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thin blue line feeling thinner and thinner every day innit

matt clawson (@matt_clawson)Fri, 27 May 2022 17:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/transscribe/status/1529908263353040898

This is the perfect test case. Numerous good guys with guns were on site. Good guys with guns could not stop the bad guy with guns from killing 21.

Susan “Sedition has consequences” (@susanscorgis2)Thu, 26 May 2022 21:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/matt_clawson/status/1530242362273943553

if your cops can't step up to the plate when they're needed, why do they think adding more cowards and more guns is going to help?

matt clawson (@matt_clawson)Fri, 27 May 2022 17:41 +0000

If a weapon is so dangerous that a squad of police officers are too afraid to confront a single person wielding it, that weapon should be banned.

Katelyn Burns (@transscribe)Thu, 26 May 2022 19:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/matt_clawson/status/1530242852638318595

maybe this is just some new age homeopathic policing. less action is more! bold!

matt clawson (@matt_clawson)Fri, 27 May 2022 17:46 +0000

Remembering my friend Christopher Lee who would have been 100 today.

Tony Iommi (@tonyiommi)Fri, 27 May 2022 15:30 +0000

Basically the Tories have just given back the money they took away from universal credit last year. It’s the same Tory trick as with police numbers. First they cut them by 20,000 and then expect praise for 13,000 “new” officers. They take us for fools.

Chris Bryant (@RhonddaBryant)Fri, 27 May 2022 06:58 +0000

Did you know in Texas, seggs toys are more regulated than guns?! It is illegal to own more than 6 seggs toys but there is no limit to the number of guns you can own…

Cliterally The Best ™ (@cliterallytheb)Fri, 27 May 2022 15:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/SmnLlyd5/status/1529918427514736640

Seriously though, great video this. I know it’s probably intentional but proper Caesar-like

Si Lloyd (@SmnLlyd5)Thu, 26 May 2022 20:37 +0000

Their stadium looks knackered

Si Lloyd (@SmnLlyd5)Thu, 26 May 2022 20:12 +0000

Guys it’s not funny anymore, they’re going to make a second movie if we keep this up twitter.com/comicbook/stat…

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The Summer of #Morbius continues as Morbin trends for the 3rd straight day comicbook.com/marvel/news/mo…

ComicBook.com (@ComicBook)Thu, 26 May 2022 13:43 +0000

Kasey-Wan Kenobi (@RawbertBeef)Fri, 27 May 2022 01:39 +0000

Wise words from a friend today: "There's a selfishness that the pandemic has exposed that I can never unsee"

chantzy (@chantz_y)Thu, 26 May 2022 19:52 +0000

Vatican investigates possible miracle as UK government inexplicably finds £10bn for energy bills just 24 hours after the Sue Gray report.

Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)Thu, 26 May 2022 13:30 +0000

It’s not that cops are bad at their jobs, it’s that their job isn’t to protect you.

Read Wobblies and Zapatistas (@JoshuaPotash)Thu, 26 May 2022 13:19 +0000

Proud of this girl. She just gave CPR to a man having a heart attack at STS airport and potentially saved his life. He left with the EMTs and still had a pulse. She’s an incredible human. @cathrinmachin

Ian Lauer (@ianlauerastro)Thu, 26 May 2022 20:27 +0000

Republicans passed anti-CRT laws IMMEDIATELY. Republicans passed anti-trans laws IMMEDIATELY. Republicans passed book bans IMMEDIATELY. Republicans act IMMEDIATELY when they say something poses a threat. If they WANTED to fix these shootings, they would. They're CHOOSING not to.

Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen)Wed, 25 May 2022 00:37 +0000

I’m shaking 😭 he made it 60yo man en route to his sons wedding, spoke to his son who is overseas everyone should be trained how to do CPR and use a defib

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Proud of this girl. She just gave CPR to a man having a heart attack at STS airport and potentially saved his life. He left with the EMTs and still had a pulse. She’s an incredible human. @cathrinmachin

Ian Lauer (@ianlauerastro)Thu, 26 May 2022 20:27 +0000

Cathrin Machin Space ₳rt (@Cathrinmachin)Thu, 26 May 2022 20:39 +0000

ask not what your country can do for you. they literally won’t do it

trash jones (@jzux)Thu, 26 May 2022 12:51 +0000

The fact that this UK Sky News reporter’s questioning of Cruz is going viral is another reminder to all of us that the public wants tough, informed, challenging questioning from reporters and anchors.

