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this is the most sensual gay porn opening I've ever seen 💦

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In light of recent news I was wild for this one twitter.com/LCRWnews/statu…

LEFT COAST RIGHT WATCH (@LCRWnews)Sun, 23 Jan 2022 02:51 GMT

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APIs for finding out the current versions of lambda runtimes

Not mine but absolute perfection.

Jessie Earl (@jessiegender)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 09:07 +0000

building services on lambda should be easy and fun - GitHub - nathants/aws-exec: building services on lambda should be easy and fun

It gives me tremendous pleasure to say that my dad (who, God help him, once had to train me) has just been elected into the @mastercarvers Association, by a jury of his peers. Making him one of only 40 Master wood and stone carver's in the UK. #woodcarving #craft #woodwork

Callum G Robinson (@CallumGRobinson)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 15:41 +0000

One of my first jobs was editing a config file to block people who did this 🙃

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My dickhead ex blocked me on all forms of social media and messaging, so I now get to him by sending him 1p bank transfers with insults in the reference. Money well spent.

Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 13:25 +0000

Hugh Wells (@crablabuk)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 11:19 +0000

What tech companies expect in coding interviews these days

Santosh Hari 😷 (@_s_hari)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 13:56 +0000

MOVIE PITCH: Dragons re-emerge in modern day Britain but, thanks to a long forgotten prophecy, “only those who are knighted can slay a dragon”. So it’s Helen Mirren, Ian McKellen and others, playing themselves, fighting dragons. Yes?

DC Bradshaw (@curiouspenguin)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 14:41 +0000

So apparently individual toad in the hole isn’t the best thing to serve at a dinner party

Joe Oakley 🏳️‍🌈 (@JRLOakley)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 18:12 +0000

little known side effect of raising kids in a home where “negative” emotions are unacceptable is they’ll grow up to be therapists who use big words to roast you for eternity

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 00:33 +0000

new in macos 13: when airdrop fails it shows you the photo that you failed to receive. the photo that could not be sent from your phone to this mac. shows you right there. on this mac. trying not think too much about this.

laura @ recovering (@freezydorito)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 10:40 +0000

Brunch - waffles with maple syrup and a fried egg, Cumberland sausage, bacon

Gen Ashley 🙏🇺🇦 (@coderinheels)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 10:20 +0000

Good programmers know what they're doing and how to solve the problem. Remembering which function takes which arguments or parameters is not required for that.

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I've been seriously program C/C++ for decades. I'd cheerfully and humbly say I'm an expert programmer. And I have to look up how to do a repeat until loop. So never, ever, worry about having to look things up.

Peter N Lewis (@peternlewis)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 07:11 +0000

Rosemary Orchard (@RosemaryOrchard)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 08:10 +0000

Mastercard rules 5.12.3: A Merchant must not require, or indicate that it requires, a minimum or maximum Transaction amount to accept a valid and properly presented Mastercard or Maestro Card. (hey @MastercardEU looks like @berlinairport are breaking your rules)

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Damn. I would expect to see this at a Späti, but not at an airport. Card payments only from 10€ purchases and up. It's really 2020. If one doesn't have cash, can't buy water lol. So you have to buy random shit you don't need just so you can pay by card.

SF (@segunfamisa)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 06:49 +0000

danielle 🏳️‍🌈 (@endocrimes)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 08:12 +0000

Remote work opens the option for nomad life, but it also adds the option for the exact opposite... Settling down. Instead of constantly moving for the best job offer you can: • Stay • Put down roots • Build closer connections • Get involved in your community

Marissa Goldberg (@mar15sa)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 23:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1535585412361723904

The British after Brexit

qwerty (@muskisacunt)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 11:42 +0000

Me wondering why I’m not accomplishing any of my goals twitter.com/rainmaker1973/…

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Crested mynas, as many other birds, are born altricially, which means young are underdeveloped at the time of birth, therefore fed by parents. When they grow up, they have to learn that food doesn't simply jump into their beaks [📽️: Rebecca Gelernter]

Massimo (@Rainmaker1973)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 11:31 +0000

Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Sun, 12 Jun 2022 07:23 +0000

Crested mynas, as many other birds, are born altricially, which means young are underdeveloped at the time of birth, therefore fed by parents. When they grow up, they have to learn that food doesn't simply jump into their beaks [📽️: Rebecca Gelernter]

Massimo (@Rainmaker1973)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 11:31 +0000

For the first time in my life I’m feeling like my career experience wasn’t a total fuck up — but rather — a good idea.

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 21:37 +0000

in case anyone wonders why i don't do sex tech stuff full time, its because i'd be instantly fired, even from my own company

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have you been like "i need a vibrator that looks like something i put on my face" then realize you put dicks on your face all the time anyways and this problem was solved ok i have no idea how to sell this but lovense has a lipstick vibrator go buy it lovense.buttplug.io

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 19:35 +0000

qdot (@qDot)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 19:39 +0000

have you been like "i need a vibrator that looks like something i put on my face" then realize you put dicks on your face all the time anyways and this problem was solved ok i have no idea how to sell this but lovense has a lipstick vibrator go buy it lovense.buttplug.io

buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech (@buttplugio)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 19:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/iamabayorr/status/1535163385108647936

And then there’s this gem 😂😂

Mnelisi 🇿🇦 (@Mnelisi)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 07:01 +0000

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 23:52 +0000

Meanwhile, as Cameron preps for his next interview with Homelander...

