, 30 May 2022 19:02 +0000

I don't get called "PC" often, because I prefer hanging around folks with more imagination. Last time I think my response was "sure, as long as I can install Linux on it. Mac'll do in a pinch. None of that changes the fact that [original topic] was a dick move."

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https://twitter.com/AlexandraErin/status/1531349962352693250

Don't reject the idea of being politically correct, or any of these things. Reject the framing that they even exist in this fashion, in any meaningful way. You believe what you believe. You do what you do. Other people can call it whatever they want. Don't let that change you.

Alexandra Erin (She/Her) (@AlexandraErin)Mon, 30 May 2022 19:02 +0000

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Mon, 30 May 2022 20:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/cube_drone/status/1530772676679290883

timeouts, 2.load

cube drone (@cube_drone)Mon, 30 May 2022 20:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/cube_drone/status/1530664482032308224

timeouts, 2. load

cube drone (@cube_drone)Sun, 29 May 2022 04:47 +0000

There are only two hard problems in distributed systems: 1.

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There are only two hard problems in distributed systems: 2. Exactly-once delivery 1. Guaranteed order of messages 2. Exactly-once delivery

Mathias Verraes (@mathiasverraes)Fri, 14 Aug 2015 18:40 +0000

cube drone (@cube_drone)Sat, 28 May 2022 21:37 +0000

If anyone wants to send me free stuff this pride month I'd be happy to post stuff like "I never felt comfortable in my body until I put on this cool hat" or whatever

bitsy von muffling (@DoctorPissPants)Mon, 30 May 2022 16:18 +0000

I was stuck on a problem and went for a walk, berating myself for procrastinating. Then the answer came to me. How many times do I have to learn this lesson?

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Mon, 30 May 2022 18:03 +0000

are we supposed to measure how many lockdown parties Carrie Johnson had in imperial or metric

dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd)Sun, 29 May 2022 19:44 +0000

TL;DR: for major providers, Terraform does not really need state. My proposal: add a “none” backend that uses the provider APIs as state.

Reflections on a decade of configuration files.

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