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Excellent, persistent interviewing from @Stone_SkyNews. This is how it's done.

Barry Malone (@malonebarry)Thu, 26 May 2022 11:20 +0000

Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan)Thu, 26 May 2022 16:10 +0000

Excellent, persistent interviewing from @Stone_SkyNews. This is how it's done.

Barry Malone (@malonebarry)Thu, 26 May 2022 11:20 +0000

this joke is four years old and sadly won’t be irrelevant anytime soon.

Kyle Kinane (Charlotte NC 6/2-4) (@kylekinane)Thu, 26 May 2022 19:18 +0000

Here it is… Broadcom to Acquire VMware for Approximately $61 Billion in Cash and Stock Broadcom (formerly Avago) will rename to VMware. VMware has time to “go shop” for other offers. Both boards and Michael Dell support it. End of an era. $VMW investors.broadcom.com/news-releases/…

Stuart Miniman (@stu)Thu, 26 May 2022 11:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/stu/status/1529783022022803456

"Broadcom Software Group will rebrand and operate as VMware" Not quite the same, broadcom will still be it's own brand, but I understand that things like CA and Symantec will role into VMware brand

Jurgen Kubernetes Klopp (@saintdle)Thu, 26 May 2022 11:34 +0000

Ok, now THAT is a plot twist I didn’t see coming. Broadcom to ditch their brand entirely and operate as VMware. So, VMware will officially be a hardware company that sells software on the side.

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Here it is… Broadcom to Acquire VMware for Approximately $61 Billion in Cash and Stock Broadcom (formerly Avago) will rename to VMware. VMware has time to “go shop” for other offers. Both boards and Michael Dell support it. End of an era. $VMW investors.broadcom.com/news-releases/…

Stuart Miniman (@stu)Thu, 26 May 2022 11:14 +0000

Tim Davis (@vtimd)Thu, 26 May 2022 11:26 +0000

Cool, I was trying to distract myself playing a Japanese video game but in the game, grown-ass men are hitting on a 15 year old girl everywhere she goes and it’s never called out or questioned, this is fine, cool

Kelly Ellis is Pro-Abortion 💉💉💉 (@justkelly_ok)Thu, 26 May 2022 13:57 +0000

really speaks volumes how many people who used to be my friends have no interest in continuing a relationship with me after this name change and ignored me when i offered to give them my new handles. very grateful for a fresh start without one sided relationships anymore ❤️

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Thu, 26 May 2022 18:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/null_jesse/status/1529898247598526464

this is about my entire friend group who abandoned me after i kicked out my abusive ex-fiancé ❤️ eat shit

jesse null 🖤 (@null_jesse)Thu, 26 May 2022 18:52 +0000

Today @DataProgress launched our Corporate Pride Accountability Project, tracking the political donations of dozens of corporate Pride sponsors simultaneously funding anti-LGBTQ+ legislation like “Don’t Say Gay” bills across the country. dataforprogress.org/accountable-al…

a left-leaning but high-quality polling outlet (@SeanMcElwee)Thu, 26 May 2022 18:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/C4Press/status/1529824301922152448

I'd reply with something supportive of Channel 4 and disapproving of how @NadineDorries misrepresented the facts – but I'm terrified that if I do, Nadine will privatise me as well. 😰

Mark Elliott (@ThatMarkElliott)Thu, 26 May 2022 17:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/NadineDorries/status/1529774929163476992

Clarification: A proposal was made, in response to a request from DCMS, showing how C4 could potentially raise a small amount of outside capital. C4 is in excellent financial health & does not want or need to raise outside capital to fund its future plans. channel4.com/press/news/4-n…

Channel 4 Press (@C4Press)Thu, 26 May 2022 13:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/MechanicsDruid/status/1529759877001842690

"My problem is not trans people. It's those who think they deserve rights and respect."