THE BOYS (@TheBoysTV)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 20:01 +0000

I've given my website a new coat of paint. Or, more specifically, five new coats of paint. I couldn't decide which new theme I liked most, so I built all of them. They get a bit weird. localghost.dev

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 16:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/PipewireP/status/1534820338885959685

My TV set is not "HDMI 1" anymore but has its manufacturer name. 🥳 Sometimes it is the small changes, which make someone happy.

AdeptVeritatis (@AdeptVeritatis)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/richburroughs/status/1535627162207723521

Maybe we shouldn’t try to make every moment in our lives about earning money.

Rich Burroughs (@richburroughs)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 14:17 +0000

In case you were wondering how Pride Month is going, the @smh got in touch with Rebel Wilson to say they’d be outing her in the next few days, so when Rebel came out herself the journalists are throwing a tantrum that she robbed them of an exclusive.

Dr. Bodie A. Ashton (@manwithoutatan)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 07:13 +0000

"trump's sophisticated seven-part plan." oh sure, let's bet the future of an entire party on a historically unpopular ruling class's ability to persuade everyone that the same guy who can't maintain his focus through even seven sentences was secretly a mastermind. this is wise.

Edward Snowden (@Snowden)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 14:03 +0000

Find someone who looks at you the way Bramley looks at pizza

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 14:06 +0000

imagine going to someone’s house thinking you just gon grab a coupIe slices of watermelon for a snack nd the next min you falling down the stairs..

d🦕n (@javroar)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 17:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/clarkdotcomstar/status/1535502451968720896

Haha nice attempt at #notallmen mansplaining but every women in the comments agrees.

Supertanskiii (@supertanskiii)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 08:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/clarkdotcomstar/status/1535502451968720896

Men absolutely do this. Especially those who have never had healthy loving nurturing relationships with their mom. They mommy-zone you then they take their resentment out on you. They completely take advantage of you. It’s very one-sided and frankly boring.

moriah (@sparklepony777)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/beccagreenberg_/status/1535299026358194176

The worst is when they mommy zone you but still think you should have sex

Daisy Sprinkles (@daisy_sprinkles)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 23:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/curtisballard/status/1535547297492152320

I can't speak for all women but I think most of us want a reciprocal relationship. if we split the bills, we split the chores. if one person does more chores, the other might contribute more financially or contributes in other ways. but not a relationship where finances are 1/2

Jojomooin (@J0joInTheStars)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 10:20 +0000

Women may friend-zone men but men mommy-zone women and that’s worse imo

Becca Greenberg (@beccagreenberg_)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 16:33 +0000

this is what fear looks like in a sriracha shortage

q (@smallestpuppy)Thu, 09 Jun 2022 02:12 +0000

Just had a paper rejected; one of the reasons was "not using references from 2022". Dear reader, the paper has been in review for over 6 months

Stu Maitland (@StuMaitland)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 14:06 +0000

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw out that mask you’ve had since March 2020

ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 22:45 +0000

Some big news - we’ve reached a settlement in our class action suit! I’m really proud that we got $118 million for the class, and that Google agreed to change a lot of things with the help of outside specialists. See the full press release here: lieffcabraser.com/2022/06/plaint…

Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 02:36 +0000

I am overjoyed to announce that the 2nd edition of my book Code: The Hidden Language of Computer Hardware and Software will be published by Pearson on August 19, 2022. As you can see, the covers of the two editions are nearly identical except that the 2nd edition uses the “dark mode” option:

“Yours was pretty good… for a documentation talk” Man have read your product’s docs??? You needed my talk

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 08:32 +0000

when i came out as trans in senior year of HS, I sent an email to all my former & current teachers as well as the administrators to let them know of my name change & pronouns. (this was over 10 years ago). The vice principal emailed me, asking me to visit his office. (1/?)

✨ Elliott ✨ (@elliott_gr)Fri, 10 Jun 2022 20:01 +0000

Sophie here passes women in the street, *assumes* they’re single mothers, *and* on benefits (gosh how awful of her??), & thinks that her child should therefore only have old clothes, & an old pushchair? Completely normal behaviour from the right wing again. 🇬🇧

Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:25 +0000

This is just pure misogyny.

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So apparently it wasn't @RebelWilson's choice to come out... The @smh/@theage have admitted to giving her a heads up 2 days in advance that they were going to "out" her. What's worse, openly gay men at the Sydney Morning Herald were involved in this. 🤦🏼‍♀️ smh.com.au/culture/celebr…

Kate Doak (@katedoak)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 03:41 +0000

Suw (@Suw)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:34 +0000

So apparently it wasn't @RebelWilson's choice to come out... The @smh/@theage have admitted to giving her a heads up 2 days in advance that they were going to "out" her. What's worse, openly gay men at the Sydney Morning Herald were involved in this. 🤦🏼‍♀️ smh.com.au/culture/celebr…

Kate Doak (@katedoak)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 03:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/bec_juniper/status/1535539598583279616

Outing LGBTQ people is rude and it can potencially put those people in danger. So. You're missing the point.

Pablo 🏳️‍🌈️‍🌻 (@paulxl)Sat, 11 Jun 2022 09:24 +0000