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https://twitter.com/jmergy/status/1532149180843499520

One time they changed the name of the company too.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Sat, 04 Jun 2022 04:30 +0000

Who called it "malloc()" and not "see_you_later_allocator()" ?

Andrew Kelley (@andy_kelley)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 21:09 +0000

Husband: I want a weather station. Me: Me too! I was going to build one with a raspberry pi! Husband: I'm going to order one. Me: You don't want me to build one? Husband: I just actually want to have a weather station instead of talking about it. Me: ... fair enough. 😂

Ashley (@Infosec_Taylor)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:30 +0000

dylan o'brien give me a chance (or $20) (@fakedannydevito)Wed, 10 Nov 2021 20:37 GMT

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

Amanda Gorman (@TheAmandaGorman)Tue, 24 May 2022 22:01 +0000

republicans will force you to have your kid but will do absolutely fucking nothing to keep them safe

Dylan O'Brien (@dylanobrien)Tue, 24 May 2022 21:26 +0000

hey i skimmed your tweet and saw some words i recognize. anyway here's my opinion on what i imagine you said

Your Broke Professor (@Synapsid)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 17:01 +0000

I got accepted to my coding bootcamp 8 years ago today. In the past 8 years.. Three acquisitions. One IPO. One O'Reilly published book. Glad that my aunt randomly sent me an email about coding bootcamps.

Randall (@RandallKanna)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 19:00 +0000

Stop scrolling, ya dingus.

Smallbu Animation (@SmallBuStudio)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:34 +0000

In CA, there is a 10-day waiting period so you're not buying a gun in the heat of a moment. You take a lil safety test. Tons of paperwork. Background check. In Tulsa, a gunman bought an assault rifle in the morning and killed 5 people later that day. That is just inexplicable.

roxane gay (@rgay)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 19:46 +0000

A lot of people saw the Depp text msg talking about murdering, burning and raping a woman’s corpse & said ‘I get it. I’ve said things like this when I’ve been angry/venting.’ And I can’t stop thinking about that. People out there really think that’s ok? Really?

Dr. Jessica Taylor (@DrJessTaylor)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 20:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1532817907947741184

my gut reaction is "haha people finding out about goatse" but that's actually super fucked up. i probably first saw it when i was like 14 man. nobody cared, it was just part of internet culture, because "internet culture" circa 2000 was significantly defined by awful people

eevee (@eevee)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 20:16 +0000

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IMPORTANT PSA: on gmod right now, a popular addon creator lost his goddamn mind and has altered all of his addons to add a jumpscare of goatse when you open the game. i am not fucking joking, delete any "GlueLibrary" addon you have immediately

🔴T9 is LIVE (@Thafnine)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 13:57 +0000

eevee (@eevee)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 20:14 +0000

We hear you ❤️ We see you ❤️ We're going to make things worse ❤️

JP (@jpbrammer)Fri, 09 Oct 2020 21:03 +0000

Free/Libre Open Source Software Binaries of VSCode

at the core of every "AI generated art" program is mountains of stolen, unsourced art, fed like a grinder into a sophisticated algorithm that is, fundamentally, uncreative. i don't think it's interesting any more than looking at a giant string of RNG is "interesting"

dante 🌹 (@videodante)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 21:49 +0000

Corporate Infosec sends a phishing test email, I click, and somehow I'm the asshole because "[I] failed the test; had this been real it would have destroyed the company network"? If me clicking can destroy the network, I'm not the one in this conversation who sucks at their job.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:02 +0000

the pride version of something costs less than the version For Men™️????? big moment for the queers

shelley (@codebytere)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/mybirthdaydate1/status/1532672403150893057

The core still has some edible parts that can’t be fully scraped off with a knife. Chew on it with teeth like an animal because every sweet yellow scrap worths it. Slurp up the juice. Simply divine.

mybirthdaydateis420 (@mybirthdaydate1)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 10:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/peachyxbun/status/1532404208770568203

Finally someone who eats mangoes like I do

mybirthdaydateis420 (@mybirthdaydate1)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 10:35 +0000

I've never seen anything that so accurately describes what I've been dealing with for years!

Lady G (@gabsmashh)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 01:35 +0000

🥭

(◔⊖◔)つ ♡ 🍓 (@peachyxbun)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 16:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/GoogleOSS/status/1532438528424038432

Did someone design this as part of a whiteboard coding challenge?

Simon Vans-Colina (@simonvc)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:24 +0000

💬 Pandemic-remote is not the same as all-remote. The failure to commit to a long-term #remotework strategy will leave orgs behind. Let's talk about it. #BeyondCode

🦊 GitLab (@gitlab)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 12:46 +0000

memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 14:45 +0000

Spider cat…🎵 Spider cat… 🎶

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memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 14:45 +0000

Daniela Petruzalek (@danicat83)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 08:43 +0000

"Retirement home of the Elder Gods" @images_ai @ai_curio #midjourney #aiart

Thomas Claburn (@ThomasClaburn)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 02:25 +0000

Friendly reminder that GOP @RepThomasMassie BLOCKED me because I posted a photo of his family holding giant dildos instead of guns. 😂 Whatever you do, don't share it - he HATES it!

Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 16:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/laurieontech/status/1532366190206717954

I know most people just want their "normality" back, but I prefer "not normal" by still using a mask on massive events than being hit by Covid.

Luis Pablo (@Enrodadera)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 14:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/laurieontech/status/1532366190206717954

I’ve pivoted away from going to things because of it. It’s undermined my trust.

emily freeman 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@editingemily)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 05:54 +0000

I'm really disappointed in the secrecy around recent COVID outbreaks within tech community events. We should be better than this. Spread can and will happen. But you owe it to people to disclose it so they can prevent further spread!

Laurie (@laurieontech)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 14:19 +0000

This person wins Reddit for this answer on "How to mock DBs"

James O'Gorman (@jogbert)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 21:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/jzux/status/1532022057927680003

I once worked somewhere where they sent an email out asking everyone to donate our paid sick time to a colleague who eventually died of cancer.

Andy Wentland (@djcentos6)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 09:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/djcentos6/status/1532285935097769984

In California, some teachers had to pay the salary of a substitute teacher if they were out sick for a while washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/05…

Next door in Silicon Valley (@nextdoorsv)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 06:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/jzux/status/1532022057927680003

but do not worry i will keep my phone on during the procedure

trash jones (@jzux)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 12:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/jzux/status/1532022057927680003

This is completely unrealistic. Most workers in america can’t afford open heart surgery.

Benjamin Zupancic (@BenjaminZupanc1)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 06:12 +0000

To be clear, AI generated art is the fleshlight of creativity, it might feel like you're close to the real thing but it's fucking weird boasting about it to real people.

BAKER (@FUCKYOUBAKER)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 00:40 +0000

workers in europe: i will be taking the summer off because i need a little suntan workers in america: i will be using one of my 3 paid vacation days to undergo open heart surgery

trash jones (@jzux)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 15:31 +0000

Bro we watched Coinbase fuck up. Then watched people still go work at Coinbase. Then watched them get laid off almost immediately. No, it doesn't matter if these companies burn bridges. People out here do not learn lessons. Their hiring pipeline will be fine.

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Companies not honoring signed offer letters now ups the ante in how much distrust between employer and employees will now exist. Not only can they fire you at any time, you can quit your job & relocate only for them to renege on the offer. Not burning bridges is so important.

Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 00:00 +0000

Marco Rogers (@polotek)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 06:51 +0000

It's been a whole year and he still refuses to taste his own cum 😐

❄️ Lichlings | OF SALE! 🖤 (anime) (gamer) (@Lichlings)Fri, 03 Jun 2022 07:28 +0000

your body is yours so change it, fuck it up, get on hormones, get whatever piercings, get off hormones, draw on it, wear any kind of clothes, and defy any notion that it belongs to anyone else

🫀JXXX June🪞🩸 (@junestrings)Tue, 31 May 2022 22:33 +0000

The keys to make software engineering more collaborative, joyful, and secure.

George Tsiolis ⚡ (@gtsiolis)Mon, 30 May 2022 10:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/itbealexisirl/status/1532372448334979072

i open twt after eating oreos to find paramore rted me this is a good day to be alive

shesmovedon (@hedgehog_herb)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 15:30 +0000

are there any straight paramore fans

shesmovedon (@hedgehog_herb)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 01:17 +0000

Not this month there aren’t. Happy Pride everyone.

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are there any straight paramore fans

shesmovedon (@hedgehog_herb)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 01:17 +0000

paramore (@paramore)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 14:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/hedgehog_herb/status/1532169582592462848

ash all summer long!💚 (@ash17555)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 18:19 +0000

“johnny is officially innocent!” no he isn’t. He won a case saying his career was damaged by amber writing a piece about her abuse, he is still legally a “wife beater” as he lost the UK case. this was to silence victims and you all support it bc you don’t truly stand w victims

ً (@luverlanguage)Wed, 01 Jun 2022 19:35 +0000

The flu hospitalized 9 kids in the same time frame covid hospitalized 8300. If you want to compare covid to flu, just share that.

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The AAP added 38 children to its grim tally in one week on 12/16/21. The CDC has tallied 26 flu deaths since the pandemic started. I challenge anyone who has compared flu and covid in any way this pandemic, just to share those simple stats.

JoHo (@JHowardBrainMD)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 01:39 +0000

JoHo (@JHowardBrainMD)Thu, 02 Jun 2022 02:04 +0000