Hike Mix (@HikeMix)Thu, 26 May 2022 09:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/QueerNerdyLefty/status/1529767957777219584

Why just the other day a NB person asked me to use gender neutral pronouns and it's the most oppressed any human has ever been.

Eddie Stone (@EddieStoneComic)Thu, 26 May 2022 11:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/MechanicsDruid/status/1529759877001842690

"I don't hate trans people, just the ones who stand up for themselves."

Odessa Steppes (@OdessaSteppes)Thu, 26 May 2022 11:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/MechanicsDruid/status/1529759877001842690

"I don't hate trans people, just those that don't know their place"

Steve 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧 😷 (@wohyeah_wohyeah)Thu, 26 May 2022 10:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/OdessaSteppes/status/1529786082212073474

See also; - the climate emergency is worrying, but green activists are too much - poverty is awful, but those union activists go too far - women are people, but those suffragettes, really...

David - Glitter Squirrel - La! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈 (@obliquewords)Thu, 26 May 2022 11:34 +0000

This is America. Where it's easier to get a gun than paid parental leave or baby formula. Where kids can learn shooting drills in school but can't learn about diversity. Where gun sales are skyrocketing but Congress (GOP and Manchin) can't fund the child tax credit.

Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli)Tue, 24 May 2022 21:20 +0000

I think if some of you all knew how many guns were brought to your big fave tech conferences, you might sit a little stiller, talk a little less Especially if you want to blame this shit on mental health, as we all know we never have tech men who are angry or anti anything 😎

Stella (@RisuToInu)Thu, 26 May 2022 07:46 +0000

The only thing a gun protects is your fragile fucking egos.

Rahul Kohli (@RahulKohli13)Wed, 25 May 2022 22:10 +0000

All transphobic comedians are channeling their jealousy about the fact they'll never be half as funny as Eddie Izzard relating a historical anecdote in a cocktail dress

I draw lil comics jerk (@rajandelman)Tue, 24 May 2022 17:22 +0000

This is America twitter.com/qtiptheabstrac…

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Theres been more mass shootings (212) Than days in 2022 (144)

QTip (@QtipTheAbstract)Wed, 25 May 2022 14:01 +0000

Seth Green (@SethGreen)Thu, 26 May 2022 05:48 +0000

Theres been more mass shootings (212) Than days in 2022 (144)

QTip (@QtipTheAbstract)Wed, 25 May 2022 14:01 +0000

The school district for Robb Elementary has its own police department with 5 cops and 1 security guard. The city of Uvalde's police department recieved just under 40% of the entire city's budget for the year and got a 500k grant from the state. Neither stopped today's massacre.

Muffuletta Matzo Man (@NeeNeinNyetNo)Tue, 24 May 2022 22:00 +0000

Window envelopes are such an annoyance of plastic waste in the middle of otherwise recyclable paper. Perhaps, like carrier bags, they should be phased out. Companies and marketers can adapt their processes.

Paul (@threedaymonk)Mon, 23 May 2022 10:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/SandraTayler/status/1529488732079828992

The "Politics" section might be even better:

Boone Dryden | Open for Editing & Map Work (@artlawadvocate)Wed, 25 May 2022 17:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/artlawadvocate/status/1529518569406578689

this isn't funny don't laughter this isn't funny don't laugh this isn't funny dont—

Kami ♓ (@kammi_boo)Wed, 25 May 2022 20:03 +0000

The Onion is not playing today.

Sandra Tayler (@SandraTayler)Wed, 25 May 2022 15:45 +0000

NOT NOW, UNDERWATER VOLCANO TEEMING WITH MUTANT SHARKS

Joe McNally (@GaspardWinckler)Wed, 25 May 2022 15:54 +0000

There is no such thing as being “pro-life” while supporting laws that let children be shot in their schools, elders in grocery stores, worshippers in their houses of faith, survivors by abusers, or anyone in a crowded place. It is an idolatry of violence. And it must end.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC)Tue, 24 May 2022 23:10 +0000

I've been seeing more and more layoffs and hiring freezes in tech... feels like the tide is changing

Pumpkin Spice Lindsey (@lindseybieda)Wed, 25 May 2022 21:26 +0000